ITT: /v/ makes a vault again, only posts that end in 5 add

Only one female, rest are men

Last thread was about traps in a penis-shaped vault that was lead by Hitler, Jesus, and Chris Chan.
Link to it here:>>389253478
>Everything in the vault is in spanish

>>389265549
That already exists as does the oposite.

>>389265609
Only one man, 999 girls that are 13 or younger. The man's also a rapist.

Vault is literally human centipede

Temperature is set at 24°C, so everyone is slightly too warm and lightly sweating.

You can fuck children.

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The vault moves like this once a day

>>389265514
15 people at a time are required to go out and search for supplies and information once every two months

>>389265798
This, and the time at which it happens is completely random.

>>389265793

its filled with futa lolis and youre the sole shota in the vault
also everyone is eternally youthful

Every door in the vault that opens rings a bell that can be heard throughout the entire vault.

As always: no video games allowed.

>>389265785
ayy

>>389265714
They could swarm him.


Cannibalism is the only food source.

One in three people can only shower once a month, chosen at random when you enter the vault.

>>389265935
Jesus fuck.

1 man and 999 6 year old girls

>>389265785
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>>389265975
Damn, this vault stinks

Every time someone opens a door, a Seinfeld bass riff plays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8D8YjgnGR4

>>389265785
>>389265935
>>389265975
Highly irritating vault so far.

>>389266045
the girls are all traps

>>389265975
Asshole.


Females must be impregnated before thirteen.

>>389265549
muh dick i need to fap to this

>>389266045
The 1 man is not allowed to touch any of them

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Traps are gay.

>>389266045
>stinky, sweaty 6 year old lolis
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

no clothing or any fabric what so ever

The vault is in a universe where nukes never existed. People went there to take shelter when the Sun fell out of the orbit and crashed into the Earth. It was then agreed that, after 200 years, the vault's inhabitants would leave it to live on the world outside and repopulate the planet, which would have become safe to live by then.

All living residents must finish every Onimusha game once a week. Failure to do so will result in one room being permanently sealed, chosen at random.

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>this vault

no people, only 1000 cats. automatically given food and water

There are vr pods that let you be the protag in any hentai you choose

The overseer is a Big MT dolphin that loves rape.

A berserk Deathclaw is let out once a month completely at random. Vault dwellers have one 10 second warning to find shelter or get ripped to shreds.

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>play fallout 4 for the first time yesterday despite saying I would never buy it
>survival mode because why not, it was fun in new vegas
>dealing with this broken ass mode that's unfixable since I'm playing on ps4
>plus all the other shit like "yes, no (yes), and sarcastic yes"
Worst $15 ever spent.

All females in the vault have gastrointestinal problems, causing them to frequently release loud smelly farts.

Plasma weapons>Guns>Lasers

>>389266272
>sun
>orbit
Anon

>>389266295
What the fuck is wrong with you?

Exactly one person is executed every time someone sneezes in the vault. Chosen at random.

>>389265514
All the vault dwellers committed suicide about a month after the bombs fell because of how shitty their vault was.

The single man is Florida Man.

All testicles must be clean shaven, and kept that way throughout their stay in the vault.

women are given lots of food but men are given little.

>>389266412
This guy dies

>>389266272
what

>>389266509
Rolling for this one.

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>>389266447

The overseer is Satan, not S.A.T.A.N from the Fallout vault threads on /tg/.

>>389266631
fucking C:DDA

The entire vault is being recorded for other vaults to watch and nobody knows it's live and not just a comedy/horror.

all men are 16 but all women are 61

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>>389265514
We all worship a bowling ball with a penis drawn in marker on in that's encased in jello

Every Sunday each vault dweller must masturbate to incest hentai. Family members must do it together.

Vault has a massive arsenal only accessible by a chosen few. The Chosen is randomly selected every week

>>389265514
Everyone gets cats and dresses for the cats

vault is full of cameras in every single room but none of them actually work.

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>>389266796
This but it has to be mom x son

Mandatory socials once a month

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Florida Man's arch enemy, Russian Man, breaks into the vault.

>>389265514
The vault contains a large garden with an extremely varied and large number of all sorts of botanical species.

>>389266909
This anons mom is locked in another far away vault

Vault blows up and ends the thread

All fights are settled by Yu-Gi-Oh duels.

Vault door is kept open at all times

All water fountains dispense orange juice.

>>389266045
The man is not a pedophile or a rapist and acts very fatherly to the girls, who will generally live healthy, albeit somewhat sweaty lives under his guidance as overseer.

all water is brown but its actually just dye. the water is fine.

>>389267072
>not tragic the gathering
pathetic

Every room in the vault has terminals, but it's Windows 10 with the only websites being Reddit, Tumblr, and 9Gag.

All music holotapes play with the audio about half a second out of synch.

The vault is filled with machines that give you cool as fuck deus ex augmentations and sexbots of all shapes and sizes

all men are black and all women are white

>>389267152
This but the man is a bit of a pedophile but fights his urges since he's acknowledges his inclinations are unacceptable.

>>389267305
Man, all those 6 year olds are gonna get BLACKED.

>>389267152
If it were me, it's open season once they hit 16. A man has needs.

>>389267305
All men are hispanic and all women are 2D

Every 6 months, a random selection of 5 rooms grow a centimeter smaller

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>5 genetically beautiful traps
>5 straight guys
>5 ugly fat turbo feminist roasties

Only negros allowed

Every quarrel between same sexes is resolved by measuring dick or breast sizes. Longer/bigger wins.

Once a day the vault must test its alarm at a random time. The alarm makes a loud screeching noise like nails on a chalkboard for about 2 uninterrupted minutes.

>>389267285
sweaty six year old girls with cyborg augmentations and sexbots
the absolute state of muh fucking dick right now

The vault praises Yeshmiyek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG-xi6Mx5i0

>>389267437
re rolling

stop trying to retcon you fuckos
read the thread

>>389267305
The black man is a well educated and upperclass gentleman of high class parentage who attended Harvard for pediatric medicine.

Every 5 days the vault is flooded by wasps via air vents.

>>389267351
that's because you're gay

The vault is full of spiders and insects which show up at the worst of times

Is this vault hell?

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There is only one rule: don't open the door.

>>389267635
Instead of the typical venom the wasps have been genetically engineered to produce and apply an powerful aphrodisiac.

The only food served is slightly overcooked kale and liver

the vault is a joke and everyone within it will die a week after it closes

>>389267505
nigger why would I use the six year olds if I have sexbots available?

>>389267751
wrong their drugged bees with lsd causing vivid trips

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>>389267745
>>389266045
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The vault residents are strictly pro skub

Florida Man is genetically engineered to be a super mutant, yet still have a cock.

>>389267745
Someone has to check for radiation, though.

>>389267751
Seconded

Watching at least 10 hours of pornography is mandatory, all of it is furry.

>>389267635
Specifically, the Wasps are Cazadors

>>389267910
Seconded.

The vault is full of cats and dogs, kept in separate sides of the vault. They have been genetically engineered to hate eachother

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Posts ending in 0 can revoke any one of the already established rules of their choice.

Vault only exists in the mind of a small autistic child

one of the lolis is a bomb

Candlejack lurks the vault at ni

>>389265514
The vault is an in door recreation of a typical American suburbia that is to act as a simulation of American pre war life unbeknownst to the residents.

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Everyone is named Gary

>>389268095
autistic child isn't real its a post on a shitty videogame board

>>389268095
If I get a number that isn't 5 then this is not true.

In the main chamber is a shrine to mootle and chrischan

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>>389268112
A BOMB ?!?

>>389265514
The Vault door is broken and it's literally impossible to open from the inside.
The Vault is divided into many kingdoms (each one the size of 1-2-3 rooms) ruled by individual clans (2-8 people). They all have differents types of government, they believe in different Gods. They make alliances, declare war on each other and make trade agreements (trading food, water, weapons, books, ecc).

The least powerful clan is "The Oldie", and it is composed of a single oldman who live in a dark storage room. The reason why nobody tries to conquer his land is that he has a box of granades.

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>>389268095
>it only exists on /v/
True

The sheer amount of lolis causes a resonance cascade. Now Florida Man must kill all of those from Xen with ease.

The vault is raided by mutant Rich Piana clones, unless someone finds a spare vault door lock control box outside the vault.

A weekly Smash Bros Tournament decides which specific type of pornography is allowed for the next seven days.

A computer with answers to all of life's questions+movies exist

>>389268095
Luckily that child was the kid of the Vault Tec CEO who went ahead with his child's somewhat horrifying design for a vault in a form of pity since he knew his child would never be permitted in the Vaults when Nuclear fire consumed the earth

Vault water supply consists entirely of nuka cola bottles filled with cheap, off brand cola.

the lights flicker too much

Everyone must crabwalk into the cafeteria for every meal, or they don't get to eat.

The ninety-five best clowns living in United States were selected to partake in what was said to be an effort to preserve the country's comic genius but psychoactive drugs will be continuously pumped through the vaults air vents, and good jokes eventually become old and stale.

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The Sonic Totem is in the vault, except far larger.

Everyone who lives in the vault is subject to daily detention.
In said detention, they will have to flip a coin.
If heads, they are given 12 minutes with a swarm of happy bunny rabbits.
If tails, they are given 12 minutes with a swarm of mildly displeased cats.
This is daily. This is mandatory. It is punishable by death.

>>389268543
crabcock or the female alternate is the official sport of the vault

>>389265514
The vault is filled by white husband and their wives, And a hundred niggers who cuck them. Only enough white offspring are bred to keep the cuck cycle going, the rest are all black bred

Everyone in the vault is told of the Hash Slinging Slasher. It's the overseer.

The vaults motto is "smooth as butter"

>>389268683
Why are you like this?

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>>389266995

after one of the girls gets pregnant she must be set up in a milking machine from which all males of the vault must drink from

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The overseer is a literal skeleton that nobody ever sees. The rattling of his bones schreeches through the intercom daily

>>389268593
That's hilarious. I'm rolling for this guy.

>>389268686
Seconded.

Crazy Bus is constantly played on a loop over a tinny intercom system

>>389268743
nothing better to do if you're a dirty shitskin with an inferiority complex

>>389268780
Don't reply to your own shitty posts

The overseer is a chad who has control over everything due to being put into an AI.

All other rules are revoked and only 1 man, a frog and a paper that said chicken are in a 6x6 room

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100 citizens
1000 recorders
mandatory recorder playing session every day

Everyone entering the vault actually thinks they've signed up for a program to be transported to a colony on Mars. They'll be supplied with Hazmat suits designed to look like space suits, along with a GECK, and will leave the vault a few weeks after the bombs drop. The experiment will continue to track them after they've left the vault to see how they experience life on another planet.

every few days robots flood the vault and beat the out of random people

>>389268779
he is a fair, but firm leader.

>>389269007
Seconding this one.

>>389269007
People would end up really paranoid trying to figure out what triggers it

>>389265514
All of the young girls originally placed in the vault are talented musical prodigies and singers with access to a wide array of musical instruments they can play as they please.

>>389267985
Good shit

>>389265514
no blacks

>>389269180
Only Chinese

>>389269212
FINAL DESTINATION

>>389269007
Fucking amazing.

The vault hallways are slightly sticky and no matter how much you clean up it'll always be like that.

The overseer is Darkseid.

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>>389269007
>>389269085
bretty good

They have a Crazy Taxi arcade machine
The lolis must play it
Lowest score for the month gets fucked

>>389266565
Says a lot about you anon.

The lolis have been aged up to 16.

>>389269407
This but with Mappy

>>389269478
hi /v/eddit

>>389269478
now up to 65

>>389269345
HOW DID THEY GET DARKSEID TO BE THE OVERSEER

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>>389269345
but he is also half skeleton

There's unlimited internet access that always works, and steam still works but you can only buy games made by liars (Spore, Skyrim, FO3/4, No Man's Sky, Fable 3, etc.)

A vault full of people with OCD where the vault has mechanical hands that move things around very subtly when nobody is present in a certain room.

It's all men, one of them is gay. If they don't figure out who the homo is, one of them is getting thrown out to the wasteland once a month to die.
There is no gay vault dweller.

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Reprisal, all the lolis are now unborn fetuses you consume to gain super powers

>Black rapist with hundreds of innocent little girls
>Killer robots that come out every few days along with wasps
>Boss outside
>Only one third can shower
>Chris chan monuments
How evil is Darkseid? This is an all new level of dickery.

>>389265514
The Vault has an extensive armory of the deadliest weapons invented by the US before the Nukes fell, including a Liberty Prime all of which is only activated by successfully completing a random song on Dance Dance Revolution on difficulties relative to the power of the weapons

>>389269885
I think we need a no retcons rule

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>>389269885

There is no place to put the trash.

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I am Darkseid. Humor me, insects.

A vault full of male homophobes where everyone is assigned a wife, but one of the vault dwellers is paired up with a synth that can alter the appearance of its genitals and will eventually reveal itself as a dickgirl.

The vault only opens when the black man has fucked all 999 lolis, and the lolis must consent.

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>>389269885
Fuck

>>389269885
no, fuck you lolis stay.

All the girls have dicks.

There's a group of FEV-infused dolphins behind a wall that are also humanoid and want to fuck anything they see.

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Beeping
Sometimes loud beeping
Sometimes quite beeping
But always beeping

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>>389265514

Fuck this gay vault

All previous rules are proven false by the dwellers and they make one rule. The fat people must die.

>>389270519
Fuck you

>>389270449
And those dolphins are going to breach the wall as soon as Florida Man dies.

all residents need to wear buttplug all time

The residents of this vault is the same degenerates that post in this thread

>>389269885
This ain't Bloodborne famm

The only entertainment the vault has is the nazi Donald Duck movie without the ending where it's all a dream and Penn and Teller: Bullshit.

>>389265935
Every time this bell rings an angel gains it's wings.

all the lolis age up to 12

The vault your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you read this.

>>389270845
NO

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>>389270845
you what

>>389270865
They're thicc

>>389270923
>>389270908
THE LOLIS SHALL BE PURE NO MORE, THEY SHALL BE REDPILLED

>>389270950
they're sticc not thicc

>>389270845
and onimusha.

>>389270865
Thank you for getting rid of the fetuses
Also 12 >>>> 6 so good shit there too

all toilets are squat toilet

>>389271026
NOT MY 6 YEAR OLD CHAN

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Everyone in the vault loves ANIME!

>>389265514
The toilets dont flush and any plumbing professional in the vault doesn't know why.

>>389271042
All toilets have poop splash back. Public toilets only

Anyone who cant squat will be shot

So the lore is that a bunch of pure lolis get redpilled by Hitler. FUCK.

>>389271132
AND MANGA

>>389271026
yes and they're all dfc

>>389271197
AND GEYMAN

>>389271165
By wasps.

G-Man is in the vault, his employers are interested in the cutest lolis.

Everyday the Spider-Man 2 Pizza music is played over the Vaults speakers at an increasingly loud volume. The intensity of loudness and how long it takes to get their changes on a day to day basis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czTksCF6X8Y

All lolis are fertile and are always ovulating

>>389271178
And theres a huge black floridian darkseid running the vault.

radiation that seeped into the vault through the vent caused all the lolis to grow huge dicks

>>389271452
re rolling

>>389271427
No, Darkseid is the overseer, Florida Man is the only guy inside and he's a rapist.

Bromothymol blue is added to the water supply to make all men impotent

>>389271524
the loli's are redpilled and hate degenerate

>>389265514
When you enter the vault you are locked in your room with only a terminal for communication.
The main channel is the Red Information Transfer channel or RedIT.
All rewards are incumbent on getting your thoughts praised by others.
If you thoughts get frowned upon you will either lose reward or be punished.

There will also be a hidden 4th Channel that rewards responses alone (Called yours as you have earned them)

there's a rouge sex robot will randomly rape people

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Every midnight there's a 0.01% chance a hydrogen bomb goes off it the vault.

all the lolis have trumps hair

everybody die on first day

>>389265514
The vault is a Dyson sphere

>>389271256
GUY BANG

it is then revealed that all the lolis were produced using the 1 man's semen through artificial wombs so they're all his daughters

What a horrible fucking vault. Still better than whatever was going on in that plant vault, fuck plants. There is a library/computer database with tens of thousands of books,
however all of them have pages missing just enough to get confused about the story.

>>389271785
NO FUCK YOU

>>389271785
/thread

The only entertainment are infinite reruns of My Little Pony

>>389271785
but they revived as vampire next day

>>389271785
Dimmadelet this.

>>389271785
jk they're still alive lmao

>>389265514
The vault is supplemented by a few dozen custom made Assaultrons, whose task it is to raise all the Lolis to be proper ladies and desirable wives through a series of informative classes.

the lolis all have trumps hair and voice

>>389265514
The vault spins around so fast it'll launch people into the air once a day
>>389271860
How would you make the vault better?

all dead resident will be resurrected as girl

>>389271860
What even is the plant vault?

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>>389271785
>>389271805
wonder if the two are related

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The vault's uniform is CIA's outfit. You must reference the plane scene in some way at least every 5 sentences.

>>389272075
now they are

>>389271785
They comeback the second >>389272091
Bane posting isn't allowed

The vault's a big plane for you that will go into space eventually.

There are huge monuments of Adolf Hitler everywhere

One toilet. No janitor. The only food they have yo eat is besn burritos and chili.

Everything is written in arabic

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The water in the vault is high on xenostrogens.

>>389271662
The expected lifetime is 27 years before you hit the lucky night.

You ma leave the vault at anytime but get turned into a wasp if you do.

>>389272224
ah so a mexican vault

The overseer does it for free

The vault is full of >>>/r/edditors, just like /v/

The water in the vault is drugged to make everyone in it besides Darkseid horny.

Randy Pitchford is the New Overseer

>>389272331
Seconded.

The lolis have dicks, trumps hair.

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All the lolis and traps look like Toddette

>>389272091
seconding

the wasps have giant cocks and the aphrodisiac takes the form of wasp semen which is administered through rape

>>389272320
This guy is proclaimed king redditor, no fun allowed and nobody can die

>>389272320
I'm seeing a lot more /d/ than anything that could be considered from Reddit.

all dead resident will be revived as harpy by Alien

All the lolis are also futa.

>>389272091
YES

the lolis have fat butts

The Reddit vault have control of the food distribution and the culture of the /v/ vault

>>389272623
This but the opposite

The womans develops nipple pussies and their clits grow to act like a penis, when a baby is born that penis explode, thus limiting each female to only have one child.

Redditers are in charge of the vault

The vault opens into another vault that is complete paradise and negate all other vault stipulations.

The vault randomly plays an extremely loud high pitch noise.

the girls are lesbian

>>389272423
I'd hit it

>>389272091
This.

each month, the vault have to accept a family of syrian refugees

So, we got...
>Vault 478
>Filled with traps
>Overseers are Chris, Jesus, and Hitler
>Vault 514
>Filled with corrupted lolis and one black man
>Overseer is Darkseid
>Has killer robots in it
>Vault 594
>Filled with incestuous neckbeards and cannibalistic Deathclaws that are intelligent
>Overseer is Rolf

All dead resident will be resurrected as sex robot

>>389272897
and eat them alive

>>389272846
seconded

The vault intercoms are constantly playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4jH0WeV67I at full volume.

All the lolis are tsunderes.

The vault experimented on the lolis in an attempt to turn anime real, but something went horribly wrong and now the lolis are feral abominations that look like the horrible failed combination of 2D and 3D, most of them are missing an eye because their sockets got way too big to fit them and they've lost their noses

all women must have hypersexuality

>>389272904
You forgot about aphrodisiac wasps and augmentations+sexbots

>>389265514
Any suggestions that sounds like they're straight outta /d/ are cancelled out. This rule can't be cancelled by any posts following it.

>>389272904
tf are you talking about chris chan never became overseer
it was planarshifting, big boss and the two you said

Next thread should probably be dubs instead of 5s.

Also, the vault dwellers must choose one person to use as a human toilet, changing every two weeks.

>>389272904
you forgot so many things, your post is not canon and you should die choking on a dick. I hope my post will end in 5, alos Randy Pitchford was the overseer with Hitler and Jesus, not fucking Chris chan

Faggot, I'm actually mad

Dead resident will be resurrected but now they have a giant dick

lolis are replaced with adult women

>>389273178
>dubs
are you new

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>>389273015
Jesus H. Christ, dude.

>>389265514
all vault-dwellers must participate in a game of CK2 constantly running at minimum speed, the player with the highest score is made overseer but if you lose you're expelled from the vault

>>389273195
Except you couldn't change rules and the first overseer was planarshifting like this guy said >>389273073

/v/ault negates all vault suggestions based on 5's and now works on parameters based on 8's.

>>389273330
it was also Randy Pitchford and nobody ever mentioned Chris chan you glue eating baboon nigger

>>389273426
I'm not him

>>389273315
>They wait for a pop up to pause the game
>Everyone leaves to go do their own thing

Well thats a dumb fucking rule.

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>>389273195
Kekkler

The vault doesn't actually exist and is only a hypothetical on an online loli enthusiast indo-chinese macrame narrative puppets board.

>>389273506
multiplayer ck2 doesn't pause

Ther's a loudspeaker that yells out who's birthday it is 24/7 in Darkseid's voice. And all the lolis have their birthdays covering the whole year.

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>>389273195
>man so angry he shapes reality to make his threats come true

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You must partake in nightly chinchirorin or you will be ejected from the vault.

Todd Howard usurps the old overseer after about a year.

They must play a main touhou game of their choice in order to get food, if they 1cc they get fancy gourmet food and there's enough for everyone
If they don't 1cc then they get MREs but there's still enough for everyone, play on easy then they gotta eat dog and there's only enough for half the vault

>>389273315
this but the game rules are set to be as difficult as possible and players are hidden in game

The vault has the power to have all vaults.

Everybody in the vault speaks simlish.

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All residents with previously recorded mental illnesses are the only ones allowed armory access

The xenomorph shows up and kills all lolis

hot horny teen pleasure old men for survival in the vault

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Everyone in the vault must check this 7.

>>389274205
Now what happens?

All the lolis were the rapists all along.

A vault without clothes. And without razors, scissors and knives.

>>389265514
vault dwellers are not allowed to sleep more than 6 hours each night and are not allowed to nap or rest

to enforce this, all vault dwellers must wear shock collars that automatically give them a non-lethal but painful shock whenever they break these rules

the collars are designed to occasionally malfunction and deliver lethal shocks

any vault dweller caught without a functioning collar is expelled from the vault

>>389274205
What happens?

There's a nuke hidden inside the vault, the residents have one year to find it and disarm it before it goes off, also, no one in the vault has experience in bomb disposal

>>389274761
6 hours is more than enough though.

>>389274761
>>389274812
seconding these

The vault is transformed into the setting of a NTR nukige.

>>389274761
this but make it 4 hours

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Why try to recreate it? We already achieved perfection

Everyone in the vault that you share is from a website you hate

>>389275145
They all die and I can't die

>>389273252
Oops, thought I was on /tv/ tbqh

>>389275129
>we
Implying you were there, faggot

The only food served is doritios

The girls bathrooms and showers have two way mirrors so I can watch them piss and shit and wash themselves.

YESSSS

/v/ - GETs

80% of the population are annoying niggers who are always shouting, having worn glock 18s and only want KFC

No fun allowed in the loli vault.

>>389275857
you just described /v/, what's your point ?

Everyone in the vault must play three hours of either unmodded Skyrim or unmodded Fallout 4 on either Xbone or PS4 every day, or they lose their bathroom privileges for a month and must relieve themselves in a corner.

Everyone is autistic

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>>389275914
My point is a red dot

Free Chicken McNuggies every Friday

Only I can fuck the lolis

>>389275884
No lolis allowed in the fun vault

This vault is a disaster.

This vault is immediately warped out of reality on the first day. Game over everyone.

>>389276168
See
>>389273015

Whenever you walk, you have to loli tummy and pat loli head at the same time

someone make a long compilated description of the vault and end it

>>389276472
Name 1 bad thing about this vault.

>>389266083

>Get swatted
>They kick down your door
>*Music plays*

>>389276073
oh shit, there is a sniper in the thr

>>389276603
This. I'd do it, but I'm mobilescumming at work.

>>389276912
Actually just a fat piece of shit who uses a shotgun and somewhy a laser pointer makes the spread tighter

every single /pol/tard must watch the lolis get blacked at least 3 times a day

>no blacks
>invite gays to decorate vault interior and then throw them in the incinerator when they're done
>juden are completely verboten

every month a random man is selected and forced to be circumcised

The girls will be fed a diet consisting solely of beans, cabbage, and kimchi and burritos.

everyone has to drink a cup of their own urine every day

>>389277159
Vault 1488

>>389277381
Brapping will be punished by death.

>>389277487
And the man will have to inhale every brap.

sex is for reproductive purposes only, also no queers of any kind allowed

The vault can turn into a robot

>>389277473
Everyone has to drink a cup of urine every day, you can choose whose you drink, and they can't refuse you.

>>389265514
>39 posts ending in 5
This vault is shit.
No.389277995

>>389277618
>>389277473
all toilets' drainage system lead to a pool that a random person has to swim in for an hour every week

>>389277558
Fucking gross

The sole black man cannot have sexual relations with any of the girls, he can only fuck the vault-tech brand MLP Twilight Sparkle sex robot.

the lights are always on

>>389277575
All men only have a 5% of impregnating anyone

>>389277943
I would kill myself after like a week

Dying hair neon colors is punishable by mandatory beating and execution by bullet to the head.

All the lolis wear saxophone-themed clothes instead of jumpsuits.

>>389276780
i laughed out loud

every time you sneeze they cut off your finger

>>389278428
all the lolis wear latex bodysuits

>>389265514
Only pepsi products are allowed

mandatory cuckold sessions

>>389279493
this has to be done

>>389279493
as the bull

>>389265514
all water is replaced with cola