Absolute beauty, perfection, and success. This is our hero, /v/,

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>>389234692
He has a /v/ gf too! Wow!

>>389234692
>>389234759

Is that just one giant tooth? That shit should be worth something.

>>389234692
>>389234759
who's this fucking homeless person and why should i care about some vagabond

>>389234692

is that dunkey?

>Was a poster in the old /v/ LoL generals
>Became a famous player through Dignitas
>His girlfriend is a woman that was also a part of the LoL generals he met through voice call groups
>One of the most money loaded streamers on Twitch right now, sitting on over 2 million dollars

AYYY IT'S THE PIE

are you going to fucking tell us who this is supposed to be?

>>389237874
Micheal Santana aka imaqtpie

>>389237865
why hasn't he fixed his teeth with all that money?
im not even loaded and at least i got braces

>>389237995
He doesn't give a shit. He plays video games and talks to his cats. That's his life.

>>389234692
Looks like he needs a wash, a haircut and a visit to the dentist.

>>389237995
A lot of people don't want to go through the hassle. Braces hurt and you need to spend 3x longer flossing and brushing every day

>>389238027
I would trade everything for this life.

>>389234692
LITERALLY WHO

>>389238168
That life sounds like shit
anyway, good luck

>>389238168
He literally struck gold life-wise. He can be an autistic piece of shit streaming League of Legends for like 8 hours a day and get payed tons of cash for it. Plus he has a hot asian girlfriend he met on /v/ and like three cats and a dog.

>>389234692
>>389234759
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>>389237671
you need to calm down op

>>389238250
i wouldnt play LoL even if you paid me

>>389238958
Uh, good for you?

>>389238250
>8 hours playing a shit game
no

>>389238241
John Romero.

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>>389238250
>he has a hot asian girlfriend he met on /v/
>asian girlfriend
>met on /v/
Two big red flags at once. Learn from ENB's mistake, do not date asians.

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>>389234692

>OP is a fat and dirty fedora

>makes fun of some other no name fedobeard

Why are you so pathetic, OP?

Where are my video games?

>>389238027
SMALLCAT

>>389240109
this

>>389239084
better than the shitty 9-5's most people do. pays much more as well.

>>389234759
>/v/ gf (male)

>>389237759
It's imaqtpie

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>>389241796
Huh. One of my friends watches this dude but I never realized it was a dude from the name because he's one of those guys who keeps following and white knighting female streamers because they're a total beta.