I'll start with >hour long intro cutscene that

>the game is about afros trying to kill white Trump supporters

Opening cutscene has quick time events every 15 minutes that, if failed, will restart the cutscene.

item durability, no repair options. There's several unique weapons along the game.

>Developed by Gearbox

>>389369931
>anime art style

>turn based combat

>>389369931
>gameplay and enemy design by CDPR

>JRPG where a gang of kids kill god

>>389370469
Every time you make a move you must complete a minigame that determines your success, the minigame is 15 seconds long and all enemies have lots of hp and give little exp. Like Sonic Chronicles but worse.

WRITTEN BY
ANTHONY BURCH

>>389369931
>Writing is a conjoined effort between Gearbox and the guys who wrote Life is Strange

>>389369931
>forced tutorial

>>389369931
eternal modular epilogue that lasts unitl you die

>season pass
>microtransactions
>tacked on competitive online esport friendly

>PR by Sean Murray

>game protected by combination of starFORCE and denuvo and require comstant 100mB/s internet and CD at the same time. Playing this game slowly kills your HDD, RAM and discdrive.

20 minutes unskippable cutscene before boss with semi random instadeath quicktime events

There are public forums and moderation status on the forums is granted to those who win the weekly cash shop raffle.

>ending pulls a "it was all a dream" at the very end, placing you right before the adventure begins and it automatically starts ng+ with increased difficulty and nothing is carried over. You have to beat the game 10 times to get the final ending, which is actually a "it was actually a fantasy book" and you see a normal ass dude close the book, ending the game

>>389369931
>game is partially controlled using a mobile phone app
>it's mandatory

>>389369931
>The game is a joint venture between Intelligent Systems and Bethesda

>>389369931
> no hard mode
> can't control camera while in combat

>>389371292
>with assistance from legendary developers Todd Howard and Peter Molyneux

>>389369931
> pay to gear

>netcode by FROM software

>>389369931
>A sequel to Destiny.

>>389370637
>with shitty effing adults

>>389371687
>Only Super Duber Easy Funtime Casual mode is available at the start and Harder modes can only be unlocked by playing the Mobile Gacha version for the amount of time equivalent to the amount of time it took you to 100% the game

>Chief Writer: Jennifer Hepler

>AI from From Software

forced trans protagonist with constant SJW quips,

unskippable gay sex scene

>development starts via Kickstarter and their game changes devs every 6 months

>>389369931
>When you die the entire game resets losing all progress and forcing all intro cutscenes / tutorials
>Sudden death mechanics with no warning or possible way to know they exist until the kill you
>Randomly generated instant death traps

>make the game Early Access and is left for dead after release

>take a clasic beloved IP and make a sequel no one asked for
>its open world

>The game is released years delayed with so many bugs it's unplayable and the workspace and homes of all three developers have mysteriously burned down, leaving you with no patch in sight.

>Built on Unity

>2D indie survival game with 8bit graphics

>>389369931
Make the last level hard as hell and add the games first and only QTE right at the very end, bringing you back to the very beginning of the level if you fuck up

No postgame; Newgame+ that still has all of the forced tutorials, no new items, areas, enemies, characters or endings

>Permanent character death and all party members in the game start at level 1

>>389369931
>enemy makes a critical hit
>sudden QTE to avoid negative effects from critical hit
>35+ long button combo that is random
>failure is insta-death game over start at the beginning of the game
>you have better chances of impressing 100/100 nobles than finishing the qte

>no multiplayer
>not competitive
>not pushing e-sports

>Sonic 06 tier loading times.

>>389369931
We don't need to, FromSoftware already did that

One saveslot

Autosave also uses this saveslot

Final boss is entirely wrong and your opinion is a fact that applies to this time's political agenda.

The characters are dubbed with bad mics

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>>389369931

>tutorial bubbles last up until 90% of the game is finished.

Directed by Todd Howard

Unkillable Companion who blocks every doorway for you, and to make them move you have to go through a 2 step process of telling them to get behind you every time. With a loading screen, then a mini unskippable cut scene of the companion moving behind you.

Programmed by Ubisoft, bugtested by Bethesda

>Forced stealth section

>>389369931
Sounds like FFX

>>389374948
Published by Deep Silver

>>389369931
>it is Life is Strange: Director's Cut

>>389369931
Nintendo.

When you die the difficulty increases.

>Open World with 7 Major Areas
>First Mission is to acquire 700 of some 0.5% drop from a small mob of 5 enemies that respawn every hour

>>389369931
How pedestrian, and you should try to make it at least somewhat believable too
Make it 2 minutes of interesting gameplay followed by 20 minutes of cutscenes, most of it is flavor dialogue.

Its a full priced game
has microtransactions
using them are required to beat the game at any reasonable rate

>>389370869
Which is voice acted by an amateur with an obnoxious accent

>>389369931
>AA On/Off
>No borderless
>Untweakable 60 FOV
>Enabling Vsync creates 1 sec lag input
>Impossible to disable motion blur, lens flare, chromatic aberration
>Cinematics are 540p videos with loud as fuck volume
>No master volume slider
>All these settings require a restart

>>389376130
You are a bastard and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

>You start as the designated female, black, multicolored hair, slightly overweight character, but for only $5.99 in the game's conveniently built in store, you can unlock character customization.

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>>389376130
>>Impossible to disable motion blur, lens flare, chromatic aberration

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>>389369931
The controls are inverted

>>389376130
Isn't that all console games?

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>>389369931

>Can't skip dialogues

>can't turn off button prompts

>>389369931
Tutorial you can't skip even on second playthroughs

>You can't kill the final boss
only
become his bitch

>>389370720
>They have been completely separated and don't know what the other team is writing

>>389369931
>anime artstyle

30 Fps

>>389370115
OP said WORST game, anon.

>gatcha

>do the start button test for the first cutscene
>skips it right away without confirmation
>reset the game and watch it again

>>389377841
the framerate is the health bar

>Nintendo Switch exclusive.

>GAME : the GAMEening

>cutscenes are unskippable and have rhythm-matching elements
>if you miss 3 prompts, the cutscene starts over

>>389369931
PS4 exclusive

>>389369931
The script is written by 30 year olds who have no idea what's considered cool amongst youngsters

>>389377841
>physics are dependant on the frame rate

>>389369931
>Game: Part 1 of 10
>part 2 and onwards never get released

>>389374948
Playtested by Valve

programmed by david cage, written by john carmack

>>389377502
If it is in a literal sense then I would buy it

>default character is a pixel version of a youtuber

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>requests facebook permissions during installation
>if given, it will automatically screenshot and update your status during autosaves

>>389378341
>game ends on a cliffhanger
>next game is a prequel

>same fanbase as the witcher series

>you need to download a new game platform and register an account
>password needs to be needlessly complicated
>need to verify your email before downloading
>sets itself to start-up automatically
>can't play offline

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>Long segments of driving vehicles where you accomplish nothing
>After 30 minutes of driving around you finally meet other characters
>Its just a thinly veiled cutscene where you can move around but you have to wait before you can proceed to the next segment
>The next segment is just more driving around accomplishing nothing
>Repeat until cut to cliffhanger

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>>389376130
>No borderless

>you find books with backstory
>mandatory quizz before the final boss

>>389371441
>ending pulls a "it was all a dream" at the very end, placing you right before the adventure begins and it automatically starts ng+ with increased difficulty and nothing is carried over. You have to beat the game 10 times to get the final ending, which is actually a "it was actually a fantasy book" and you see a normal ass dude close the book, ending the game

this is so perfectly evil. fuck.

>talk button is the same as the attack button
>you have to stand at a very specific angle to talk
>autosaves if you kill an important character

>trailer shown during the square enix press conference with "now in development" at the end

>>389369931
>open world

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>>389369931
>FPS game
>forced mouse acceleration
>mouse sensibility is not changeable

>game starts with the main character talking to the player, saying "oh hey what's up it's me, the player character"

>>389373678
name one game

>>389369931
>When you did the game encrypts part of your hard drive.
>Must beat the game to decrypt

Auto-save that only saves when it wants to.
You can't quit to the main menu to toggle an auto-save.
Last dungeon there is no auto-save and it's a long, monotonous puzzle that you have to finish in one setting.

>Game is unable to be completed

the whole game is on (bad) ice physics

>>389379331
>locked 55 degree FOV

>>389379425
Like playing Shadow the Edgehog?

Every boss has an unskippable 30 second cutscene that plays every time you fight it

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A game that offers incredible story, great customization, atmosphere but absolutely screws the player in combat by giving the player a false hope at victory and then completely screwing him by hacking-tier enemy behavior.
And the best part?
People on /v/ would actually praise it as perfect game to piss off normies.

>>389379556
More like Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric, where you are playing for a few extra hours solely to get a final collectible that is impossible to be recorded since it's outside the map https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMEgjwVDYfw

>>389379363
They don't have to be from any particular game you dumbass, it's all hypothetical

>open world
>survival

>>389379650
Sounds like a great game honestly

>it's open world
>open world is completely empty, procedurally generated out of 5 presets
>missions are spread across the map and require 2 hours of walking in between, no fast travel, no means of transportation
>open world has starvation mechanics
>food is only dropped during missions with a low % chance

>it's actually an amazing game
>after all the reviews come out and claim it as a GOTY contender a mandatory patch fucks it all up

>>389369931
>open world
>survival
>crafting
>multiplayer only
>P$4 PRO exclusive

>NPCs go faster than you walk but slower than you run
>lots of escort missions and asscreed-style tailing missions where you follow somebody while talking to them

>>389369931
I got inspiration for one

>you have to mine ore
>in order to keep mining you have to keep pressing the corresponding button rhythmically, but the presses don't sync up with your animation
>every time you swing your pickaxe your character does a "swiping sweat from brow" animation at the end
>every time you find something your character turns around to show you what he found with a music cue and a fanfare
>this ends the "mining" state, so you have to manually turn around and resume mining
>the hotspot is very tiny and specific with no prompt, and if you miss it your character does a lengthy "mining empty air" animation
>you have a tiny inventory and items don't stack, the game doesn't notify you if your inventory is full and if you go beyond your inventory capacity the game just discards whatever you just mined without allowing you to swap

With Briana Wu leading the female model design.

>>389369931
Your in-game buddy has Daikatana tier AI who must be kept alive at all times and can only open locked doors to progress through the game.

It is also based on some celebrity whiny bitch kid with irritationg quips and blatant marketing promoting throughout the game

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>>389381720

>ps4 exclusive
>30fps

>>389379343
>record scratch

>crowdfunded
>through fig

>4k is just scaled-up 1440p with more aggressive AA
>it still halves your framerate

>Creation Club support

>>389376130

Don't forget the film grain

>>389369931
700 hours long QTE game with Black transgender MC dealing with xir insecurities. If your answers or actions are considered wrong your account is banned and you have to deal with the police for being a racist White scum.

If you don't buy the game you go to jail because you're sexist racist and not gay friendly.

Enjoy your future

>>389380072
Basically Super Hydlide

Whole game is an escort mission. If the NPC dies then it's game over. NPC dies easily and the enemies focus it instead of you.

>>389369931
>Make it open world
>Invisible walls everywhere

>>389369931
paid mods and not just new skins or content but paid mods for broken game also you need to pay 15$ that fixes the game so you complete it.

NPC's speak in gibberish language so subtitles are always on screen blocking important information.

>>389369931
League of Legends

>>389369931
requires internet connection to play

>>389379425
so every arcade game before the mid-80s?

>crowdfunded early access open world sandbox multiplayer pve/pvp game

>>389386502
With champions/classes

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>>389372331

>>389369931
>All characters are prasing MC
>Story mode can be beaten in 3~ even if you 100% it
>Music is one song on loop that drowns out voices and sound effects
>It was all a dream
>The whole marketing is look how sexy these characters are and how BTFO sjw/racist are
>One attack with no changes or combos
>RPG with only one damage type
>Loading screens that last half an hour to lead into a loading screen
>Shit physics
>Looks worst than N64
>Made by EA

>any time you're fighting a strong opponent, there's a chance that you'll be forced into an animation in which you're instantly killed, regardless if your opponents attack could have been dodged or blocked
What the fuck is wrong with Skyrim's designers?

>>389378059
>the health bar of each character is a physical, in universe object that characters carry around on their persons

>graphics settings reset every time you boot up the game

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>>389379650

>>389370427
Really the only thing that needed to be said in this thread.

>>389369931
Game goes into a halting problem at start