Summarize the plot of the last videogame you played in a Haiku
Two freelance maniacs
Leonard still in the closet
Cucumber length-wise
gotta save the earth
red monsters roaming freely
cunts took my daughter
There's a dragon
I play it for the sexmods
I dont know how a haiku work
Sahaleanthropus
Such a lust for revenge WHOOOOOOO!?
We are diamond dogs
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Nioh?
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Dogma?
Went alone to Hong Kong
Ambushed and became sinless
Gotta stop bad dreams
Sword of power, cool
Hoji shut the fuck up man
Now who want some wang?
Explosion in lab
Aliens are everywhere
Now, to the surface
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Skyrim
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MGSV
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Shadow Warrior
Red or Blue upset
Died to triple damage hit
From expensive hat
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Spy Vs spy
Warriors of light
Have to find the crystals
Kill the evil cloud