>Literally does not read ANY books in Oblivion or Skyrim >Tells

>reading books
>in a video game
You take a book to read when you go to the movies too?

It's okay, the contents of the books and the contents of the game have nothing to do with each other

It's like saying you're a great fan of Elder Scrolls when all you do is read the wikia and Kirkbride's insane ramblings without ever playing the games

Why would you tell anyone you're a fan of such a shitty series?

>>389256763
That analogy makes no sense.

>>389256763
>He doesn't take the book the movie is based off of to that movie and read along, pointing out the differences to everyone in the audience.

POST GREAT BOOKS
http://en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:16_Accords_of_Madness,_v._XII

>>389256875
Hating elder scrolls is reddit.

>>389256763
>he thinks video games are movies
Thanks Sony you finally it did it with your """""cinematic"""""" masterpieces

>>389256594
Anyone that eats a burger like this is subhuman and needs to be shot asap.

Words of Clan Mother Ahnissi

If only they were well written or well presented.

How the fuck a company makes the most successful RPG ever and has the shittiest writers to plague role playing games video games.

Unless you're talking about the Lusty Argonian Maid then fuck off with your
>muh lore

Not a far stretch from saying that you're not a true fan of minecraft before you've experienced every possible randomly generated world.
It's garbage side content that only .x% of players will have the autism to care about.

I ain't reading no fuckin book to be a fan man get yo bitch ass outta here nigga

What type of person uses a knife and fork for a fucking burger?
That shit is working man's food you stupid gooks.

>>389256594
I read summaries.
>>389257590
It's a good method if it's messy as fuck.

>>389256873
The Cuckbride fans claim to be part of a freeform exploration of ES lore and there is no canon.
Well except Legends and ESO aren't and Bethesda is on probation.

As long as you drink the C0DA koolaid it's all good.

>>389259212
>working man food
>eat with hands covered in dirt, goo and engine oil
real nice

>has only played part of one of the games
>buys whole series
>thinks he can have input on any of the discussion

>>389257005
http://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:The_Rear_Guard

>>389259753
>people are incapable of washing their hands

>>389259753
you's a dumb ass nigga, you're obviously gonna wash yo fuckin hands first

>>389259753
>what are napkins and wipes

>>389259753
What kind of 3rd world shithole are you from that doesn't have access to a water tap or such high technology as wet-wipes?

>>389259753
anything that doesn't get washed off by soap isn't going to rub off on the food in any noticeable amount.

>>389257414
When do you think the """""""""x"""""""""" meme will die?

>>389259254

>not liking it messy
>he doesn't coat his cock in burger grease

>>389256594
Usually I'm too far away from the screen to read them

>>389260054
never. Layers of scare quotes will be part of the academic english language within 20 years.

>>389256594
YAMEROOO

>>389256594
C0DA MAKES IT _____

>>389257119
ledditors are the biggest MK cocksuckers on the internet, though

>>389256763
I agree. I am fan of text-heavy games like Planescape Torment but putting books in a game instead of real dialogues is lazy as fuck.

>>389256594
To be fair the quality of the books took a complete nosedive from Morrowind to Oblivion. And in Skyrim it's honestly pointless to read them.

>>389260553
but they put in both

I read all the Morrowind books on my mom's Kindle once.
There's some weird shit in there, btw.

>>389260708
Dialogue in Oblivion and Skyrim is non-existent. And the existing ones are not very good.

>>389256890
Truly the most obnoxious cunts. Dated a girl that did this with Harry Potter. EVERY FUCKING TIME. There's a fine line between fandom and autism.

>>389260828
>is non-existent. And the existing ones
What did he mean by this?

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>>389256594
Ingame books are literally the worst and laziest method to convey lore and world building.

>>389260828
A limitation of the methods of play I suppose. Voiced dialogue doesn't go well with long lore spiels. Though I did like Chief Hanlon.

Besides, most of the lore is irrelevant so it has no place being said by characters.

>>389261267
nah, the worst is having the lore on a website completely detached from the game.

>>389261234
sory bad americano

>>389261560
Did any game do this? And did it really contain important/interesting information?

>>389261267
You don't collect whole series then read them?
You are doing it wrong.

You probably enjoy the old lore dump method.
Retard.

>>389261760
Destiny.

dude stfu i read the lusty argonian maid

>>389261760
I think anon is referring to the C0DA fanfic.
Could be wrong but it is the closest I can think of.

>>389260570
>in Skyrim it's honestly pointless to read them.
http://en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:The_Tale_of_Dro%27Zira

Morrowind fans are quite ignorant about TES lore outside their favorite game even though they claim to be the loremasters of the series. It's as if they refuse to even admit there could be other things.
There's more to TES lore than Vivec's muatra.

>>389256594
this picture makes me very uncomfortable

>>389262030
Heretic

>>389262030
Wow. What's that? Like two pages?

Cutting a hamburger in half is really useful when you get one of those massive ones with a shit ton of slippery condiments

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>he's a fan of the elder scrolls series

>>389256594
>be queen barenziah
>known for be Tiber septim's waifu, one of the most caring royalties of tamriel, Aunt of a TG thief known as karlyah
>No one remembers of said things above but instead the Khajiit sex orgy
>Disappears unto skyrim timeline in rage, and only her crown is to be found.

>>389257005
http://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Shivering:Myths_of_Sheogorath

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>>389259562
t. dumb toddposter

kirkbride regularly praises eso's writing and they add his works to it all the time. even in skyrim c0da was acknowledged. i will never understand why there are so many people out for blood insisting he is not the backbone of the series

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>>389256594
I don't read books in TES because they're almost always terribly written crap that i'll forget by the end of the day.

Elder Scrolls lore is fucking terrible honestly.


The Lusty Argonian Maid is fun though

>>389262672
She didn't disappear.
She got killed by the Nerevarine after that moron Helseth tried to have him killed.

I just realized my Nerevarine killed more dungmer than the blight.
Feels good.

>>389263094
Read just about anything with Sheogorath.
>>389262683
>>389257005

>>389262995
He slapped a coat of Hindu Mysticism over existing lore.
Yes he has an influence and no he is not the driving force.
This little distinction is part of why he in no longer there.

Both Bethesda and the ESO team call the in game people who speak MK Heimskr's.
There is a reason for that.

>>389263094
they may be quite poor but they are quite succinct and congruent with the ES "universe", some are very decent. gotta stress /some/ tho

>>389263956
I like the one about Decumus Scotti.
It is a series about his travels to Valenwood.

>>389262683
>story 2: Sheogorath heard their pleas and decided to visit King Lyandir. He appeared to the king in his dreams...
>story 3: He hadn't slept for fear of Sheogorath invading his dreams. (Which was foolish, as dreams are the domain of Vaermina, may She grant us Restful Sleep.)
dafuq

>>389265604
>myths

>all 4 books add up to half a page that barely tells a story
no thanks

>>389257005
>tfw found the book The Cabin in the Woods at the alchemist's shack in skyrim at sundown
I'm upset that skyrim has very few eastereggs. There should have been a ghost that just spawns somewhere in a wooded area at night by itself.

>>389265870
Go read a book if you want a story

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>>389265912
that's lame though

>>389256763
Character in movie is reading,I look over his shoulder and read along out loud.

>>389256594
Any video of somebody eating a burger with kife and fork?
I need to see this.

>>389262023
No, Destinys entire lore index was on a website.

>>389267574
Actually, it's super comfy to eat it with fork and knife.
You won't believe it until you try it.

But only on those big burgers you can't fit in your mouth.

>>389270087
I use to make fun of my dad for eating pizza with a fork and knife, but the way it keeps your hands clean totally beats the ridicule you get for it (if you're eating at home, that is)

>playing a game to read books
why don't you just read actual books

The books are just fanfiction filler and not canon