ok I've finally given up on getting my aussie launcher because

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here's the bow in question.

Description: I've got a bow-n to pick with you!

>>389169526
Come on, let him have it

>>389169576
I was tempt

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>>389169526
Damn, I was really that close.

>>389169607
>captcha autocompletes and posts mid-word
t-thanks 4chan.

>>389169576
I was tempted, but that number says 26, not 25. The post numbers decide all.

>>389169318
>he spent a lot of money on pixels
degenerate

>>389169739
I need to post to keep the thread bumped, so I'll just say the hat is not worth that much if that's what you're referring to.

The rifle is like $25, and the hat is worth like $15-20 depending. High visibility shit is really pointless on sniper, so it's never worth much.

the rest of my backpack though. you're right. I'm a degenerate.

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>All-pink loadout
>Naming your cosmetics
>Hentai Objector
>Still playing TF2 before the Pyro update hits

>>389169318
Name: I'm a huge faggot
Description: I payed 20 keys for this weapon

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>>389170287
>hentai objector
excuse me fuck off. My Objector has a pure picture of my waifu on it.
and the pyro update is never coming out. I'm over it.

>>389170379
so close. I'm a little disappointed.

>>389170379
>79

fucking hell man

Let's try this again.

Name: This weapon takes skill
Description: You will not believe how many cocks i sucked to get this thing.

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If you see this message

You are spectating someone who's better than you

Bows-eye!

>>389169318
Jackie Chan

name "Jizzy Justice"
description "and dick sucking"

>>389169318
please follow the arrow into the nearest respawn room

Name: "I Fap To Child Pornography"
Description "I Stalk Kids In My Local Park"

NAME: I seriously can't stop sucking dicks
DESC: Seend help.

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Ashley and Wario heavy on bed breathing scream in hard sweat mouth legs up passion hot pleasure faint

type it as much as you can in item name or describsion

still waiting. come on boyos.

>>389173350
arrow-launcher

>>389169318
what the fuck happened to team fortress 2.

Name: Bow
Description: A bow

>>389175149
good joke, but I already own both "gun" and "shovel"

>>389169318
Injun's Injurer

"Something about alcohol and casinos"

Name: I've wasted my life into this game
Description: I fap to fem pyro on a daily basis.

>>389175680
you dun it now

>>389175729
Name: a\pdsbiabpibgisdb agpibghf
Description: 8=======================================D

>>389169318

Cringe

>>389175680
>"gun" and "shovel"
make it your name and desc lad

The poo

>>389175680
Well, you know what you have to do now.
Anyway, rerolloing for "a bow".

>>389169318
What does it feel like to spend money on TF2 outside of expanding your inventory?

Rich blacks commit more crime than poor whites.

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just waiting on a 25, unless thread rules my own posts don't count, which I'll gladly accept.

Nametags aren't expensive I can snag another one with my spare steambux

>>389176495
feelsgoodman

and shovel

>>389176651
>unless thread rules my own posts don't count
No, they do.

>>389169318
>50% headshot ratio
Holy shit how bad are you, I guess it is true, the more expensive shit faggot has on, the worse player he is.

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>>389169318
>50% headshot rate
>u suck

>>389169318
>using anything but completely stock loadouts
>doesn't have a 2007 founder's medal
hhahahaha you have fucking autism

>>389177447
he might have added the headshot kills part later.

>>389177780
Wait? They're separate? You have to trade additional item, like nametag? On top of already strange gun? What a jewery.

>>389178091
well, these parts came much later after strange guns were added and you can add up to 3 different parts.

a lot of them cover specific stuff like allies extinguished or heavy kills.

also, if you think thats jewish you havent seen nothing of what they have now.

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>>389178091
yeah, the headshot part was like $15 fucking dollars when i bought it. Total bullshit, but it was hilarious when I put it on because I had 2000 something kills and a crazy low number of headshots at the time. Made every bodyshot that much more satisfying.

bepis

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my man

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>>389178849
OP here. Cute beggars.

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>>389179047

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>>389179173
disgusting I know. I enjoy being this degenerate.

please include text in post even if it's keyboard mashing. I expected this to take an hour not two...

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>>389179456
>i expected this to take an hour, not two
You underestimate my inaccuracy

>>389178849
Now replace the Hachimaki with Gray-Bans

>>389179047
Ah, there's the famed "shovel". Could you post "gun" as well?

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>>389180012
ye. Wish I was more into the BFB this one's kinda going to waste.

Name: SURPRISE!
Desc: You just got fucked up :'V

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So we need a 25? this is gonna take a while.

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Is it worth playing TF2 if I never played it before

>>389180243
then look that
motherfucker

>>389180291
Not anymore.

>>389180291
>if i never played before
HMMMM im not sure bud. it feels a bit late for you to hop on the wagon.

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>>389180337
>>389180352
What a shame

Name: I love futanari!
Desc: not gay though

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>>389180291
the community is long dead, and the magic is lost. The only people left playing are babies who don't know any better, and old dogs like me who refuse to give up the dream.

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>>389180312
nice 12. its not what we need.

>>389180221

Rerolling

>>389175680
>>389176651
Rolling for desc to be the rest of the post.

>>389180537
Thanks doc

>>389180291
>tf2 is 10 years old and you've never played it before
>posting michael rosen
this should be a permabannable offense, are you fucking 5 years old?

Owner: That girl that plays the blue chick on the newer X men

>>389180925
Dayum.

>>389180291
I just started half a year ago, and I'm having lots of fun still. Won't hurt to try.

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>>389180925
cool finally. gotta say it's an improvement.

good thread lads. I gotta another weapon I dislike so I'll be back in a few weeks/days/whenever this crap sells.

>>389181159
>rosent
you what mate?

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>>389180925
It's a reaction image you fucking faggot, no need to be that assmad about it
and yeah I never played TF2, I was never interested in shooters
nice get btw

>>389181285
It's the "t" from the next line, OP hit a text limit.

>>389180291
Only if you find an active community server that you like. Even the custom gamemodes can be great fun.

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>>389181159
just thought i'd let you know i am crossposting your heavily autistic profile on somethingawful
>26 backpack pages full of items
>using anything but stock loadouts
holy fucking shit lol

>>389181285
character limit. I copied your entire post and pasted it, that's what happened.

>>389181512
I'm so upset by what a bunch of strangers on the internet think about me.

Recaptcha is fucking my shit right now so I gotta stop posting but it's been fun.

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>>389181703
>not using old fashioned captcha
you asked for it to fuck your shit

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>>389181512
greyed out page numbers means there's nothing in them

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>>389181703
>i don't care what you think! I-i-i-i'm gonna go now......
hahahhahahah fucking beta even through text on the internet

>>389181885
came back.
can I have a link to the post?

>>389181840
the old captcha still works? i never tried it when people were posting about it because it smelled like bullshit.

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>>389182037
it isnt bullshit. its in the settings thing on the bottom right.

>>389182037
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3676178&pagenumber=436#lastpost

>>389182257
Oh shit thanks anon. This is much better.

>>389182261
I'll be waiting, anon :)

>>389182553
>waiting
lol, you can't see it? HAHAHA he doesn't even have :tenbux: for a forums account to view preferred posts, a newfag AND a poorfag :getout:

>>389182627
You have to pay to view posts on Something Awful?

Jesus fucking christ, that's disgusting. Why do people use that site again?

>everything's better in my GATED, WHITE, CHRISTIAN community
lmao. oh well I'll live.

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>>389182261
happy to help. recaptcha fucking sucks

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>>389182750
stay salty, stay triggered, and stay poor

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>>389183183
>have to pay ten dollars to visit a website ill probably visit this one time then never go to again
>or i could spend that money on something like dinner or something i can actually use
Theres a difference between being poor and not wasting money on stupid bullshit

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>>389183552
Or you could have registered before it cost money, but you probably weren't born yet in 1999, so now I get to drink your poorfag tears and enjoy a few yuks with fellow goons about your cringemaster tf2 profile.

I'm Gayford Hicks and I came here to suck

>>389183805
you don't have my profile though you have a page out of my backpack and a couple of random loadouts.

And in '99 I was too busy playing on Battle.net to be fagging it out on forums. Enjoy you laugh, I'm gonna have a wank.

>>389180291
It's free and the game is still fun to play. Ignore the washed-up grandpas

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>>389184175
>have a wank
that explains a lot

>>389184429
probably explains why you're going to die at 30 you cholesterol filled fuck

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>>389184429

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>>389184603
I'm already 32, all the greasy burgers in the world can't kill me, nor can the carton of cigarettes I smoke every 3 days.

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>>389181512
He's still posting on SA in search of attention 17 years later. Is there a more desperate breed of autism?

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>>389184713
32 and all you do is shitpost on SA and 4chan. I wish I was you.

how much you get paid for shilling for Lowtax?

>>389184867
lowtax is a retarded pill popping alcoholic, I don't care for him.

I do get $3000/month from my autismbux so I never have to work a day in my life, shit is beyond cash

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>>389185034
>living off autismbux
>using stock loadouts
>posts on something awful
>over 30 and still on 4chan
wew lad

Well, since OP already named his weapons i guess we should try namming mine.

I have a description tag and a name tag sitting in my backpack and i feel like renaming My shotgun and my pistol.

Ill get a screenshot in a bit.

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>The last tf2 comic was almost 8 months ago
where did the time go

>>389185125
>not living off autismbux
moot even wrote a guide for people to get on it many years ago, back before him and all the mods became faggots. they used to ban people who weren't NEETs or lolicons, why can't we have those days again?

https://pastebin.com/6u5nwBhK

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>>389185474
shitposting aside I could actually do pretty well off autismbux, but working actually helps my depression a lot because it makes me feel like I accomplished something.

I just enjoy working.

CUZ I'M NOT A DEGENERATE WEEABOO LIKE YOU.

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We doing some fashion fortress?

>>389185848
>I enjoy working
fucking normalfag, filter 4chan in your hosts file and ban yourself

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>>389185321
Well, there you go.

Post ending in 43 names it and post ending with 75 describes it.

>>389185941
what's a hosts file.

>>389185849
sure. i keep forgetting to sage anyway, so this thread isn't dying.

>>389186012
pistol dicked

>>389186012
big butts don't lie

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>>389186012
>>389186182

forgot to mention we are starting with the shotgun.

also
>>389187274
off by one.

>>389181512
>still on something awful in the current decade
time to let it go grandpa

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>>389181885