>numerous PR people working for Sega have made fun of him

>>389111297
>pic
why did he do this

>>389111383
He thinks semen is limited

>>389111383
To recycle his sperm

>>389111383
He recycles his semen because he doesn't want to run out of sperm.

What the fuck

>>389111383
I think it's because cumming and throwing the semen away is seen as wasteful, at least in some christian circles. There was even a song saying that the load you blew could've been a doctor or a lawyer or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_jjK48fpYQ

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>>389111596
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>389111442
>>389111494
>>389111551
given some of his other adventures that's almost disappointing

>>389111569
Actual seminary grad here. No Christian sect or denomination (fringe or mainstream) believes that about sperm, to my knowledge. Chris is just that retarded.

>>389111569
you mean "every sperm is sacred"? that's monty python lol

>>389112180
chris is a big fan of monty python, what a coincidence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULDGgv35otw

He drinks his own semen now? I thought he had hit rock bottom but he just keeps on going.

>>389112249
Honestly wouldn't surprise me if he thought Holy Grail was historical fact

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>You know what i like?
>CAKE!

>>389112351
>now

>>389112351
He hasn't done it for years. Right now, as outlined in >>389112258 , he's been freezing his semen in the kitchen freezer so as to impregnate himself with his own daughter when his taint wound "vagina" is fully formed.

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>>389111596

>>389112795
But thats not how that shit works since he got no uterus

>>389112795
I see. I don't follow him that closely and these threads do get deleted pretty fast so I'm not very up to date with him.
Has he said anything about Sonic Mania?

>>389112928
Tell him that

>>389112965
I wonder if anyone has actually tried telling him that. Or pretended to be a doctor and gave him fake medical advice telling him his ideas were correct and what he wanted to hear to see how much crazy shit he could talk Chris into.

>>389111297
MY NAME IS NOT