>In philosophy >Professor asks me about the concept of

>>389057253
>heh, nothingg personell, kid.

>>389057253
This is the cringiest thing I've read all this hour

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>>389057253
>this thread again

Post that one about that autist quoting Mass Effect at a funeral

>>389057378
well, it is philosophy

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>>389057486
glad as always to oblige my friends and neighbors

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>>389057378
You ain't seen nothing yet

>>389057676
This isn't that cringy

>>389057715
Now THIS is cringy
woah boy

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>>389057253

>>389057676
>>389057715
Ass effect mind

>>389057676
>>389057715
my sides

>In Intro to Political Theory
>Professor Page talking his mouth off about some wacky globalist crap
>Finally fed up with his shit
>stand up, adjust trench coat, push back shades
>walk up to professor
>"You've got 10 seconds to beat it before I add you to the list of NSF casualties."
>at first he's confused, then flies into a fucking rage
>take taser out of trench coat pocket, prod him with it repeatedly
>hits his head on desk on the way to ground, starts bleeding everywhere
>I get arrested and expelled

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>>389057253
>In cooking class
>Teacher asks me to bake something
>Take flour, eggs, etc
>Begin baking
>Remember my favourite show of all time (outside of Rich and Marty, of course): Cake B0ss
>I say it like "Hey B0ss!", the famous and hilarious quote from Pink Guy AKA Joji "Filthy Frank" Filthy Frank
>"Cake B0ss!"
>My baking becomes artistic
>I apply everything that Buddy Valestro has taught me
>My cake turns out beautiful and worthy of applaud
>Teacher is audibly impressed
>She cuts into the cake and her expression changes
>It's cardboard covered in frosting to look like a cake
>I laugh and shout as loud as I can "The cake is a lie!!"
>Rest of the class laugh, applaud and start wooping
>Get A+
Now I'm thinking with Portalz

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Today in Economics class I asked my teacher why the value of money couldn't change.

He just looked at me like I blew his mind. I think I'm going to be a stock broker.

>>389057253
It's a bad copypasta because he fails to explain to the professor what evil is.

>>389057965
>In Intro to Literature
>Professor asks me about what books i like
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Deus Ex
>"I'm not big into books"
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause

>>389057253
>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>Put on the spot, start panicking. But remember a certain quote from American Psycho
> You like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause
Killed them all with an axe.

>>389057253
I lol'd so fucking hard. Why is this so funny?

>>389057676
>the hungry never starve
So are they kept in a state of perpetual hunger for the rest of their existence?

>>389058262
It's
>I never was much one for books.

fucking newfag

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>>389057676
Jesus
>Some of them commented that it was nice
>it's the first time some of my relatives have ever looked at me with anything resembling

>>389057253
I've seen this post before

>>389058540
https://youtu.be/tAeBCUNVMwE?t=89
?

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>>389057676
>>389057715
Mother of god

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>>389057253
Witchercucks truly are the biggest autists.

>>389057253
Damn this meme is always making me so fucking uncomfortable. Was this greentext always an ironic shit or was it a serious post at some point ?

>>389058945
it's always been ironic, like the god is not dead pasta
don't think they'll make two movies out of that one

>>389058551
That filename

Please post more

>>389059401
>In Philosophy class
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>"So you have come this far, and still you understand nothing. Every light must fade, every heart returns to darkness!"
>Professor is confused, asks me to explain what I'm saying
>"Behold the endless abyss! Within lies the heart of all worlds: Kingdom Hearts! Look as hard as you are able. You'll not find even the smallest glimmer of light. From these dark depths are all hearts born. Even yours. Darkness conquers all worlds!"
>My dick is rock solid now, darkness overwhelming all other feelings
>Start running around class screaming "COME GUARDIAN" and "SUBMIT"
>Girls in class are screaming, guys laughing
>Campus security arrives, drags me out, get suspended

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>>389057253
>taking philosophy

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>>389057715

>>389058540
btfo by >>389058648

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>>389058012

>>389057253

>In pilot school
>wingman asks me what borders have given us
>put on the spot, I shoot down a dozen enemy aces and turn the tide of the war
>Belka looks stunned, Ustio gives me shit tons of credits

>>389059992
H-heh........ See you again, p-pal...........

I was at a holocaust memorial gathering and I was really gassy that day in particular. I ended up farting really loudly during a moment of silence.
Everyone just stared at me. So I just blurted out
"ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!"
Yeah well your stories are fake too.

>>389058060
Today in Economics class I told my teacher money is just a mother fucking piece of paper but it controlls sociedy.

He just looked at me like I blew his mind. I think I'm going to be a stock broker.

>>389057253
Bad quote though. There are obviously degrees of evil. Maliciously slapping someone is not as evil as killing them in cold blood, even though both are evil. Some times we are morally obligated to choose a lesser evil, and to refuse to do this is itself an evil.

>>389057253
that never happened.

How can people not recognize this pasta? It was extremely common when W3 released.

This isn't even an old copypasta, the number of new posters ITT is sad.

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>>389057715
>>389057715
every time

>>389062228
it's shocking really. i came in here assuming it's just a way to have a witcher thread, but the amount ot people taking this seriously is way too high