>with the amount of tips I make as a dishwash, I'll be

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>>389235672
I bet my neetbux is higher than your pay

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>>389235672
Is that fucking Skaia in his hand?

>play video games for 3 weeks
>can afford a Switch, PS4 and a new GPU
NEETing in EU is the truth

>>389235672
depends if you have a wii u or not

if not, zelda, mk8, splatoon 2
sonic mania if you don't have it on another system
rabbids either way
arms if you like that shit

>>389235672
>tips I make as a dishwash
>tips
>dishwash

confirmed for neetbux retard.

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>>389236250
In here they force you to fill job application forms, otherwise they ain't giving you shit.

>>389235672
Just buy a PC

>>389237336
PC gaming is shit just like your life.

Recommend me some Switch games, you goddamn cuckold.

>>389237336
Ok then

I recommend you Switch to a better platform

>>389236253
>names all the games

>>389235672
Get Splatoon 2 for intense online multiplayer action
Get Zelda for amazing solo adventure through an incredible world
Get Shovel Knight for platforming fun
Sonic Mania is the best 2D console Sonic game I’ve played
Azure Striker Gunvolt looks fun
Cave Story is in the top 10 best indie games of all time

Wait for Odyssey

Zelda and splatoon 2 are must buy, arms if you like casual fighting game, mk8 if you didn't had a Wii u and rabbit if you like srpg, the other game that the switch has are port or indie game, one last thing don't buy sonic mania, sonic was never good and this title confirm this statement even farther

>if I cut my food expenses in half, and put that money away, I may afford a switch in 8 months
Thanks, putin

>>389236368
do they require proof or just ask you to list the places you applied to?

>>389237378
Literally botw and Mario rabbids

Enjoy your two games, fucking retard.

>>389236305
I worked at a restaurant with no waiters and we instead called guests up to a counter. Anything in the tip jar was split among the staff for the shift.

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>>389236305
The bussers and bartendies give me tips.

>tfw I worked 10 hours straight with no breaks today just because I wanted to show off

>>389241050
how the fuck do you go 10 hours without pissing or needing to eat?
weirdo. get a real job.

Sonic Mania is the most fun you can have on a switch right now.

BotW is good if you have a trap fetish.

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>>389241270
Funny you mention it. I drank so much water but didn't go piss all day. I only ate one chicken strip 8 hours into my shift.

Guess you can say my body is built for semi wage slavery

>>389237576
I can't tell if this post is in earnest or some sort of sarcastic troll.

I need to take a break from 4chan, god help me

>>389235672
>being a dishkek
shit is backbreaking labor for no fucking money, meanwhile i'm standing outside holding a sign for 14/hr

Sonic Mania, and Breath of the Wild are the two must buys.
Mario Kart 8, ARMs, and Splatoon 2 are the competitive games.
I am Setsuna, Ironcast if you like story games. That is it. Rest are better elsewhere.

>>389243446
You also get yelled at by drunk and hungry assholes, but hey, if you enjoy being a bitch, you do you.