>"your father is a liar, while my father is lying down,

>>389240364
>>>/tumblr/

>>389240415
Explain? Keep seeing this thing.

>>389240415
tumblr is filled with gay people, there's nothing wrong with lesbians

>>389241330
The fuck IS tumblr? A gay 4chan? I don't get it. Google says it's art? Journals?

>>389242126
4chan is into anime&waifu shit, tumblr is more into gay 'man' shit.

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>>389242190
It doesn't seem to say anything about gay and when i typed in LiS tumblr into google they look like they take waifu posting more seriously than we do. Still don't get it.

Is Life is Strange worth for le cringe?

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>>389242413
Sometimes, sometimes it might catch you off guard with something resembling a feel. Got me good when i saw how much a child missed their parent for some reason.

>>389242413
Definitely not. It's just a horrible and frustrating time, it's not so bad it's good, it's just bad.

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>>389242413
it's worth it for the comfy atmosphere.

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>>389242621
>frustrating

Either you mean sexually, or you need to stop trying to play it with your toes

>>389242413
>>389242514
>>389242621
I rarely go on /v/ anymore, it's not my main board.

Life is strange is a legitimately good game. Interesting writing and plotline, much better than most video games. It's not cringey unless you find a fairly realistic portrayal of teenage life as cringey.

>>389242710
Maybe it would be if the horrible writing and wasted gameplay mechanics weren't frustrating the to the point that they invade and ruin any comfinessthe atmosphere might provide. The only reason to play this is if you're an emotional mess that will get sad at the games pathetic attempts to stir up the player's emotions.

>>389242781
It's frustrating to watch such a horrible story unfold while the game actively avoids doing something interesting with its only game mechanic.

>>389242873
It is not an interesting plot with interesting writing and it's not a realistic portrayal of teenage life, and I would know because I was 16 when I played it.

>>389242413
Play the game. Don't listen whatever /v/ tells you

>>389242873
Stop lying.

>>389242997
>and I would know because I was 16 when I played it.

Not really helping your cause here my man, i don't really want to know if an anon was 16 when Persona 4 came out to guage how good it must be.

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>>389243078
Always this. If you asked in the first place, it already has your curiosity.

>>389242997
>>389243139
>It is not an interesting plot with interesting writing and it's not a realistic portrayal of teenage life, and I would know because I was 16 when I played it.
Well I'm a high school teacher and the issues portrayed are pretty similar to what I hear from my students all the time, a bit dramatised of course.

Also I found it interesting and engaging, it's almost as if taste is subjective.

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>Max squats over her lesbian friend's face, asshole relaxing itself to let a steaming slimy turd out
>Chloe eagerily opens her mouth and welcomes the rancid feces into her waiting maw, slurping and munching happily as it enters
>*munch schlurp grunch* Th-thanks Max... *BRAAAAAAAAAAAP* You're hella amazeballs for this....

Was Rachel upset because she wanted to fuck her father?

>le choices matter
>no choice whether to join Rachel or not on the trip
>no choice to not steal the wine.

fuck this railroading.

>>389243301
>Well I'm a high school teacher

anon-sensei what are you doing here? You arr supposed to be like... a functioning adult and shit, an educator for bright young minds, why would you be on here with the likes of us??

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>>389243373
oh my

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This is Chloe. She likes to eat literal shit. Say something nice about her.

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>>389243605
I love what they are doing in BtS with the facial animations. They keep getting Chloe just right with these faces kek

>last scene
>"you came. I'm glad"
wat? how did we know she was there? why did we even go there in the first place?

>>389243221
It has nothing to do with how good it is, I'm just saying it's not a realistic representation of modern teenage life and I know because I was a teenager at the time of its release. The game's bad for many reasons, but this isn't necessarily one of them, doesn't change the fact that it's not an accurate representation of modern teenage life. Also, I don't know if there's a legion of mongoloids who don't know that you're supposed to capitalize I's or if you just have an obsession, but stop bringing up Persona in these threads. It's irrelevant and just saying"but Persona" doesn't say anything about LiS, good or bad. If you want to defend LiS, be my guest, if you want to talk about Persona, there's plenty of other threads for that.

>>389243301
The conflicts of characters are either dramatized to the absurd, to the point where the reasons characters behave the way they do doesn't feel justified at all, Chloe being the worst offender of this. If you found it interesting and engaging, that's fine, because taste is subjective, as you say, but that doesn't mean it's good. Big difference between you liking something and it being something that's actually well made, and I would argue LiS is not something that's well made at all beyond it being functional.

>>389243408
wut

>>389240364
How old is she?

>>389243606
You are hella lame.

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>>389243606
Is giving the finger seriously offensive in the USA? Over here in Bong it's just... something Fred durst might do, it's embarresing.

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>>389243693
>you came, im glad

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>>389242126
Made a helpful graph

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>>389243740
>How old is she?

Enough... in bongland anyway

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>>389243851
that image brings many thoughts to my mind.

>>389243598
Like I said, I rarely come to /v/ any more. Just came to see if I could find any new games I like.

I come to 4chan for memes and some discussion. I only come for a few hours a week now. I can be a functioning adult and still come here, we all can. Do it in moderation, that's always the way.

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>>389243920

>Chloe is 19 in 2015
>is 16 in 2010

okay.

>>389243980
DID SHE MASTURBATED TO PRIS FROM BLADE RUNNER? NO FUCKING WAY

>>389243986
no anon. First LiS game was in 2013
This prequel sets place in 2010

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>slurps up your diarrhea

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>>389243970
It's more just as teen i thought "they know whats going on, my doctors, parents teachers, yeah." Then suddenly im an adult and people are like "you know whats going on?" And im like "OF COURSE" then i see aply childhood friends who are now teachers or what not that are still doing the same goofy stuff when we were kids
>why do i still get so wasted
>why did i fuck that person
>why do i still do "x" when im in a relationship
>why havn't i learned to drive yet
>i didnt go out and get FUCKED this weekend, just stayed in and was good, only did a few lines of coke instead

mfw

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>>389244121
uh... i mean, yeah she did the schlick schlick. Hey if it feels good, do it. Cumming is the best anon, Chloe knows what's up.

>>389244325
Im still waiting to hear or read from Deck Nine that it was a cheeky intern that dis that. Kek. Is Chloe the first weatern dev example of fingering in a video game?

>>389244303
>>389244325
My fucking sides. She's becoming lesbian then

How's her relationship with this Amber girl, are there moments between them?

>>389244223
That's right, nobody has ever really known what is going on, but I'm 27 now and I'm wiser than I was when I was 20 or 24. Every few years I realise that I'm just a bit less stupid than I was because I've seen and realised more, but also that I still don't know 99% of things.

I honestly tell some my students this too (the ones who are ready to hear it), none of us have ever known how to get through life, but we can learn from our lives, the lives of people around us and from history (I teach history). Learning from life and improving yourself are what create a high WIS score. And don't underestimate the power that purpose can have in your life.

>>389242126
Tumbrl is 4chan for girls

>>389244397
I doubt it, i guess Deck9 is trying to be progressive with teenage sexuality or something, Chloe mentions to Rachel that she isn't a virgin out of nowhere too

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>>389244442
*becoming bi

She very casually talks about how she fantasizes about boys, how she hooked up with boys, how she is not a virgin at just 16, probably earlier. She fancied the fuck out of Jefferson, and she carries condoms in her wallet. Chloe is straight leaning first with bi tendencies, i think people forget this.

From all the canon i have pieced together, i think Chloe pretty much just likes to connect with people, not just exclusibly boys or girls. In BtS though, it is clear that at just 16, she hasn't really setttled into her growing attraction for pretty girls along side riding dick.

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>>389244570
well she didn't like whatever she experienced with boys, always seen them as result of boredom and from loneliness.
writer said that they'll focus on her sexuality how she realized it since this girl will be the person she fell in love with.

>>389244515
So wait... while im here arguing with dudes who compare dicks and write unvle dante fan fiction and fap to traps i COULD be on a board dominated by hipster tomboy girls instead???

>>389244725
*fat and sad hipster tomboy girls

>>389244725
Yeah, head on over there.

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>>389244678
Her face in this screen cap is sweeter, more anxious about being a dirty smelly poor teen next to princess, use this one from now on.

>>389244780
>fat=gobble gobble
>sad=shoulder to cry on and dick to sit on

BRB GUISE

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>>389244515
>girls
>on the internet

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>>389244797
what does Chloe smell like?

>>389244491
Im 27 too... thank you for your words anon-sensei.

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>>389244849
>fat=gobble gobble

>>389244872
I don't know about what she smells like, but her breath probably smells like feces from all the poop she eats.

>>389244872
Cigarettes and gas fumes.

>>389244638
On podcast devs clearly admitted that to confirm it Jefferson thing was making Max fluster since she said she came for the arcadia bay for that teacher. And devs also wanted to turn that scene as Max's insecurities,fear getting jelly of seeing Chloe with other people.

There was also a dialogue in ep3 which was implying she stopped whatever she was doing with boys after this Amber chick. That she was so glad that she came along to rescue her, when Max says she doesn't see her with any guy around there.
And hooking up boys thing again, she was presenting them ''as result of boredom,there wasn't much to it,I was lonely'' etc.

>>389244491
>>389244898
You guys are cucks

Sure, you're right that nobody knows exactly what they're doing, but you're NOT supposed to fucking admit it. Besides, I'm 23 and I'm actually doing pretty well and relaxing. You guys sound like a bunch of fucking chumps and if you were my professor I'd probably laugh about you behind your back with all of my friends.

>>389244872
I bet... a bit salty... like not stay away from me BO but just... you know she is a bit messy, which you don't expect a girl to be. Oh god why am i getting a bit excited...

>>389244638
>how she fantasizes about boys
in-game she never said such a thing though hell,when you choose girls or boys locker she was ony showing pleasure when you choose girls?hm. there was only jefferson scene, and that was for making fun of Max because of her car dialogues in very first chapter.

>>389244920
gobble gobble THESE NUTS ANON also chubby girls have tight pussies you heard it here first

>>389245117
Why do you write like a retard?

>>389245089
>but you're NOT supposed to fucking admit it
Low WIS detected. I bet you think you're hardcore and """alpha""" too. If you were my student I'd probably laugh about you behind your back then sigh in disappointment.

>>389241330
tumblr is lesbians

>>389244638
Boy-toys meant nothing to her though,she didn't even like what she did in past was always showing displeasure,seeing them as rebellious phase or either or just foolin' around.

So we can easily say she pretty much prefers woman especially after this mysterical girl come into her life.

I still can't believe that she fapped to Pris though.Shit taste desu

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>>389242873
Don't come back.

>>389245146
>in-game she never said such a thing though
>SO ANYWAY MAX WHEN I SLIPPED THE FINGER DEEP IN MYSELF IT WAS HARRISON FORD I WANTED TO THRUST IN ME

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>>389245174
>/v/ likes fat fucks now

>>389242997
Ban evasion is also a bannable offense, underage faggot.

>>389245228
Bo butt berry bung bung. Boh? Bam. Bellow?

>>389245248
kek

>>389244638
You browsed tumblr too much I assume? she never even fantasized over boys nor casually talked about it.

Whatever she was saying in-game first one and this one considering the first person she fell in love with was girl (hell in letter she prefered woman instead of a man wtf) then we can say she's heavily into chicks.

>>389245261
Nice head canon

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>>389245508
Till this thread i disn't even know what tumblr was even all about. Funny though, people who say "what reddit do" or "what tumblr so" seem to know EXACTLY what they are all about in fine detail and just can't shut the fuck about them. Well done anon.

>>389242126
I go on tumblr to post art. While some people are annoying I've made more money on commisions since I started posting on there. Most of the shit I see on there is just massive shit posting.

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>>389245508
But not EXCLUSIVLY into chicks. And you only keep citing your own conclusions about things never discussed. Chloe actualy carrying contreceptive rubber dick sheaths is actually objective, your opinion on WHY is hust head canon. Common sense tells us, Chloe isn't mad about the idea of getting dicked down.

>>389245739
>Most of the shit I see on there is just massive shit posting

Well fuck, at least you getting paid! We do that herr FOR FREE.

>>389245286
anon she started with guy because that's the first thing comes to your mind ,she wasn't even aware of she was into chicks at that moment and was newly starting to realize it kek.

>>389243857
> Right and Left on wrong sides

How cam someone be this dumb?

>>389245934
He should've called it alt-right and alt-left

>>389245932
But why not both? Im not arguing she isn't bi.

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>>389245610
>headcanon
Hmm.

>>389245862
When you encountered with them you encountered with this dialogues though so developers wanted to explain that boy-toys were really past experiences,so left overs just as old bus tickets are showing it.
And she clearly wasn't hooking up with anymore especially Rachel considering her despise towards guys in Arcadia bay. In some dialogues she was calling them gross,not down with them etc.

>>389246246
i mean yeah.. but why did she only focused on pris?

>inb4 pris stole the show

> cant turn chloe into a pure girl
Your choices matter my fucking ass.

>>389245862
>dick
>dick
>dick
Are you offering something anon? I don't think we are even talking about the game anymore.

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>>389246604
leave him alone,probably he spent his time in tumblr way too much. now he's ''sexuality expert''

>>389246704
Indeed you ARE projecting anon.

Honestly if you're supposed to take ANYTHING away from the series in generel, but more specifically from before the storm, its that daddy issues are real shit.
Chloe is a tumblr lesbian edgelord because daddy issues.
Rachel is becoming a lesbian edgelord because daddy issues.
Scott is a psychotic edgelord and a pussy. Why? Daddy issues.

I think the game really just wants to emphazise the importance of a strong fatherfigure, such as David, who is just trying to help his wifes daughter and who is revealed to be an hero at the end of the original Life is Strange.

>>389240364
More like Tumblr is strange am I right lads?

>>389246834
Or, more generally, that family matters (as do friends) and that people are just people - imperfect and emotional. No wonder this game is popular, with the commodification of human relations that goes on in our world. A contrast to Tinder-infested dens that we see every day.

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>>389246761
>gives evidence from game
>imply that he is browsing tumblr
>''projecting ''
okay.

>>389241330
You have to be over 18 to post here

>>389247236
You are still doing it. Do you know what projection is anon?

>>389240364
>>389240497
>>389241330
I came to /v/ knowing I'd find this fucking garbage up here. This board has become the very cancer it once hated. No wonder I don't even bother to browse here any more. Enjoy your reddit tumblr trash you fucking faggots. Don't know why you couldn't keep this shit back there where you came from instead of ruining this place for people who actually give a shit about video games.

>>389247323
>Do you know what projection is anon?
no, but you can teach me anytime;)

I played this game for a little bit but i had to turn it off when she said the Final Fantasy is the best sci-fi movie made.
Haven't touched it since. Is she that autistic the whole game?

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>>389247403
I don't get it is this pasta? This looks like pasta. Are you John? Are you a John pasta?

>>389247285
>>389247403
>another faggot(s) who hates lesbians
Fucking gays. Fap to your hentai,anime bullshit

>>389247623
That's fucking gay anon!

>>389247708
Why don't you play games with some actual fucking gameplay and save jerking off for porn you pathetic faggot fucking loser?

>>389247757
you are.

i'm a girl you idiot

>>389242873
>The gay version of shitty romance novels
>realistic
Admit it, the only people who like it are queees cause "muh representation". I bet every single faggot that bought that game on steam wrote reviews about it too.

>>389247868
I do. Last time I finished The Witcher 3.
Since you've asked, now I'm planning to play old games such as Doom,HL,PoP:TSoT, Warrior Within etc.

>>389247868
I just finished Deus Ex with GMDX (for the n-th time) and then Before the Storm with maybe a 3-4 hour long break. Loved both. Learn to accept that some people have broader tastes than you.

>>389247962
So am i anon! This is getting hella gay!

>>389247962
>reddit spacing
>universally terrible posts
>possibly not even ironic girl posting
>buys into cancer
it all checks out
>>389248071
It genuinely doesn't surprise me you'd lack for having played vintage classics any retard can have after decades finally decide to pick up because nerds attest they were once good. Too bad the games you support today are some of the most tumorous shit in the industry and all those rec's you list off didn't stop you from being total garbage as a human being.

>>389248174
>>389248071
>Listing games you heard were "for real gamers" in an attempt to garner credibility
The very fact that you played and enjoyed that steaming pile of shit really just counteracts any creadibility you might have had.

>>389248182
>gay

>>389248291
>reddit spacing
more like mobile spacing. stop relating me with those plebs also, i'm getting offended rn.

>>389248174
>broader taste
>the only game hes listed that isn't older than he is is witcher 3

>>389248291
>>389248464
You sound so triggered though. We can play anything we want you faggot, who the hell are you to decide what are we gonna play

At least we're not playing stupid Anime VNs like you and fapping to them.

>>389248580
You may as well, despite my gripes against them it's more tolerable than this tumblr reddit shit you have dragged into 4chan. At least they don't give pretense of being anything more than fapbait for pathetic losers. LiS takes this niche and tailors it for the biggest cucks of our modern generation.

>>389248580
You can play anything you want, just don't come here and start threads about it and expect pats on the back and progressive points for it. Go back to your little Reddit hug box for that.

>>389248464
You want me to take a photo of the plasma field right before Bob Page, so you can stutter like a bitch when I prove you wrong?

>>389248725
>>389248693

>start threads about it
I'm not OP though.

>Go back to your little Reddit hug box for that.
I also don't browse reddit. What the fuck anon, why are you so hateful towards me for playing every games. Yes I also played morely gameplay based games enjoyed them, I also played story-based games and I enjoyed them. So fucking what?

>>389245331
It came out in 2015, now it's two year later. 16+2 is 18.

>>389248853
I just wanted to get him banned, I don't buy his story.

>>389242997
Then lucky you, you've had a privileged life.
That game pretty well sums up coming up in the Pacific NW and being poor to middle class.

i have never bought an episodic game before. if i buy it now, does that mean i will be able to download episodes 2 and 3 for free, or will i have to pay for them too?

>>389248895
If you like story based games, you'll like it. Don't listen whatever people say here, I did once and I regretted that I didn't play this game earlier.

Just give it a try if you've got time.

>>389248891
My parents didn't rarely ever had a job, my dad was barely ever around until I was 13 and my mother was an alcoholic, I'm not privileged and I most certainly wouldn't be able to go to a university as fancy as Blackwell. It's got nothing to do with privilege, the game's just written by an out of touch committee of old men.

>>389248984
I did listen to the idiots praising this trash and I regret it. Nothing wrong with a story-driven game, but you need the story to be good, and LiS does not have that.

>>389248895
The first ep of LiS is free on steam. Get it and see if you like it. Be aware the writing goes to shit past ep 3. Not that the earlier parts are great but they were atleast playable

>>389248887
I don't blame you, but it is true. I wouldn't bring it up if not for how it was relevant to the game being so out of touch.