> /v/ completely shitting on a game before it's even

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>>389146572
It's too hard.

>>389146572

Its taken too long to come out and all prerelease gameplay has had those god awful filters on

Im going to wait till i get footage of the game without the shit filters to see if i want to get it

thanks for making another thread about /v/ ''hating'' Memehead

>>389146646
is it polygon or ign playing this?

I'm not fat

>>389146646
wtf

>>389146646
>Polygon plays cuphead

>>389146646
God I hate tutorials...

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>>389146646
That was painful to watch... who was this?
My money's on polygon

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>>389146646
SOMEBODY STOP THEM

>>389146646
>valve playtesters play a video game

>wait so long that I've lost all my will to play it
this shit should've come out like a gorillion years ago, this game will never meet my expectations of it, I'm absolutely sure.

>>389146646
This is almost as painful as that new DooM review. God I hate neo-liberals, they're ruining everything.

>>389146646
>>389147532
Its like average people playing for the first time, what the hell.

>>389146646

Guess the gender.

Answer: It's a girl playing

>>389147804
It's an asian guy named Dean

>>389146572
I'm genuinely hyped for this and Hand of Fate 2, haven't felt this way about vidya in years.

>>389146646
Is this Jon Blow playing?

>>389146646
>>389146901
>>389146996
>>389147335
>>389147804
>>389147942
Here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=848Y1Uu5Htk

>>389146572
Any game that isn't from Nintendo is actually garbage according to /v/

>>389148134
Were you this good with playing Super Mario Brothers the first time,The answer is a most redounding no, but a hypocrite like yourself has too much of an ego to admit as much in your life. You need to go back into the kitchen and get on with your sandwich making for you if you can not learn to quit being such a damn hypocrite to the OP on here. I know that I can probably play better than the OP, but at least I am smart, as well as nice enough, to not be a dick about it in life. I will offer constructive criticism, which is ironic, considering that I am autistic and, as such, have a difficult time about accepting, let alone interpreting, it from other people myself, to people like Mr. Takahashi, but at least I have enough of a fucking brain that it takes people a while to get the hang of video games. Let me also remind you that, in this day and age, side-scrolling shooters are indeed a rare breed of video games and that they are, sadly, on the verge of extinction, so comments like yours will ensure that, in the long run, people that make games like Cuphead will no longer make games like that and, if they are done enough times, then they will also filter into the more polished and realistic games that everyone else knows and it will also contribute to a video game industry crash that will far exceed what happened in 1982-1984, though it will not be the only reason that such a crash will happen. I could go on about the potential crash/market saturation of the video game market as a whole entire topic itself in another discussion, but the fact of the matter is that elitist twat waffles like yourself fail to comprehend two of the key rules of video games, which are to explore the mechanics of the game play and, gasp, TO SIMPLY HAVE FUN PLAYING VIDEO GAMES! This is the point that I am trying to make to all of you ungrateful little spoiled brats and you all would do well to comprehend it in your lives.

>chromatic aberration

I detest that they have shilled this so much. There are literally 4 Cuphead threads on the front page of /v/ right now.

I am going to pirate this and make sure to spread negative opinions about it in an attempt to undo all the fake viral bullshit.

>>389148564
that you can turn off, retard

It's just a vocal minority that hates it.

>>389147724
>far far far below average

>>389148259
i thought it was the opposite

>>389148536
>being this mad

Nice bait friendo have a (you)

Maybe use it like a tampon?

>>389148809
I'm going to buy and play it specifically to piss you off :) maybe even shill it for free, too

>>389148536
Nice book

>>389148536
Nice. Who actually wrote this spergfest, I'm curious.

>>389148536
COPYPASTA

When will people people stop posting this fucking reddit game? The whole concept is something a 15 year old who eats lunch by himself would come up with

>>389149350
Some guy from the YouTube comment section.

>>389148134
He should be fired on the spot for this

>>389148809
you ARE the cancer killing video games that made game like this exist in the first place.

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>>389148536
Well, joke's on you. I don't think I ever finished playing a Super Mario level because the level kept scrolling right and wouldn't go left. To the young single-digit me, that was unacceptable, because I missed something behind and I couldn't return to it. Playing with the constant pressure of not forgetting anything lest I miss it for good was too much and I dropped it harder than you dropped your pasta in this thread. And that's being of a single-digit age, playing on a computer I couldn't operate on my own because I didn't even know English. In the video above we see an adult man fail to recognize simple patterns for over 20 minutes, and getting annihilated by the most predictable enemies. There's a message on the screen every time he restarts the level. RUN 'N GUN. He knows how to run and he knows how to gun. And yet, his main actions in the video are to stop, jump, crouch and apparently try to make friends with the enemies by making as much physical contact with them as possible. This is beyond a child's idiocy and lack of coordination. It's a failure to function and to learn from your mistakes.

>>389148134
>it gets worse
This is gold. And then the faggot himself has the balls to go in the comments and refer to this video as "an interesting social experiment" because he went in cold and didn't practice like you need that for a run n gun game.

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>>389149314
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>>389149381
>STOP
>REPLYING
>TO A FUCKING
>COPYPASTA

>>389146572
It's hip to be square.

>>389150015
Shut up bitch.

>>389149570
What's not reddit? Being a cynical sad fuck?

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>>389150053
die faggot

>>389150126
Are you implying you're gonna commit suicide?

>>389146572
/v/ is a haven for cross-site shitposters because consolewars thrive here.

>>389150010
Didn't see the guy in the comments.

>Dean: I've watched the comments on this thread just to see how mean they would be. I think it's useful to show my gameplay experience. I did not intentionally play poorly to "troll" anyone. But it serves as an interesting social experiment. I walk into a game cold, and this is the play that results. The video shows it's a notch more difficult than your typical Mario game. In fact, if you are expecting Mario, as the story says, then you are thrown off. And it shows that the developers are going to leave a lot of people who are worse than me behind. Maybe they're fine with that. Maybe they want to target gamers with a love for difficult games. That's fine. But I think they should signal that. How many games actually come with a tutorial these days? They're not popular. But if it's necessary, that is a signal this is going to require some skill. As for other comments on this thread, I wonder why they are hostile to someone who is viewing the game as a beginner? Are we that intolerant of people who are not "gamers"? Should I have played the scene over and over again until I was good at it, and then turned the recording on, like so many of those perfect video walkthroughs you see? I believe that games can be made accessible and inviting to people who are not hardcore fans, and these people can be accommodated inside the same game that is appealing to hardcore fans, through difficulty levels. So when people tell me that I shouldn't be playing this game because, on my first play, I was pretty lousy -- that's an attitude that argues that games should be shut off in their own little corner, only played publicly by the masters and the experts. I disagree with that view entirely, and I believe it leads to elitist attitudes that allow gamers to look down on other people, and that only leads to a more fragmented world of haters.

Fucking Christ, you can't make this shit up.

>>389150168
>because consolewars thrive here.
which is ironic because console wars are supposed to be banned

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>>389148809
No one pays to have their content shilled on fucking 4chan. Especially since Reddit exists.

>>389150154
no i just like that picture and pairing it with telling people to kill themselves

i guess you'd be tom

>>389150207
it's pathetic and disgusting

>>389150387
Aw but I prefer the dog.

>>389150365
They don't get directed to any particular site, they makes posts all over the place.

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>>389148564
Isn't this, like, the one time where itight be aestheticly acceptable?

>>389147675

It's taken long because they're hand animating everything. Like pencil and paper. I don't understand why this game wouldn't meet your expectations just because traditional animation is a very timely process.

>>389146572
>some moron shills the game incessantly
>everyone just wants him and his game to fuck off

>>389148134
>can't beat the first level in 26 minutes
This might actually be the worst professional footage I've ever seen.

>>389150696
discussing a game = shilling

huh?

>>389148809
Congrats. I'm purchasing it just to trigger you.

>>389150824
it tops the doom footage for sure

>>389150260
The rules are barely upheld any more. The only thing you can really get banned for is illegal shit or porn. The latter can easily stay up depending on the time of day also

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Some moron keeps saying it's a dumb Mario game without realizing it's more Contra than fucking Mario.

Fuck off underaged tards.

>>389150874
Except none of the threads were about the game itself. It was all
>buy this game
>if you don't buy this you're not a real gamur
>support these devs a blooo blooo blooo

You're deliberately being retarded if you think that's not obnoxious shilling.

>>389151117
Has anyone demonstrated what the game looks like without that chromatic abberation?

>>389151197
Less accurate to the look of an old cartoon.

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>>389151380
Do you see any of that shit on this image?

I genuinely cant wait for this. Some fun co op game to play through with a friend, with a fun art style; all for $20? Seems fair to me.

>>389150207
>that's an attitude that argues that games should be shut off in their own little corner, only played publicly by the masters and the experts.

That's a "you need to stop sucking shit and learn how to play fucking video games" attitude. There's no excuse to be that horrible when you are a "video game journalist." He can't even grasp basic concepts such as an air-dash and takes him forever to realize that jumping on an enemy doesn't hurt them.

>>389151503
even older than that anon, we're talking oswald era shit

>>389151380
You just turned 20 i take it

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>>389151680
Popeye launched in 1919. You can't get much older. Especially color. But here, I just looked up the first color cartoon. According to a quick search this was in 1930. Still doesn't have that awful effect. I don't know what they're trying to emulate.

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>>389146572
>enjoying videogames

do you know where you are?

>>389151824
maybe trying to emulate some effect from shitty film reels/projectors. dunno

>>389148536
>Were you this good with playing Super Mario Brothers the first time,The answer is a most redounding no

To be entirely honest with you, I was better than that.
And I'm honestly trying to remember, cause the first Super Mario game I ever played was super mario land, which I thought - and still think - is one of the harder early mario games.

But even at the age of 4 or 5 I could beat the first level.

These "journalists" are 20-30 years older.

None of these retards even knew what chromatic aberration is until e-celebs mentioned it.

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I think they nail the look of those old Silly Symphony cartoons. Especially the bad guys.
The Flying Mouse was my shit when I was a kid.

>>389152143
Stop being a faggot. The effect greatly diminishes the quality of the image and puts strain on the eyes.

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>>389146646
this is a new low

>>389151380
Chromatic aberration is more a function of the projector than the image on film. 'Accuracy' is kind of a nonsense in this situation.

>>389147724
>average
It's the average for a player who has never played a videogame before. At the least, a player who has never played a game of that genre.

Looks boring desu. Tbf I think platformers as a whole is dated genre.

>>389148134
>the guy proceeds to fight with literally all the negative youtube coments.
>I-I'm not mad! j-just look at the t-title! I'm even making f-fun of myself!
>A-Also it was a s-social experiment!

>>389149812
For what it's worth, he's mostly just a tech blogger and occasionally writes about the most basic of mobile games. He probably liked the artstyle of this or something and tried it out, and they thought the footage of him playing was so hilarious they should upload it. But also he should probably be very concerned about his lack of motor skills and basic problem solving.

>>389153738
yeah, mobas is where is at ;)

>>389153738
why

>>389146646
This is why we need an ethnic cleansing.

>>389153738
I agree, but also we only saw him play the first part of the first level, and you can also unlock a boss rush only mode.

>>389153993
>Lack of motor skills and basic problem solving
Also his inability to read instructions, but man that lack of motor skills. Does he have fucking parkinsons?
>Jumps up in the air right below the platform
>Starts swinging from side to side madly
>Can't stop running back and forth

>>389153738
Yeah man can't wait to play FPS #122323

>>389150631
Because they've been showing off the game for 2-3 years ago and the artstyle is no longer novel or interesting, and neither is the gameplay?

>>389150007

How did he get all the stuff for the house?

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These art/music/movie bloggers needs to stop shitting up video games and go back to their garbage since it's clear they can't achieve something without their affirmative action.

>>389147532
>fps games on console
That was their first mistake.

>>389154945
>art style is no longer novel or interesting
Literally no other games have the same style.

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>>389150007
Remember when Owlturd made neat stuff like this, before he decided making #relatable Facebook comics was worth more to him?

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>>389152176

Anyone else always feeling "dirty" seeing this 40s cartoon artstyle?

Theres just something dirty and lewd about it, cant put my finger on it. But its highly sexual.

>>389148134
Jesus fuck this triggers my autism

>>389146572
>/v/ completely praising a game before it's even out
But this is okay

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SEPT 29TH BROS

>>389146646
Shitty gameplay aside, this really IS fucking gorgeous. Like a little bit of stunned silence on my part beautiful.

I grew up with an Atari 2600, man. This is mindblowing.

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>>389146646
Imagine this guy playing Sonic Mania

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>>389146646
>this person has a job at a large video game review site

>>389148134

>How many games actually come with a tutorial these days? They're not popular. But if it's necessary, that is a signal this is going to require some skill.

YFW tutorials means games are hard. Go play fucking walking simulator you mouthbreathing autist

>>389146572
I am cautious because it took so long to come out.

>>389156620
This game looks fun as fuck.

>>389156620
>>389156621

MOOT

>>389156620
There's no way that's not a 3D model in the background.

>>389146646
You'd think there would be at least some standards when hiring people to play games for your review site right?

This is like having someone that never touched a car in his life reviewing a car on how it handles and drives

>>389156935
how new are you

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>>389146572
I'm gonna learn it as a speedrun game, looks comfy as hell

>>389146572
Who told you they are being serious?

>>389147942
what wrong with Blow you nigger

I guarantee this game will be met with a shit ton of refunds. Retards will buy it because of the art style, and then give up because they suck as bad as the "journalist"

>>389158026
Just like Sonic Mania rite?

>>389158086
you werent allowed to refund sonic mania since they bundled it with an older sonic game, and if you played >2hrs of that it disqualified both

>>389146646
>>389147614
>duck
>okay

>jump
>okay

>dash
>I can't jump high enough
>oh, previous thing said hold down longer to jump higher
>still can't jump high enough
>try again
>try it off the previous block
>still not high enough
>try again
>timing is tight enough that he does it but dashing just hits the pillar
you can clearly see he's following what the game said, but he's not doing it "just right" like the devs think is obvious... the devs are probably blind to the actual timing needed for this "basic tutorial" since they've already played the game for 100s of hours

>hurr durr, he should know it even if he's never played this before because other games are like this
>hurr durr social experiment
both sides look pretty retarded, but it also looks like the control scheme + this part of the tutorial are particularly strict, especially for a tutorial section

Hell, the next bit has that shitty "hold button to aim at angles" mechanic you find in old Metroid games

>>389158375
It wasn't even playing Sonic 1 at all. Getting Sonic 1 bundled made the whole purchase list as older than 2 weeks and thus ineligible.

You're not gonna use the homing shot, right, /v/? You're not a shitter, are you?

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>>389153738
Nintendo killed platformers but the genre is far from dead

>>389149314
Imagine being this retarded.

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>>389158534
>Nintendo killed platformers
something tells me you're not actually bating and that oppinion makes me laugh

>>389158614
they were known for 2d platforms but they've systematically ruined credibility for the genre by failing to innovate and make an engaging side scroller

>>389158534
a boring game that sits on the laurels of its artstyle vs dong freeze and other nintendo classics with tight controls and great level design

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>boss rush garbage
>only 30 bosses
>gameplay is so shit that it consists of holding down the attack button while dodging shit
>shitty platforming sections
>microsoft
>"please buy our game we worked so hard on it and sold our houses :("
>chromatic aberration
>tumblr artstyle

No thanks.

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>>389158813
>innovate
>side scroller
I bet you're young. Probably never even played the classics.

>>389146572
I played it at gamescom and from what I saw it was pretty bad and boring. Only thing good about it is the art-style.

>>389157046
it is, and funny enough, assuming thats the angle they were going for, it does fit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmUsSN0tdo8

around those times, max flesicher created a system to overlay animation cells on top of model photos, allowing mixing of cartoon animation on 3d environments, heres a cartoon showing that technique:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIwUpvf2jXY

if i were to bet, they used a 3d model on purpose to imitate that technique.

>>389158465
Dean, youre fucking awful at your job. Get off this chinese knitting site and learn basic hand eye coordination skills

>>389158848
>t. never played Ori
also its not even just Ori that's great. there's also Rayman Legends
the only notable 2D side scroller Nintendo has made in years was DK Tropical Freeze.

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>>389158954

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Does this game have any phenomenal extra-ordinary fellows in it?

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>>389159129
why yes indeed it does!

>>389146572
All I can think of when I see this game is "Reddit".

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>tfw cuphead comes out on my birthday

I can't wait!

>>389159059
Well that's actually pretty cool then, thanks for the info.

>>389159036
thinking a game can't be innovated because it's genre is silly. genres need evolutionary steps to advance upon itself. when something is seen as the "definitive of its genre" we should expect something better to come along and developers should deliver
otherwise we'd still be thinking FF7 is the best JRPG ever made

>>389159059
>cinecolor
who the fuck are they?

>>389146646
Y is a strange button choice for air dashing.

>>389156664
>and now more people realize that 'professional' just means 'getting payed for doing something' instead of 'being very good at doing something'
/v/ is very educational in between all the shitposting

Here's the article the guy wrote about it:
https://venturebeat.com/2017/08/24/cuphead-hands-on-my-26-minutes-of-shame-with-an-old-time-cartoon-game/

>>389159237
What's the deal with the chromatic aberration? It looks like shit.

Is it Xbox exclusive or can I play it on Steam?

>>389159728
http://store.steampowered.com/app/268910/Cuphead/

>>389159728
It's on Steam and Gog.

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>>389159868
>>389159913

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>that music

>>389146646
These people are going to rate the game 4/10 because it's too "unintuitive"

>>389158954
don't you ever get tired of posting the same thing?

>the bloodborne of platformers

>>389159429
I never said sidescollers couldn't be innovated underaged-kun. The way you're talking however seams to imply you think sidescrollers are a new thing and devs have to "innovate" past that. In actuality theres is nothing wrong with a well formulated and perfected game, theres no reason to "innovate" if all the experimentation is done and the creators can simply pull form that knowledge to produce an absolute result.
This is why nobody will take your opinions seriously. You can reply more but I won't reply anything else.

>>389159115
>Not Hollow Knight

>>389159572
> Of course, I expect the final game to have a lot more emphasis on gameplay over story, as the designers of the game — Chad and Jared Moldenhauer — are known for that style with their previous game, Super Meat Boy, from 2010.

What the fuck.

>>389160126
it could be both

>>389159595
im sure they are beefing it up for the screenshots

looks like theyre selling a shitty platformer side scrolling shooter with a cool quirky artstyle.. ill pass unless i hear fervor for it. im sick of games being sold on their graphic style alone.

>>389160297
Everything this man seems to do is egregiously incompetent.

i hope they put in an achievement for successfuly doing air dash in tutorial

>>389146572
by playing enjoyable games, what are you stupid or something

>>389160113
no i'm saving that sidescrollers as a whole have basically been in a slump for years, and Nintendo has kept pushing that standard by releasing formulated trash with poor level design and mechanics that have been the same for 3 console generations
games need to innovate especially if they're an old genre
>In actuality theres is nothing wrong with a well formulated and perfected game, there's no reason to "innovate"
are you telling me you buy every instalment of the masterful series that is the New Super Mario Bros?
This is why nobody will take your opinions seriously.
triggered much? fucking swear you Nintenbros have been eating shit for years, the only reason why Nintendo games get good scores because reviewers are scared of angering you autists

>>389146572
> /v/ completely shitting on a game before it's even out

>The sky is blue

>>389160885
factually incorrect the sky can be a number of colors

So aside from Cuphead, what other good modern Run n' Guns are there?

>>389161086
viewtiful joe

>>389161086
alien hominid

>>389161086
The only recent one I can think of is Umbrella Warriors, which is in development by a guy over at /agdg/. https://twitter.com/herr_jak/status/901509001749434370?s=09

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I want to fug Cuphead devfu.

/v/ shits on most games before release.
Even after release.
/v/ is a contrarian haven, you should know this.

>>389147724
You average person usually has more than one arm.

>>389146646

Ligit triggered.

/v/ only gets hyped for games that have pre-rendered cinematic trailers.

This one has trailers showing gameplay, so /v/ can't be delusional about its quality.

>>389155315
Are you really this much of a graphics whore?

>>389155286
>implying their performance would magically improve on PC
Shitters will remain shit.

>>389155434
God this show was depressing

>>389155434
His relatable comics gave him hundreds of thousands of followers while his more original content didn't.

It sucks, but that's how life rolls sometimes.

>>389146572
ITS 2017 AND THIS GAME HAS NO ONLINE COOP

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?

it got delayed multiple times and they STILL havent included online coop

>>389151824
it´s caused by lenses not beeing as good as today/supported by software to correct it.

>>389161451
>those pants
FUCK

>>389164570
They will patch it in at a later date.

>>389146572

I haven't seen such manufactured hype surrounding a shitty indie game since NMS.

>>389146646
Quality journalism at work

>>389157968
What isn't fucking wrong with Blow?

>>389148134
This is actually done on purpose, not only to show every aspect of the game but to get people mad to show how easy the game is after all the "hard" complaints

>>389164923
source? I want this to be true

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>>389148134
>>389146646

While he is clearly extremely poor at video games, I'll agree with him when he says his death when he jumped into the canopies was unfair.
I'm not a fan of enemies popping randomly into the screen without any warning.
If the leaves were shaking or you could see a shadow before the enemy appeared it would be fair.
The enemies from the sides are perfectly fine because you are always in the middle of the screen.
But the ones from the sky are pure random hits

I'm not saying it's not fine for this game.
It's a part of the difficulty you just need to learn to play around.
But it's not exactly brilliant game design.

Game looks fun - Can't wait to play it co-op with my gamer buddy.

>>389166204
best indie dev so far

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>advertise the game with co-op play as the selling point
>dont have online co-op
???

>>389166248
source: cuphead shills

>>389158465
How retarded do you have to be not to get what it's telling you to do in at least the first 3 trys. Have you never played a platformer before? Or do people that think this just lack these basic problem solving skills?

>>389160050
More like too "uninclusive". It's Polygon after all

>>389146646
This is bad tutorial design. It says hold button to jump higher, and displays a taller block to clear. Common sense states that if the low jump cleared the shorter block then the high jump should clear the taller block.

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=IUm-DYGOWu4

>game has the same mechanics any platformer with bosses ever
>wow so hard truly the dark souls of platformers

I don't know why this game is attracting so many retards. Must be the artstyle attracting hipsters

>>389158465
literally no excuse, you are a game journalist, you play videogames in order to write about the game or are you telling me you never touch the game you write about?
kys Dean, I would do a much better job than you

>>389168574
>says to use the dash move with a literal arrow showing the spot you need to start at and the direction you need to go
Fuck off Dean

>>389168574
And then you try it once and see that it doesn't work. Then you see that it's telling you to use dash to get over the taller block and then do that.

>>389146646
>Y is charge
What

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>>389161286
umbrelladev has serious skill from previous gamedev experience, i'm enjoying his demo more than i've ever enjoyed gunstar heroes. if you actually like run and gun games you'll buy his game instead of cupshit

>>389150007
>>389155120
Better question, why didn't he build a bridge with the logs he used to make that house?

>>389150007
>because I missed something behind and I couldn't return to it. Playing with the constant pressure of not forgetting anything lest I miss it for good was too much and I dropped it


how are people this much of a faggot. you ruined RPGs and basically all games

>I can't get 100% in a single playthrough this game is TRASH

yeah, well your life is trash. Look at your trash can right now, it's taking much more risk than you ever will

>>389146646
That was painful to watch.

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>>389158534
Ori had great presentation, but actually rather bland gameplay.

Fight me!

>>389166656
How about the other end of the doorknob? That's still cold hard metal.

>>389147532
>that dodge at 0:09
nice

>>389167914
Online co-op is the saddest thing ever.

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>>389146646

How the fuck did it take him like eight fucking failed tries before he even attempted to climb on top of the other block? That's worse than I'd expect from a five-year-old.

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>>389146646

>"I was just pretending to be retarded! F-fooled you!"

>>389147532
Now to be fair, this is the second room in the game. The guy could be getting used to the controls.

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>>389169690
yeah the demo is great. a shame it's so easy in its current state though. can't wait until it comes out

>>389146646
these are the people who developers are making 2 hour long tutorials for

>>389171014

This fucking baby somehow has a job reviewing games.

Has had for EIGHTEEN YEARS. When he can't play at even a preschooler level.

>>389171312
>has a job reviewing games.
He does not.

>>389147532

You guys are mean but this is actually an armless, legless, blind, dumb guy playing using Kinect voice recognition ;_;

>>389171364

"Dean Takahashi is lead writer for GamesBeat at VentureBeat. He has been a tech journalist for more than 25 years, and he has covered games for 18 years."

>>389146646
And this is why Western games are built super easy with lots of hand holding....

>>389155436
The chromatic abberation applying to the individual character layers instead of the entire image as a whole is a little jarring.

Unless that was actually something that happened do to the refraction of the individual panes of glass on the multiplane photo unit.

>>389171608
Okay?

>>389171608
covering games doesn't mean reviewing them, it just means writing boring spec articles that regurgitate objective information from PR statements

>>389171721
Here he is doing a game review. Begone fucking shill
https://venturebeat.com/2017/08/08/hellblade-senuas-sacrifice-review-a-terrifying-journey-into-madness-and-faith/

This game looks incredibly fucking boring

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>>389146646

>>389159059
>>389157046

False. Go to their blog. They actually made a phyiscal tower for the boss.

>>389172647
Wait, really? Do you have a link for that?

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>>389147804
>It's a girl playing

Fuck off /r9k/, that's a guy playing.

>>389150530
No, not really. Traditional animation techniques wouldn't have used cameras in situations that would lead to chromatic aberration. Look up the effect itself and why it happens, or just watch any old Merry Melodies cartoons, which are part of the style Cuphead is emulating.

>>389148564

In this case wouldn't the effect be to emulate a CRT that has run its course?

>>389146572
Will this game have Denuvo?

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>>389172647
>>389172836
Found a tweet. Very cool.

https://twitter.com/StudioMDHR/status/613882892658343936

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>>389172836

https://www.faceshit.com/studiomdhr/photos/a.245452652287954.1073741827.227114520788434/486644588168758/?type=3&theater

>>389173756
Link doesn't work.

>>389171061
>durr i've never played an FPS be4 but im gamez journalist

>>389174053
>faceshit

replace it with "facebook"

>>389174274
Oh, dur.

>>389146646
they do this on purpose for page views

>>389151117
this is physically painful to look at

>>389147942
Blow is actually good at games. Youtube jonathan blow storytime. He's good at 1001 spikes and steven's sausage.

>>389161451
guaranteed she did not write a single line of code

People liked how it looked until they showed the platforming, and added the terrible chromatic aberration filter. Also, it took too long.

>>389147532
>FPS on a console.png
I appreciate that Doom didn't water itself down on console with autoaim but consolebros need the assistance. Should have just been PC only.

>>389161451
Damn I want those cups on my head.

>>389175659
His sensitivity was obvious too high. FPS on console isn't superior compared to PC but you should have the acquired knowledge to change the settings that fits your skills if you play FPS on such a thing.

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>>389146646

>>389158954
>gameplay is so shit it consists of holding down the attack button while dodging shit
Sounds pretty good to me

>>389175659

It actually plays great on console. If you're used to using a pad of course. That "journalist" was just utter shit and would be just as shit with mouse and keyboard.

>>389168574
No, common sense stats that if that didn't work and right above it it says "Dash Y" with an arrow pointing over the pillar then you try that

>>389158465
Except for the fact that it tells you to dash over it. But lets ignore that right Dean?

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>buying a racist game

https://youtu.be/rBk8mmFGOSQ

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>>389166656

>that píc

The guy complaining about the products surely don't have a child. If he had, he would know the potencial these litle stupid fuckers have to get hurt.

I had to turn the stair in a slide on the frontdoor, because my cupcake for two times got inside running, stomped, and hitted her face in the ground. Children are retarded.

>>389170274

At least the other side will just hurt a little, not fit inside her eye.

>>389178540

>podcast made by women
>they already start by shouting leftist buzzwords

Fuck off. Why are you even listening to that crap?

>>389172647
well, Thats even more impressive! they really implemented that technique, not emulated it.

>>389178540
So its racist because some cartoons were racist in the past.

Women for you right there

>>389147804
Nu-male

>>389146646
Cuphead review:

+ Nice visuals

- Too hard
- Mechanics are archaic for today's standards
- The tutorial tried to mansplain its controls and it literally raped me

Final score:
7.1/10