>work in a doctor in a vault city, minding my own business

>>389015661
The Master is great

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>Be me
>President of the Enclave
>Also a multiple-century-old high-tech supercomputer
>some 20 year old vault dweller tells me to kill myself
>I kill myself
>mfw

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>>389015661
>work in a doctor

>>389016502
You are what you do

>>389015661
How big are the doctors in vault city?

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>>389016502
>>389017974
fuck off assholes

>>389017974
Big for you

>>389017974
Very big for them

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>>389016264
>>389015661
>Be me
>Legate of the Legion and right-hand man to Caesar himself
>Brutal, merciless killer and scourge whose name alone strikes fear into the NCR
>plan my attack on the Hoover Dam for ages
>some random Courier tells me my plan is stupid and the Legion could never sustain the West and the East
>tells me that I should just leave
>mfw

>>389018004
If I take off that surgical mask will he die?

>>389018373
It might be very painful

>>389015661
>Brainlet hulk
Dude, the gen 1 super mutants were just as smart as any normal person. Just look at Neil or fawkes

>>389020492
Master's first mutants were raiders that entered the mariposa base. They were unpure and therefore were stupid. Master later realized this.

>>389020663
The fev didn't make them stupid though, which is what op says

>>389020715
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Richard_Grey%27s_audio_diary


"0173 - 0198

The few wanderers that have found their way here have been a disappointment to me. They can't seem to mutate correctly. The best I've been able to create are some big and dumb mutants. Most can recall nothing from before I initiated them into the wondrous Unity. I only feed on them for fuel, now. Their minds are nothing to me."

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>be me
>live with my old man who's the boss of a bunch of raiders
>raping and pillaging nearby settlements and holding up passing caravans
>some dipshit in a blue jumpsuit comes and kills my dad and the rest of my friends while we're chilling in our base
>be me like 80 fucking years later
>just trying to settle down in my old age by bumming off some local squatters
>some MOTHER FUCKER in the SAME CORNY ASS blue jumpsuit comes in and kills me and my men before i get to say the cool line i had prepared
>mfw

>>389021972
lol'd

>>389018306
The courier had some good points though. You do need 100 speech to even convince him

>>389020492
fawkes isn't even from the same batch, hes fucking orange.

>>389015661
Did you SERIOUSLY misunderstood a villain that much or are you just pretending to be oblivious?

>>389026154
It's supposed to be funny that he's relating to an evil villain and pretending that he was just misunderstood

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What the FUCK was his problem?

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JOIN

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DAI

>>389026609
Morons who keep forgetting their uniforms, obviously.

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>some poor young'un got all shot up at the local cemetery
>do my best to patch him up
>his face starts morphing before my very eyes and after a few minutes it stops
>judging by his looks i'd diagnose with were severe fetal alcohol syndrome but the poor sod has been through enough
>run some quick exams before i send him on his way, free of charge
>he slaughters everyone in my little community while his pip-boy plays old western songs, while he autistically screams 'BIG IRON' during the chorus