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>tfw Giantbomb will never be this comfy again https://yo

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>tfw Giantbomb will never be this comfy again
https://youtu.be/QZSHPhPTChI

I think I'm coming to terms lads
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Fuck Alex. Fuck Ben. Fuck Dan. Abby and Jason kind of suck too. Burn it all.
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Did you see Abby at that PAX improv thing?

You could say she bombed... giantly
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>>389379456
Improv is almost always horrific
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>Make a site with a plethora of audio content
>Most of your hosts can't speak properly
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>>389379456
>every podcast Abby either says
>I bought this $60 game from gamestop theat I wont play and trade in!
or
>muh improv

turns out she's shit at improv

>>389380235
Ben was the final straw for me. I can't listen to West coast anymore and little video content.
Jeff should move to New York and salvage what he can.
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>>389380430
How'd Jeff do at that improv thing?
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>>389380558
pretty meh.
Surprising really. His wife got the all clear on cancer a day before so I thought he'd be on a high.
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>>389378850
Just let go
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>>389378850
It's time to let go, anon. West is dead, and East is family-friendly let's play family.
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Why is Ben just bringing laziness to the site? You would think that he would want to try and present content in an engaging manner. But, his Kingdom Hearts playthrough is getting worse every episode.
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>>389382972
You know it's good when a random ass CBS employee throwing casual shade at Ben is the best guest so far.
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>That brick wall
I miss those days. At least I still have those old podcasts to listen to.
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>Videogame Podcasts
>Isn't constantly soapboxing their shitty political opinions
>Isn't a sellout shill constantly telling you to stop being so entitled goyim
>Isn't staffed by boring people with shitty voices who generally are unpleasant to listen to
>Are actually knowledgeable about videogames
pick two
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Just heard this on an old podcast.
https://youtu.be/NzMdi_b2Jig
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>>389384250
Bombcasts are 3/4
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>>389384250
1 and 2

Giant bomb used to be this. Jeff is a goldmine of vidya knowledge, it's comfy as fuck when he tells stories of CES. Without a funnyman to fuel his flames though (Ryan, Vinny, Dan) then shit's fucked.
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>>389384551
Also saw ~1990 Jeff in the background of a Tetris documentary.
https://youtu.be/mt8Sg87NUig
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>people think Ben isn't great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lLFDJ-lSqw&feature=youtu.be&t=1h26m4s
He's a real natural comedian!
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>>389385638
God Ben is such a disgusting human being
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>>389385638
makes me sick
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>>389385638

Well, that's a laugh and a half.
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>>389378850
Most people will state Giant Bomb died with Ryan but in reality it was a downward slope after their first round of official hires (Patrick Klepek, Austin Walker).

When it was literally Ryan and Jeff drinking with a collage of devs and publishers with Brad handling the more official video game journalism aspect of official reviews and Vinny offering the outsider look into gaming as a lovable every-man---those were the best of times. Even the secondary cast of Dave Snider and the Whiskey crew was better.

RIP Giant Bomb---I still listen to both main podcasts out of a grotesque need to honor the past (and general boredom of working the graveyard shift) but it's been months since i watched any premium content and do not plan to renew when my membership expires next summer.
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>>389385638
Ben seems like the worst hire for a 'personality driven site'

He;s forever doing this cringy shit to try and impress Jeff. Like the loser kid trying to impress the 'cool' kid at school.
His voice is horrific, like listening to someone who needs to clear their throat but hasn't realised yet and dreadful on camera. So how long before Jeff mans up and moved to NY? Brad can come too.

Secretly I know Jeff would never though. Brad is always in a better mood when he's been away to see family though and not have to live in that cesspit known as San Fran.
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>>389382972
>tfw you realize Ben saying "his partner" wasn't him talking about his gay partner or having a trap gf but he's dating some horrid tumblr bitch who thinks gender pronouns are rape
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>open knack 2 ql
>ben screaming like a retarded monkey in the first 10 seconds
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congratulations Pat Baer, you have been officially promoted from worst guest to absolute cancer
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I miss him so much, what would gb be like if he were alive today?
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>>389386786

He's a big, ugly sonofabitch so he probably has low self-esteem and will take what he can get.
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>>389387695
in this day and age?

probably borderline 4chan. Ryan wouldn't have rolled over as easy with Patrick bringing in all his tranny friends and poisoning the content/fanbase
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Damn its not my imagination. Giant bomb used to be a lot better. I think the last time I really enjoyed the podcast and videos is around when they hired Dan, who I always liked. That was summer 2013? Patrick I never liked, but he wasn't enough to ruin everything. I was glad when he left. Golden age giant bomb was probably 2009 or 10.

2008: gold
2009: gold
2010: gold
2011: silver
2012: silver
2013: silver
2014: bronze
2015: bronze
2016: bronze
2017: bronze
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What should I download during my giant bomb premium free trial?
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>>389386786
Are we certain "she" is not male? I sort of assumed "she" was a MtF.

Granted, like this anon said>>389387796 He literally has a genetic disorder and will take love from anywhere possible to mend his actual broken heart.
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>>389388403
summer 2014
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>>389388606
oh then thats silver age for me too
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>>389387110
who and why
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>>389388586
its a fat dyke cunt
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>>389388403
East coast stuff has been bretty good for over a year now my man
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>>389388501
Metal Gear Scanlon is a rollercoaster of anger and comfy gaming. Dan goes full on retard in some points and gives shit advice on a game he claims is one of his all time favourites
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Jeff's general negativity is as big a problem as Ben's hire. Him moving East would make East worse. Alex provides enough negativity there.
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>>389378850

>that single podcast after patrick left before ryan died that week where you were so hopeful the site was going to enter into another golden age

it still fucking hurts
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>>389388403
I was a Day One Giant Bomb user and a premium member a month into the offering. It's sort of sad to see the state of the site. I think some of it is related to Jeff, Brad and Vinny just aging out (no more legendary Chris With the White Cars tales or locking a drunk Alex in a random mansion bathroom after beating his ass in Edward 40 Hands stories) and their progeny being bland hipster 20-somethings.
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>>389378850
>male model Alex calling someone else a goblin and having a cry on twitter about Ryan
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Yeah one of the things I got from listening to these clips is that Jeff might've always been cynical but he wasn't like... depressed and a downer. He was funny. He's definitely less enthusiastic than he used to be. And yeah it's easy to speculate why that is.
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>>389388796
Yakuza and sunshine stuff? Ok yeah sure. I'll give you that. But the beastcast, to me, isn't that good.
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>>389379456
>implying you wouldn't worship this body like Vinny would
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>>389389216
I never gave credence to the Vinny-Abby rumors but they do seem to spend an inordinate amount of time at "gamestops" together...far from work...alone...
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>>389388995
Honestly you're eventually going to run out of good stories to tell. I mean Dan's already recycled shit on beastcast from bombcast and on bombcast from GI.
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>>389389165
Jeff Balaclava is the best giant bomb tho
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>>389389216
she is so fucking ugly
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>>389389003
fuck, you just reminded me of Alex gloating about not playing the other Yakuzas on the last beastcast
jokes on you faglex now you know who Sera is when he dies, but you still don't know who Saejima is or have any of the context for Majima in Y0
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>>389388854
Awesome, I'll grab it.
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>>389389365
I bet, I bet one shine Vinny gets it :>
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>>389389380
They were at least making new stories in the era of Whiskey Media now it's just a carosel of "this is game is meh, I only played a few hours of it", "PUBg is now acceptable for GOTY just because we love it" and "Fuck Anime, let's talk over Jason as he meekly tries to defend MonHun".
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>>389389493
yeah let's see you say that when she straightens her hair gayboy
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>>389379456
>feminist
>SJW
>Ugly
>mannish
>surrounds herself in a beta orbit system
>probably actually thinks shes funny because her orbiters tell her she is

Yikes
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>>389388857
>Alex provides enough negativity there

I see people say this a lot but don't quite get it cause dude lays on a thick layer of irony over much of his negativity. Is it just cause his voice? I dunno, I don't have the exact same opinions as Jeff or Alex so them not liking stuff I like or whatever doesn't bother me. Makes when they do like something interesting, plus they (mainly Alex) has good contrasting personalities to bounce off of
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>>389379337
>>389388857
>>389388995
>>389389003


See, I would be much happier if fucking Alex left. He's 90% of my problem with the show. Even when someone just wants to talk about a videogame, he has to bring his retarded opinion about why this matters to gaming as a whole, why this matters about the current political climate, or why this game made him cry like a little bitch.

I don't think there has ever been one goddamn time Alex has woken up and said: "Man, I really like this game for "x" reason, I should tell people about this!" He goes in with this awful singular mindset about why he will or won't like a game. Inevitably when it doesn't fit his niche criteria, he tries to either bash on the game for the dumbest reasons imaginable or he tries to crowbar it in to his microchasm of understanding so that he can feel validated in why he likes it.

He is literally a social black hole whose only enjoyment can come from either becoming the center of attention, or soapboxing hoping to become the center of attention. Now that fucking Austin is gone, I think GiantBomb could get 80% better if they could lose this parasite of a human being.

Fucking hell.
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>>389389493
She's the greatest mystery of modern beauty. Sometimes---dependent on angle and styling---she's attractive and other times, she's goblin-esqe. I've never seen swings this hard on photos of a single human being.
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>>389389652
curly hair is cuter though.
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>ever watching professionally produced content
>not just watching basemwnt dwellers review gamea for youtube and over analyse ever game but at least they are not controlled by corperate entities that want to end human civilisations as we know it.
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>>389389812
>social black hole

I've seen you post this before. seems like a meaningless thing to say. I never really had a problem with the guy. but then Patrick probably lowered the bar so low nothing else really gets to me.
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Since I wasn't around much for the "golden era" will I just never know how much better it could be? Cause (on the east at least) I'm alright with some of what they're doing.
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>anytime Jason talks
>remember he has a 20+ year old son and was a fat juggalo
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>>389389740
He's not as negative about games as Jeff is nowadays, but the amount of "THE WORLD IS ON FIRE AND WE'RE ALL DOOMED AND EVERYTHING SUCKS" esque jokes on every beastcast is out of proportion, even when it's not referencing some political thing that just happened. Mostly I'm just thinking about how his general attitude stands in contrast to Dan's (who is, admittedly, blessed by the gods and has every reason to be positive, but still).
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>>389390286
>remember he has a 20+ year old son
Wait what? I thought his son was a baby
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>>389390121
I always go back and listen to the game of the year podcasts. Also check out the stuff they did on mmos: city of heroes, the matrix online, star wars galaxies.
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>>389390014
I think that post you mention is where I got the term "social black hole", but I completely wrote the rest up right now.

When I mention that he tries to crowbar or toss games that don't fit in his niche criteria, I forgot to mention that I just already don't like his regular criteria.

I can't even stand the GOTY podcasts because of him. For him needing to say "muh piece" and cry about why Inside is great, but he can't give 10 fucking seconds for Dan to talk about Stardew Valley. He's gotta have Undertale in the top 10 (when there is no way it wouldn't be) and acts disenfranchised about it not being the singular opinion of the group that it is the greatest game of all time.

I nearly applauded when Jeff actually had the balls to call Inside a shallow puzzle game with amazing visuals, which is what it really is.
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>>389390121
That stuff is still online.

I don't doubt newcomers might like what the site is now, just like if you'd never seen the OT you might have a good time watching the Star Wars prequels.

Different expectations.
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>>389390121
Just watch like the old Harry Potter or Dragon Ball: Evolution Quick Looks with Ryan and Vinny or listen to like 2009-10 era bombcast. It's definitely a cut above a lot of current stuff.
>>389390335
Jason was a punk teen who got into fights, went to a halfway home, and impregnated a girl when he was like 17.
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>>389390335
he has 2
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>>389390329
Ok I can understand that more than what I sometimes see people say. Belabouring the bit is something that happens. Vinny and Dan are at least a good counterbalance to that, but yeah the humorous defeatist act can wear thin
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>>389390286
>always through jason was ok
>realize he's 90% of the reason why gbw is so shit
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>>389390339
Cool, I'll do that. Thanks
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>>389390432
Whoa. I don't think I've ever heard him mention the other son
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>>389390558
Yeah he and Rorie don't quite have the energy, personality, or whatever, to really bring a great deal to the table. Good for some specific knowledge (moreso jason than rorie)
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>>389390558
GBW is shit because Jeff is a cynical cunt, Brad is a cynical cunt with none of Jeff's comedic timing, Jason is a cynical cunt who is shut down anytime he tries to talk about something he likes Ben is a cynical cunt who thinks he's hilarious for making awkward puns and Rorie is just an autistic weirdo who stares at the laptop for hours on end,
>>389390676
tbf i think the only time he mentioned in gb stuff is on danswers
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It's weird to think how the balance has shifted

Used to be
Jeff, Brad, Dan, Drew, Jason in the west
and
Vinny, Alex in the east.

Now East has 5 people on every beastcast and West has only 4, at least one of whom seems to be missing every other week.
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>>389378850

Gay af.

Nothing beats their original office in Sausolito where they had their most creative work done. This brick shithouse basement their Jew boss threw them in was a shit hole with one big troth for all the GB and millennial trash sister sites to work on at the same time.
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i like the abby and the new guy. but not the guy that's always on the unproffessional fridays thing. He's annoying.

dan ryckert is easily the best person on giant bomb though. Brad is easily my least favorite and he's so awkward and boring.
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>>389390768
im talking moreso about how he's awful at his job
he's been fucking drowning since vinny/drew left
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>>389390960

It's so hard to believe how far my dislike to now like and respect has gone with Dan.

I hated him when I started listening. I thought he was a try hard and annoying. However he won a lot of respect over the past year as one of the true forces trying to actually talk about games and what makes them fun and good. He was the only guy talking about Stardew Valley at last years awards, which got him a lot of respect in my eyes too. The fact that no one played it and brushed it off as a Harvest Moon/Animal Crossing clone like that was a bad thing is what really bummed me out last year, but Dan came in for the save.
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Dan is too much in love with being a heel. Poor vinny had his xcom show shot in the foot by dan
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who's the spic on the new kingdom heartache. i don't watch upf or know the gamespot people because both are generally terrible.
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>>389378850
I still like their content.
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>>389390970
I agree. The OG "How to Build a Bomb" videos when they were just getting started were the best. Whiskey Media cuck office was shit.
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>>389391157
Overall I think Dan has had the best influence of any hire after the OG 4. The most funny stories and responsible for like 80% of the non-QL/podcst content on the site.

But your Stardew comment cuts both ways, because even New Dan still dismisses things completely without even trying them (see Persona).

>>389391212
tbf Vinny was basically playing for Alex this week.
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>>389390910
Sometimes I go from the Giant Bomb podcast to Easy Allies and it's shocking to hear the difference in the general attitudes of the people talking. I like Jeff, but you're right, all of them being that way is grating.
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>>389390503
That kind of "everything sucks the world's going to shit and I'm so depressed" is so prevalent on leftist social media. People who spend their time on twitter looking for the bad news of the day that will get them incensed until the next one.

Also he's kind of a dumb guy. Not like Dan who's created this persona he feels comfortable with but like a dude who's never got beyond high school education but has to voice his opinions on stuff he clearly has a very limited grasp on.
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>>389391212
To be fair fighting sectoids and thinmen as rookies isn't that hard.
What really killed it was Abby selling important materials.
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>>389391469
I can agree to that about Dan, Vinny and Jeff as a combo are still my favorite. I'll miss Drew quite a bit, and even though I liked Brad initially, I just don't think he describes anything properly anymore.
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>>389391616
All that pot's rotted his brain.
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>>389379337
>>389389812
>>389390398
Alex is a longtime videogame journalist and while both you and I disagree with him he is absolutely not a bad member of Giant Bomb. He hasn't even said anything that he can't back up and in fact regularly roasts the others when they have bad logic.
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>>389389517
That's a terrible series.
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>East has Dan, Vinny, and Jeff Bakalakalakalar
>They manage to make it work despite Alex being there
>Meanwhile Jeff is getting balder and will probably slump over and die in an apathetic heap one of these days
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>>389390398
>inside was great
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>>389391895
>alex dickriding
is this actually happening right now?
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Dropped them for good with their truly awful le murder island XD PUBG wank. Never thought I would see them scrape the bottom of the barrel like this.

That disgusting Ben creature and The Woman That Doesn't Play Video Games are adding heaps to the site, I'm sure.
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Its actually remarkable how much Dan leaving fucked GBW up
They absolutely needed to get a replacement that was at least half as positive and excited as he was to keep it interesting

instead they got ben and now anything gbw is the most grating boring unfunny shit to listen to. since gbe skipped over the Half Life news recently I sorta want to listen to GBW to get their take on it, but its hard to tolerate them anymore
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>>389391895
yeah, but he's a social black hole, so..... you know.
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I honestly think I would be a great addition to the GB crew
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>>389392070
Where did I say that? I was implying it was bad.

Inside was shallow trash. It had some cool art, but it was basically a walking story with bland and repeating (not even intuitive) puzzles with less thought or direction than even Telltale's Walking Dead.
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Has Jeff put on some more weight recently?

He looked especially fat tonight.
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>>389392191
All I'm saying is that while he is shit at Mario Sunshine the same as Vinny and Abby (and shit at videogames in general aside from Gerstman) he consistently says "Eh I just don't like what it's going for." Meanwhile you have people like Vinny who die a ton and then blame the game for it.
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>>389378850
I only really like Jar Time and watching Jeff do home streams. Used to really love the site but now...
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>>389392220

Fucking take that back about Ben and Abby. Ben is weird AF, but he's the kind of weird West needs right now.

Abby has been doing awesome as well. Her and Vinny are a top tier duo, and the way that they can all shit on Dan never gets old.
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>>389392465
>Her and Vinny are a top tier duo
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half the staff knows shockingly little about contemporary games, half of the ones who do only care about the WORST games, none of them seem to care at all about almost anything to do with the industry in 2017 and it makes most of their content painful to watch
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>>389392395
so? he's probably better than Dan at Yakuza but that doesn't make him any less of insufferable cunt with a gigantic yet fragile ego
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>>389392465
>Ben "The only thing I'm positive about is Dota 2" and Abby "Bayonetta is sexist btw I've never even seen or read anything about it" is what gb needs
lol ok
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>>389392625
Whatever dude, I'd rather have a person who can back up their talk than any of the shit-tier crew you support.
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>>389392014
He's as bald as he's always been you retarded newfag.
https://youtu.be/Nk7wI-zzQp4?t=59
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>>389392465
>abby is awesome
everytime she does that goofy laugh I feel anger. every single time. albeit only slightly.
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>>389392583
That's what sucks most. I don't want to see them fall into the hell pit of making worse versions of Let's Plays and Flavour of the Month Streams, but that's what is happening now.
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>>389392724
what exactly are you trying to imply here? you don't like Jeff, Vinny, Drew or Dave? you're just going to admit to being cancer?
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Giant Bomb is probably the quickest I've ever completely got on board and then completely abandoned something.

Tuned in to the Giant Bombcast every week, then like 5 months later Dan and Drew both leave, and despite liking Jeff and Brad it became boring as fuck.
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>>389388854
THROW
H
EKANS
HAAAAAHAHAHA FUCK YOU
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>>389393295
I miss dan posting
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>>389393704
FuUuUuUuuUuck yoU! Hahha
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>>389393704
https://youtu.be/oiD_SArZ3yo
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>>389393763
Needs more wrestling references are are more obscure than anything dan has actually said.
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>>389378850
At least the P4 endurance run is always fun to watch.
But GB died with Ryan - and even then it hasn't been as good as it was during the OG / Whiskey Media days.
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just let Vinny and Jeff have their own Twitch channel together
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>>389393835
He was just tricking you. Like that time Vince McMahon tricked even his immediate family into thinking they were being stalked by the Greater Power, when he was actually the Greater Power. BAAAHAHAHAHA Buy my book
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>>389394084
Let Vinny and Abby have a PornHub channel :D ;)
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>>389392220
>The Woman That Doesn't Play Video Games

It's fucking shocking how ignorant she is about games.

I can't remember all the games she didn't know, but fucking Age of Empires? jeez
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>>389394114
10/10 good use of book plug
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>Jason doing so bad recording a podcast and some quick looks a week that they have to hire a replacement Drew.
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>>389394114
TONY HAWK'S PRO SKATER
AIR FORCE GATOR
I DATED A PORNSTAR
HAHAHAHA FUUUUuuuuUUUUUUCK YOU
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DOWNLOAD MY BOOK

https://mega.nz/#!IQVE1KaY!A8YqAcECPcH_Zo2FZ4ti_1JJx5h7cEien36ee67lLKY
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>>389394318
>Okay Jamal, I'm just gonna let you sit back and do your thing with my pornstar girlfriend.
>hey Jamal maybe you shoudl try th- oh yeah yeah okay gotcha hehe.
>Hehehe I'm trying so hard not to say anything right now.
>HHaaaaHAHAHAH YESSS you're fucking her harder than if you were Stone Cold Steve Austin in the Nation of DOmination
>FUUUuUuCCccCCCKKK You HAHAHAHA
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The only thing sadder and deader than Giant Bomb is Giant Bomb threads.
>That one guy who's convinced there's one guy white-knighting Dan
>Abbyfags have replaced Maryfags
>Gossiping about Abby and Vinny
>Everyone wondering how bald, fat, cynical, and depressed Jeff was this week
>Complaining about Ben, Abby, Alex, and Jason as if they're ever going to go anywhere
>24/7 Ryan remembrance (God bless his fat, dead ass)
>The creeping realization that GB fully transitioned from edgy games journalism to adult let's plays and you're critiquing them

But I still love these stupid fucking threads
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>>389395037
Remember Giant Bomb Flight Club
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>>389394646
>Stone Cold in the Nation
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i liked Drew's Chernobyl video, but i feel like he's doing himself a disservice by shoehorning vidya into them
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>>389394318
>>389394646
I miss Danposting.
It peaked during mgs3 i think.
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>>389395642
it's like he's making an offtopic vidya thread
>Guys I went to a nuclear missile silo. It's vidya related, here's this clip of Defcon.
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>>389395642
I expect that'll get phased out more and more over time. He probably feels like he owes it to a lot of his viewers as so many of them come from that community, but he'll figure out pretty quickly the content can stand on it's own.

Unless he becomes an American version of that GameCenter CX segment where they visit arcades in weird or interesting places. I'd watch the shit out of that.
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>>389395642
The games connection is so thin it's hard to imagine how he's going to keep shoehorning it in. Is he gonna go to Kabukichi next and use some Yakuza footage?
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>>389392302
So he's not allowed to have an opinion you disagree with? You just seem really frustrated that he enjoys games that you don't and that you dislike his attitude to the games he enjoys. You are pretty much the definition of cancerous nu/v/. Nobody needs your fucking approval.
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>>389394646
owen hart*
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>>389395608
>>389396085
>tfw they fall for your tricky heel trap
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>>389396310
Dan never gets WWE-related shit wrong intentionally, especially Attitude Era stuff. You're not clever.
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As bad as Alex can get during GOTY, Brad will always have the worst trackrecord for Skyrim (ignoring the PS3 version) and more importantly Destiny. That said, I'm happy that in recent years I've approached a zen like state in which I've come to the (painfully obvious) conclusion that the GB top 10 has nothing to do with quality and only with what -they- liked the most. There's no other excuse or explanation for the 2015 list.
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>>389396310
somebody make a dan peep
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>>389396461
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuCK you
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>>389396769
You're not some sort of mastermind like when Ted DiBiase just bought the WWF Championship from Andre the Giant, you just didnt know what you were shitposting about.
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>>389379456
I was fucking taken aback, having dabbled in improv was like the only she had to her name and she totally ate shit up there even compared to the other women. How bizarre.
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>>389384250
>>Isn't constantly soapboxing their shitty political opinions
and
>>Isn't staffed by boring people with shitty voices who generally are unpleasant to listen to
I'm not listening to a podcast with people spouting how fucking amazing they are for their politics, and I don't want to listen to people who just have outright shit voices. An example of a shit voice is psychicpebbles and his voice. I can't stand listening to his voice in any capacity. I don't even hate the guy, just his fucking grating voice.
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>>389378850
The new UPF space studio is so fucking drab and uninspired. Even the last set upstairs had character with all the artwork and the luchadear.
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>>389396461
yeah cause he's a fuckin mark
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LOL, Hey, Guys!
Do you like
IRONIC MILLENNIAL HUMOR??!
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they need to hire two people for gbw immediately so i never have to hear rorie on another upf or bombcast

every time he opens his mouth i'm forced to skip 2 minutes ahead
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>>389399504
t. jabroni
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>>389399881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9uOA5fgL2M
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Ben's voice has single handedly killed my weekly consumption of the Bombcast.
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Alex really sucks the fun and energy out of the Mario Sunshine let's play.
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>>389400548
everything*
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Just bring back the powerbombcast

They cant go one week without Jeff's wrestling update. I don't know why they stopped doing it since their whole "man wrestling sucks we aren't going to be watching so much anymore" explanation turned out to be wrong.
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What they need unironically is a cool black guy who loves fighting games and anime.
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Bring back energy drink and foreign snack reviews on the podcast.
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>>389400739
wrestling does suck though, it always has
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>>389399663
As long as that's your entire personality, then yes.
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>Rorie has become a go to fixture of podcasts and upf's

I know these motherfuckers aren't stupid. Everyone gets fucking annoyed with his off topic awkward shit. Why do they do this to themselves?
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>>389400801
and says nigga
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>>389400887
>wrestling does suck
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>>389400887
It sure does. Jeff can't stop watching it though. Most wrestling fans these days seem to be masochistic hipsters. I don't get it.
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>>389401076
Y-you can't say that!!
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>>389386786
>Somebody would voluntarily be with that land whale.
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>b-word

How cucked in Ben?
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>>389399881

its pathetic how much of a ghost town most gbw content is at this point, seems like every other bombcast half the office is out these days. even when they're fully staffed, the low energy and abrasively bad social dynamics ruin any decent conversations
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Does anyone have the Rorie police sketch image? I'm tired of looking through old threads
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>>389402652
Found it in 2 seconds using words you posted.
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>>389402652
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Rorie+police+sketch
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the last truly good feature was extra life 2014, it was all downhill from there
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>>389402652
WHO'S THAT GUY? IS THAT A NEW HIRE AT GIANT BOMB?
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NEW DAN KINO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ord7po_2mfo
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>>389404263
This isn't really relevant but the Periscope part made me think of, well, Periscope. How come it rapes my laptop so bad, any other streaming site is fine but if I watch anything on Periscope my fans start spinning like crazy. Does it run on your GPU or what
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>>389387695
someone should go on a call in show and ask jeff this question. would he get defensive and end the call?
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>>389404026
He's a big fan of MGS
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>>389378850
I miss Snider the most.
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Giant Bomb?

More like Giant Shill PUBG and Nidhogg site.
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>>389378850
>new balance autism shoes
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>>389406709
>running shoes on a 400lb man
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post favorite bombcast moments, homos
https://youtu.be/aaO5gwyVcsg
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>>389379456
i have to fucking see this, where is it?
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i feel like it would be real easy to provoke Ben on the call in show, just call in, talk directly to Jeff and casually mention something like "internet philosopher Stefan Molyneux" and then Ben would fall over himself to call you gamergate while Jeff has no idea what's going on
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>>389407263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYT8MCVGy_4

I'm sure it's awful so I haven't watched it.
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>>389407662
I went to their pax east paxamania thing last year and walked out. Probably the most unfunny thing I've yet to witness.
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>>389407373
On a scale from old-school Vinny to current year Patrick, how sjw is he? I thought he was just kinda boring.
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>>389408573
Probably not quite Patrick or Austin tier, but close. Maybe around where Alex would be on such a scale.

Calls his wife "m'pardner"
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What should I download before my premium expires forever on the 15th? I haven't seen any of the ER's...
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>>389408573
Kotaku-era Klepek is probably a close approximation, i suppose. Not too long ago he tweeted about how bootyblasted because someone on youtube who was subscribed to JonTron talked shit about him in the comments.
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>>389396076
>Enjoys games.

Nope, I've never seen him enjoy games.

He literally either thinks the game makes a statement in the modern climate, or he doesn't like it at all. That's the difference. Dan can at least like a game about nothing, but Alex can't like a game unless it provides him a way to put everyone else down and like himself.
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That pax wrestling is the cringiest shit. Unfunny people playing dress up in front of obsessed fans
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>>389409852
Their fanbase is creepy as shit, they're like a cult.
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>>389409852
>being a "fan" of a 30+ year old internet personality who is just doing his job
hell if it was pewdiepie i would understand but i really dont understand that pax thing.
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>>389410110
>>389410194
I've seen people seriously say that they consider the staff their friends. Weird shit going on there. And drawing up recruits from that pool (e.g. Ben) is just about the worst idea possible.
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>>389409852
>>389410194
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>>389410445
their fanbase is really disgusting
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>>389391895
Terrible voice for voice over
Terrible face for video
His ideals are so far left that the only people who would see him in a favorable light are people with similar ideologies.
I mean for Christ sake he is a satanist and a communist that is like the double whammy evil.
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>>389410525
i wish he was dead on the inside and the outside
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>>389410545
What really? That's hilarious.
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>>389410545
Has anyone sincerely been a satanist? I kinda doubt that ever happened, and definitely not since the 90s. It's just an edgier way of saying you're an atheist.
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>not liking pax wrestling
hello alt-righters!
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>>389386043
God I miss Dave. Rip in peace random pc game feature.
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>>389411024
Not liking pax wrestling is alt-right?
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>>389387796
>>389388586
>>389388716
In some thread back around when he first started at GB, some anons found her twitter or instagram or something and if you go back a few years to when they started dating she looks mostly normal. Then at some point she drank the San Francisco kool-aid and decided she was confused about her gender.
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>>389393295
I didn't even think "Throw the Snake!" was that obnoxious, because it can result in a fun little animation if you do it right (which Drew didn't do right) that most players wouldn't think to try doing in the first place.

Stuff like telling Drew to backtrack to the Croc Cap but then never reminding Drew later to actually use the Croc Cap in the only section of the game where it performs a purpose, or spoiling immediately that Johnny didn't have nanomachines in MGS4 because he didn't even remember that was a lategame plot reveal, or confusing Miller for Campbell in the MGSV trailers, or just generally encouraging him to play the series like a needlessly bloodthirsty jackass with no regard for stealth (granted it can be fun but at least try to be sneaky on your first run) were some of the bits of MGScanlon that truly irritated me.
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>>389391895
Remember when he argued that you should vote for Lucky Palmer donating some money to an anti-Hillary organization as "Hottest Mess Of The Year" over No Man's Sky literally being a completely broken mess of shit that the devs openly lied about multiple times on national TV, and if you didn't agree with him, you were "letting the neo-nazis win"?

lmao "no bad logic"
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after Ryan died the SJW insects like Alex and Patrick took this as an opportunity to make their move and start turning GB into a "progressive" outlet ie. become corrupt as fuck.
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>>389384250
Are there any good video game podcasts that aren't cringey or full of politics? Shit, I don't need them to agree with me... I just them to not fucking talk about them at all.

Laser Time, Watch Out for Fireballs, whatever garbage Bob Mackey is shoveling out... isn't there fucking anything that is just, "Hey, that was a cool game that came out once. Let's talk about it."
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>>389386526
I feel like Jeff is intentionally turning this whole show into an Andy Kaufman/Tom Green long con where he sees how many straws it will take to destroy his success.

And judging by his recent hires, it seems like his efforts are only beginning to ramp up.
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Let's post classic giant bomb videos.
https://youtu.be/cInd4DAd9xg
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>>389414128

Bob Mackey kinda pisses me off even though I like retronauts. He also kinda looks like the serial killer in the J Lo movie "The Cell"
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>>389414665
The movie with the horse being divided into pieces?
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>>389414665
yes. i think it's his haircut
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>>389414128
>"Hey, that was a cool game that came out once. Let's talk about it."
Let's Drown Out
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>>389414126
Let's be honest, Ryan would have gone along with everything. I say that neither as praise nor condemnation.
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None of this matters.

Persona 5 endurance run never
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What if Ryan didn't die?
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>>389415000
>Let's Drown Out

I enjoyed it, but I need something more portable. Y'know... like a podcast.
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>>389415739
I never thought he was that great. People only worship him so much because he died.
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>>389416139
On his own he wasn't that great, but together with Jeff they were amazing.
He also was able to keep everything together and moving along. That's why he was the host of the podcast and TNT.
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>>389416139
People "worship" Ryan because he was the driving force of charisma behind the site and a natural show-runner. He brought the absolute best out of Jeff and Vinny, too.
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>>389415148
Its for the best. Vinny and Jeff aren't the same people they were years ago.
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>>389415148
we don't mention that game
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>>389416558
The sad truth. It would be tut-tutting about sexualization every 5 minutes. No thanks.
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>>389416139
Every time Jeff thinks about Giantbomb, he thinks about his dead best friend and the good times they had running the show. Because of that he now hates the whole thing, which is why he's so anemic
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>>389394316
The problem is the setup and workload. West hired Jason and East hired Abby for a reason
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>>389384697
Jeff or Brad and Vinny or Dan were perfect combos because you had someone to end the latter two's bullshit when it went too far, but also somebody to liven up the former when they're not that into the content. Now you have an insane asylum full of wacky tryhards on one coast and an office with all the personality and atmosphere of a morgue on the other.

Sad!
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>>389389216
literally female patrick. nightmarish shit
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>>389388037
>Ryan wouldn't have rolled over as easy with Patrick bringing in all his tranny friends and poisoning the content/fanbase

Daily reminder that Ryan hired Patrick and was the closest to him of all the staff (even did an Endurance Run together). Jeff has also said that Ryan was even more liberal than him, in response to some autist saying exactly what you just did on his Tumblr.
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>>389409852
Jeff is good, Lang is good. Rest are shit
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The wrong son died
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Which premium content is good?
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>>389410110
That's what happens when you only allow positive comments and forum posts on your site
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>they're finally in the process of hiring another video guy for the west coast to replace Drew

Why did it take this long? Did they really think Jason would be able to handle shit by himself?
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>>389419609
Metal Gear Scanlon pre-MGS5, Demo Derby except for the latest one, most Breaking Brads (Demon's Souls and Doom II especially).
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>>389419698
sup dustpan
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>>389419609
Vinny playing Dark Souls is great if you've played that.
Other than that, old UPFs, Mario Parties, Demo Derbies.
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>>389419831
hey
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demo derby was great and they fucking ruined it
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>>389419906
Drew leaving was the final nail.
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>>389419609
Load our Last Souls
VinnyVania NES
Members Only SNES Party
older upfs are sometimes good
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>>389419906
imo DD was ruined by Jeff's addition to the point where I didn't even experience Drew's departure in that feature because I'd already stopped

Dan and Drew went in with a sense of adventure. Jeff ruined it by going "I remember this game, it sucks" before starting every game. Turned the feature from a box of chocolates where you never know what you're gonna get into a box of salt.
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>>389420329
People shit on Austin, but what he brought to Castlevania 3 puts their Mega Man series to shame.
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>>389403270
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>>389420559
>jeff tearing up at the ryan drawings
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>>389419609
In terms of recent stuff:

Jeff's Jar Time videos are pretty nice if you're into him solo answering random behind-the-scenes questions about the industry and the site and such. Demo Derby and Game Tapes were both really good but they've both fallen by the wayside since Drew left and Dan went to New York. GBE playing Contradiction was great.
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I tried this and Beastcast out for a month and every podcast was just talking about their personal lives and shitting on Japanese games or how they take 3+ months to finish a 20 hour game.
Did I just get a bad string of podcasts from them? None of them showed really any knowledge of the industry and just clamored toward the popular stuff.
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>>389421076
holy shit I completely forgot about game tapes. when was the last time they even did one?
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>>389421245
feb 4th i think
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>>389421297
jesus, and they spent so much time hyping it and talking about how they were going through the tapes to find good ones and getting the player working and all that shit. what a shame
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>>389421170
You jumped in at the wrong time, friend. The glory days are long gone. Go back and start listening to the Bombcast from mid-2008 and then stop the second that Patrick arrives.
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>>389421510
Drew deciding that he'd had enough fucked a lot of things, sadly. I can't blame the guy - he was too good for nu-Giant Bomb - but his leaving was the biggest loss since Ryan.
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>>389421510
>getting the player working
can't do that without drew :^)
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>>389410525
Based on the postcards East receives the fanbase consists of mainly 30+ something normies with wives and kids that barely even play games anymore and just listen to it for the funny voices.
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Hey guys check out how millenial I am. I know hilarious jokes about millenials. What the fuck is mario 3? I went to comedy classes so check out this sweet millenial joke.
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>that feel whenever Ryan is brought up
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After they read that first birthday message on the Beastcast I knew a bunch of fucking attention whores would start sending shit in.
Also, has Abby played that game?
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>>389421865
I want to put my wiener in Patricia Kekplex
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>>389421967
Why?
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>>389421932
I want to send one in where I talk about how much I like Dan and Vinny then be dismissive of the rest "as a joke" like how people do with Dan.
Bet they wouldn't even read it.
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>>389422130
Because when she bothers straightening her hair she's a qt3.14 redhead that I wanna put my dick in
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>>389422283
Is there proof of this? Because what I'm looking at cannot fill out the "dress" she is wearing.
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>>389422283
objectively wrong. just some fucking standards you pathetic basement dweller.
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>>389422478
I'm
>>389422336
But seriously he might really want to put his dick into that nastiness, so subjectively he may very well want to, his standards might be that low.
Generally we don't try to convince people their poor subjective decisions are wrong as it goes nowhere.
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>>389388995
Anyone with the enough talent and charisma to salvage what's left of Giant Bomb would not work for Giant Bomb. The idea of casual video driven content is not a fresh idea, it is status quo. They'd start a YouTube channel themselves.

DESU the Jeff, Brad, basically all of them seem like they don't enjoy their work. Who knows what his contract is, but I wouldn't be surprised to see Jeff quit to write a book and let the site fall apart.

>>389389812
Alex is insufferable but I think he appeals to people that are like him. He should quit and make a patron to play twitch, digital friend service.
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Giant Bomb East has become better than GBSJW.
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>>389422957
>Alex is insufferable but I think he appeals to people that are like him
no i fucking hate myself and i hate him even more
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The GB podcast is still alright. Vinny is my guy but I haven't bothered with Beast for months. Also, I didn't like Ben at first but he's grown on me a little bit.
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>>389423289
>he's grown on me a little bit.

Like an 8 foot zit.
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>>389420447
do people actually like watching alex die over and over and moan when other people aren't talking about retarded shit? even vinny was getting annoyed during one of the recent episodes.

i liked austin quite a bit during his GB stint, he was way more palatable compared to how he presents himself at waypoint. not really surprising though considering who he hired.
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>>389423774
You're not wrong
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>>389423956
Austin is fine when he's just a dude playing a video game or talking about it. It's whenever he talks about anything else he turns into a massive fag.
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>>389423002
But the three biggest SJWs on staff are all at GBeast.
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>>389424325
They're not the grounded seasoned reporters you thought and they've all bought into the shit goodthink that dominates their occupation. Why does anyone hold out hope that GB isn't like all the others?
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>escaped Giant Bomb
>getting paid almost 20k a month to travel the world

based Drew
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>>389425798
The hero Giant Bomb needs, but not the one it deserves.
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guys i cant do it. i cant fucking do it. ben is just so fucking cringy and unfunny. i cant watch anything hes in.
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>you will never be paid to be an awkward nerd playing Dota badly
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>>389426576
I stopped watching giantbomb when dan left for newyork

i havnt missed a thing
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>>389425798
>tfw the videos Drew puts up playing games to capture footage for his videos are more entertaining than most of GB's content now
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I've never understood people calling GB negative or cynical. They have no qualms about pointing out flaws and general garbage, but are genuinely excited for quality. I feel like the VR launch streams were the most obvious example of this.
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>>389426719
>I stopped watching giantbomb when dan left for newyork
"this is the run" is great
just vinny and dan
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>>389426651
>you will never be paid to watch your co-worker play Dota badly
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>>389427426
>you will never be a bad Dota player that get's paid to coach an even worse player

How do people who've played the game for as long as them still get stuck in the sub-3k trench.
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>>389425798
you forgot
>put out a video a year
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>>389428267
>put out one video a year better than the hundred his former coworkers put out
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>>389388993
Jesus Christ man. I mean your right but fuck.
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>Jeff describing how he will sometimes have sleep paralysis and lay in bed with labored breathing thinking that he's about to die
>Jeff has to moan and grunt to wake his wife up and have her get him woken up enough to breath
>realize that's exactly how his friend Ryan died, just stopped breathing while he was sleeping


Holy fuck did this scare anyone else when he was talking about it? It made me really uncomfortable
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>>389429501
what
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I can deal with Dan and Alex, as shit as they are. But Ben takes being autistic and annoying to whole other level that he makes it impossible for me to watch any video he is in.

Maybe as a person Ben is an okay dude and I can accept his voice and looks, but it's the dumb shit he says and does that really gets to me. Either he starts screeching, tells another fucking obvious pun or lol ironic joke, fucks around in the game they are playing, fucks up the camera feed, phases out or almost falls asleep.
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>>389391157
I like Dan a lot.
After Patrick and Austin came along with their fucking bullshit SJW fucking shit, I thought for sure that this was gonna be the trend for new hires.

Instead we got a big dumb idiot who loves action movies, wrestling and just being dumb. The collective community was crying because it wasn't another "video games are art and really makes you think about gender identity" fucker to circlejerk over Gone Home.

If they should have hired anyone, it's Mary. She is a legitimate professional and funny. Watch any quicklook where she's on and just to see how good she really is at this, compared the Brad just fumbling around for 40 minutes before playing the game and getting stuck because he doesn't understand basic video games.
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>>389429501

Think it was on the bombcast like two eps ago? Something like that
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>>389431301
based rorie fucked her in between the dogs
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>>389429501

Sleep paralysis is pretty awful. I've had it 3 or 4 times. Not fun.
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>>389431439
I have it couple times a month. Not big of a deal once you learn to deal with it, the first few times it happens are terrifying.
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>>389431230
ben really is the worst. i fucking hate when i see comments calling him funny.
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>>389431708
>i see comments calling him funny.
Probably Ben himself.
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>>389431439

I've had it a few times, the 2 most memorable ones were one where I was sleeping on the couch and then suddenly woke up but can't move anything and panicking feeling like I can't fucking breathe and eventually was able to move but my limbs felt numb as hell, another was when I had a dream of being attacked and bear hugged, woke up during the attack in the dream and my ribs felt constricted. shit is not fucking fun
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>>389431416
how many dogs has rorie assfucked
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>>389432629
>>389431416
>implying rorie doesnt get knotted
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>>389432629
143
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>>389432691
I'm not going to google what that means.
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>>389390286
>Jason could be Ben's dad
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I just recently started listening to the bombcast. My first episode was Drews leaving announcement. I don't listen for up to date vidya news but more for a talk show that happens to be about video games so I went and started listening to old episodes. I still haven't listened to the Ryan died episode because I'm not sure I can handle it. Ryan and Jeff carried the show. Brad has always seemed st best 50% interested in the cast unless it's fucking dota. Patrick seemed ok. Vinny was a strong third. Jason who cares. Dan was alright but I can see why people hate him. Drew was great when he finally got comfortable on the show. Both casts are absolute shit now. Beastcast more so because they don't talk about fucking video games and all that stupid Bakalar shit
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>>389388993
ugh

why did you make me remember?
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>>389420559
>>389403270
what video are these from? i cant find them in the extra life 2014 ones
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>>389433472
It's not from that, it's a UPF where they played the Wii U Warioware game
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>>389433472
tnt 6/27/13
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>>389431439
Every time I'm about to have sleep paralysis I realize I'm having sleep paralysis and just wake up. Just have weird dreams before it and then I feel my limbs tingling when I regain motor control and this electric buzz in my head
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>>389423956
Austin is maybe the only SJW I've ever seen smart enough to at least decently defend his positions, as much as I disagree with most of them. Look at Abby hating Bayonetta despite never playing it. At least he wouldn't pull shit like that. And unlike Alex, Austin actually knew how to have fun if you didn't bring up politics. People say he's Patrick tier but I'd trade Ben and Abby away for Austin in an instant.

It's a shame he decided to just surround himself with dumber and more annoying versions of himself at waypoint.
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>>389414128
Honestly the Best Friends podcast is pretty good with that.
Matt is the weak point because he spends most of his time talking about his life and the movies he watched, but they usually have some good and fun discussions about videogame news and releases.

I'm subscribed to a bunch of gaming podcasts but it's the only one I still kinda like.
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>>389432378
Is sleep apnea an obesity thing?
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>>389396769
BRING BACK DAN POSTING 2017
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>>389435515
Yes it is but sleep apnea ≠ sleep paralysis.
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>>389435597
only if the mods stop banning for it
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>I dont know if its just the current state of things or what, but ive been missing Ryan a lot lately
>I think about him a lot. It comes in waves, but its been much more consistent lately. I miss his voice, and not just the sound of it.
>I dont talk about it much because I'm not good at dealing with loss, and frankly death has been way too omnipresent in my life as is
>but every once in a while it just bubbles over and ive gotta let it out. We're poorer for his absence, and I won't ever forget it

What did Alex mean by this?
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>>389435901
>it's true
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nopat was the best browser extension.
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>>389435971
wtf I love Alex now, I no longer loathe having to listen to his droning nasal voice imbued with disgusting vocal fry spout the least interesting opinion possible on anything like a white noise generator set to annoyance mode motherfuckers
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>>389435901
He misses his friend.
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>>389436129
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>>389378850
That new guy ruined GB for me
Then I realized they weren't good for years but that guy was a final nail in the coffin
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>>389431708
It's so annoying, it's like they are trying to convince themselves.

Alex isn't the best, but at least he has some sense of comedic timing and a modicum of wit in his body. And he knows when not to talk.

I'm not saying Ben is a horrible person, but fuck, he's too damn awkward and unfunny for the type of position he has, period. Even Rorie does a better job at being engaging and funny, and THAT is saying something.
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>>389438474
I really don't get why Jeff picked him when they must have had 100s of applicants and there isn't exactly a shortage of dudes who can talk about games and be moderately funny on the internet.

My guess is they wanted some young blood because they know they're getting old, and maybe he didn't want a really strong personality so he picked Ben.
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>>389386786
I'd rather suck dick than fuck that... thing
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Wait is the Abby/Vinny rumor floating around?

For some reason I had a suspicion that they are a little too chatty together. I had never heard this rumor or thought before but I noticed it particularly on one of the Steal my Sunshine vidoes, then I see someone mention it in this thread

I'm pretty sure Vinny's wife is a 0/10 Never Ever status so it'd be an upgrade for him. And vinny's just a cool guy and cool dudes bang younger girls all tha time. so it's probably true
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>>389439845
>I really don't get why Jeff picked him when they must have had 100s of applicants
I believe it was because Ben, to my knowledge, worked at GB as an intern at some point and Jeff know nobody would hire a guy like Ben so there is no fear of him suddenly leaving.
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I want them to stop with PUBG
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>>389440064
it's obvious they are having an affair. The question is what happens when his (((wife))) finds out.
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>>389411318
this desu, vinny and dave random pc was comfy as fuck
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>>389440398
Isn't it just an excuse for half of them to not go into work on a monday?
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>>389440753

They literally don't do SHIT

GBW makes like 8 hours of content in an entire work week
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>>389407662
Jeff's Shadowverse bit was really dry but great, I'm not going to sit through any of the rest of it though
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