https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_ continue=1&v=OsDru1k

>>389307692
>better than am2r

nice bait you got me to respond

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>>389307692
>no Zero Suit gameplay
YES

>better than AM2R

*breeeeeeeeathes iiiiiiiiiiiiin*

No matter how big the advertisement is, no matter how much /v/ shills for this game, 'Samus Returns' will still be a tremendous flop. I know you fags don't like hearing this, but Metroid has no audience in current year. Those AM2R fags and retro fags of the 80's/90's are sparse at best. Nintendo needs new fresh blood if they want this franchise to succeed in 2017 and beyond, not washed up thirty and forty year olds.

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>>389308683

>>389308683
>i-it's going to flop, guys I swear
>is currently sitting at number 11 on Amazon's best selling games
>is currently sitting at number 1 on Amazon's best selling 3DS games
Keep telling yourself that kid.

>>389307692
>Better than AM2R

Gamexplain continue being huge Nintendo cock suckers. What else is new.

>>389309349

> gets blacklisted by Ninty

> suddenly extremely bitter towards the company

Whoah

>>389307786
>>389308018
AM2R was a literal heap of shit.

spot the nintendoshill

>>389309349
Who?

>>389309462
500K sales.

>>389309534

What's his story exactly? I don't follow random ecelebs

>>389309462

It has to break 500k just to break even. That's almost unheard of for a 3DS game that isn't Pokemon or Smash.

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>game journos like it

And into the trash it goes! I don't play AAA games liked by normies. Sorry OP.

>>389307692
>better than am2r

anon... we get it you're upset your chinese toy maker got embarrassed but don't make up such obvious lies for a company who doesn't supply you with a paycheck.

unless....!

>>389310432
Nope. It has to do at least 1-2M due to how hard Nintendo's is investing in the advertisement and amiibo garbage.

>>389310037
>>389310432
It will hit a million or over, plus if Zero Mission can sell over 500K I can see this doing it too, so sorry to burst your little bubbles, butches.

>>389310686
No it doesn't

>>389309349
I'm glad the game is coming out for free rather than on the switch.

>>389310269
>>389310000
TheBitBlock. Originally a GameXplain ripoff, now popular for his shitty nintendo opinions

>>389310715
>It will hit a million or over,
Not with freeshop fags it won't.

>>389310945
Pirate fags are in the minority

>>389310945
I don't advocate piracy of this, but it's your own fault for constantly shilling it here. People hate being bombarded by corporate ad campaigns.

>>389310520

I just want an option to turn off the warning flash.

That's all.

>>389311276
That option will be locked to the upcoming Queen Metroid™ amiibo®

>>389310715
*bitches

>>389307692
>no Zero Suit gameplay
SOLD

>>389310520
The video confirmed that this move just makes space and does no damage to enemies.
Can we stop this shitposting

I am so fucking tired of fucking game explain. Even when I block their shit from my youtube feed it still fucking shows up somehow.

>Weeks before release
>SECRET UNLOCKABLE SECRET MODE THE DEVS DIDN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT
>ALL SECRETS
>FINAL BOSS
>SUPER SECRET BOSS
>HOW TO UNLOCK SECRET MODE

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>>389310945
>muh piracy
yeah, remember when the censorfags, the same dumbasses, thought Fates will get hurt by piracy?
not that many casual as shit pirates wanna deal with hardmod nor there's plenty of people owning a hacked 3DS

>>389313636
You mustn't be blocking them right, I never see that cuck sterling in my feed.

>>389313830
I blame (((youtube))) changing their fucking layout and messing with shit every other day, they must have somehow undid all my "no I'm not interested in this at all FUCK OFF" shit because I never get Sterling or Game Grumps, but somehow this mouthbreathing dickwipe keeps showing up.

When he spoiled Knuckles and Knuckles mode I was about to fly out to his house to personally put a boot up his ass.

>>389309860

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>>389307692
>trusting gamexplain

>>389314079
That shit doesn't work, you need to download a youtube blocking extension, the one I use is called video blocker, when shit pops up in your recommended you right click it and choose to block videos from that channel, and then you don't have to deal with cucks like Boogie, Pewdiepie and Peanutcuckold Cuckgmer.

>>389314370
Who should I trust? You? AC fag? Or the people who actually have the game in their hands?

>>389314426
What the fuck is an AC fag

>>389307692

>it's just a shitty rehash

What a shame.

>>389314426
AC Fag is pretty trustworthy, you can always trust him to be dead wrong in his opinions.

>>389310520
Gosh darn is this game ugly. I guess I have to remember that all 3DS stuff looks like shit not on the 3DS

>>389309860
>>389314204
(You)

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>>389314426
>trusting anyone on /v/

>>389314531
what is a rehash of anyways?

>>389314525
it's the internet bogeyman the obnoxious vocal minority of primefags came up with for anyone who dares to disagree with them or dislike the prime games in any way what so ever.

Been playing Metroid since 1994 and I'm not sure I'll ever truly understand why /v/ autists get mad at the Zero Suit. The only time I had a problem with it was in Other M when they tried to show it off too much. A short session with it like in Zero Mission is fine. But I can also live without it, as it's not what I play Metroid for.

>>389307692
>>better than AM2R
What does this even mean?

>>389314603
looks like prime.

>>389310837
Are they blacklisted from metacritic since they clearly are biased?

>>389307692
a game developed by a full team of professionals with a budget is better than a single guy? huh.

>>389310996
>Pirate fags are a majority
Fixed

Expect at least a million lost sales.

>>389308683
>it's another "/v/irgin enforces pessimistic thinking" post
Stop

>>389307692
CIA
WHEN

>>389315208
>this is what pirate fags actually believe

>>389315208

No, they were correct.

Pirates are in the minority.

>>389315208
One pirated game doesnt mean one less sale you dumbfuck
t. pirate scum

>>389315052
He was paid to say it

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>>389315208
*sends another firmware+mysterous banwave*

>>389315582

Then you could just grab the CIA from 3dsiso or anywhere else on the internet.

>>389315453
If you steal a game and play it with no intention of buying it. That's a lost sale.

One pirate = one lost sale
It ain't astro physics.

>>389315853
would it matter when pirates are too casual to even hardmod their 3DSes?

>>389315132
They don't use a numbered review system, there are a lot of biased outlets that are still considered in metacritic, at this point metacritic is of no value please consider using opencritic instead.

If you pirate current generation, new release games then you should be shot. If you pirate current generation, new release games and then whine about the series not getting more support then you deserve to be brutally ass raped and then lethally shot. If you claim that pirating something is fine because you wouldn't buy it anyway then you are a liar and should also be raped and shot. If you pirate old games that aren't sold anymore or that you literally wouldn't have access to any other way then you're perfectly fine.

Moving on, I'm excited for this game. A new entry in my favorite series makes me happy.

>>389317262
there aren't that many 3DS pirates anyways, saying this as a dude who's still on 11.3 CFW

>>389317371
What a load of bullshit, there's a lot more people stealing games via piracy than you'd like to admit. The problem is there's no proper way to track them since you can just steal the games directly from Nintendo's servers as opposed to needing a torrent or direct download site.

You can't cover up the fact you steal games and hurt the industry by saying 'oh there aren't that many' when that was not the case with the DS, Wii or PSP. DS and Wii only survived because they had such a huge base while the PSP got raped by piracy so badly, devs treated Sony like Nintendo and sabotaged their releases for the Vita to cut ties in the portable market.

>>389315208
You're in the minority, mother fucker.

>>389318271
>when that was not the case with the DS, Wii or PSP.
>systems that didn't get firmware updates like later consoles did got easily hacked and pirate-able
you don't say?

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>>389307692
>>better than AM2R

3/10 for getting me to respond

can someone like post ALL of the 50 questions said in the video? i can't keep up

>>389318616
what's so great about am2r?

>>389307692
Calm down Nintendoshills
Seriously, why Nintendo didn't fire Sakamoto?

>>389315001
Hey ACfag, at least you're trying something new this time instead of the seven straight years of nonstop parroting you've been doing.

>>389318847
because he doesn't just babysit you retards all day at Nintendo

>no speed boost

Too bad they had it in Zero Mission

>>389318616

> posting that image when he has actually played both games, and thus can actually back his statement

Typical /v/ retardation.

>>389318769
Nintendo didn't make it.

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I'm leaning more towards getting it, since with amazon prime it's $32, but I can't help but wish it was made for the switch. Still gonna support metroid tho

>>389318769

It's the only metroid that the majority of pckeks have easy access to

>>389319130
it's pretty obvious, from the poor quality.

>>389319129
Nuh uh, you see he likes Nintendo therefore he's a paid shill, you see Nintendo is trying their hardest to make people buy the game without listening to anyone but paid shills, which is why the reviews come out the day after the game releases. You see you don't get it, it's impossible to enjoy Nintendo games, only paid shills exist to tell us that they do.

>>389319203
god, they're insufferable. I guess they think it's their little exclusive. thanks for reminding me 99% of shitposts are from pc gamers.

>>389319203
>what is an emulator

>>389319129

He says it's better, but gives absolutely nothing to back it up for why

>>389318769
Release timing, other than that I'd say it's more Super Metroid than Fusion, but for Fusion that wasn't the point, I'd say Fusion is the better game and Fusion is the weakest 2d Metroid after the formula was solidified with Super Metroid.

>>389319459

Too much work for most retards

>>389319203
>It's the only metroid that the majority of pckeks have easy access to

What is emulation? Which also funny enough makes it easier to play than people who just have the consoles to play their Metroid games

>>389319487

Because it was one question out of 50 and he's still under embargo. And you are STILL wrong, he said that SR was more difficult than AM2R.

I never played metroid other M, prime 2, or the original nes game or federation force.

All others I have.
I enjoyed them all except hunters.
DS 3D controls weren't good enough for an FPS

>>389309518
They gave Zelda one of the lowest scores

>>389319789
They don't score games niggertits. But yeah they weren't as positive about zelda

>>389307692
>killed zero suit
thank fucking god.
i might buy a metroid game after all

>>389307692
FINALLY

>>389319551

Emulation and piracy are both overblown memes. People shitpost about them both but the majority doesn't bother with either.

Look at all the Pkeks that refuse to play games unless they are on Steam, or beg for GOG/Steam releases of old games instead of just pirating them.

>>389319676
Play Prime 2, ignore the rest.

>>389319909
I played prime 1 and 3 and liked em.
Don't ask why I missed 2.
Even I couldn't answer that.

>>389318762
I'm too lazy to post it so I'll just link you to reddit.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Metroid/comments/6y3ric/metroid_samus_returns_qa_50_of_your_questions/

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Metroid sucks in todays generation.

>>389319487
Because it was a Q&A and not a review. Not hard to understand

>>389319983
I never got to Prime 2 until I could emulate it, I couldn't find a single copy in my country, but the Wii really took off so Prime 3 wasn't hard to come by.

>>389319901
>'PC players can't play any other Metroid games easily, which is why they overhype AM2R'
>But emulation is exceedingly easy and in fact could be argued is simpler than having multiple systems with physical copies to keep track of
>'It doesn't count because obviously people are too retarded to emulate'

That's a stupid argument anon

>>389320054
How does the lock on thing work?

Is the N3DS going to give a better experience or am I fine with my 3DS XL?

>>389319901
>PCbros that refuse to play games unless they are on Steam, or beg for GOG/Steam releases of old games instead of just pirating them
Now that actually never happens. PCbros are notorious for pirating everything under the sun.

>>389319983
Well it's never too late to enjoy the best Metroid game ever. Get to it, son.

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>>389320079
>Metroid sucks
well...they do seem to suck a lot

>>389320151
I don't know, I'm just linking the questions.

>>389314405
I thought this extension stopped working after youtube updated with the new format

>>389320241
It seems to be working for me.

>>389320054
>You don't see the Memories in the game, in a menu instead. Just pictures of what the Chozo did. No text.
Breath of the Wind BTFO

>>389320079
A real Metroid game hasn't been released in 15 years so the current audience generation hasn't even experienced it before

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>>389320054
>Do we see Samus outside the suit?
>Yes, when she dies. Not in the gameplay, guesses that there is a speed related ending that you can see her out of the suit.
ITS
NOR
FAIR

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>>389320397
Today's audience won't get the feel you oldfags did back then with Super Metroid and shit. Newer kids got prime and other m. Great then garbage. Now what? Revert and say "don't worry! We were good back then! Trust us!"

Just call it Metroid Mania

>>389320574
Zero Mission and Fusion exists fag.

>>389320316
>>389320054
>Does Samus talk? No
METROID JUST KEEPS ON WINNING AND WINNING

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>>389320574
>Taxman: "This game is made by the mania, for the mani-
>Denuvo

>>389320574
>Newer kids got prime and other m

Prime 3 came out 10 years ago and Other M came out 7 years again everyone who was Nintendo's target audience back then is 17 - 22 now and aren't in the target audience anymore so kids still haven't seen a Metroid game before.

>>389320636
Metroid classic collection niiiiice