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>Monday rolls around >Go to FUCKING GAMESTOP for my launch

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>Monday rolls around
>Go to FUCKING GAMESTOP for my launch
>Store is packed to the brim with sports jacks and older male meatheads in tank tops
>WOOOO DESTINY AWRIGHT
>They're cracking skulls dancing like morons and partying about their new sports game
>I place my shades on and take my place in line. Arms folded across my flaming blue neon hawaiian shirt and cargo shorts attempting to drown out the meaningless neanderthalic drivel of the masses.
>As we're waiting one of them taps me on the shoulder.
>AY YO WHATCU HERE FOR MAN? GONNA PLAY SOME DESTINY RIGHT?"
>I scoff and lower my shades at the cretin. My eyes glare daggers that bear fangs at the lesser hoodlum. My lips purse and the words slowly slip out like a chilling breeze.
"Knack 2 Baby."
>Suddenly everyone goes silent.
>They all take a knee and forfeit their place in line. Generous. but not surprising.
>I stride up to the counter, wallet in hand passing by the once miscrient masses, now loyal serfs to my every whim.
>The cashier's eyes glaze over at my magnificence as she fishes out the deluxe box edition with pre-order sony themed bonus download code slips.
>H-here's your game sir.." Her hands tremble as her eyes widen awaiting my response.
>"Thank you."
>My words knock her off her feet as she faints behind the counter. The masses watch in sheer awe as my bag glows with a holy radiance and the divine package within my arms slowly fades from view as I leave the store doors behind in my wake.
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>>389090192
>Coming May 9th 2017
???
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>Japan Studio has spent the last few years working on Knack 2 instead of something else
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>>389090192
>My words knock her off her feet as she faints behind the counter

You have the Sexo rejexo hex too? Bummer.
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That's the best written green text I've ever had the pleasure to read.
Thank you kind OP, have fun with your game
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>>389090740
>Ape Escape 4 was planned since 3, but dropped for a number of spin offs, with most of them being mediocre
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>>389090740
It better be at least a 5/10 this time.
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is knack actually bad?
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>>389091472
The first is atrocious. Its boring, tedious, and badly coded so hitboxes and goalposts can actually be missed.
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>>389091542
And Knack 2 will be no different.
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>>389091673
It's going to be a mastapiece baby.
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I wonder what was Sony thinking

Knack 2 has enough problems on its own to sell after the disaster the first one was, so why put it together with Destiny 2? What do they expect, to triumph over it?
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>>389091748
Mastapiece of shit.
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>>389090192
Destiny launches on Tuesday midnight not Monday dumb fuck.
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>>389092003
So does knack
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>>389091542
>badly coded so ... goalposts can actually be missed
What does this mean?
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>>389092003
Depends on the area. Lots of places are doing monday launch for Labor day
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>>389092139
Goalposts, as in points that your data would autosave. It tends to negate/not read them and you lose more progress by dying
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>>389091920
I can already imagine Jimqustion does a step by step comparison of the 2 with a guest star in dunkey so they can go over the elaborate narrative of the human condition presented in Knack 2 while laughing at the sycophants celebrating spending roughly over 150$ over the corse of 3 years again and thanking bungie for the season passes and pre order Mardi Gras and commentate on the declining nature of the gaming industry before mentions Knack 2 and how it's a sign of hope. Good and evil, yin and yang.
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>>389091673
You can literally watch gameplay on youtube.The quality of the game is already known.
>>389091472
Knack 1 is meh as fuck, and 2 looks to be on par with the lego games
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>>389092160
>Depends on the area. Lots of places are doing monday launch for Labor day
No they aren't
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>>389090610
>eurofag
Just kill yourself honestly
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>>389092907
Uh yeah. They are. My area has a special event at 9PM near the chinese theatre location. I've already pre-ordered and am going with several friends.
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>>389091472
Yup. Even if the game weren't shithouse the performance would still make it unplayable
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>>389092983
Show me proof that there are places releasing Destiny 2 Monday night
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>>389090740

Japan studio is the biggest Sony studio and has a bunch of teams. We don't know what Toyama's team is working of example, or the team that worked with From on Bloodborne that also made Tokyo Jungle. Concern troll elsewhere retard.
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>>389092983
Event. sure.
but they sure as fuck ain't going to hand you a copy of the game until midnight.
Events happen all the time for the launch of games.
Bungie had them for ever Halo game baring the first.
Cod has them all the time. final fantasy had a few. Hell The Evil Within had one at my gamestop.
But none of them let you purchase the game and leave the store until midnight.
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>>389092983
>>389093306
>no proof

Why did you lie about this what was the point? Are you autistic?
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>>389094005
The release date is the 6th meaning Tuesday at midnight. That autist swears he can get it on Monday. I have no idea what the point of lying about that was?
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Laughed me ass off at this.
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>>389090192
Mathewmatosis I know you're pretty famous now but Jesus fuck you need to reign in these delusions.
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>>389094208
>The release day is the 6th
>Image clearly says the 5th
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>>389094208
>My gamestop is doing ito X day so that means everyone is.

New Zealand here. Our release is also monday. Get fucked.
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>>389094427
The text that anon wrote in you mean? Show me proof it comes out on the 5th from a retail store or whatever.

>>389094627
We are talking American timezones faggot not Lord of the Rings time
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>>389094698
>Text wrote in
Are you fucking blind? Thats Gamefly. How long have you even been on /v/? A day?
https://www.gamefly.com/#!/games/all/comingsoon?pageindex=1
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>>389091472
1 was a fucking mediocre rushed launch title, 2 does look like fun though
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>>389091542
BUT MUH EXCLUSIVES
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>>389095181
Everywhere but gamefly says the 6th.
Gamefly allows you to purchase and rent it on the 5th. because it won't reach your home by that date when you by or rent it.
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>>389095607
>Because it wont reach your house
Gamefly has local pickup if you live within vicinity.
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>>389095181
Literally Bungies own mouth they say the 6th

https://www.destinythegame.com/

Gamefly clearly is full of shit which is why they are hemorrhaging money. Probably tricking autists into thinking they will get it that day. They even have a countdown on their site.
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>>389095764
Yeah, and?
The fucking site doesn't even register what you bought or decided to rent for about 24 hours. so you are not getting it on monday my dude.
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>>389090192
>*Runs you over with a Sparrow*
>*Dances on your corpse*
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Has anyone here seen a girl so beautiful you think her butthole has to smell like straberries? How could it smell any other way?
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>>389094208
You know some stores are known to break street date regularly, right?
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>>389096519
Yes. but not publicly announce it you fucking dunce.
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>>389094208
>>389095919
>>389095945

>Mom and pop store breaks street date and sells early
>Bungie can't do shit to them

Happens all the fucking time. How do you think X/Y got leaked out in an entire day before anyone had it? P5 was also leaked by some canadian store
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>>389096647
If they do it regularly then they don't have to publicly announce it, you fucking dunce.
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>>389096704
Well Gamestop did.
So they done fucked up.
and Destiny is a always online game so if someone does manage to get a monday copy of the game the will be right fucked when they learned that Bungie will ban any mother fucker trying to get in early.
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>>389097023
>and Destiny is a always online game so if someone does manage to get a monday copy of the game the will be right fucked when they learned that Bungie will ban any mother fucker trying to get in early
They wouldn't do that, because they could potentially ban a reviewer and get tons of bad press.
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>>389097107
I'm sure they are informed of what each reviewers Account is.
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>>389097519
You assume too much.
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>>389097584
You assume not enough.
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>>389097023
>and Destiny is a always online game so if someone does manage to get a monday copy of the game the will be right fucked when they learned that Bungie will ban any mother fucker trying to get in early.
servers are whitelist only right now. they go public midnight new zealand time
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>>389090192
>monday

but thats labor day nigger, games only release on tuesdays
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>>389090740
>Knack 2 will end up being Japan Studio's best selling game ever (not counting BB because that's FromSoft)
>Sony will want Japan Studio to focus on Knack from now on
>Japan Studio will just turn into the 'Knack guys' who only make Knack sequels
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>>389091472
Yes. I had no problem with the Knack 2 demo though. Not my particular cup of tea but I'm sure people who like beat em up platformers would enjoy it.
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>>389096060
>Cabal Surveillance Reports
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>>389098263
Destiny 2 releases on wednesday
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>>389099079
The studio is pretty diverse, but at the same time, they can't seem to build a reputation for anything.
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>>389090740
Japan actually have been quite busy for the past couple years. They assisted in making several games e.g Gravity rush 2, Last Guardian, SotC remastered, Bloodborne etc and made two custom game engine, One for Fromsoft and other is for PSVR games
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>>389099672
>Tfw no Tokayo Jungle 2
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>9/5/2017
So it already came out four months ago?
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>>389090740
GR2 was released this year and everybody's golf like a week ago.
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Only reason Knack sold was it was a launch title
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>>389090740
>>389091217
>>389091542
>>389091673
>>389092000
>>389092235
>>389092640
>>389093293
>>389099079
>>389101869
Knack is literally /ourgame/. Get the fuck out of my board.
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>>389102464
/our game/
4chan isn't a hive mind shit lord.
It's your game and I along with most other like minded individuals will laugh our fucking heads off at you when this fucking thing doesn't even break 75 metacritic score.
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>>389102464
You might be mentally ill
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/OURGAME/
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>>389102464
Time to go back to Neofag.
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>>389104296
>neogaf screenshots spammer
How about you fuck off autistic drone.
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>he didnt preorder Knack 2
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