Anon!! Hey! It's been too long! How are you doing,

>>389280020
melons

Gonzallo you have to go.

maria

>>389280020
HELLO I AM GENGHIS KHAN

>>389280053
Uh.. heh heh... um...
SO! What've you been up to lately?

>>389280989
eating melons

>>389281024

Your carpet is warped

>>389280970
YOU ARE FAKE

Why did he hate melons again? I played this thing like 10 years ago.

>>389281135
Breasts

>>389281135
Dev used it as a debug

>>389281024
GET OUT

>>389281024
>>389281091
ALRIGHT, Gonzallo... TIME TO LEAVE!

uhh

>>389281171
>>389281191
I'm getting mixed signals here.

>>389281024
isnt it just "melon"

>>389281290
its the breasts thing. plenty of other vulgar words produce the same effect and melons is inaccurately set to be just as severe and offensive to trippo

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>>389280053
>>389281024
>>389281135
>>389281353

>>389281520
Oh I get it, he was cheating his wife right?

>>389281624
Ha ha! Oh I think we're going to need some drinks first if we're going to be talking about sex.

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Man I miss facade, I remember thinking how neat it was even though it was akward.

Was there ever a way for the wife to run away with you?

Is there any person in videogames who would be able to resist being pushed back by Trip after saying Melon?

>>389281962

Nope. There are three options. They mend the relationship, they end the relationship, they kick you out.

uuuuuuuuuuu

He also gets triggered if you say that he and grace love each other.

>>389280020

So what's the full story behind Facecade?

Like why are these niggers so awkward

>>389282313
Just average white people

>>389282313
"look at this very advanced AI i made"

>>389282313
It's what happens when you use boolean loops to make AI

>>389280020
Trip, you need to head to your cuckshed for a while

>>389282313
I remember reading that they are written to be so obnoxious and self absorbed to hide any flaws in the AI.

>>389280020
O, DIOS MIO, POR FAVOR, SENOR

ME JUST WANT CLEAN

Facade was some funny shit, good times

Get your dirty hands off me, squid-scrotum!

So what was facade's actual story again?

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>>389283930
Anon, I think its time for you to leave

>>389284116
Two yuppie shitheads have been ruining each other's lives and you're their melon-eating friend.

UUUUUUUUUUUUHH

>>389280020
How's Maria dickwipe?

Why did nothing more ever come of this?
Did they make the one game and decide that was the best thing they could ever do and closed shop?