ITT: Autistic things you do when playing vidya. Whenever I'm

I play as a sniper based character or class whenever I can.

I play video games.

>>389102363
I grind for lengthy periods of time.

>someone is playing a video game
>in game character gets hurt
>person playing says "uh ow?!" or some variation of it as if they got hurt

I started to notice this shit a few years ago and now I can't possibly unhear it and it pisses me off every single time now.

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I always spare hot female bosses. If I can't spare them, I download a mod to do it, or refuse to play the game any further.

i do a pretend lets play commentary in my head

>>389102363
Star Wars Battlefront 2015? Are you excited for the next game in 2 months?

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>>389102363
>any game but mostly rpgs
>character gets hurt
>flinches and mimic the sound of pain they make

Fuck.

>>389104406
You're not serious, are you?

>>389102363
In Sonic Mania I like to move Sonic's head up and down in time with the music.

>>389104495
Well memed my friend, was looking forward to upvote this :^))))))

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On numerous occasions, I've started a game only to realize I don't like it, but felt compelled to get all the achievements anyway. The Last Door would be a recent example. Everything except the soundtrack is just boring as shit, or worse; the graphics, in particular, are just offensive. But I started the game so I had to 100% it.

This doesn't mean I have to 100% complete every game I play. If 100% completion is unreasonable, I won't attempt it, but I have to actively ignore the achievements list or I'll be tempted to waste a ton of time on it. And if I do think I can reasonably get 100% completion, having an incomplete game will annoy the shit out of me until it's done.

There are several games (Hard Reset, Shadow Warrior, Spec Ops: The Line) in which I effectively have every achievement except the one for beating the game on the hardest difficulty, and that's the worst. In the case of Spec Ops: The Line, it's just because playing the game would be too tedious. I'm sure I'll do it someday. But for Hard Reset and Shadow Warrior, beating the game on the hardest difficulty level is just lightyears beyond any other achievement because the hardest difficulty doesn't have checkpoints. I'm tempted to try using Cheat Engine on Hard Reset just to get the achievement unlocked, because the second-hardest difficulty level (which does have checkpoints) was the fucking limit of what I could ever accomplish. Making it even harder AND removing mid-level checkpoints is just evil. But I still want the achievement because the game is literally 98% complete right now.

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What if we're all dead, and this is hell?

>>389102363
The only time I acknowledge my family is when I interact with an NPC and they say something involving interacting with their family.

>Gotta have max health gotta have max hp
>If im not completely steamrolling the enemies I get this weird feeling like I've fucked up the whole game

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you think that's stupid? you are like babby, watch this:
>in Simpsons hit and run, I'd steal a school bus and pretend I was a public city bus with bus stops due to my obsession with public transit as a kid
>in smash Bros melee, I pretended the characters were Avengers type heroes fighting villains with a storyline.
>at one point the villains were barney and chica from PBS kids
>in overwatch since we talk on team voice chat, I pretend we're actually the heroes in the game communicating through headsets like in the Avengers movies

>>389106791
4cham is heaven anon

I researched literally everything I could in XCOM2, even Breakthrough's I no longer needed, just to do it. It took me 25 days to get magnetic weapons (average was like 70 or 90), but took 200 days to get Beam weapons (compared to 120 odd average). I'm pretty autistic re min-maxing too which is why I don't play pokemon any more.

>>389102363
Didn't the first two battlefronts do the same thing with the heroes? Why does such a thing bother you?

>always start conversations behind the npc just to see if the devs drew a backsprite
>also so I can watch the main character waste more time by walking back around to the front

Obsessively choose every single dialogue option while speaking to NPCs, just to make sure I haven't missed anything.

>>389104406
kek, may I ask why?

>>389104495
I think a lot of people do this, especially when playing single player games. I'll mentally explain things to a friend who isn't there.

>>389102363
I jump on fucking everything. Usually in MMOs. I don't know why I have this compulsion, but I do. I like standing on tables, railings, boxes, whatever.

Recently I played TORtanic and learn that it's extremely easy to get bugged and stuck if you jump on the wrong thing. The /stuck command doesn't work, and if you're F2P you can't put in a support ticket. Fucking TORtanic.

I find it hard to play Rpgs if I can't have a party or atleast summon something
it makes me feel less lonely

>>389104406
SJW cuck detected.

I always use the characters' canon name in games that ask to enter the name. If I don't know it, I look it up.

In games that ask me to name my file, I always use the game's name, abbreviated.

When I play Majora's Mask, I almost always free all of the lands of their curses in the same 3-day cycle before fighting Majora.

>>389104495
I do the same

>>389109812
Hah I'm the same way after learning about WOW wall jumping years ago I try it in every game, mmo or not just in case, I also have a strange obsession with trying to fit or squeeze into places that people normally wouldn't think of going like behind bookshelves or something equally crazy

>>389109998
How? I thought she's hated anything remotely "hot" or sexy theyre all fat fucks

>>389109882
The same unless the party are just personality less goons who exist only to soak up health. I need a team that interacts with each other.

>>389110157
Sjws*

Sometimes I get into it, and when shooting or killing npcs I imagine their deaths more thematically. Voicing it in my mind. Like blood gurgling, groans, last words, etc. Same with explosions, crashes, any sort of action.

I like rng.

Not like for loot and bullshit 0000000.1%chance to drop shit, I love rng when it comes to combat shit like
>1% to resurrect instantly on death
>5% for wacky shit to happen on any spell cast
>20% to cast random spell not belonging to your normal class

>>389110376
Fuck what's that one game with super detailed death sounds, one of the medal of honors? You'd fucking love it

During cutscenes I like to adjust the camera angle like if it's a movie

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>>389106486
If you don't mind me asking what is your life like? If you were to clean your kitchen would you be there for hours scrubbing each inch? Were you the kid that allways read ahead of the class?

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>playing multiplayer game
>imagine it's a hugely popular esports game and I'm a star in an important match
>don't even watch esports

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I just grinded roughly 16 hours straight to get LR goku from scratch. Yes all for a shitty mobage

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>>389107564
>in Simpsons hit and run, I'd steal a school bus and pretend I was a public city bus with bus stops due to my obsession with public transit as a kid>my obsession with public transit as a kid

>>389106275

Kek, I do this. But its usually when I'm waiting on something. Like waiting for a boss window to open to dish out some damage.

I'm compelled to buy and play games if it has even the smallest hint of, I guess enemy infighting, shit like charm spells or confusion or simply friendly fire, I absolutely love it when I can just stop and watch 2 enemies duke it out then kill the winner

>>389110850
Same.

>>389104495
I do this with sports games. I turn the commentary off and do my own announcing. It only takes like three matches to hear every possible audio clip and it ruins my immersion, so I just have my own.

>>389102363
I repeatedly have the same cycle of thought, usually negative throughout my sessions for hours at a time. A lot of times its about an argument I had with somebody and it ranges from a week to several months ago

When I'm playing an RTS, I do avsolutely everything I can to keep my guys alive, even if it implies abandoning a position or wasting abysmal ammounts of ressources.

I don't know why I'm doing it. I guess it's because some part of me goes "Hey, those guys will go through horror and pain just so the mission can be accomplished, and they're completely relying on you to guide them the whole time."
So somehow I guess I feel responsible for my soldier's lives, especially infantry.
On the other hand, when I know a vehicle is unmanned, I will send entire suicide legions on the enemy base.

>>389104495
I do this with my life. I pretend I'm making a documentary about my average day and that a bunch of people will think it's interesting.

>>389105495
I do this too. Its hilarious

>>389102363
>Third person shooter with Regen health
>Pretend that "getting hit" is actually the bullets just getting REALLY close to you so that you need to take a break from combat and let your perception come back so that you can dodge the bullets again
Works in gears of war and uncharted, not in GTA/Max Payne because those games have bullet decals. Also, they have health packs but the point still stands. It's hardly believable to control a character that's riddled with bullet hold and still sprinting and aiming at full speed and strength

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>>389104406
I feel sad when I have to kill female bosses. But I've never mod dedicated game because of that.

>>389107564
sweden roleplayer

>crane my neck to see around corners in shooters
>full body tilt while making sharp turns in racing games
>move my controller closer to the console if I'm trying to move faster in any game whatsoever

>>389102363
When ever I'm playing melee and just comboing CPUs I like to pretend I'm beating the top 5 at evo. Like the whole crowd is cheering my name and the commentators are going nuts.

i actually think i know the ways of betting in CSGO FeelsBadMan

>purposefully miss turns in gta/racing just so I can do that sick brake swerve
>usually just ends up with me ramming into pedestrians and other cars

>>389111872
roulette more specificaly

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>>389104495
>>389109628
>>389110007
>>389111179
>>389111269
>having a conversation with yourself

Jesus, how have you not killed yourselves already?

>>389104380
my friends and I do that all the time. we just laugh at eachother and call eachother autists.

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>>389102363
I start making up wild stories nd lives for my characters in games without much or any interaction at all with other characters.

>playing Legend of Grimrock 2
>my heroes are He-man, Trixie Tang, Renamon, and Venallope
>have conversations between them, completely out of character
>He-man's an asshole and full of himself
>Trixie's a bookworm and hates He-man with passion
>Renamon's only in it for the treasure
>Venallope I can't recall
>constantly arguing
The one conversation I remember was about He-man talking in third person and it was agrivating everyone

>>389112092
The conversations I have with myself are far more engrossing than anything I experience with family or coworkers so I really don't mind it so much.

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>>389112215
God damn. That's autistic.

I guess it's not really autistic since I'm sure there's plenty of people who think the same but I would rather attack faster than harder like I'd rather do 1 damage 20 times than do 20 damage all at once

>playing ARMS or EA UFC 2
>during fights, when i dodge with my character I bob and weave IRL

>>389102363
I am constantly moving when playing rocket league. Leaning and turning in my chair and shit. It's pretty bad really since my chair squeaks and it's just constantly squeaking when I play.

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Inventory micromanagement

Obsess over poison/DoT effects.

Even if they're not particularly useful. I'd go with a weaker weapon if it had poison on it.

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>>389111491
What the fuck is that awful looking app

>>389112392
Runescape was the worst for me
>never ever took food or potions because I always thought it was a waste of space for other loot
>always kept random niche trinkets in my inventory I loved in wow even if it was completely fucking useless for the zone I was in just In case I wanted to use it
>3 different sets of armor in Terraria on the off chance I feel like switching damage types

>>389104380
I get unreasonably angry when my friends fire their guns randomly. I' be playing PUBG so it's tense and a lot of listening for enemies.

So we'll hear a gunshot and take cover, but it was just Evan. Fucking Evan, firing his gun by accident or something. Once we legit got shot while in a car and pulled over and took cover and went battle stations. After a few minutes he confessed it was him and he want to see if you could shoot friendlies in a car. Yes, you can.

I was fucking around on a bike and my mate wanted to shoot out the tires to troll me or something. He shot my character and I was so mad that he damaged my health bar with his ineptitude that I sperged out and downed him in retaliation. Then revived him, but he talked shit and shot me again so we had this awkward as fuck thing if shooting eachother and reviving eachother.

>>389112682
that's wht you get for playing a meme game

>>389112856
It's also what you get for being an actual autist and not just going "Hey that was a real dick move but I won't do it again if you won't"

>>389112529
You too?
>waste time poisoning enemies and bosses then running around just so I can watch them slowly die from it

>>389109628
I do this. I get ready to explain to a friend that is gonna come over features of the game.

Except they never come over because games are online nowadays, or if we meet up it is gonna be with wife and kids.

>>389110457
I take it you Wabbajacked the shit out of everything in Skyrim?

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>>389112312
I talk out loud too when I'm alone, so this is me talking to myself out loud pretending to be these four people arguing with each other.

Pic related, I used it for He-man's portrait

>>389109812
If I am waiting in any MMO I just compulsively climb statues and shit.

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>>389108467
>which is why I don't play pokemon any more.
>tfw to autistic for Pokemon
I didn't even know that was possible. Bravo, anon.

If a game has a map that has a fog of war effect concealing all the points of interest and land features, I will walk/run every inch of that map until all the dark areas are gone.

>>389113138
Yep pretty much
>wabbajack forsworn
>watch the new daedra kill the rest effortlessly

>play vanilla wow private server
>buy a journal and write into it in 1st person pretending I'm my character
>recap all the events that happen while leveling, excluding stuff like death so it seems like narrative similar to the hobbit.
>quickly have to write down notes in dungeon so I can correctly retell story after we have finished
>create my own OC lore to explain stuff like people whispering me across the continent

>>389110608

Nah, not really. I'm not super OCD about achievements, I just like things to be finished if they're started. But I'm not going to do something that's totally unbearable. And I actually avoid cleaning which is why my house is a mess.

Side note: I also refuse to play a sequel without playing the original game.

>>389113391
You must be good at rts

>>389110885
I get off on Talent Trees, or character builds.

A game with a tame build system I'll just drop. Like Kingdoms of Amalur, their builds were too vanilla, like +5% two handed damage.

Path of Exile excited me, but everything is just +1% so that is a waste.

Loved World of Warcraft's system early on.

What else has good trees?

since I grew up with shitty internet and still have, I act like multiplayer games vs ai are vs online players

I never wear helmets in games because I used to play a fuckton of sports and would always get sweat in my eyes

>>389113848
Kinda sorta sorcerer king it's basically civilization but with a focus on combat, the I treat the tech tree as a character tree since it's mostly for increasing the size strength and abilities of your army

>>389111267
I literally dropped Pikmin, which I was enjoying, because the sound of pikmin dying made me feel like a broken veteran who saw too many men go down.

>>389113848
I hear guild wars 2 has a great skill tree

I always keep the starting weapon/armor/units just in case towards the end they get some special upgrade

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>whenever playing an RPG I carry around a set of normal clothes to switch into when I'm in a town
>visited all the inns in Oblivion and reviewed them out loud like I was medieval hotel critic

Every time i die in Quake Champions I violently shake my head, fist or any part of my body. Even if it's a situation where I was disadvantaged and 99.99% likely to die. My roommates have noticed and it's time for me to stop being retarded

I love playing as NPCs. If a game gives me the option to play as an npc (like the ghost power in Kirby) it will be the only thing I use.
If I see that there are any mods that do this I am willing to jump through a bizarre amount of hoops to make that happen.
The weirdest part is that I really like the weird, janky controls that come with it.

I also like to possess enemies to make them my friends. If I'm forced to kill them I get upset.

Whenever I die in a game I touch a part of my face, I don't know why I do this.

>>389114805
If you havnt heard of it get tales of maj'eyal it comes with a possessor class that's so fucking amazing
>possess multi hued dragon
>obliterate everything up to the final boss
>even if it did die I still had 4 others in reserve

>>389102363
>see how long i can close my eyes for in a really stressfull section or tense multiplayer game

i do this sometimes when i drive too

If a game has a unique defensive mechanic like a parry, just guard, or perfect dodge, I will purposefully throw fights to fight a boss or enemy so I can fight them enough to figure out the timing for their attacks. It makes me feel like I've won "correctly" if I had a strong offense and a flawless defense. This basically kept me at the bottom of the barrel in 3rd strike because I tried to parry 90% of the time. I probably also lost 90% of the time.

>>389114805
Any games you know where you can possess enemies and actually keep them through levels? I always hate having to abandon my body/new allies at the end of a level

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Back when I played Halo, I had a headcannon that the spartans I played in multiplayer was the same character going through time, although this had exceptions and got even more autistic over time.

Halo 1-3: Same spartan
Halo Reach: Different spartan since they canonically die in the campaign.
Halo 4-5: Another different spartan who is the diametric opposite of my old spartan because I don't like these games nearly as much.

I play a lot of Madden and Draft Champions so when I get sick of listening to music while playing, I'll commentate during the entire game. Also, to keep the game interesting I like to pretend I'm a successful GM who goes from one team to another and setting them up for championship runs. I'll also keep track of the last time I gave up a TD, a hundred yard rusher, etc. Keeping random records or breaking them helps me play it without losing interest.

>>389102363
>Autistic things you do
post overused normie meme frogs on 4chan

In Rts or tower defense games I'll always throw in a super weak unit or tower into the mix for no reason just to see how long it'll last and see how much damage it'll do

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>>389114960
You're a pretty cool guy, anon.
>>389115080
Off the top of my head,
Star Wars Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy through console commands
Oni if you beat the game first
Gmod has a lot of mods that do this (though none of them get the fast zombie right)
Skyrim has some mods that do this (poorly)
Megaman A Day in the Limelight you get to play as robot masters, though it's not really the same
I know there's more but that's all I got for now

>>389102363
I took 6 hours to make the Flood "win" vs the Covenant defenses in Two Betrayals when you have to steal a Banshee.
Then I walked over to the remaining rocket flood and willingly died for the hive.

I love controlling individual units in tactics games.
I bought that ultimate epic battle simulator game (total garbage btw) and both the battalion wars games for that sole reason.

I resume the plot of the game up to that point to someone that isn't there.

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>>389112567
Dark mimi best

>>389115897
There's Dungeon keeper 2 and the possess ability but its only for possessing your own units and not enemies unless you convert them first

In Euro Truck I name my save files after the city I most recently passed and the next city on my way so if I'm mid way between Cologne and Munich it would be called (Köln-München). Also I play Euro Truck.

>>389102363
I pretend im showing a friend when im doing something and talk to them about the lore or something
I also have extended dialogue with the characters in my head It helps when the roleplaying is shit like in fallout 4
I cant be anything but lawful good, and if i see anyone doing otherwise in even a youtube video, i am physically disgusted

>>389116405
my nigga
That's the funnest shit to do, I love that. Any recommendations other than what you listed?

>>389112362
I prefer the opposite.

>>389114678
Is there any game that actually does that?

>>389102363
I look up female NPC character skirts.

I put a gas mask on Piper in Fallout 4 because of my fetish.
It made the rest of the game a bit more tolerable desu

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>>389119894
>Gas mask
>Fetish

wat

I started talking myself to my head. Basically thinking in the second person. It's vidya relevant because I started doing so after playing Hotline Miami, where the chicken talks to you in a demeaning way.

>>389112092
Because it's the only way to have an intelligent conversation nowadays.

I used to pretend that, no matter the game, my character was James Bond.

Not vidya-related, but whenever I used to take a shit, I'd hum the Imperial March to myself and pretend I was Darth Vader taking a dump.

>>389119994
Not gas masks specifically, just women's faces being obscured by some mask or helmet.
Silent Hill's nurses or Catwoman's goggles when the artist draws them as opaque, for instance.

>>389119782
I think a few final fantasy games do it, fuck I know more but I can't think of them right now, cave story but that one is kinda bullshit
Some Diablo clone I've forgotten the name of

>>389102363
I speak English when I play games, while it's not my native language

>>389102363
I speak to my character and npcs out loud.
Sometimes I pretend like I am there in the game along with them and pretend to change the plot and what happens with my actions and what I do often giving myself magical powers or abilities.

>>389104380
I'll say "Ow" in a game out of habit if I'm into it and I haven't gotten hurt in a while. Don't know why.

>>389102363
I use my real name in any game where you have to name the MC. If the game has a character creator I try to get the MC's face as similar to mine as possible.
When I defeat a particularly challenging boss in any game I drop my control and raise my arms in victory.
When my team wins a Killing Floor 1/2 round I yell
If you have to name all the characters in your party (example: the Etrian Odyssey games) I name them after my family members and friends.

>>389104495
i used to do it out loud

>so in this part i do blah blah

then i started streaming on twitch and it was easy af to get into

would have been weird for people who see i have 0 viewers and come in to hear me talking to myself though

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>>389112306

I waste tons of time fucking around with the ai trying to get it into situations it has no clue how to handle
>nudge cars in gta without causing the driver to get out so I can watch it go crazy trying to find the road or suicide off a cliff
>try to trap enemies and see if it can make it out
>see if they can swim

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>>389112306
Hello my fellow INTP

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If I can fight with multiple spells/attacks I will always use the weakest/least expensive available and switch to the strongest when I get my ass kicked

>>389114678
yes cant think of them off the top of my head but yes they exist, i remember one game where if you keep the starter sword and hold onto it you get a quest and can make the weapon broken af.

In Fallout NV I position NPC bodies to look like they've been raped/tortured, its single handedly the most autistic thing I do in games.

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Got bored and created an alternate story in Melee with each character. The story was mainly about how Dr. Mario was this evil overlord/mad scientist and was trying to create an army of bad guys to conquer planets. The only thing that could stop him was a handful of rogue characters that banded together for a greater good

>Ganondorf was the presumed leader and thought to be main force behind the ( evil group ) the plot twist was it's actually Dr. Mario who was the main villain brainwashing him

>Mewtwo One of Dr. Mario's failed experiments, while very powerful this wasn't his " Perfect Celll " sorta speak but more or less a mutation of Ness, which is what he was trying to create

>Ness The psychic monster that Dr was trying to create finally perfected.

>Game & Watch This was Ness's shadow brought to life as a side-effect of experimentation while trying to ramp up Ness's power beyond it's limit.


>DK This was Dr.Mario's creation while trying to originally create a " Hulk " like warrior. The serum was highly unstable so he decided to test it on an ape first and this was the result.

>Marth A soldier with sworn loyalty to the doctor although it was certain if it was by choice or the doc's brainwashing methods

>Kirby This was one of the doc's earliest achievements in his research. This was how he was able to extract power from various warriors and fighters to help aid in his experiments

The Doc's 3 assassins

>Fox, Sheik, and their leader Capt Falcon. If he needed someone taken out quickly this deadly and loyal trio was his go to.

The good guys

>Bowser Originally was a bad guy but broke free from the Doc's lab and joined the resistance

>Samus She was the leader of the resistance and was the main influence of banding everyone together to stop Ganondorf/Dr.Mario.

>Falco An ex assassin of the trio mentioned above.

Other heroes that joined the resistance

>Link, Luigi, Pikachu, Roy, Yoshi, Ice Climbers

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I have only played games that I can masturbate to.
So I haven't played many games...
I've watched some but not play...
DOA X games can be kind of fun. Nier as well. Tomb Raider. Not the new ones... I'm no sadist.
Some japanese stuff. I like cartoon girls in paninees.
Lolipop chainsaw. Swimsuit samurai.
I feel so stupid... i just... don't want to play and not be able to cum if I feel like it..

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The only way I can play the game as a "game" (and not heavily roleplay) is to pretend I'm some sort of player-meta-god that got stuck in that videogame reality (basically I'm pretending that I'm playing a videogame). For example in Fallout 4 (Yeah, I know. I played NV for a 900 hours, but I have fun with F4 as a survival loot shooter, too) I can't force myself to take caps before my character learns that they are used as currency, or help the minutemen in Concord without "accidentally" setting up my fight with the raiders because why would somebody who just exited the vault just shoot a random group of people that are in a fight with someone. How do I know that they're good or bad? I'm just one guy/girl, why the fuck is this my problem and how can I possibly help?

In New Vegas I would blindly walk into all the ambushes because my character doesn't know about them.

So to know about the ambushes and know about the best loot and strategies, I need to pretend that my character has already know all of this by being in this game that I play.

>write long, in-character journals for various protagonists of single player games
>especially immersive sims or RPGs
I've got seven fucking pages for half the campaign of the latest Homefront game, and that's not counting the DLC.

I have a deep hatred for anything "meta" if anything in a multi-player or even single player game is considered part of the meta I will go out of my way to never use it until something takes its place

>>389124910
>seven fucking page
Oh wow, seven whole pages! Watch out everyone, this guy wrote SEVEN PAGES!
Fuck off, idiot.

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I spend minutes or even hours deciding a name for my RPG character while going trough long lists of Celtic, Norse or Slavic names, trying to find fitting names with special meaning.

>>389104495
It's fun to think out loud like that

I talk by myself about the game and pretend i'm talking about it to a friend of mine so next time we meet i can recommend it or not

Since i'm bad at conversations, "playing" them beforehand by myself has helped immensly. I sound way less tense when i talk about shit to my friends and people in general since i started doing that.

>>389102363
in tenkaichi 3 I'd make teams using goku and gohan in the frieza force armor and act out AU scenarios where they never lived on Earth, and go integrated into frieza's army like frieza and raditz

how exactly Gohan exists if Goku never met Chichi I never bothered to figure out. I just sort of assumed that no matter who the mother is, Goku's son would always be Gohan

I theorycraft build paths, skill sets, and loadouts for games that I haven't and never intend to play.