Hey /v/ south Florida here, what are some comfy storm games I

>>389363438
TX here. When is that storm suppose to hit yall? Also Animal Crossing.

Subnautica
Endless ocean
Raw danger
Sims castaway?

>>389363895
Sunday morning

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>is now a cat5 and still gaining strength

At least I'll die a virgin. I personally will be playing FF7. Nothing matches its sense of impending doom looming on the horizon.

>mods deleting comfy weather threads.

n i g g e r s

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why do these FL bound storms all have spoopy faces?

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>>389364538
Mother nature has a thing for wanting to destroy florida

>>389364397
Majora's Mask

Gulf coast side here are we going to get it as bad as east side?

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Jesus fucking Christ. Who did your state piss off that badly to have a cat 5 hurricane nearly turn a full 90 degrees to hit you head on?

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Is New Smyrna/Daytona Beach going to be affected?

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Hope you niggers are staying safe

and nothing of value was lost.

>>389365017
god damn it must suck ass living in cuba.

How fucked is Jacksonville?

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>>389363438
Rain world
It was pretty fun during harvey

>>389363438
What makes you so sure that you and your house are not going to be destroyed?

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>retards continue to live in areas they know will get hit by at least one national disaster every year

>florida
What the fuck do you guys do wrong

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>>389366229
y'all know what y'all did

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>>389363895
Animal Crossing is the ultimate comfy

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>tfw safe in the Midwest and will be comfy as fuck watching the livestreams of the storm like I did last year

>>389366229
Live in Florida.

>>389366316

DAAAAS RYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYTE

>>389366316
WE WUZ 'CANES

>>389366316
>African woman spirits targeting areas with the highest population of descendants of the slave trade

What did WE mean by this?

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>Be american
>Get shot during hurricane

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>>389366473
>midwest
Have fun when Yosemite finally blows it's top

Silent Hill.

>>389366714
Holy shit it's literally coming to kill Florida like that's its only purpose.

>go to work
>shit loads of people buying canned food and water
>ask coworkers whats up
>you didn't hear about the hurricane?
>hurricane?
>yeah its a cat 5 you don't watch the news?
>no TV is boring I just focus on myself
>everyone gives me weird looks

>>389367106
gotta hide your power levels man. should've just said I've been too busy to keep up on current events

>>389365017
Our creepy looking Governor.

>>389367174
I don't care about pretending, all it does is make me have meltdowns. The last time I tried to pass as an NT I ended up smashing my room with my hands, breaking both of them, and having to buy new windows

>>389364397
VENI VENI VENIAS
NE ME MORI FACIAS

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>>389366714
>Be Hurricane
>Get shot by Americans with guns and fireworks who don't understand weather or science
>Kill them all for their insolence

>>389366473
>safe in the midwest
I'll be laughing up here in Alaska when the lower 48 goes to shit

>>389367425
Russia and North Korea are coming to nuke you m8

>>389366229
We were long overdue for a solid hurricane making landfall in Florida. Shame this one had to be a cat 5.

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>>389367404
>implying gunshots and patriotism doesn't scare away hurricanes
dumb yuro

>>389363438
Sometimes it pays to be in the southwest. Ain't shit ever happen in New Mexico, not even earthquakes or tornados

>>389367473
Why would they nuke nothing of importance except a source of oil and natural gas? don't be retarded

>>389367071
Like this anon said
>>389365017
The damn thing is like a goddamn homing missile, it's almost seems like it was made to track down and kill Florida or something.

>>389367106
I feel you. I literally just found out about it all this morning. It sucks but can't do much bout it besides hope against hope that the shitty trailer I call home doesn't get destroyed in the storm while me and my family seek shelter. It would be a really big pain in the ass to find a temporary place to live if my home gets blown away.

>>389367691
Russian DARPA is probably experimenting hurricane guns as an economic weapon. This shit is gonna cost the US trillions.

>>389365017
cough election cough

>>389367751
My house is built for hurricanes, has cement in every wall but it's old as shit and built by someone who didn't like building to standard
Honestly, if this storm kills me I'd be fine with that.

>>389367476
The only silver lining at the moment is at least Florida knows how to handle hurricanes, at least compared to fucking Houston.

>>389367859
But why Florida? Destroying Florida is something everyone else in the 49 states wanted for a long time. Seems counter-productive to help us out like that.

>>389365017
>fort myers right in the path
I'm fucked. Both my cars, my house, my business are literally two feet above sea level. Hopefully parking garages aren't already full.

>>389366775
You're aware that the entire USA + the rest of the world will be fucked then?

>>389368000
Maybe cause it seems like the most "natural" of disasters as tropical storms aren't that uncommon there.

>>389368003
You should be taking the car and riding the fuck out of there.

Just a reminder to anyone in the path of the storm, if you are in a mandatory evacuation zone, you do not have to evacuate, but if you choose to stay, rescue and medical services WILL NOT come if you call then during the storm. You will be on your own. So unless you are really sure a cat five won't decimate your home, please evacuate, for your own safety.

>be mainefag
>perfect weather year round
>never too hot, never too cold
>the worst we ever get is like a foot of snow in winter
Feels good man.

>>389368236
Of course he doesn't, he's a fucking retarded anime poster.

>>389368423
>mainefag
>never too cold
how's that ocean

>>389368521
>he cant handle below freezing, but still above 0 degree temperatures
laff.png

south here. Hold me bros

>>389368315
I'll be on vacation in yurop watching the news to see my cars and house destroyed. No parking garage to put cars into. I have two cars and a motorcycle.

>tfw house is breaking down already, toilet doesn't flush, dishwasher is broken, and the place already looks like a hurricane disaster zone
>but I don't want to lose it

This sucks.

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>>389368423
>tfw plebs will never know the joys of living in the northern corners of the states
WAfag here, I never worry about storms period

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soon

>>389369090
>disinformed pussies

what did they mean by this

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>>389363438
Oh, don't worry, Floridanon. Irma will skirt around the southern edge of your state (which will still fuck things up), regain strength to a Cat. 5 in the warm waters of the Gulf, and will then slam into New Orleans with enough strength to make the Mississippi River to flow in reverse.

Melbourne here
Yup

>>389369079
Enjoy your volcanos and future massive Earthquake.

>>389369079
I spend 22 years in New Hampshire and now five years in Florida. Northernfags don't have any idea what they're talking about when they shit on Florida. Live on a beach instead of an inland meth town and it's one of the best places you can live.

>People saying this hurricanes the strongest ever
>They said that about the last hurricane that passed through and it was a complete joke
>Not sure what to think anymore

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>west coast of central florida
I'm fucked aren't I

>>389369180
I'm not that lucky. Also even a minor storm surge puts me underwater so fucked either way.

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>>389369410
Join the Club buddy. Who /Pinellas/ here?

>>389369361
But you gotta trust me Anon the last Hurricane I almost caught was THIS BIG!

>>389369361
It's a category five, the most powerful form of a hurricane, and possibly gaining strength, not to mention there are apparently two more hurricanes right behind Irma

>>389366229
EVERYTHING

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>live in Navarre
>small chance it will curve into the Gulf
RNGesus, please bless me
Keep that shit AWAY from the Panhandle

>>389369575
>two other hurricanes behind Irma
And what are they called? Ini and Ineuce?

>>389369538
Reporting in. Unless Irma moves significantly, me and my family are going to find shelter in Tampa.

>>389369410
Hillsborough county here. We're so fucked

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I've lived in Florida all my life. I've never travelled out of state. I've only visited 3 cities.

I fucking hate it here. The only saving grace for this state is Orlando but even than that's not saying much. I want out. Let this hurricane take me please. I embrace the sweet release.

Wizard of Oz: Beyond the Yellow Brick Road

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>>389369538
yesssss nigga yessssssss kill me now
>mfw giving a cop buddy a few extra days off to prepare for the end

>>389365017
Prick Scott pissed off god.

>>389363895
>yall
I hope the storm destroys your whole property and then Y'ALL get looted by niggers and shot by FEMA.

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>>389369538
Reporting. Hoping it just hits south Florida at most and moves away, but I've got no clue what to do if it barrels through the entire state like some of the models are showing.

>>389370121
Stay mad nigga. Bet you won't say a word to the dumbass coons and their ebonics but one person says ya'll and you are about to boon out calm down nigger.

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>>389369672
Who else /navarre/ here?

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Y'all got your water, right?

West Palm Beach reporting in

>185 mph sustained winds
>strongest hurricane to form on the Atlantic
Puerto Rico here, lets stay safe

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>>389365017
>mfw central hillsborough county
I'm far enough inland that the storms usually break apart into OP thunderstorm tier instead of actual hurricane, but still it's been a few years since we've had such a direct looking track and a cat5.

>>389363438

Cali here, sending positive energy >w<)////

>>389370386
Have you been sticking your dick in there?

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>>389370337
here

>>389369410
everbody fucked boi less get it

>>389370594
How bad do you think we're gonna get it?

>>389370297
Stop speaking like a hick for fucks sake or get your ass blown the shit out by the next storm. Redneck Ebonics is Valleyspeak tier.

>>389369410
>/
bitch in literally sea side miami

If god is real, it will curve, head to Washington and kill 45th

>Work at a job where there's tons of bullying laying around in the open and have about two days to put it all away and bolt shit down or lose it forever.
I gotta worry about losing both my house and possibly my work place getting decimated.

Ft.lauderdale here
We'll be fine. All this fear mongering is common and it'll probably just change course by Friday

>>389363438
TXfag here, get out of Florida if not make sure you got portable games available.

>>389365779

We'll be fine, keep your car away from trees and stock up on food. You'll lose power for a couple days at most.

>>389370501
I dunno, if it keeps going as Is tight now, if it hits I don't think even land will slow it down.

>>389363438
>being called a super typhoon
>claims going around that if a CAT 6 was on a scale, it would be this hurricane
>direct curve into Florida
God is punishing us

>>389364852
No. Central and east are fucked royally. West coast will get rain but unless it turns more we are safe. Keep in mind though, we arent even sure this is going to hit Florida.

>>389371157
That's the mentality of some red neck sitting on the porch of his trailer and refusing the leave and after the storm his home, and him, are just gone.

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>>389366209
No where on this planet is safe from everything. Norths got fuck off ice storms, south has hurricanes, the middle of the country is literally can tornado alley, and the opposite coast has earthquakes. Shits fuck.

>>389365021
You killed Mike. :)

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>>389371228
Hopefully it will turn north a bit west of Homestead and blow sound and fury all over the everglades for a hundred miles before Naples.

>>389370770
>tells someone to stop speaking like an uneducated person ("a hick")
>proceeds to use lowbrow colloquialisms like "fucks sake" and "get your ass blown the shit out"
it's okay to be a dumb faggot, but don't be a hypocrite

Ready for more fear mongering?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_7WTfoWOMo

>>389370501
supposed to hit as cat 4 only

>>389366316
WE WUZ HURRICANES N SHIEEET

Ft. Lauderdale here. Publixes are running out of water. Fortunately I'm like 8 miles in land, but fuck me I shouldn't even be here right now.

>>389371503
The recent models are predicting a gulf coast impact rather than atlantic side. Worst case scenario is becoming very likely.

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>South Miami
how fucking dead am I

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>Puerto Rico
I'm glad our houses aren't made out of cardboard like in the US but our power infrastructure is really shitty even without a hurricane. We haven't been hit by a strong hurricane in like 20 years so we've been lucky but I didn't expect a cat 5.

>>389372019
Charley was cat 4 and it destroyed my entire island.

>>389368236
Yeah, but we won't have to worry about a sea of lava and doom-tier pyroclastic flows. Just have to contend with riots, starvations and a nuclear winter.

>>389372019
Supposed never works for nature. I remember the last big hurricane to hit Florida was supposed to hit where I live, so we moved out and just ran across the state, the storm ended up missing my home and just chased us down the state.

>>389366209
We haven't really been at risk since 2004, and even then that was just one or two CAT 3 hurricane which didn't do much other than knock dead trees over and take off everyone's roof shingles. Power was out for 16 hours at most for me during Charley. Worst part was no internet or cable for a week when you're 12.

>>389372019

Katrina was Cat 3

>>389372367
Depends if your house was built after 1992 when they jacked up the building codes to make them properly hurricane proof after Andrew.

>>389372571
flooding killed them, not wind speed

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Is Florida a good state to be a gamer in? Are there a lot of arcades? I would think running an arcade with the threat of flooding & hurricanes would be tough to do.

>>389365021
Why even call it New Smyrna when the old Smyrna doesn't exist anymore?

just last week I saw a post from a florida fag making fun of texas
bitch had it coming

>>389372631
My house was built in 1954 with asbestos siding,

>>389372631
I'm fairly sure they used this building to film scenes for Miami Vice

>>389369538
Living in Safety Harbor. Its called that because its SAFE... Right?!?!

>>389372372
PR here too. godspeed anon

>>389372656
No, Florida is only good for cold water springs, citrus, and guns if you're not a tourist.

>>389372372
I'm only hoping Mayagüez takes the least of damages. Metro area is super fucked tho

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>>389372780
You should probably look into an evacuation shelter now.

>Someone, living and breathing RIGHT NOW, is so autistic that they made a thread about a hurricane on a video game board FOUR times after each were deleted

Holy fucking shit.

>>389366316
damn... we wuz hurkangz n shit

>>389373072
I can't stick my car in a shelter.

>>389366316
I don't believe this at all. Why is it showing a tsunami? Hurricane storm surge produces waves but not even close to that level.

>>389372656
We only have bar arcades now which are shit. Disney had their own giant 5 story arcade called Disney Quest full of cabinets and VR shit (1998 standard VR) which was cool just to play the arcade games. But it shut down in July because they never put money into updating it, so now it's getting replaced with an NBA themed restaurant of all things...

>>389373021
Im in the metro area shits gonna be crazy.

>>389373186
thats what you have insurance for, dumb shit.

i laughed at all the people who didn't have flood insurance in texas last week. how fucking dumb can you be to live on the gulf coast or anywhere hurricanes regularly hit and not have flood insurance?

>>389365017
Hope that shit rides right over Florida and gives Louisiana and Texas Round 2

>>389369538
Shits gonna suck pretty hard

>>389363438
Darksouls: Prepare to be blown the fuck away by a freak hurricane edition.

>>389372638

>Not wind speed

MS here, we'd like to give you a little something. People only focus on LU because >muh levis.

We got hit with the full windfront, particularly in Biloxi and Long Beach.

>>389373863
what's your point? the floods caused exponentially more damage than the winds did

who is ready?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8eL_DB-xBo

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GA anons, report it. Savannah here.

Y'all think we might get fucked? 'Cause I think we might get fucked. Just when I cleaned and reorganized my place too, goddamn it.

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South Florida here, why is it that every major hurricane I read about online I become instantly terrified, but literally nobody around me gives a single fuck?

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Climatic weapon

>>389373521
I've had my car for 12 years. It's the car I learned to drive on. It's the car I take to track days and autocross every month. I love this car.

>>389374085
fucking weeb kys

>>389363438
Literally hyper light drifter starts with a rain

>>389374027

More damage than !> damage done as an argument, Anon. Was just pointing out that Katrina did much more than flood Nawluns. We got out shit slapped hard in MS, but everyone always overlooks it 'cause we didn't bitch and cry about it ever since Camille. Anything that can throw a casino barge well up onto and past the highway is srs bsns.

>>389373521
>>389374224
It has nothing to do with insurance. I would literally cry if something happened to it.

>>389366316
SHIIIIIIIIEEEEEEETTT

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>>389363438
Considering North Korea is looking for a party, you'll just be joining everyone else when he decides to press the button. Welcome to the party.

>>389374085
Plug those consoles in and use them, faggot

>>389374131
Media outlets want to stress how strong a natural disaster can be to inform viewers. Some could say it's fear mongering to keep people watching as well as buying overpriced supplies. Native Florida residents have heard all that shit for years though so we always brush it off each hurricane season and now we might actually get a CAT 5 so it's kind of surreal right now.

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>>389374272

Hurricane is already its way to do that for me, mate. But of all my belongings, I don't want to lose my arcade the most. Shieeet.

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>tornado headed straight at Haitians and various spics

You should have gone back

>>389372656
orlando is good for that, everywhere else sucks

>>389374085
>steins;gate
>k-on

You're alright in my book. Stay safe, bro.

pro tip for everyone in florida:

go through your house and take a video of all your stuff. if you have to make insurance claims it will be a huge help

>>389374375

The NES has a case of blink, sadly. I also misplaced the power cable. The N64 was left in a damp place when I was younger apparently and received some water damage. My PS1 games are too scratched up because I was a tard.

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>>389374604

THIS. I do this shit constantly, regardless how bad or not shit might be. Atill helps in case of a house fire too or whatnot.

>>389374518

Thanks man, you too.

>>389374478
its called a hurricane...

>>389374478
>tornado
Twisters are jokes compared to a hurricane. Youve got to drop down to the seventh deadliest hurricane to hit the top deadliest tornado.

>>389367950
Ummm...no sweetie. Trump could have lost Florida and still won the election.

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Post panic!

>>389366316
Legitimately and retardedly false. Hurricane comes from Huracon, the English version of Juracon, the Mayan God of the storm

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>Comfy in the Carolinas
Who is with me?

>>389374867

I rocked your mom like a hurricane.

>>389374924

>sweetie

/cgl/ pls

>>389363438
In a stormy night I always like to play older RPGs that need a fair bit of imagination to be really immersive. Brings me back to comfier times. I like to keep my imagination active, you know.

Might and Magic (World of Xeen is my favorite)
Heroes of Might and Magic because it's fucking awesome
Eye of the Beholder
Planescape Torment


Sometimes I prefer adventures though. Lucasarts.

>>389364397
>console games during a hurricane
enjoy your nopower

>>389369538
Used to live in St. Pete. Be careful Pinellas bros.

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So what's the status on Miami and Tampa?

>>389374972
she dead tho...

Texasfag here. Laughing my ass off at floridanons who were taunting Houston last week for getting shit from Harvey

how soon should i evacuate?

>>389372656
Don't listen to >>389373015 and >>389373342, South Florida still has a few decent arcades. I went to Arcade Odyssey 2 years ago for my 18th birthday, and it was pretty fun. They even have a LAN section if you want to play PC games.


http://www.arcadeodyssey.com

>>389375141

>Fucked Status: VERY

>>389375181

oh.

Brickell here
How fucked am I

>>389375217
You don't. Stay there and die.

>>389367106
>>389367751
>not reading a newspaper
>not atleast using the information highway to keep up with current events
if the Hurricane gets you it will be natural selection

>>389375217
as late as possible. you will avoid all the traffic from the people who are being overcautious

>>389375217
NOW

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>Live on the western coast of Florida (Near Indian Rocks)
>Hoping to God that we only get a minor part of that intensity

>>389375217
Nigger why are you still there. Gtfo now before the roads are clogged and gas is gone

>>389375217
It's already in your town.

>>389375217

Yesterday.

>>389374478
>Tornado
Were you deprived of oxygen when you were a child?

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Miami fag here, good luck to the dudes in South West Florida. I'm gonna stock up on shit, get comfy, and stream vidya until my power goes out.

Irma is now the second strongest hurricane ever recorded. Sustained at 185, gusts at 230.

>>389375141
Nobody really knows. It won't even be here until saturday into sunday and how fucked any particular location is depends entirely on when and where it makes the last minute turn north. If it even does, tracks keep pushing it west.

We might get lucky and see it fly into the gulf or it could ride the center of the state all the way up. In which case literally everywhere gets hurricane force winds.

>up to 185 mph
am I the only one hoping it tops 200?

>>389374478
>Tornado

Dumbass. Jamaicans like me didn't do anything, leave us alone. We'll promise not to run out of food before 2pm!

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>>389369575
>two more hurricanes right behind Irma
Jesus christ

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>>389375191
>mfw it changes course at the last second and gives Houston round 2

>>389364397
If the scale went that high, it would probably be classified as a cat 6 before it hit florida.

>>389375334
Holy shit that's exactly Fort Myers Beach.

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>>389375334
>tfw Cape Coral

>>389375394
We're in for it now, boys.

>>389363438
Hope you all fucking die there faggots.

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>>389375443

I swear if my power goes out I am going to go through the roof, I have no friends or family here what am I supposed to do, stare at the walls?

>>389375217
You're too late anon. Don't look out the window.

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>There are Floridabros that don't have kayaks
>I have 3

>>389374131
What's there to be terrified of? Just find shelter and whatever supplies you can bring and whatever you want and can carry. You can't stop the storm, so there's no point in being afraid. If you survive through it, it's just a matter of picking up what's left and trying to return to normalcy afterwards. Cuba goes through this shit every year, and they are still trucking. You can to.

>>389375443
Bitch you retarded, we have a high pressure system on us right now. It literally acts as a fucking forcefield for that shit. Only reason Harvey hit us is because it was there last week

Miami Springs is so fucked...

>>389363438
This hurricane wouldn't be a problem if you americans knew how to build houses

>>389369682
Jose and Katia, are you retarded?

>>389374310
take the car and get the fuck out of Florida my man

>>389375526
Check craigslist personals for poor women who are willing to fuck you in exchange for shelter from the storm.
As long as you use a condom it's unlikely that you'd contract anything.

>>389363438
>Looking at OP's pic
>Sees eyes
HE COMES. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

>>389375559
>the hurricane literally makes a beeline straight through cuba, haiti, and Dr
Lmao

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>>389375334
>Hurricane #Irma is so strong it's starting to show up on seismometers in the Caribbean -- equipment designed to measure earthquakes. - Kissimmee Utility


>Thinking you'll be playing vidya when the Hurricane grabs you out of your home and straight into the air launched into the abyss of carnage

For millennia humans have tried to be above Gods and they fail every time.

>>389375549
>A kayak is gonna save you during a hurricane

>>389367751
My man, you don't need to watch TV, but you should have a selection of news sites to watch so you can prep for basic disasters.

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>>389374131
>>389375394

>>389375741
Brilliant idea! Kek'd heartily.

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>185mph

wew

>>389375651
jose not gonna hit anything important from the looks of it

>>389375606
That's what you rich old chucklefucks get for not knowing how to build houses higher than 8 feet

>>389372372
Cuidate Anonimo
t. Dominicano

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>>389375741
>Just imagined a crying wojak sitting in a kayak as it's being thrown around by a tornado

>>389375714
https://twitter.com/RyanMaue/status/905082211443015680/photo/1

>>389375217
KISAMA!! JUST SHINE!!

Is this your faggots first hurricane?

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>>389363438
y-you can play with my butt....

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>>389367106
Come on now anon, at least watch the Weather Channel for 10 minutes a day. I do it while getting ready for work. Been bit by that too many times.

Pic related. It's me during Katrina wondering why my neighbors house was on fire

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>Not shitposting as fast as you can before being flung out of your house by the winds.

>>389375836
Rest in fucking pieces Florida.

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>been in central Florida for years
>outside of tropical storms and the weak outer parts of hurricanes nothing's really happened
>now a category 5 could hit my area near head on, cause an evacuation, and possibly tear my house to shreds
Guess something had to hit sooner or later, but I'm still holding out for it to just turn away or hit only the south if it has to.

>>389375660
I'm going to be out of state at the time just by coincidence but my car will left all alone and there's nothing I can do. Told my dad to move it out of flooding areas but he's an idiot and probably won't save it.

>>389375865
Didn't know heaven or heck, hell, has internet. Neato.

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>>389375865
It will be there first CAT 6 Hurricane.

>>389375893

YES PLEASE.

>>389370121
yall should kill yallself.

faggot jew

>>389375836
all those retarded replies...

>>389375643
>reinforced housing stops floods
Florida is all of two feet above sea level, even if the winds do nothing to your house the storms drag half the Caribbean miles inland.

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>>389375865
Not me, I popped my hurricane cherry years ago.

>>389375910
Aren't you dedicated kek.

>>389363438
Your power is gonna go out and you're gonna be stuck with nothing.

>>389376005
My argument still stands

True heros go outside durring the storm and feel the wind powah!!! Whos with me!?!?!?!

If you live in that path you best gtfo, 892mb is going to fuck shit up

>>389375437
Brain fart, either way you have no business being in the USA.

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>have to store all my fucking patio shit again
>have to fit my fat ass trampoline and basketball hoop inside my small garage

>Cat 5 hurricane blowing my way
>Only thing I care about saving are my cats and my consoles/PC

>>389375901

Sup, fellow Katrina friend. Gulfport here.

>>389375865
Of course not, the issue is Matthew wasn't shit and we haven't had a proper hurricane in a while. Now a Cat 4/5 could come and gut the state, properly fucking a lot of us.

>>389366209
I often wonder this myself. Especially in fucking "Tornado Alley".

>>389376080
>owning a trampoline

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>>389366714
>180 mph at landfall

I'm I reading this shit right?

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>>389376135
END IT ALL

DESTROY

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>389367664
>Oil and natural gas arent important
Retard, no wonder you live in Alaska

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>>389367751
Here's a trailer park that was hit by Andrew in '92, Irma is stronger. Best leave now anon.

>>389376145
Again, if you americans knew how to build houses, none of this would be an issue

>>389369538
/Pinellas/Seminole/ reporting in

>>389374969
sup dude asheville area. comfy af rn

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>>389376246
Should I worry if I'm in Tallahassee, I have no money, and barely any food/water. I think it'll just be a heavy storm, maybe some flooding...

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>attic has been leaking and there's a hole in the ceiling from some water damage last month
lads...

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>>389375836
I have no words.

>Hurricane IRMA is more than likely beyond a CAT 6
>Humans keep saying no such thing as CAT 6
>Humans are trying to put a limit on Nature
I'll be back when it's a Catagory 7 and the news keeps saying there's no such thing, remain calm and buy shit.

>>389376174
>>389375787

Fastest was recordes around mph. Let that activate your almonds for a moment.

>>389376284
someone should tell California they can just build better houses to stop wildfires

>>389376284
Come to think of it, do any other countries get anywhere near as many natural disasters as the US does?

Aside from tsunamis that is. I think I've heard of tornadoes forming in China before.

>>389368003
>fort myers
I was born there and lived there all my life, left for greener pastures in NC and never looked back.

Fuck florida and Fuck Southwest Florida in particular. Hate that place.

>>389376074
What kind of damage can that do? Are we talking houses flying off into the distance kind of bad?

>>389376387
Kim Jong Un might be able to help there!

>>389375986
>>389375893

Pls respond

>>389373521
>i laughed at all the people who didn't have flood insurance in texas last week.
You're only allowed to buy flood insurance if you live in a designated flood plain. It's illegal to try selling flood insurance to people who don't need it. If you live in a flood plain, flood insurance is mandatory to own.

Unless you completely own your home. If you don't have a mortgage, you don't need to have flood insurance.

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>>389376387
>US drops bomb in middle of Hurricane Irma
>Bomb ricochets and hits the white house

>>389376418
At its current estimates it would barely be a CAT6. It's only Cat 6 if you extrapolate the scale like a retard and just add the difference between 4 and 5 to 5. But that's not how the scale works, with the exception of 1 to 2, the difference between each category increases significantly. It's barely at the top of where Cat 5 would end.

>>389369796
Where the fuck do YOU live that Orlando is your saving grace? Central Florida worst Florida.

>>389376531
Florida is kill

>>389376378
it's going to move toward louisiana, but who knows how strong it will be by that time. If you can leave you probably should.

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>Living next to the ocean

You get what you deserve tbqh

>>389376528
>copying unfunny Twitter replies

A new low /v/

>>389371157
Broward fag here,

nah we're fucked. Remember Wilma?

>>389363438
>Florida literally BTFO

Lolmao

I can already feel the collective disappointment when Irma deteriorates into nothing before it ever hits Florida. Yanks are such disaster fetishists.

>>389376698
Yeah but it's funny so who cares

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>>389376065
I went to get entei from gamestop on my bike during a direct tropical storm hit several years ago. can't remember the name though.

>>389376485
the Oceanic countries get reamed by typhoons far more regularly than the US

also there's been a few huge earthquakes over there recently-ish

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>>389376387
>check noaa.gov
>there's a legit FAQ as to why nuking a hurricane would be a bad idea

http://www.aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html

>>389376617
I understand you completely. But the way things are looking, I'm sure we'll get some major shit within the next 5 years. I think it's time to move away from the coast. This is our 15th warning.

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>>389376663
I can't, and I don't know what I'm gunna do for food if the stores close I NEED FOOOOODDD

>>389376135
Categories mean nothing with Hurricanes, look at Andrew.

>>389375232
Arcade Odyssey is far as shit from civilization, but yeah, it's GREAT.

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How come nothing epic ever happens to us New Yorkers

>>389376572
Flood insurance is a fucking scam anyway. Two years ago congress tried passing a bill that made flood insurance policy holders responsible for covering FEMA expenses. It spiked my flood insurance up to ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS a year. No one could ever afford that so after massive backlash congress eventually backpedaled but I had to go without flood insurance for a good six months because it was an impossible amount.

>>389376103
Same here. If it ends up coming my way I'm taking my pets and the other essentials, and pack as much vidya as I can before I evacuate to god knows where.

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>>389376814
I might start scoping out the guitar center....

>>389376018
>that vagina in the clouds
wtf i love hurricanes now

>>389376780
No it's not

>>389376821
Oh, of course earthquakes. I'm more curious about destructive tornadoes I guess, it seems like they almost always form in the US.

I'm such a pussy millennial, I'm just worried about losing power and internet.

>>389376896
Your entire state is a disaster, it wouldn't be fair.

>>389376896
Because you live where Broadway is

Go watch a showing of hamilton nigga, its plenty epic

>>389376418
CAT 5 means total destruction, you can't really go beyond total destruction so there's no reason to make up a new category unless you're a news network trying to get views.

>>389376220
you wouldnt nuke an oil deposit is his point, theres fuck all in alaska to throw an atomic bomb at, they arent densly populated enough for that kind of weapon to do anything but wreck anchorage.

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>>389365017
>mfw Tampa

>>389376896
City folks, tsk tsk tsk. Mundane and robotic life!

> According to the 1993 World Almanac, the entire human race used energy at a rate of 1013 watts in 1990, a rate less than 20% of the power of a hurricane.

nature is insane

>>389376975
Tornadoes happen all over the world, but they're most common in Tornado Alley for whatever reason

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>>389377020
Ex tampian here! Hi! Ready for kill?!?! :D

>>389375495
>Cape Cor
Do you have a garage I can put my cars in?

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>>389366714
>move to middle of FL
>Cat 5
Am I gonna get flooded? I don't want my shit to get wet.
Please respond.

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I don't get it. People will die or not?

>>389376848
stock up now, get enough to last you a week or more, water too. day before the hurricane hits fill your tub with water for basic water needs like flushing a toliet, etc. I don't live in hurricane country i live where the ground just explodes from earthquakes so there's not much I can be proactive about, you can be.

>>389376076
To be honest, I'm only a Jamaican American. I was born in Alabama but my parents moved down here in Fort Lauderdale when I was almost 3..

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>>389377160
Yes people will die, I for one, embrace our new hurricane overlord.

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>mfw when in California and don't have to deal with this shit

Living the life.

>>389377063
The sun puts out 3.828×10^26 watts

>>389377000
Losing A/C during this shitty August weather is going to be fucking brutal.

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>>389377175
But I have no money, I'm gunna have to beg my dad for money

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>americans dying

>>389377151
Living dead center in Flordia is about as easy mode as you can get for hurricanes,

>>389376897
>>Flood Insurance
>Grandparents owned a big pink house on the beach that we all used to live in
>It used to be a duplex, but they bought it, and with help from my parents, built a second roof to both houses before I was born
>We took damn well care of that house for years
>Flood insurance keeps spiking in price, and along with my grandmother doing something really fucking retarded, we basically had to sell the house
>House next door was owned by some asshole drunk who'd always get his beach bum buddies to stay there
>Had to drive down the price by 100k just to fucking sell the damn thing
Fuck flood insurance, we never fucking needed it but it was a requirement.

>>389377225
It's September.

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>>389364397
>>389375468
>cat5 tops out at 150mph
>already recorded at 185mph and gaining
>likely to continue gaining until landfall in FL, which won't be for three days

RIP FL

>>389371639
Don't forget about the massive fires, droughts and mudslides. Fuck if you aren't kidding about there being no safe places from natural disasters. Well, there probably are, but they sure as hell aren't here.

>>389377210
>right in the middle of wildfire season
ha ha yeah sure sucks to get rained on a bunch amirite

>>389377260
Lol fug

>>389377176
>Jamaican American

Oxymoron m8, you can't be both.

You're not American and never will be, it's nothing to be ashamed of

>>389377272
If I go outside will it lift me off my feet? wtf?!?!?!

>>389377160
100s of spics in the Caribbean will be dead in the coming days

>>389365017
a friend of mine said he hopes the hurricane will hit him in florida and that it cant be that bad
I think it heard him

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>>389376896

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>>389363438
Why the fuck do you yanks build your houses from wood?

How many times do you need to get BTFO from hurricanes to take the hint?

>americans
>learning

>>389377210
>He says as his state is perpetually on fire, getting broken apart by earthquakes, and the housing there is double what it is everywhere else

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>>389377251

>>389377247
swallow your pride. FEMA isn't equipped to help after harvey efforts.

>>389377332
The pressure is enough to pop out premature babies.

>>389377257
>we never fucking needed it
well that's the ideal with insurance

>>389376896
Even hurricanes know those apartment prices are too high.

>>389376716
Wilma was so bad I had fish in my rain ditch (it's apparently connected to the New River).

t. Fort Lauderdale fag

>>389377257
the majority of people don't ever need to use their homeowners or car insurance either (aside from needing it by law)

When Irma is done with you fucktarded americunts, is it okay if I settle your lands?

>>389377210
>what are brushfires going on right NOW

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>>389377251