I'm not from the united states but, is it true that your

Yes. I've also seen this in Canada.

But it was long after GCN came out and everyone who wanted one already had one.

Last McDonalds I went to had a touch screen game.

>>388899060
I've never seen a station like that, but a local McDonald's used to have touch-screen game stations. They removed them at some point when I was away for about a year though. I don't think most stores find the maintenance required is worth it.

Yes. My local one had tony hawk pro skater on them all

The one near my house when I was younger had a station with like 6 Gamecubes. Unfortunately they were on a (very short) timer before they restarted. Don't know why.

>>388899060
literally the only positive thing about this country

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>>388899060
Went to a McDonald's once as a kid on a road trip, and it had one of those. Too bad all it had was some Winnie the Pooh game.

>>388899138

Can confirm that they're in Canada. Went to Lake Ontario years ago to see an old friend of the family and during a stopover in the GTA they had one built right into the table so you could eat and play Luigi's Mansion at the same time.

Is anyone gonna talk about Moon Man?

Those kid stations were sweet, I mostly remember the N64 ones.

>>388899060
In 1999 I had my 9th birthday at McD's with all my friends. We had McD's pizza, and ice cream. The indoor playground area they had was massive, or it seemed massive at the time, and it was all to us. And we played Mario Kart 64 and Pokemon Stadium (which was brand new at the time) at the video game stations like in the OP's pic. It was glorious. Best birthday.

At one time, yeah.

Man, Mac Tonight really needs a revival.

>>388899060
I never saw a gamecube, but the McDonald's that was by where I used to live had an N64 up by the front counter.

>>388899826
>Mc D's Pizza

You wat nigga?

>>388899712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dynkknbykrU
My favorite Moon Man song

>>388899986

>A line of personal-sized pizzas was first seen in the late 1970s in test-market stores near interstate highways around Milwaukee and Madison. In Canada (c. 1992–99), the pizza originally began as a family-sized pizza that was brought out to the table by an employee and placed on a raised rack in the centre of the table. Later it was scaled down to a personal-sized pizza. However, variations have found their way into some international markets such as India (the pie-like "Pizza McPuff"). McDonald's also test marketed a 14-inch, round, traditional-style pizza in Evansville, Indiana, and nearby Owensboro, Kentucky, in 1989.[62] By 1991, the McDonald's test markets for pizza had grown to over 500 McDonald's locations before the pizza test was placed on hold.[63] Pizza was discontinued in most restaurants by 2000. The reason for eliminating the pizza from the menu was that the time to cook a pizza took 11 minutes, and McDonald's wanted to keep its reputation for fast service.

MOON MAN MOON MAN CAN'T YOU SEE?

>>388899986
They used to serve pizza at McDonald's and it was fucking awesome. But I was also a kid so maybe I overrated it. This was in Canada mind you, maybe by 1999 they got rid of their pizza down the states.

>>388899986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd9WT4PM4TM

mc donalds had pizza

>>388900138
/pol/tards need to hang from trees

>>388899060

kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk

In the mcdolans from my town, it was a 4 screen kiosk with mario kart double dash.

>>388899060
They're in Canada as well. My local Mickie Ds had GC games until a few years ago.

>>388900210
I know. I had some. It tasted like sadness & slim jims, slapped with Ragu & melted string cheese

>>388899060
I use to play smash 64 & mario kart 64 when I was in middle school

Not here. I live in Mexico-lite, and if that program was ever implemented, it was rapidly taken down for loss of console.

>>388899060
Doubt they would do something like this again. Franchisees are more interested in self service kiosks in their stores. McDonald's is going through a huge process of renovating their US stores to have a more modern look and "urban" feel. They are trying to attract the cafe crowd, vidya is not a part of this image. Even the play places are getting demolished and not rebuilt in many locations.

>>388899986
Certain McDonald's in prominent locations have pizza. There's a huge 2 story busy one in my city that has the playplace, an arcade, serves pizza and food you can't buy at a regular McDonald's, hosts birthday parties.

too bad the joysticks were always fucked and they were always sticky from soda slobber

>>388901006
>McDonald's is going through a huge process of renovating their US stores to have a more modern look and "urban" feel. They are trying to attract the cafe crowd, vidya is not a part of this image. Even the play places are getting demolished and not rebuilt in many locations.

That's fucking sad. People like to shit on McDonald's (much of it deserved) but it was genuinely a great place for families in the 80s, 90s and early 2000s.

Twist niggers heads off niggers and gayers chicken wing eating players

>>388900804
that sucks man, playing smash bros and having a big mac is one of my favorite memories of my childhood

>>388900329
moon man moon man, black lives matter!

>>388901220
Yeah. They're working to get rid of the tacky red roofs and streamline their buildings. I don't mind the modern exteriors but my personal favorite are the retro 50s styled ones. believe they're trying to move away from the kid-oriented, family friendly image they had for decades, into a more "hip" hangout spot marketed at millenials. It's not really much of a place to bring your family to eat dinner at anymore. These stores make about 80% of their profit through the drive thru anyways.

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>>388899060
I saw a Gamecube one once, it was pretty suprising, I was with my friend and we played Melee for a bit even though we had it at home.

american suburbbaby here. my dentist had one of these kiosks

does anyone own one of these now? did they rip the sampler disc? i can't remember what games came on them. i cannot remember what it looks like

>>388899060
>>388899060
https://youtu.be/ytw814F90Mc

>>388899060
I've never seen anything like that.

At a local bank branch there used to be 2 DSs (the very first one) with a super mario game in the waiting area, had som fun times then.

I've never seen em.

At least not when I was a kid and not any time recently when I went to mcdonalds that I saw.

I live in Canada and they had one when I was a kid
I distinctly remember trying to beat the first level of Pikmin before the game reset on me

>>388899060
YOU'RE FAR OUT OF LINE NIGGERS
I FUCKING DARE YOU
NO AMOUNT OF CHICKEN WINGS WILL PREPARE YOU

>>388899060
I remember those. Too bad the controllers were always broken and covered in food.

>>388901689
It's kind of a dumb thing to do if that's the case. I can see why they'd shift away from kiddification, with how much this stuff has gone out of style, but there's no way you can make a place that sells cheap soft-serve and hamburgers "hip".

Then again though, it's the same company that rolled out a whole marketing campaign without realizing they were suggesting people stick their dicks in their cheeseburgers. I can see them trying to pull a radio shack and shortening their name to "The D"

>>388899060
in Austria, some McDonalds had PS2

>>388899060
We had two at my local Mickey D's that just endlessly ran Lego Star Wars

You'll make it bro

>>388903160
>I can see them trying to pull a radio shack and shortening their name to "The D"
Kek but that probably won't happen. The funny thing about McDonald's is that I've always associated the name with the "old macdonald had a farm" nursery song.

Never seen one of those, but one that I went to did have an MvC2 cabinet that I had forgotten all about until I played the game again on xbox 360.

>>388899060
In Canadaland yea, I remember playing some yoshi game on the n64 at a Mc Donalds

>>388901782
is this from privateer press?

>>388899060
Mine didn't. Mine had and still has these 3 computer things I vaguely remember.

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Yeah we always had ones with N64's, two controllers to each station, and about 10-20 minutes of gameplay before it would auto-reset.
I use to try getting as far as I could in Kirby 64
>be 5 years old
>the higher station has the better games
>tfw can barely reach to play Mario Kart

>>388899887
Too bad it will never happen now.

>>388899060
There's a McDonald's that I went to less than a year ago that still had what appeared to have the GameCube setup, there was also a local gym that I've passed by that has one too oddly enough.

https://youtu.be/sZkKqclmUsY

Some of them did.
I remember one of mine had an N64 and Mario Kart.

>>388904347
It was Yoshi's Story anon

>ctrl+f
>"dream"
my Burger King had a video game table in the playroom. 4 (yes F O U R) dreamcasts were hooked up and playing Toy Story 2.

We had McDonalds with Gamecubes in Mexico too, but i think they never worked.

>>388906338

neither do mexicans

>>388906383

Mexishits BTFO

Fuck you, i'm the one who posted that. We do the shit gringos don't want to do etc etc

>>388899060
I remember playing those. I dont know if they still have them because in california no one but senior citizens and moms go to mcdonalds. I havent been there in a decade and if i did go everyone would look down at me

>>388906383
Video games were a mistake, what have I done.
- Shigeru Miyamoto

>>388899060
SICKER THAN YOUR AVERAGE N-

>>388899060
we used to have them here in finland back in the days
haven't been around for +10 years tho

>>388901006
Orlando?

I remember that place.

>>388899887
Bastardized a classic old Boby Darin song.
No thanks tripfag.

>>388903160
>stick their dicks in cheeseburgers
>"cum" again?

yeah

kkk

The McDonalds near my house had two relatively new arcade cabinets, last time I went there 10+ years ago or so. Mr. Driller and PuyoPuyo I think.

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You ever wonder how Santabot feels about how his interpretation of Mac Tonight and the resurgence? I remember being there when his YTMND just got brought back into relevance and the very first edits were being made. There was an anon that claimed to be him a few times, posting his content. I couldn't say for sure if it was him, though I did discuss with him. Pretty interesting to watch Mac Tonite go from the commercial to Hotwheels to YTMND and now Moonman and Tf2 Spy loadouts. It really is interesting for someone as interested in internet archaeology as I am. I can't be the only one, can I?

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>>388899060
Fixed

>>388906383
I thought the stereotype with Mexicans was that they TOOK jobs, not act lazy.
You're thinking of the blacks.

>>388907883

Yeah, make up your minds, McDonaldstatians.

>>388899060
The usual McDonalds I went to didn't have one, but I remember going to one that had super monkey ball

Of course the average kid who used these could only play for like 30 seconds since they'd have to go actually eat their food

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>>388908159

I member McDonalds having smash bros for the n64 for free with 4 controllers attached, but the game would automatically reset after like 10 minutes of playing, and sometimes it would reset while we were playing.

>>388899060
Only in white people area, for obvious reasons.

SICKER THAN YOUR AVERAGE NIGGER KILLER

>>388903160
Wait what campaign was that and was it what caused the mcchicken vid?

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>>388899060
They were always greasy as fuck, missing some pieces and you could smell how many hamburger, shit and fries scented fingers have gone through it.

It's really not a reason to be jelly, after using it like 2 times I kinda got grossed out of it honestly.
Not to mention there was always some retard with his fat mother using the thing for hours without letting go.

>>388908337
>bent sticks
That's how you knew you were in a shit neighborhood.

>>388899060
Back in the late 90s, I know a few had N64s, but it was usually outside of most parts of major cities (Nigs would break most of them and were 95% of the clientele for McD, occasionally ones in touristy areas would have one) and in newer establishments. I remember seeing one when we stopped midway through a town on vacation, I thought it was pretty neat.

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>>388908820

>>388907883
They do both actually. Jose takes a job and then brings his family to live on welfare. Both fuck the rest of america by driving down labor value and draining taxes respectively.

>>388900130
Pretty cool almost sounds like the real thing in places instead of a text to speech thing.

>>388908954
I literally used the thing, you do know what sour grapes means right anon.
No reason to use that shit when I could just go use the playplace and play vidya when I get home, I don't know why ANYONE would.

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>>388899986

I remember going to a Mcdonalds on a road trip that had a Nintendo 64 station with one of the games being Resident Evil 2.

>no one posting best one
https://youtu.be/_hI0qMtdfng

Is moon man a McDonalds thing? I had no idea.

>>388899060
>Moonman in kid's area

best timeline

>>388909479
close, but no cigar.
https://youtu.be/wVDVL5I3PQE

Yeah they sure were great!

>Controllers never get washed so you have 4 years of snotty nose burger hands all over them
>Stickiest surface ever
>Visible sweat marks on the controller
>C-stick is bent
>Left analog stick has no rubber on it and bite marks all over it
>B button doesn't press down right


Look how bent the one in the OP is. Like some kid grabbed it and put their entire weight on the thing that attaches the controller

>>388908337

The fucking saggy analogs

>>388909548
He was their mascot before they switched to Ronald. How he got picked up by white supremacists, I don't know.

>>388901220
That happened with our local one, and I understand why, but it's still sort of disheartening.

I absolutely hate MCDonald's food compared to pretty much every other chain out there, I feel like it's almost always bland and tasteless, it's pretty much the equivalent of ramen noodles in the sense that they're dirt cheap and at least fill you up for a bit but not particularly enjoyable. Whereas I enjoy a lot of other fast food places, MD's pretty much solely exists to be a place to eat when you're broke and have to have food on the go. It was a great place to take children to because of the play area to keep them occupied in the ten or so minutes it takes to get your food, and the happy meals are exciting for them with a toy, and the price is so low that even the most destitute families can afford to take their kids there every once in a while, but if you don't have kids, there's really no reason to go. I know I avoid the place when at all possible just because when I eat out, I want something that's at least a little enjoyable, even if I have to spend more to get it.

Changing the look to a modern one and reinventing themselves as a semi-upscale place for anyone instead of simply a family-kid oriented place might bring back their customer base in the long run if they implement it right, but McDonald's did have the kid market pretty much cornered, narrow though it is. No kid cares to go to Wendy's or Burger King or anywhere else really when they can visit the ball pit and get a cool toy in their meal, and that means the entire family is getting pulled along too. I don't think the food will ever improve to the point where people will really find it a draw over anyone else, especially now that other chains are starting to get real competitive in their prices as well.

>>388906338
aurrera and walmart used to have them too, also xbox.

>>388899138
There's a McDonald's near me here in Quebec that still had a gamecube with Mario Kart Double Dash last time I went. The place also had public computers, and two stories, it's pretty fancy for a McDonald's.

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Yeah haha look how great it is. Gaming at Mcdonalds ROCKS!

>>388909757
Ronald has always been their mascot, mac tonight was just a publicity stunt/promotional thing.
You're way out of the loop anon

>>388905512
So I'm just going to guess, even though nobody can really confirm, the one on the right is Banjo Kazooie

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>>388910113
Yeah I wanna touch that

>>388906383
I can't agree. Mexicans work their ass off. Mostly because they are illegal and need to work. And when they are legal they still work there asses off.

Blacks on the other hand...

>>388909757
>He was their mascot before they switched to Ronald
I think Moon Man was just used as a mascot for McDonald's that were open late at night. Not sure.

>>388910113
>Pikmin
I guess you could get through the first level before it auto resets.

>>388909757
It was an old YTMND meme that got picked up again by pol around the same time as Ben Garison jokes.

>>388908972
Hang yourself whitey

>>388899060
Fuck yeah man but ultimately after awhile they wouldint be worth using anymore as the DIPSHIT children you had to share it with would completely destroy the fucking controller. Even as a kid I couldint fucking fathom how fucking dumb you had to be to break these things.

>>388908706
>nu-/v/ doesn't know the i'd hit it meme anymore
Good lord we've fallen far.
Just google "mcdonalds i'd hit it"

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>>388910320
Truth hurts babe.

>>388910501
Non burgerlander. Never saw that here.

>>388908820

This 100 times. I always remember some annoying as kid on it the entire time I'm there while the fat ass mother probably high as fuck sitting around staring into space.

My guess is my life was most likely way better than that kids.

>>388909257
PiΣΣa?

>>388899887
They did recently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2k1gKoj6Lc

>>388910429
Because there is always some shitty parent that raises a retard that breaks everything he touches when he doesn't get his way.

LET GO CHAD!

NO NOT YET!

WE NEED TO GO CHAD!

NOOOOOO! (Proceeds to pull bang up the controller)

*mother pulls kid away *
*kid pulling on control stick for his life*

And now Mario moves slightly to the left instead of standing still.