>Decide to say fuck it and play Thief 4. >Turn on difficulty

>>389307547
It's a good game. /v/'s just salty as fuck.

Do you liked gravy on your mashed potatos? Sometimes people make fun of me because I prefer no gravy on my mashed potatos.

>>389307737
Shut the fuck up.

>>389307737
>gravy on mashed potatoes
i shiggy diggy

>Guards smart enough to relight fucking torches and fires now
Well fuck

>>389307660
More like you have shit taste.

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>>389307660
I know it's bait, and I still got angry. Good job.

>Get all the way to the end of Chapter 3 to the Keeper Ruins.
>Think its need nod back to old Thief game. Even has Sigils.
>Hit a trap because not paying attention.
>Whole chapter restarts because Autosaves Only option on

>>389308338
Thanks for proving his point

>kept the hub world, the absolute worst fucking part of T:DS
>breaks up the fucking hub world into chunks, then hides loading zones behind windows, so you never know if you're going to enter a building or enter a new zone
>have to watch a stupid "picking stuff up" animation anything you steal something; and you steal shit all the time because you're ostensibly a fucking thief
>Garrett turned into an edgy loner who lives in a clocktower and steals shit just to horde it for some fucking reason
Even if the game wasn't called "Thief" and was just called something else, it'd still be shit. Calling it "Thief" was just insult to injury.

>>389308626
Wasnt the original Garrett more or less a loner too with the exceptions of his Fence and his Broker?

>>389308626
>Turned into

You're implying this Garrett and Thief 1-3 Garrett are the same person.

They literally are not. Thief 4 takes place like 200-300 years after TDS. You even find original Garrett's bones at some point in the game

>>389308826
Yes and people he usually had some sort fo contact with often ended up with terrible fates.

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Nice, I have an excuse to post this

>>389310562
Its funny that the only things about this that were accurate were the No Female Guards and the Level Up thing (which can be turned off entirely)

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I think my favorite retard argument about this game is that its sjw bait, despite literal animated sex scenes

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>>389311460
Or the Masochist Serial Nipple Pincher

>>389310932
I don't think they were even trying to predict anything. They were probably mocking how they were going to "bring the Thief series in the new era of videogames"

My favorite is still the "Desynchronizing now". Ubishit has all that shit in every asscreed games

>>389311626
wtf I love Thief now

>>389311626
This was hilarious because it highlighted problems with the game's sound design was, since you could hear his dialogue perfectly clearly from far away in a different room.

>>389311460
wtf I love thief 4 now

>>389307547
Ironman is never a good thing. It make sense in roguelikes, but in regular games it's retarded

>Get to the last fucking jump of a level
>Fucking context reads wrong and jumps down instead at rope
>Falls to death
>"Restart Chapter?"

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