Thoughts on the new movie Lara Croft? It's been a long

>>388943703
Rip tiddies

>>388943703
wtf is wrong with her body

>>388943703
Fucking washboard looking goblin

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>>388943752
Lara is much more than just tits.

they're making lara a man in the movies?

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>>388943872
>>388943860
Please do not bully and bodyshame. You are better than that.

>>388943883
but its a big part of her

As long as she can act, I'm somewhat ok with it. A little disappointed but ok.

I think she might be severely underweight.

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>>388943703
>Movies baced on vidya

>>388943703
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>>388943982
Are you sure that's a girl and not a tranny?

>>388943982
>no hips
>no waist
>no tits
>no ass

Jesus Christ, how awful.

Look on the brightside, sure she may be flat but they could just have easily decided to be more modern and cast someone with a "real woman's body"

>>388943703
She looks like she would die during childbirth.

>>388944346
You forgot femlet and can't act.

>>388943883
There is a ghost in this image.

>>388943982
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>>388943703
Brehs, what mode is this?

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>>388944332
Would Fassbender fuck a man?

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>>388943703
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>>388943703
What's her name?

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>>388944615
Fassbender hast bigger tits than the stronk wyman

>>388944615

Fass routine?

>>388944615
God damn, that dude is more feminine than her.
Why does she wear the bra?

>>388943703
A
FUCKING
RECTANGLE

>>388944832
Genetics

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Cant wait for the Movie.

>>388943883
yeah, like a figure.
girl is built like a 12yearold boy.

garbage

>>388944615
That man really needs to fire his agent.

>>388943703
Choose a much more similar substitute /v/

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Not a bad pick for nuLara, who's not really curvy.

>you will never go back in time and make the perfect tomb raider movie with T2 linda hamilton

>>388943883
Literal man body

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>>388943703

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>>388946178
>linda hamilton
You don't really like Lara, do you?

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>>388946062
>latex fetish
hnnnnnnnnnngggg

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>>388946304
What are you talking about, shes perfect for lara.
Square face. Huge brick jaw. Toiletpaper tube arms. Fake tits.

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>>388943703
forget her tattybojangles look at thoose fucking bunions !

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>>388946404
Just as I thought.

>>388946363
All I see is a man

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>>388946053
love this meme

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>>388943703
Vikander is the perfect Lara.

>>388946534
>cant tell if troll or missed joke

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>>388943703

>rectangular torso
>0 hips
>literally a perfect line from shoulders down to her feet
>it's actually a girl(female)

The average tranny is probably better than this, and i'm not even memeing.

>>388944615
That ghost is p spooky <spoiler>and p sexy</spoiler>

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>>388943703

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Totally would oil her and use as a slide

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>>388946178
I'd want 90s Lucy Lawless

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>>388943703

>My hips are wider than hers

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>>388946735
fuccboi/10
Would cuddle

>>388946720
you be a wise man

hollywood flatboarding again, we dont need diversity we need tits

>>388945481
they'll add boobs in post production

>>388946880
>he's fat

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>>388946896

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>>388946880
and weigh half a metric tonne
isn't saying much anon

>>388947024
Only Lynch casts fuckable women.

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>>388947063
will they also flatten her belly in post?

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>>388946735
>>388946896

>>388946896
Is this CP?

>>388943982
What is the point of her wearing that bikini top? Rofl literally no tits at all.

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Nyx to the rescue!
Will we ever see classic Lara again?

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>>388943703

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>>388946720
Kelly Brook was perfect for Lara's depiction, she even bypassed Jolie, who was really popular back then in those men's magazines ratings.

>>388947252
>>388947224
>>388946896
>>388946735
Stop adding black bars and add a fucking panty bulge already.

>>388947414
Oh look, it's August Ames

>>388947252
Looks like an honest-to-god man.

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>>388943703
At least she's not covered in tattoos you fucking degenerates. She obviously works out a lot and puts a lot of effort in being as strong as she can. In what way has she not made the most of the body she was born in? I'm not going to mock her because there is an army of fat sluts demanding we say their choices to be flabby should be approved of.

>>388947863
>At least she's not covered in tattoos
but chicks with tats are hot

I don't think Lara needs them, though

>>388947863
>at least
quit lowering the bar

>>388943703
It's the year of our lord, 2017, when women have to look like men. Oh god.

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BEST LARA COMING THROUGH

Has the exact same body as me.

>>388947252
Holy fuck. Literally me. I have the body of a woman.

Okay seriously though, why?

Alicia Vikander actually has awesome calves.

She needs to hit the squat rack and gain 5 kg though.

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>>388943883
>>388943982
>that is unironically considered a "hot body" by the white media

>>388943703

Is the new movie an origin story where she's 16 or something?

>>388947863
Atleast we get a somewhat actual Lara figure in the movie, we could have gotten ms feminazi kikebert shalomberg

>>388948237
>Media
>White

?

>>388943703
>look like a boy
>dress like a girl
for what purpose I wonder

>>388948237
Show me where it was called a "hot body" by any news source.

>>388948178
Post pics, faggot

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>>388946276

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>>388943703
>they expect us to fap to this

Even bad movies can be a guilty pleasure or eye candy, but they just went the lazy route and hired some literally who. And it's bad enough that it's a video game movie, they always suck. Might as well watch another movie that atleast has one hot girl.

>>388948351
Literally the picture I linked to. I'm not going to post my face, but it is 99% accurate.

guise guise what if shes the prepubescent lara and were gettibg true lara in the 2nd half

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>>388947024
>there's a word for discriminating against great tits
>the absolute state of civilization

>>388944670
Anon this is a blue board.

>>388946363
this picture is a fucking tease because her tits are so small ingame that you absolutely can't even see any cleavage.

>>388948465
I want to see your feminine (male) body

>>388948608
>feminine
He has the body of a board. You've been watching too much porn, anon. That's literally the body of all young men if they're not fat fucks.

>>388943703
>>388943883
>>388943982

1000% a tranny

that is bonified a man's body

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>>388947095
>>388947065

W-why did you assume I was fat?

I'm just a curvy skeleton...

How do we stop americans with their revolutionary body standards?

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>>388948318
>"Making a splash! Alicia Vikander reveals her gorgeous figure in white bikini as she relaxes poolside during Brazilian getaway"
Daily Mail
>"Michael Fassbender & Alicia Vikander Bare Hot Bodies in Spain"
Just Jared
>"Alicia Vikander is White Hot During Brazilian Vacation"
Yahoo!
>"Alicia showed off her incredible figure in an adorable red and white polkadot bikini"
The Sun

>>388948819
Those.....I don't know what it's called, hip muscles actually has me concerned it is.

>>388948857
hahah

HAHAHA

fucking christ I'm more feminine than that.

>>388948819
Maybe it's a hermaphrodite.

A lot of insanely popular super models are actually hermaphrodites.
i.e. gaby odiele

>>388948718
Just do it, faggot. And include bulge.

>>388944615
>Fassbender's body is legit more feminine and curvy than hers

Seriously she needs a team of doctors or some shit.

>>388948980
omg does that mean sherlock holmes on zoolander2 was spot on?

>>388943703
lmao she looks out of the sims character creator

>>388948857
What's wrong with these faggots?

I think it's kind'a ridiculous that we've gone from shaming fat chicks, to shaming women with beautiful, curvy bodies. God forbid a woman has breasts and a nice ass. Definitely need more whales and washboards all over our TV screens.

>>388944615
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>>388949074
Someone should photoshop the bikini onto him.

>>388948442
>won an Oscar
>literally who
The literally who here is you, anon.

>>388944593
Otter Mode

may as well cast Mother Russia from Kickass 2

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>>388943703
EXTRA THINN

>>388949321
That's not otter.

>>388948825
Stop feeding them food and drink full of nasty as fuck shit that fucks up their bodies systems. If we ate more organic and healthy food, we'd have less issues of males looking like females, females looking like males, or people looking like blobs of melting plastic.

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>>388943703
>film nu-Lara is worse than old Lara.

Thanks Hollywood.

>>388949318
>Some cunt that won an oscar solely for starring in a trans rights film
>Hasn't done anything else "noteworthy"
No, she is a literally who. The only people she's not a literally who too, is tranny faggots.

>>388948237

Are you fucking demented or were you just dropped as kid?

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>>388949418
That's not thinn, that's masculine, plain and simple. She's shaped like a dude.

You can be thinn and feminine / hot.

>>388949318
>Oscar
winning an oscar is more on how good of a politician/negotiator your manager/producer is rather than the celebrity themselves

>>388949318
Sorry, not everyone's a trannie on this mexican buttfuck vomitorium

>>388943703
this is why 2d is superior. I love women with muscles, but real life muscle women have no tits or ass. 2d warrior goddess can have muscles AND tits and ass.

>>388949692
now just move the guy on the left a bit closer to the bulge

>>388946178
>linda hamilton
Disgusting

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Challenger appears

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>>388949819

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>>388949819
>real life muscle women have no tits or ass

>>388943703
That must be a man

Hey Lara, have you ever been mistaken for a man?

>>388943703
Larry Croft looks swell, but idk why they genderswapped such a big gaming icon.

LITERALLY NO CURVES

>>388946880
Same, don't know if I have klinefelters or what

>>388943703
It's a tranny. You'd be surprised how many female celebrities actually are

>>388949223
This. Fuck this Earth.

>>388949705
My dream girl body. Thank you anon.

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>>388943703
Ngggghhhh

>a bunch of fat virgin nerds sitting around judging women: the thread

>>388944615
Tassbender is into black QT though

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>>388950606

Girl on the right.

>>388950715
Welcome to 4chan.

>>388950767
welcome to reddit

>>388950715
Imagine being this nasty and ugly you get pissed at a bunch of guys telling other guys how they wouldn't want to be gay and fuck a guy.

>>388943982
No I'm not.

>>388950606
This shouldn't be allowed.

>>388950606
>>388950756
believe it or not i was a chad till 18
could pick 99/100 girls i chose

there was one 99% like the right girl beautiful eyes, hair, body everything
we were getting closer for a couple of weeks and when i was 1 inch away from the first kiss i thought
"how about you close your mouth because you look like a fucking down syndrom retard with your mouth aweing all the time"
and we didnt do anything lol
nice girl though

>>388950606
Source? I need to report this to the police

>>388943860

Nothing. it's a man.

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>>388944615
Dude has an awful taste in women.

>>388943883
>>388943982
S T I C C

>>388951128
latest episode on girlsdoporn

>>388949658
i dropped my hot sticky load on your mother's chest faggot

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>Those broad shoulders
She looks like a Mortal Kombat woman.

>>388943703
This can't be real. Her body looks fucking disgusting. I'm going to assume she can't act worth a damn either.

>>388951210
hold your spaghetti properly, faggot

>>388944593
fem fridge

>>388951334
>Main star in a nuTomb Raider movie
You'd be right.

>>388951305
She looks bad, is she really a girl?

>>388951305
Mortal Kombat women have tits and hips.

She should start wearing those hip pads that drag queens use. It eorks wonders for them

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>>388949458
Just look at it.

>>388951723
don't be rude to the otter please, it doesn't look as bad as her

>>388943703
Needs to lose the fit ripped looked and go back to the baby fat look. Shes too skinny for the ripped look to look good. Seriously, Alicia Vikander makes me hard but, im repulsed at that pic.
Btw, back when the Star Wars womyn was talking about playing Lara I said hell no shes too flat. Vikander also could never fill out Lara. You know, barring some shitty boob job.

>>388950715
>Roast Rage: The post

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She looks okay in the normal outfit.

>>388951392
your dad is holding it for me while i fuck his wife in front of him you unwanted child

>>388951141
Because he is gay duh

>>388952142
did they add padding to her bra? she has no tits in the the bikini photos

>>388952142
>that's the best they can do with padding

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>>388951723

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She looks like a 13 year old boy that exercises.

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>>388952142
Nice padding you've got there.

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Between this and Valerian I feel like there is some vindictive casting director in hollywood casting mutants to try and virtue signal or something.
You're making multimillion dollar films, at least cast something that looks like it could be a woman.
Here is a unbecoming picture of Natalie Portman in a bikini from this year.
She is an A cup.
She at least has girl shoulders, hips and a face.

>>388952176
>this mad
LOL

>>388943982
LITERALLY

A RECTANGLE

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>>388950606
>these literal 13~14 y.o have better bodies than Lara Croft

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>lara is dead
>wonderwoman is dead
whos next on the feminist chopping block? imagine being so insecure that you need the whole world and every form of media, even the ones you dont even use padded for your own personal insecurities
truly the darkest timeline

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>>388943703
Well it could have been worse i guess

Stop being children
If you wanted Hollywood to pander to you you wouldn't have given it up for anime.
Oh and if you hadn't done that yet get with the times gramps.

>>388950606
>that last second where she leans on her phone so hard the screen begins to distort

>>388943703
that is the body of paleo+crossfit
pretty disgusting, desu

That is literally the worst possible body a woman can have

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>>388946735
>>388946896
She unironically has a nice body if she were a guy. If only she had a nice cock

>>388954196
Do you like pseudo-penises?

Fridge mode, poor girl

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I am so sure she had at least SOME tit in Ex Machina. What the fuck happened?

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Am I the only one that can't help but entertain the idea of a Hollywood conspiracy with the Tomb Raider movie, where they'll release it and then reveal the main actress was trans all along as part of some diversity politics statement.

>>388954381
Why are you asking?
Just watch good tv, forget Hollywood.

>>388949931
Fridge Raider

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>>388943883
Look at those fucking calves. Jesus Christ, and you are trying to tell me it's a girl? No. Fucking. Way.

>>388954405
Costumes, smart guy.

>>388954026
>liking Gal Gajewish trick makes you a fag
kys.

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>>388952142
They better not include any gunplay if they're following the story of TR 2013.

I could buy Lara in that game being athletic enough to kill hordes of men, but that is a literal child and just carrying a machine gun would look out of place.

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the thing is, according to the media, a feminine body has become a synonymy for male chauvinism
pretty pathetic, the 10's will be remembered as the age of fat, ugly and flat women

never forget pic related

>>388954859
What the hell is this thing?

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>>388954924

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She is the female equivalent of this guy.
So just shut your faggot ass before anyone starts with the usual "you're just mad you can't fap to it".
This shit is very unusual, odd and not only that someone chose her as not some random role that it wouldn't matter but as Lara Croft.
Someone's job was to look for a Lara Croft and they chose her, can you imagine if someone was looking for a Duke Nukem and chose this guy in the pic, would anyone doubt that something is clearly off about the whole thing?

>>388954501
Except watch The Man from UNCLE, shes hot there. Plus, she was already in a tranny propaganda movie, shes nude in it, no feminine benis.

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>>388954683
upon review and further googling it appears my memory was wrong and you are right.

damn

>>388943703
She's got the perfect "Greek youth" body.

>>388955050
What the fuck.

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I've heard that brides often choose less attractive women to be their bridesmaids so they look better by comparison while grooms don't seam to share this attribute.
Do you think something similar to that could be happening with more women entering these sorts of industries? I'd say its a likely explanation.

>>388955050
Lord of Hobbiton

>>388943703
w-well at least we don't get an obese Lara.
I wonder if that comes next after skelly mode.

>>388955135
You sure it not cgi/body double?

>>388955050
Is that Dylan Cuthbert

>>388955050
lmao, Imagine Duke's voice coming form this dude.
>I'm Duke Nukem.
>Kill 'em all, kill 'em all!
>I came here to kick ass and chew gum.

>>388955625
>Fridge Raider is going through some ruins
>A mummy pops out from behind a corner and tries grabbing her
>She reees
>CHECK YOUR PRIVILEDGE CISZOMBIE

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My fetish is extremely skinny women but I agree that they probably could have picked a better Lara.

>>388955059
Anon you're acting as if CGI and using body doubles isn't a thing. Hell even women who look hot just as they are will use CGI and body doubles when doing a scene nude.

>>388956268
There's nothing wrong with skinny women as long as they still have a female body. It's all about the ratios

>>388943883
at least she is flat as a tomb

>>388949942
Good God I would lick those quads.

>>388944832
being german

>>388954095
Desu she would lose a few pounds from the stomach and be literally perfect.

>>388948237
Implying the current media thinks that statues of people 300 years dead shouldn't be torn down just cuz they're white.

>>388943703
the perfect lara was the one that wore circular mirror shades, didn't give a shit about who she filled with bullets and had tits for days. That is not for debate. It is fact not opinion.

That's a man, baby.

>>388946304
I miss Classic Lara. Yeah she looked ridiculous but she was a total badass. Trying to make lara more "realistic" and "human" loses her intensity. Nu Lara can't even survive a 20 foot drop.

In Tomb Raider 2, you have to make Lara drop 50 feet from a high place to a small boat on a lake, and you survive with a sliver of health left. I never felt more alive.

>>388956456
Dude, what the hell can I tell you? I very much doubt that Vikander is a tranny.

>>388957197
Isn't nu-Lara a good few years younger? I can buy her growing into a hardened badass.

It'd be great if the 3rd game had her personality mirror the old one.

Great, another white male lead in Hollywood. Just what we needed.

>>388957702
The old one didn't have a personality. "Badass" is Gearbox-tier. Besides, the best one is Legend Lara.

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>>388949819

>>388957702
I wouldn't mind if the new games had Lara grow over time, but in Rise she's literally same person. They even teased Lara in TR2013 using the twin pistols but she's still using fucking bows in Rise. It's like they forgot about the character development when making Rise.

>>388958323
>"Badass" is Gearbox-tier
And it's also a woman weiling twin pistols running away from boulders, ziplining off the great wall of china and facing off against all manner of unholy creatures in pyramids

Does Rise still have the shitty weapon upgrading?

>>388943883

Ireland!

>>388943703
Her shoulders are actually wider than her hips. Holy shit.

I'd still smash.

>>388943703
Tattooed jailhouse nigger and sloped haircuts are the current trend... Fucking hate this country.

>>388958873

Damn it I meant to quote:
>>388943883

>>388958539
That has nothing to do with her personality though. Oldest Lara was a rock.

>>388953605
no way that girl is below 18

>>388958487
>0 results
sauce pls

>>388951141
is that her cousin or something?

Reminder
http://fuckheadmanip.tumblr.com/post/141846508053/so-you-all-got-a-glimpse-at-her-with-the-easter

>>388958323
Yes she does. It's just not spelled out for you with obvious character traits.

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>awesome fucking fan remake demo just came out
>you retards talk about some 3dpd literally who

>>388958531
Or it's almost as if they're not making Tomb Raider games and just slapping the title onto the last two games, because they know no one would buy games from a new IP from them otherwise.

>>388959530
Reminder that he's not using the official game model, he's not even using the same face. Daily reminder that >>388954815 shows her actual tit size.

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>>388944615
>fucking a hotdog with arms and legs

>big dick
>good looking
>rich
>fucking this thing
how do we save the fasserbender guys?

>>388959408
>yandex
@gymbrazil

>>388960625
He got tired of banging hyper feminine women, so he decided to to the opposite extreme of that.
What he needs to get fixed by is a Midwestern female, since they're in the middle of the femininity spectrum.

>>388955050
That rectangle is pretty big. How big is his cock?

>>388960625
He's an A-list Hollywood celebrity, dude. He's fucking children, we just don't know about it.

>>388960931
>we just don't know about it.
the OP tho

>>388960041
But it's fun to point and laugh at the disabled.

>>388944346
Jewllywood is trying hard to push that whole "women are more than sex objects" with this movie.

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>>388959408
@pamelagunthner

>>388944198
Hey, MK was great. Annihilation, not so much, but the first one was great

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>>388960397

>>388943982
Bruh how do you end up with a body that is a rectangle?

>>388946896
Make the bar longer

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>>388961497
>>388960397
you fucking guys

>>388961410
Holy fuck
>Tattoos
>Butterface
>only redeeming quality is her shittunnel
Are you perhaps a person of melanin descent?

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>mfw I literally have more tits then her
fuck my life to tbqh

Whoa I just had a thought guys.
Alicia is Fassbender's beard.
She's masculine enough that he can pretend she's actually a guy and his boyfriend, too.

>>388947791
DELET THIS!

>>388952860
Naw, for an old jewess that pic of Natalie isn't bad.

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>>388943703

>we will never have an athletic Hayley Atwell playing original Lara

>>388960041
>he doesn't know /v/ likes outrage more than video games now

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>>388952860
Nats a cuties, though.

>>388955050
Is that Shroud

I am more surprised they didn't make a black or latina tomb raider. Everything is blacked in hollywood nowadays.

>>388943703
>>388943883

God damn I'd kill to have that body.

>>388962246
>Has the tits
>Has the face
Shame really. Also Emily Blunt would be awesome as a Lara Croft.

>>388962590
Actually recently revealed leaks reveal that that was the case, but they settled for tranny Lara after Square Enix refused to have one of their IP's become blacked.
You can't prove me wrong.

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Le flat is justice xD

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What a shame.

>>388943883
/pol/ here how can I get like that girl on the right

She makes me look a swarthy barbar
:(

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couldve been worse

they couldve hired THIS monstrosity

Nigga that's a dude.

>>388959358
We do like to think though. Makes it better.

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>404
>ass not found

>>388962828
it doesn't make sense, Death Note was a japanese OC and it was blacked.

>>388943703
That's a man

>>388943883
What's the point of using a bra?

>>388963201
Is that the guy who played Dorian in The Mask?

>>388946735
Perfect tranny

>>388943703
I'd still rather have this than fake tits.

>>388943703
Can't they find a younger Jessica Biel?
At least Sophie's actress is hot

Do women with small tits get bullied by women with big tits?

>>388963103
Seriously, how the fuck did she do it? I've seen blade 3 like a million times and like clockwork Biel would make my dick diamonds.

>>388944198
MK was good and the Prince of Persia one was decent

>>388964810
Yes. It's called titty envy.

>>388964810
no, they will be bullied by men with big tits

I unironically think she looks the part pretty well. Is she in anything. Can she act?

>>388965063
this whole thread is proof of that

>>388965187
I'd bully Alicia for her tiny navel

>>388965187
Not really, it's just fucking weird and hilarious seeing a "female" looking 1:1 like a male. There are literally mtf trannies that pass better then her, a person who's purportedly a genetic female.

>>388965517
She does kind of look like a hotdog you're right.

>fictional movies to prove that women are actually capable and not sex objects

lmao why dont they just use real women who are really capable as examples instead of making them up?

oh right there aren't any LMAO

>>388962281
>now
I've been here for literally 10 years now and I can safely say that /v/ has always preferred anger to video games.

>>388966197
No that's not it. Having large breasts actually hinders women from doing strenuous activity which is needed to take part in action roles, it's actually not healthy to have them flopping all over the place, why do you think sports bras are a thing?

The real question is, why doesn't hollywood give smaller women prosthetic breasts to fill out that role accurately?

>>388964906
By being extremely attractive?

>>388943883
She looks like the statue of David gone wrong.

>>388966725
Why don't women scientists come up with a better and more comfortable way of keeping tits in check?

oh right there aren't any LMFAO

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>>388950606
>those thighs

Lord have mercy

>>388943703
negative titties

>>388943703
What Tomb Raider song is this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2JDto0KSr0

>>388943703
>>388943883
>>388943982
>>388944615
>>388945481
>When you hit random in the character creator.

>>388966197
>mfw they cast Kacy Catanzaro

She would probably make a pretty good Lara desu.

>>388967443
It's the one from the jeep chase in The Last Revelation.

>>388967740
Thanks.

>>388959358
She is.

I'm pretty sure she is >>388950606 (left one) she was 13~14 around that time, probably 15~16 nowadays.

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>>388943703
>"Why don't women get fit for action roles like men do!? They're too lazy!"
>Gets fit.
>Doesn't get breast implants like 100% of fitness girls.
>Does get but injections or implants like 50% of fitness girls.
>Remains all natural.
>Physique is actually optimal for athletics.
>Actually looks like she is capable.
>"N-not like that..."

Everyone loves to cry "double standard", until they're faced with the reality of what equal standards produces.

>>388943883
Looks like a bad photoshop.
>i took this photo of my mate on a boat and photoshopped him to look like a girl.
>haha nice bra nigel

>>388968079
In my mind she needs to become significantly more beefy and masculine to become sexy, I'm straight by the btw

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>>388966197
>oh right there aren't any LMAO

Minami Tsukui was a major character in Kamen Rider Gaim. She did all of her own stunts both in suit and out. The only other person to do that was Hiroshi Fujioka A.K.A Kamen Rider 1.

>Other actress who do their own shit
Angelina Jolie
Cameron Diaz
Kristen Stewart
Gina Carano
Chloe Grace Moretz
Zoë Bell

>>388968079
See
>>388967659

>>388968079
Last time I checked, girls getting fit didn't make them switch genders.

>>388943982

Disgusting. No hips, no breasts, no ass, just 12 year old boy physique. I know the Jews are trying to rot culture away, but is this thing a tranny, or is it just some kike actress that's been getting fucked by studio owners since it was 15?

>>388948237
White media? Show me this white media?
Show me the 'media' that is run by white people.

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>>388968458
That girl is 4'11''. I know Nu-Lara is relatively shorter than Lara. But really, she's average height. Not that small. Plus she doesn't appear to be an actress. And she's really not that pretty either. It's kind of hard to tell, but I think she has fake boobs too. As there are some pictures where her chest is much more manly shaped, and then pics where she has a couple swells.

I'm sorry, but this crazy-eyed manface is actually a worse pic. If you're just going to name random fitness girls, then at least choose someone worth looking at.

>>388946720
Lucy Lawless is beautiful, I couldn't stand that insufferable radfem meme character Xena, but that actress was sexy as fuck.

>>388946621
he drowned her you know..

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>>388969171
>Her in spartacus

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>>388968651
Have you ever taken a good look at female athletes? They all share the same features. Wide shoulders, narrow hips, and lacking midsection, since they've build up core muscles.

>>388969406
They still look like female dumbass. Not like some lanky tranny who BTW is not fit.

>>388968321
>'stunts' for a childrens tv show
Amazing, what an inspiration
>list of whores that have never done anything of value
THE FUTURE IS FEMALE SHITLORD!

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>starring fallon fox as lora crowft

>>388969406
I didn't know Wojak was a female athlete.

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>>388969312

>>388969746
>They still look like female
>narrow as fuck hips
>no tits
>large upper body

>>388969905
He's not wrong. They do look like women. Just not that attractive is all.

>>388969406
They all try to be more like men as men are better than them in every way.

Must be a depressing existence.
>i'll show those men that women can be just as good!
>proceeds to gradually become a 'man'

>>388969406

reminder that olympians, either gender, are all on the juice

>>388969905
Their shoulders don't jut out past their hips, have a triangular shaped upper body, have negative tit, no curves at all, and look like some pasty 15 year old boy that's been playing COD all day long for the past year.

>>388970036
Oh yeah. Fair point.

>>388970036

ps. as are all MMA fighters

>>388969406
Not just that though, women with narrower hips and broader shoulders do better in sports to begin with, women with wider hips for example are more likely to develop injuries in the legs compared to narrower hipped women, basically the male body is what you want in a physically capable humanoid, which is why men developed the way they are to begin with.
But all that aside, many of those women have developed quite a bit of musculature, the actress in the OP does not have much muscle and yet is more masculine than most of those female athletes.

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>>388969747
>>list of whores that have never done anything of value
>Zoe Bell
>Stunt double for Uma Thurman in Kill Bill
>Angeline Jolie. The original Tomb Raider.
>Hasn't seen Kamen Rider Gaim or know anything about tokusatsu stunt work.

>>388969406
Looks like the race options in WoW.

>>388950606
sauce?

>>388951141
He probably ran through hot sluts all through his 20s, then he thought it was more exciting to fuck plain Janes and uggos.

Kinda like how your porn tastes devolve from big tittied white women to trannies and midgets.

>>388969171
To be fair, she wasn't like that in original seasons. It wasn't until the last few that a lot of key people left, and a bunch of dumb fuck fags didn't realize that the lesbian subtext was a joke and not supposed to be taken literally or seriously. Hence you got Xena and Gab becoming scissor sistors by the end of show. Also I'm pissed at what they did to Callisto, she was hot as the bad girl, but NOOOOOPE gotta make her one of the good guys and turn her into a literal angel that thinks anything but sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation is a sin.

>>388969406
Rolling for 4