This fucker actually got this put on Nintendo's officia

>>388981891
It's not like he hasn't been involved with Nintendo before. He was in the 2015 NWC just because he was an e-celeb.

Nintendo's trying to appeal to all the kiddies who watch youtube let's players and shit, and Arin is arguably one of the most famous.

>>388981891
Literally who?

>>388981891
Well, he is popular with the manchildren after all.

>>388981891
If your beard does not make contact with your mustache, you have no business growing facial hair.

All you low-test pokemon and JRPG trash fans need to learn this now.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dk8W_E-cDlY

>>388981891
couldn't believe it this morning when I saw it. I mean I even like Arin but actually getting a commercial with Nintendo kinda rubs me the wrong way, not sure why.

>>388982038
Former costar of Jon "crack crack shoot the nigger in the back" Jafari

MetalGearAwesome 3 when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kgvd7Sz2iw
I actually like the guy, but this was painful to watch

>>388982406
It's just Shovel Knight

>>388983087
he looks like suzy

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>>388983087

>Looks better than his wife

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>>388982578
Good:
>Terry Crews
>Concept in of itself isn't a bad idea
>Race stuff didn't feel entirely inappropriate.
>Making Arin the "Greatest Freak Out Ever" guy is interesting I guess.

Bad:
>Arin looks like a fat slob and Dan looks like a barbie doll
>I don't know any of Arin's and Dan's character. I didn't even catch Dan's name until later on. >Things are going too fast, even Smosh gave their characters time to breath.
>Motivation Speech literally like, 5 minutes in to some character we are introduced to.
>Arin and Dan were better in other projects. Shit direction.
>The male announcer didn't intend to do anything bad, but is treated like a villain anyways. He didn't intend to show the freak out video in front of everyone
>Dan runs over and kills a possum.
>People have to pay for this shit

>>388981891
That was a pretty good trailer desu. I don't watch the game grumps but that was a well done video. His presentation has improved considerably.

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>>388982578
The writing had decent moments, like the whole micro-penis back-and-forth, but forced shit like the I DIDN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP joke felt terribly forced.

That, and Arin and Danny's execution and acting were terrible.

>>388981891
So has Mega64
https://youtu.be/ghEhI4CJjAM
But Mega64 also had Hironobu Sakaguchi in one of their own videos.

>>388984396
How did a shitty and small channel like faggot 64 get guys like Hideo and Hironobu on?

>>388981891
Haha you jelly

>>388982038
egoraptor

>>388981891
Didn't he do this before though

Why do parents allow their kids to watch LPers? There is nothing child-friendly about them.

>>388982406
>>388982694
He was also in the Nintendo World Championships two years ago.

>>388984467
Pity.

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>>388985191
>caring about the children
>posting on 4chan

>>388982578
>>388984114

It has potential but I think the direction was really weak. It really stood out to me during Danny and Arin's argument in the playground when one of them brought up they were shouting because they have brought out much stronger emotions during Game Grumps. That was just tepid loud talking.

Also beyond Danny, Arin and the landlord the other people on the team can only be described as "witty and sarcastic sitcom character".

Doesn't matter what anyone here says, he's making boatloads of money and doing everything he's wanted to do except making his own vidya.

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>>388981891
Seriously, what is it with nerds and shit facial hair?

>>388988018
And do animation.

>>388981891
I'm actually mad that of all the shitty gaming e-celebs to choose from, they went with the shittiest one.

But I guess I understand why they did it. He IS the most popular.

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>>388982578
I don't get it. They have live action skits that are much funnier than a show produced by Dan Harmon.

I know it's memey to hate on Rick and Morty but I don't give a shit. Harmon is also responsible for Community, my favorite sitcom. And it's not like they can't act.

>>388988018
>he's making boatloads of money
not right now though
Youtube is fucking up creators once again

>>388982406
>>388981891
He was in the Shovel Knight commercial from like a year or two ago...idiots

>>388988091
low testosterone

>>388988624
>Youtube is fucking up creators once again

Good. Maybe they'll be forced to get a real job, or at least one can dream.

>>388988760
>t. NEET or really frustrated burger flipper
they could always get a patreon, anon
in fact, they definitely should

>>388982184
>Manchildren
>Liking ego these days.
Nah, you had it right without the spoiler. He only has children left in his audience. You can kind of tell from the complete drop off in fan animations and remixes as compared to when Jon was still on the team.
God, they've been doing this shit for what, 4 years now? 5?

>>388988862
Not a burger flipper, but I did bust my ass to get to where I am currently.

My point though is that there's nothing more cringeworthy than """content creators""" whining about the hands that feed their low-effort asses.

>>388988624
Youtubers deserve to suffer, especially the ones that make bank, think they have all the money in the world, buy an expensive house and expensive cars and then can't afford it when shit inevitably hits the fan because they don't know how to invest.

>>388982038
some closet tranny that had a falling out with jontron before jontron falling out with everyone else

>>388982038
>unironically wearing the newfag badge of "needs to lurk more" like a badge of honor

nice meme

>>388988091
that looks like a straight up ftm trans person

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>Jon left Game Grumps because he wanted to work on more serious, highly produced content
>Game Grumps now regularly makes commercials, television shows, and videogames
>Jon makes videos talking about bad movies and has made himself a social pariah

>>388990070
>jontron came back recently.
I'm glad he didn't kill himself.

>>388990768
I thought he left because it was becoming more than just 2 pals gaming

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k55FYtqtXXU

this was mildly entertaining.
wish it went somewhere.

>>388982227
Seriously, it's not worth it. Took forever for the left side of my mustache and beard to finally connect and it just looked weird until it happened.

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>>388989321
>>388989562
fucking jellyfags that can't do anything big enough doing what they love and want the rest of us to be the same as your pathetic asses.

>>388990768
Does having your name backing some meme gay simulator count as "making" video games.

>>388991306
Yes, it's a producer's credit as well as doing voice acting

Good, Egoraptor is /ourguy/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7Fh53Th7zw

>>388981891
...for a second time.
To push the exact same shit as last time.

>>388988651
>implying newfag redditors will remember that

when did he get so fucking fat what the fuck

>>388981891
Why does he still talk like a teenager on GG despite being middle age??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZIa2sHOLuc&feature=youtu.be

Good advertisement
Makes me want to buy it now
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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>>388988091
are those apple earphones?
lol

>>388983087
Is that Deej on the right?

>>388988548
>They have live action skits that are much funnier than a show produced by Dan Harmon.

no they don't

>>388981891
Why doesn't he ever wear shoes or socks

>>388988091
being told that your fat face would look better with a beard.

>>388992456
yeah they do

>>388991869
>that shit about letsplays

damn

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>>388990156
>unironically think that e-celeb knowledge isn't cancerous garbage

>>388982038


He's the Valve of flash animations.

>>388993586
What a hypocrite.

>>388993998
best description I can think of

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>>388993586

>>388982038
just another animator that stopped animating despite that being what made him popular and instead made a gaming channel where he released low quality lets plays since it made more money and got him more views from idiots.

>>388990768
They might be undeniably more popular but that doesn't mean they are better. It won't change the fact that JonTron handled some scenarios poorly which led him to be a bit of an outcast but it was refreshing to see someone of his popularity to speak against the norm.

I stopped giving a shit about Game Grumps once he left anyways. I like his personality more.

hold on

theres a grape over here

>>388994385
No one heeded his plea.

>>388982038
Arin "Every Sonic game is bad because I said so" Hanson

>>388981891
This is what happens when you cut ties with racist.

>>388993998
damn that's good

>>388994908
>It won't change the fact that JonTron handled some scenarios poorly
>some
lmao

This is the real world bucko. This is why all these fags are mad patreon cut their funds and youtube went ww3 on ads. You can't spew that shit in the open and get away with it. He should have kept it to himself like all the other race realist.

>>388984467
They actively put themselves out there in the industry. Since their regular content can't pay for itself, it's the bigger jobs that make the difference.

>>388996241
I don't see why hating Sonic is a bad statement honestly

>>388982227

guy fawkes is not pleased

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>>388996456
>>388994908
>Arin has room to grow and networks with a lot of great people and opportunities
>Jontron probably got himself blacklisted form a fee places because he tried to impress Sargon

Whole situation is fucking rage worthy for how dumb Jontron handled it

>>388988548
>this gamegrumps stuff is funnier than dan harmon's normal stuff
>it's a meme to hate rick and morty
>community is my favorite sitcom because of dan harmon
why do you contradict yourself like 3 times in this post

>>388982578
>18:20
arin has his yellow shirt on
>18:25
shirt is magically back on
>18:30
shirt is off again

I know a lot of you probably didn't watch it but please tell me I'm not the only one who noticed

>>388993998
Fuck

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is arin the new drake bell?

>>388981891
This fag is such a cuck to his ugly as fuck wife that I can't even stand to look at him anymore.

>>388993865
literally everyone on /v/ knew who egoraptor was back before 2011

i like egoraptor

good game is fucking garbage though, terrible acting, horrid script, too much goddamn dialogue being spewed out, no body language
>dan harmon are you srs
all youtube red exclusive content is garbage and what little hope i had for this show to be good is dashed

>>388988091
closet trans girls

I'll never watch this cancer like the rest of you niggers will. Enjoy it bub.

>>388988091
He has a scar on his lip during from his Jon days.
His diet is fucking everywhere though

>>388994650
WITH FRIENDS

>>388984672
Yes, for the original Shovel Knight amiibo

>>388988367
He's talked about multiple times how he just kinda did a couple animations but didn't expect them to take off like they did and just kinda did them because they did so well but it's not the only thing he wants to do.

>>388982578
>Manateen
oh boy is it time for some old shitty music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBjJo-wBsVw

>>388982038
Egoraptor, defender of cucks.

>>388981891
He went from alright Newgrounds animator to JewTube shill and cuck

Oh how the mighty have fallen

>>388998463
I saw that the first time I watched, you're not alone anon

>>388988091
Arin specifically grew his beard because he got really sick at a con and ended gashing open his chin on the side of a toilet and it left a horrible scar

Doesn't excuse the mustache not touching the beard though.

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Jon:
>Leaves Grumps in order to do fufilling things with his career
>Red pilled
>Lost large amounts of weight, good facial aesthetics, attractive gf
>Good singing voice without the need to flaunt it
>Delivers original and entertaining content at his own pace, to provide high-production value

Arin:
>Turned Grumps into a shitty clickbait brand
>Nu-male cuck, apologizes for his own jokes
>Gaining large amouts of weight, fatter than Jon used to be, grew a beard to hide his shit jawline and poor genetics. "I Married a Teenage Alien"
>Dropped several shitty albums, can't play an instrument, raps to cover his terrible singing
>Shits out daily content that anyone who's taken an improv class can do, terrible jokes, will never animate again, terrible production value

>>388984467
You're a faggot

>>388988091
No pride.

>>389002442
>terrible production value
Seriously. Why are the colors on GameGrumps videos so shit now? All the colors are blown out as fuck. Did they fire all the editors?

>>389002576
No, they hired them as Grumps because yes he needs more garbage to pump out, garbage that's surprisingly more competent than anything involving himself.

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What the fuck is this new youtube layout?
Why do they keep making every letter in light grey on a white background?

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>>388993998
Holy fuck

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>>388994385
>a year before he started Game Grumps

Arin seems like an okay guy. I think he gets more hate than he deserves.

>>388981891

The guy worked pretty hard to get there. Though I'm honestly not sure what I think about him.

His old newgrounds animation and voice acting stuff was enjoyable but I don't really think I like him as a person. Dan is the best part of the whole YouTube routine.

>>389002960
No he deserves more hate for not making new cartoons.

WE NEVER GOT A FUCKING NEW EPISODE OF GIRLCHAN IN PARADISE!

>>388984114
desu I thought the Trump joke was pretty well done. I think they're going for a Dean-Pelton-from-Community-type character in the landlord. An aging, nervous wreck who's terrified of being politically incorrect or otherwise offending anyone. If you come at it from that angle, it doesn't need to seem forced at all and actually makes sense.

But making Arin's character a Mary Sue MOBA player was the worst misstep they could have made. It basically ruins the dynamic of the entire show. If they had been an underdog team who makes it through hard work it could have been fun and heartwarming. But it's no fun to watch a chosen one rise to the top.

>>389002960
>Arin seems like an okay guy
No.

>>388993865
I bet you think he's originally from Youtube, you underage shit.

He's got to have one of the biggest "to the top" stories, from the internet guys. It's quite impressive. I'm surprised he didn't drop Game Grumps to something bigger yet.

>>388983749
Why would they put him in a shirt with his nipples popping out

>>389002728
Click your circle and switch it to the dark theme.

>>388998940
>Is currently earning
>Actually enjoying his profession
>Is happily married
If anything, Arin's the Josh. Jon's more of a Drake at this point tbqh.

>>388996241
>Every Sonic game is bad because I said so
WTF I LOVE ARIN NOW???

>>389004147
Yeah, but because Jon is /our guy/ because he said race stuff, Arin is a cuck or something and loses

What am I for not hearing about this talentless hack until 2011 when you retards got GameGrumps popular and ruined YouTube for a long time to come? I found NewGrounds back in the 2000s era to be shitty.
So maybe it's my fault for not being up to date of some retard from back then.
God I hate you people. Get taste.

>>388981891
Why every fuckin video Arin makes gotta be gay as fuck

Well they did take his advice while making Breath of the Wild after all.

Imagine actually believing that

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>>388991238
It's the truth fag. Creating content on youtube is a hobby not a job.

Nintendo hasn't had good pr in a decade.

>>388981891
There's no escaping this man.

>>389005060
>Put in effort to produce a thing
>Get payed for thing by advertisers and such
Nah, it's a job desu.

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>GG videos average at 200~300k views at best
>channel have like 5 million or more subscribers
>10 people work on that channel and divide the profit
>Youtube censorship ads must be fucking the channel even hard for all the swearing there is in every episode

How long till Arin has to pay some goons to kill GG members?

>>389005060
>Entertainment is not a job

You're salty because you get stuck being a wage slave while someone else plays video games for a living. I get it. but don't wish ill on those you aspire to be

>>389005252
Arin is part of a show for youtube red. His channel will be exempt from the rules

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>>389005252
>GG's current editor is 2 guys now

>>388991418
>Terrible at games
>Makes flawed criticiques about games

He's definitely /v/'s guy

No I'm still mad. What else should I expect from a board that spams fucking spongebob a show that should've died back in 2004 and Boys Club.
You know, Spongebob wasn't posted in 2005 when I came around. And yet here we are.
I hate you.

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>>389005457

>>389005252
The problem is now they do 60 gorrillion part playthoughs of long ass games with barely any breaks.

>>389005353
It's beyond Youtube's power.
The ad groups themselves are the ones who chose to put their ads on family friendly vidoes only.

>>389003395
>I'm surprised he didn't drop Game Grumps to something bigger yet.
Because that worked out so well for Jon.

COMPARE THESE VIDEOS AND TELL ME HOW IT MAKES YOUR SOUL FEEL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNQkq3Q4CCg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4w8lLW96bk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT5CGqYaRcQ

>>389005687
False, its a scheme by the super rich to stop the little guy from progressing. Youtube is in league with them and Arin will be brought into the fold

>>389005457
neat pasta

>>389005757
Dan should never have that thick of a beard

>>389001519
which is a shitty advertisement btw

>>388997540
You need reading comprehension

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>>389005168
>Depends on advertisers and donations
>Job
You're right desu-kun It's not a hobby, It's a hobb-shop.


>>389005289
YouTube was never meant to be a job idiot!. Why would I envy a literal nobody who gets payed by playing v-i-d-e-o_ g-a-m-e -s. Content creators are the supreme wage cucks.
They are slaves to their corporate overlords and if they displease them and their followers in any way, GAME OVER!.

>Jon and Arin
Two friends, who are funny people, try to play a game
>Dan and Arin
Two friends, who are playing a game, try to be funny

>>389005757
That is... actually heartbreaking.

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>three pack
>kingknight is shit

I just want Arin to make more flash movies

>>388981891
I fucking hate this cuck.

also, not video games.

>>388982227
t. Arab

>>388982578
>web series about stupid moba players
>arin "sonic adventure is bad" is on it

Who is the target audience of this? Minecraft kids?

>>389010782
>cuck
he isn't a cuck by definition, at least get your definitions right before you start spewing buzzwords you underage retard
>not video games
A. The topic of discussion is about shovel knight, a video game
B. The topic of discussion is about Amiibos, an accessory of a video game console
C. The topic of discussion is about Egoraptor, who is known for making flash movies about video games

Fuck right off you stupid faggot

>>389012320
I don't see anyone discussing A or B, just e-celebshit propaganda, SJW cuck.

>>389012320
>he isn't a cuck
when a girlfriend leaves you, and you write letters to her every day for a year while she fucks another man, then yes, you're a cuck.

>>389009101
the difference is dan is not only a yes man, he's a man that doesn't play video games.

>>388981891
REMINDER that If you actually know who this guy is (whoever he is), you're part of the problem.

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>>388991418
>>388991869
OH FUCK
ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER!

God does not exist.

>>388991418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1w07XZbdSQ
arin "30 niggers" hanson

>>389005757
their chemistry was so good

>>389013247
it's hard not to know when game grumps was literally spammed here all day long back in the day and the mods allowed it (why? I don't know)

>>389005252
retard, most youtuber's sources of income is outside of youtube videos. gay grumps has a fucking europe tour now. yeah, a fucking tour. where they play games live and people actually pay to see this shit. Hilarious.

>8 hours later
>e-celeb shill thread is still up
/v/ is dead

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>>388982227
Thick beards are literally for ugly guys who need 90% of their face hidden. It's makeup for dudes.

If you aren't ugly as sin, you can pull off any kind of facial hair for the most part.

>>388990768
Jon gets 2million views the second he drops a new video, and he doesn't need to sell himself out to achieve that.

>>388984396
That was cool Iwata Nintendo.
Cancelled a meeting with king nigger.

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>>389015686
yeah, so what was Arin thinking?

>>389015862
HAHAHA HAHA

stay deluded

>>389013401
This is satire right?

>>389016571
Six days ago and already at 3 million views.

When was the last time GameGrumps hit even 1 million on a video?

https://youtu.be/3J6f6ABLwP8

>>389016596
Its a parody that is slowly reflecting reality

>>389013401
Oh wow, now that's someone I would give my kids to.
>redpills people on niggers
>redpills on vayaya privilege

>>388981891
Why would they put this cuck on their channel?
He literally made a garbage review of OoT and hates the game.
He doesn't deserve to be anywhere near Nintendo, then again NoA is fucking stupid and only cares about new games selling.
Still to shit on a classic that made Nintendo what it is today should put him on their blacklist.

>>389005757
You can tell how genuine the original one was. The new one looks so fake, scripted, and it's clear that money is the only thing keeping them there.

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>>388988091
>tfw i might be a depressed overweight loser going nowhere in life but at least i can grow a nice beard

>>389016710
Check out those ratings
SJWs etc. are a tiny faggot minority
The majority likes facts, like niggers being dumb.

>>389016726
But it wasn't actually made by Tim Buckley right?

>>389016710
Not the guy you replied to but of course it got a ton of views, it's his first real video in months. By its very nature Jon's content comes out on a less regular basis than GG shit which is uploaded multiple times a day. It only makes sense that one of Jon's videos would get more views.

>>388990768
I bet he kicks himself daily over the decision.

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>>389016929
Of course its not.

>>388981891
the literal unironical state of nintentoddlers

Man arins got some nice fat tits

>>389016973
This isn't an abnormal turnout for Jon, Anon. His view average per video is like, 3 million per, and that is even including the short clips just updating ppl on how he's doing.

Almost every major video he puts out hits 4 million+.

And yes, his videos come out less frequently, because he actually puts work in to them. GG shit out basic as fuck LP's and have to pay an entire team of people
on camera (not even counting off camera workers) for 100k views.

>>388996241
Sonic games are trash though, only children and furries disagree. Okay, maybe not all of them, some could be considered mediocre.

>>389017101
I didn't even know Tim Buckley existed in 2012, back when things were supposedly normal.

>>388982240
Quality shitpost

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>>388981891
>that ejaculation sound at 0:16
Seriously, nintendo?

>>389002208
I'd greatly prefer seeing the scar to having the look at his white trash facial hair. It makes him look greasy and slovenly.

i miss old game grumps so much

>>389015862
Jon worked with fucking Disney for a huge collection of Star Wars videos! If that isn't a sellout I don't know what is. If anything he's worse than Arin over that.

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>>389005142

>>389017505
>ejaculation sound
>sound
it was the sound of fat cheeks flapping

>>389017680
Jon loves Star Wars, Anon. Fucker wouldn't stop gushing over it on Game Grumps.

>>389005757
He's got them "kill me" eyes all through the last video.

>>389017868
So it's fine to be a sellout if you like the product you're shilling? He takes paychecks to shill just like Arin does, they're the same.

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>>388982227
>>388991217
>>389002208
>>389015686
>>389016887
all this beard talk has me self conscious
is mine alright enough?

>>389018463
Don't you have a barn to raise, Ishmael?

>>389018463
[Banjo music intensifies]

>>389018463
Fucking trim it down, it looks unkempt and wild.

>>389018463
it looks like you glued your pubes to your face
trim it or shave it, and that means everything (so don't forget the mustache and the neck)

>>389018463
You fool, you have to actually trim it and shit.
Look at it going all over the place, looks like pubes, god damnit do some research into keeping a beard.

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>>389018585
>>389018769
that's cause it is, I'm too lazy to shave
you'd probably have a heart attack if you saw my hair
>>389018525
>>389018560
>two wildly different stereotypes for the same thing
>>389018690
I barely have any on my actual neck though

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>>389005757
I want to look into an alternate universe to see how Game Grumps would be if Jon never left. I guess Danny and Ross would have a permanent home in Steam Train instead of Danny moving into GG. I remember Danny getting a lot of negative attention at first but people eventually got used to the situation. Would Danny and his band be popular if he only lived in Steam Train instead of becoming Not So Grump? What about Ross' popularity, where would it have gone? Jon seemed to want to keep the channel kind of small, would all the other new members of the Game Grumps would have joined in the first place if Jon wasn't around? Because the team is so big these days I don't even know everyone's name. How would Jontron's personal videos be different if he never moved to New York? Would Game Grumps have changed due to Jon's deal with Disney to make a chain of Star Wars videos? Would Arin and Jon eventually beat Sonic 06 if he didn't move or was that playthrough doomed no matter what? So many questions.

>>389018463
Gross.

>>389018850
If you're too lazy to keep it then fucking get rid of it.

>>389019235
when I say too lazy to shave what did you think I meant anon? if I shave I have to do it until I'm baby ass cheeks smooth and doing that is a fucking pain in the ass, especially since it grows back like a damn weed

>>389019478
you typically would only have to do it every 1-2 weeks and its a hell of a lot easier to shave stubble than that jungle you've got now

>>389019478
Have some fucking self-respect dude, you can spare 5 min once a week to trim it.

>>388982227
He grew the mustache because he accidently smashed his face on a toilet and gave him an ugly scar on his upper lip, and the beard is so that he doesn't look like a porn star.

>>389019615
I still have to obsessively go over it with a straight edge for a long ass time until I'm satisfied, and that only lasts maybe a day and a half until it's rough again
plus I have to take my glasses off to shave, which means I can't see shit unless I lean real close to the mirror, which hurts my back when I have to stand like that for the whole time I'm doing it
not to mention trying to get all those spots under my bony-ass chin is a nightmare without cutting myself
>>389019702
>5 min
there's no fucking way I can do it that fast, it's either perfect by my retarded standards or I don't do it at all

>>389019906
>it's either perfect by my retarded standards
As opposed to the perfect pube-reconstruction you got now?

>>388981891
He's a massive nintendo shill. I'm surprised it took this long.

>>388990954

I thought that's still what it was. I haven't watched it since the first episode. What is it now?

>>388994385
I think they actually joked about that on early grumps episodes. "Don't call it a let's play!"

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>>389020043
what I have now requires no work, whereas the other option brings my obsessive needs to the forefront
I'm not talking about perfect appearance, I'm talking about perfect satisfaction of the completeness of what I've done for me alone
if it sounds dumb it's because it is but I can't help it

>>388982578
the last thing I enjoyed about Game Grumps is that thread we had a few weeks ago where people talked about why they hated Game Grumps. The thing I enjoyed about them before that thread was... uhh....... I hate the game grumps.

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>>389018525
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>>389018690
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>>389020332
post pics of your handsome selves, friendos

>>389013401
>Tim Buckley

Holy shit I just noticed that. Is that THE Tim Buckley we all know and love?

>>389020458
Yeah it sounds dumb, the same thing you expect from a depressed apathetic autist - sort your life out bucko.

>>389020574
Go to /soc/ thirsty faggot.

>>389013727
that really seems like a joke there, but i can buy he's said nigger before

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>>389020574
Getting this butthurt when people rightly tell you to trim your disgusting pube beard.

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>>389020714
>sort my life out
how do I want to do that
also I'm pretty sure obsessive tendencies are an independent issue from depression and can't really be fixed

>>389018463
Get some nice barber gear and trim that fucking mess my man, it took me a few months to realize that I looked like an absolute asshole with my shitty "beard", but yours has potential, you just need to make it look better while it's still growing, no need to nuke it, just make it look less like a teenager's pubes and more like some hipster's first facial hair.

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>>389020762
why do you think I'm that faggot
I just want to see your pretty face anon

>>389020887
Go to /fit/ and/or /pol/ and find the "Self Improvement"-threads.

>>389020245
During Jon Era they didn't want to be called a lets play channel since they never intended to finish most of the games they played. They played what they wanted to play and dropped the game if they got bored with it. Nowadays they'll play all the youtube bait and finish anything they hate, even drag things out to squeeze out as many videos as possible, as long as it makes them money.

>>389020954
>wanting to see a bum
Anon, you're not missing anything

I can't wait to watch the latest let's play with lazy animator and fucking ordinary normie man. maybe they'll talk about their dicks again.

>>388981891
when did he get so fucking fat

>>389021032
it's called "getting married"

>>389019131
I just want them to finish Sonic 06 once and for all, they were so close.

>>389020897
>still growing
I haven't touched it in nearly 2 years, same with the hair on my head
and I don't know how the hell I'm supposed to make it look like anything, I don't know the first thing about grooming to fit a look
plus it's gonna be curly and all over the place regardless cause that's how all the hair I have grows
I already know I look like a hobo I just don't care anymore, I don't have anyone to impress
>>389021002
notice how I said how do I WANT to improve, cause that's the real issue
I don't have a desire to do anything

>>389021346
>I don't have a desire to do anything
Well then just fucking die.
One can only show you the door.

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>>389021334
Grumpcade is the perfect spot for Jon doing a quick return and playing a couple games before going back to New York. It's a crime that this hasn't happened yet.

>>389019131
Dan's band would have failed like all of his previous bands. No one gave a fuck about steam train and the only reason his current band hasn't failed yet is because of leeching off of GG and Arin's fanbase.

>>389021427
I've been considering it
but it's something else I'd have to get out of bed for
plus if I was dead I couldn't jack off or browse threads like these anymore, which although does contribute to the wasting of my life it's at least something to do
I'm too scared of the nothingness of death, and if I can't see the reactions of other people to my death to see if anyone really cared then what's the point?

>>389003268
Ego bapter is from yoo toon

>>389013939
>>389015267
and they deleted an AVGN thread in minutes

Arin is paying 4chan to spam his shit show here.

>>388983749
Apparently this is how Dan Harmon writes

It strikes me as cartoon writing. It's way too fast for real people to believably portray. I guess the season only has like six episodes or some shit, but they could've still pulled some of the pilot plot threads across multiple episodes.

Also, Jesse's scene in the credits was fucking weird. Like this bitch real estate agent gets in his face 'cause she has no control over her son, the tone is fucked up and she seems way too mad for the situation.
What the hell was that?

>>389021615
>babby's first nihilistic thoughts
You're what, early 20's? 24 is the highest I'm willing to go considering your jaw-line and overall facial structure.
So you dropped out of college and now nothing seems worth it - well boohoo you've put yourself into this mindset - you'll have to get yourself out of that mindset - go ask /fit/ and /pol/.

people dont like egoraptor because they're mad that he does what they do all day but makes money off it

>>389010623
before 2012, it was "egoraptor"
now, it's "arin from game grumps". remember that.

that's your reward for stopping your original, funny, edgy content in favor of much blander corporate friendly shit

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>>389021346
>haven't touched it in 2 years.
what the fuck? I can grow something similar to that in like 2 months, genetics are a mysterious yet harsh thing eh? just look up some guides on the internet or something, it's easy to say "Oh I don't know what I'm doing" when you don't do some research, I don't give a shit if you think you have nobody to impress, truth is, you gotta impress the people that are going to hire your sorry ass, real life is tough, get over it and fucking do something with your pointless existence you sorry excuse of a human being.
Want to be a Necbearded edgelord? go to fucking Reddit then.

>>389021597
I'm not sure if Danny's band would have died, but it wouldn't be as popular. Danny would sometimes get the Game Grumps slot since they do a lot of multiplayer games where just random people in the office join in, I think this would let him absorb enough popularity to keep the band going, just not become the big seller that it did in our timeline. And I bet Jon would occasionally sing with him if they were on the same working group, this would also give Dan a boost.

>>389021810
I don't like him because he's a shit lets player with shit opinions about the Sonic franchise and one of the reasons Mighty No.9 sucked.

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>>388982578
They can't act to save their lives. You know that feeling when you record someone and they know the camera is on, that.
Say what you will, but both of these guys have shown that they can do competent acting outside of game grumps.

>>389002576
>Why are the colors on GameGrumps videos so shit now?
Not sure what you're talking about.

Matt and Ryan from SuperMega are their editors now, and they're pretty good at it.

Better than fucking Kevin anyway

>>389010623
Why would he spends months making a shitty animated video when he can sit on his fat ass 1 day a week for a few hours and make literally a million times as much money?

>>388983749
Speaking of the male announcer being a villain, it really gives me that they ripped off the plot from dodgeball vibe.

>>389022016
I miss Barry edits. His reactions to being asked to add stupid shit was great.

>>389021971
He had numerous bands in the past and all of them failed. The only reason his current band hasn't failed yet is because he joined a multimillion subscriber channel whose fanbase would literally eat Arin's shit if he asked them to. Anyone's shitty band would be successful in that situation.

>>389018585
As someone who is considering to let it grow out for the first time, how do I do this?

>>389002960
I have a theory that arin pretends to be retarded while playing the games. He sounds entirely different behind the scenes, but when they play vidya he pretends to be a retard and act like an aspie to get views. Maybe I'm wrong, but shit like mario 64 is just...too much to be real.

>>388981891
Remember that time Disney payed Markiplier to be on cable televsion for a minute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m26qft1LqSk

>>389021702
Harmon wrote this crap?

>>389022154
Has anyone had a bigger character downfall than Barry? When he was a silent character he was pretty good but as soon as he opened his mouth he went straight down the toilet in terms of likability.

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>>389021798
this isn't a recent feeling, it's been culminating for several years as I got further through school and realized I was totally unprepared for the "real world," which my teachers and such had done nothing but talk about how much it was going to assfuck me whilst I was learning things that would not help at all, like how to do taxes or apply for jobs or cook good meals for yourself
the slow realization that I would soon be thrust into this environment while not even knowing how to do stuff like wash my own clothes along with all the social opportunities I had missed compounded on how pointless everything I had been doing my entire life (chasing good grades, but not actually putting effort into learning or forming good habits) and how miserable I was just ruined my whole god damn existence
I had been guided through my life being told to do this and that and suddenly I was supposed to be in control of everything at some arbitrary point? It's ludicrous
my parents failed by doing everything for me unwittingly and making me think I was smart when I was just a lazy piece of shit gaming the system, school failed by being a fucking waste, and now I am failing myself by digging my own hole further, rotting away by my lonesome with absolutely no desire to go back to school and knowing how that itself damns me to being a pencil pusher or burger flipper for the rest of my life

thanks for reading my blog, you can send scathing replies now

>>389022374
the ol' chaplin killer eh?

>>389022154
Matt did this edit recently that I thought was hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9r1e0JGkQk
6:00
Apparently he does it in the Miitopia playthrough but
>watching Grumpcade

There's also the running gag of distorting Arin's face whenever they use a picture of him.

They're good boys

>>389021989
every sonic game is garbage
now kill yourself

>>389022305
Arin is shit at games on top of merely pretending to be retarded. He also intentionally doesn't pay attention when playing because why bother when people will watch anyways and endlessly defend him.

>>389022369
Yeah. I haven't watched any of his previous work so I don't have context for its quality but I guess people like him.

>>389022496
hi, Arin.

>>389022461
And now you have opportunities to turn it around, you can either fight it or perish like a dog.

>>388981891
hes so fucking ugly. creeps me out how ugly he is. he has bitch tits.

>>389021940
I'm not looking up fucking internet guides for beard trimming, if I cared that much I would ask my dad about it
I'm neet so I have literally nobody to impress, fuck employers
let's say I trim my beard real nice and get a fresh haircut, then what? lie in my bed doing nothing some more until it just grows back out again? cause nothing else is going to happen

>>389022495
I haven't watched GG in several months. Is this Paper Mario playthrough worthwhile outside of this one gag? Don't know if I should bother with it.

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>>389022461
>Blaming everyone but yourself
fucking grow a pair and do something for yourself, all of this shit you are complaining about can be solved by sitting down for a while and reading
>but muh bad habits
fuck that shit, if you actually cared you'd try, want to kill yourself like some an hero edgelord? fucking try and see if you can pull it off, chances are that you are probably going to pussy out before you do it.
Life is tough, harsh and lonely, do something and change it, build your own life, destiny or fate doesn't exists, you make your own life. The fact that you are currently shitposting on this board means that you still have a decent chance at not being a complete fuck-up of a human being.

>>389022461
> making me think I was smart when I was just a lazy piece of shit gaming the system
>implying that gaming the system isn't smart.
Not that anon, but look man we all don't get to all the places in life. I wanted to be fucking Tyson Hesse making comics and shit for Sonic. But instead I'm working on some shota shit to help pay the bills to fool myself into thinking that I made it as an artist.
If you don't have the desire to do anything, then you should make the effort to try new experiences even if you don't like them. Work a shit job, and go rock climbing on your weekend or some shit.

>>389022836
Dan's the one playing it so it's fun enough

>>389022546
He can be pretty good but from what I understand his divorce sort of killed his ability to be a good writer.

I really liked HarmonQuest it's DnD with a bunch of comedians and half of it is animated

>>388993998
This.

He never played any games he parodied with his flashes.

>>389022875
>But instead I'm working on some shota shit to help pay the bills to fool myself into thinking that I made it as an artist.
Atleast you kept the dream alive, I once thought I could become a 3d-artist and whatnot - but completely lost interest in it - didn't even make a port-folio.

>>389022757
>I'm neet so I have literally nobody to impress, fuck employers
>let's say I trim my beard real nice and get a fresh haircut, then what? lie in my bed doing nothing some more until it just grows back out again? cause nothing else is going to happen
Fuck off cunt, go get anti-depressives and take your entry-tier nihilistic thoughts with you.
My parents failed me too, but I didn't lie down to die because of it - you can do the same.
Go look at the fucking guides already, you think you're alone with this stuff? You think you're the first?
Dumb cunt.

>>389015862
brought to you by audible dot com

>>389022875
>try new experiences
a core part of me as a person is hating new and different things, my scope of interests is extremely narrow anon
I'm not going to put myself in situations where I'll actively hate every moment
and getting away with cheating/plagiarizing/bullshitting in school to tick all the arbitrary boxes isn't going to help me do shit in the "real world," no matter whether it's considered smart or not
>>389022845
I already am blaming myself, did you not read the full post? I'm not going to ignore what made me who I am and I don't think lamenting the fact that I didn't have a happy or proper upbringing is the worst I could be doing
>if I actually cared
I don't, I thought I made that clear
unironically claiming "sitting down and reading" could solve all my problems is the dumbest shit I've ever heard in my life, to be frank
>>389023136
>you think you're the first?
no dipshit, I never said that
in fact knowing that others are suffering like I am is one of the only comforts I have
I don't care about what other people do to unfuck their lives, it has absolutely 0 bearing on me and my situation
I don't give a fuck that you managed to get your shit together, that doesn't help me in the slightest
might as well tell me gravity exists and claim that has relevance

>>389018229
sellout
noun
a betrayal of one's principles for reasons of expedience.

If Jon likes Star Wars, then doing a gig for Star Wars isn't selling out.

Selling out would be if he hated Star Wars but still did it for the money.

>>389023489
Then kill yourself faggot.

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>>388981891
Man, this youtube video comment session made me puke, the humanity should be rebooted.

>>389023565
Is Applimon actually good?

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>>389023489
very well then, fucking off yourself, you don't care, probably nobody else cares, just do it, kill yourself if your life is oh so fucking terrible.

>>389023489
>My life is terrible!
>Here's ways to fix it
>Nooo I don't care my life is terrible!
>Try this then
>Nooo fuck ooooff
Yeah, fuck you too then.

>>388994908
Why is speaking against the norm some brave thing when he used fake information about a whole fucking race?

Do I get to be brace by walking around saying the sky is full of jello pudding? It's speaking against the norm.

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>>388993998
woah

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>>388982227
It would be prefferable, but if your chin atleast connects to your lower lip then it's good. Same for the reverse. If you don't have both don't fucking bother.

>Slowly but steadly getting fat
the NA genes are kicking in I see

>>388983087
why is this posted so often, it doesn't look like him at all

>>388998463
I am a great magician!

>>389025568
>have steady income with easiest job in the world
>get fat

really makes you think

>>389025731
lurk more

>>389017339
The only reason Buckles is as popular as he is is because he was one of the first vidya web comic faggots and because he never lifted he only grew. The bar was low so his shit comic stuck

>>389018463
Almost said nah but you'd look like a punchable non-binary faggot without it so just clean and trim that shit so that it actually looks full, pube face looking faggot

>>388981891
>Meanwhile JonTron is going /pol/

>>389027258
Oh no they're both retarded.

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>>389020574
Literally just woke up from the coach, friendo. Thanks for reminding me I need a haircut.

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>>389029246
>posting your picture online
didn't your mother teach you better

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>>389029246
>coach
>sideways picture

Guess that's what I get for being a filthy phone poster first thing in the morning.

>>389015862
and it only took how long and how much money to make each video?

>>389029432
If you use any form of social media, you're already doomed, Anon. Google and Facebook has been selling your existence to the highest bidder for years now.

Plus I love you guys, and that Anon needed an example of a shitty beard that is generally trimmed down to not look quite as shitty (which I still need to do).

Generally speaking, you are right, Anon.

>>389029585
Generally doesn't matter. Jon clearly makes a huge net profit, since each "season" of his channel gets more production value. Not only that, but Jon clearly loves what he does, and takes care to rework and release videos when he feels they are ready. It's a totally different ( and more professional) methodology than what GameGrumps does, and it pays off by having his subscriber count generally end up lower than his average view count, which is a huge deal on YouTube.

Most channels can't even get half of their subs to watch any given video, but Jon exceeds his more times than not while hitting the millions in views.

>>388998940
I always thought he looks like Ross

>>389015686
Is that godfrey elfwick?