> Jarate! The jar-based karate! this may genuinely be the

>>388809796
I've always liked "You cannot burn me, I'm already on fire!"

>>388809796
>implying even ONE game would add in a piss jar joke

>>388811850
SCOTLAND IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY.

YOU ARE AN ENGLISHMAN IN A DRESS.

>>388812065
The Soldier's lines are all golden.

TF2 in general has some of the best humor of any game. The banter between all the characters never gets old.

"i merely finished what your liver started"

From that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo.

Unless it's a farm.

>>388809796
>What are you gonna do? Run 2miles away and shoot me?
>Ye- NO!
My laughter still echoes to this day

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LOTTA GOOD THAT SOLDIER TRAININ' DID'JA, I'M DRUHNK

>>388812065
WE GOT YOU COMPLETLY SURROUNDED...
ATLEAST FROM THIS SIDE

>>388809796
Ugh, Tf2 """"humor""".

All the crap in TF2, if it was made today and put in a game, /v/ would be shitting all over it.

Oh wait, it was. Cough, Overwatch.

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>>388812701

>>388812701
Overwatch characters banter between eachother isn't even funny
It's all very tame, even Junkrat the only redeeming character

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>>388812701
(you)

God fucking damn I miss TF2 before all the hats and weapons, only realizing when I see a picture like that. What a fucking incredible world and such amazing characters.

You're a looooooooooooooong way from France, boy.

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>>388812701
Anon no. Overwatch's banter is witless.

>tfw I remember when hats were first introduced and I was so behind it all

at first, all the hats fit the theme of the world, perfectly adding to the aesthetic without going too far. that spy suit change, where it just changed his suit a little, really nice touch. or you could change his knife slightly, or that medic mask one, just a simple mask for the medic, worked fine. slowly but surely, they got worse, and worse, and then they just went full fuck it, tiaras and pink tutus with colour changing shirts and unusual with bells and whistles swirling around your head completely destroying any theme of the characters. god damn it

I am going to strangle you with your own frilly training bra!

>>388809796
So what does karate have to do with jarate other than the name being similar anyways?

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>>388812701
This man is not wrong. TF2 is one of my favorite games of all time, and I know for a fucking fact that if the EXACT same game with the EXACT same humor and wit were released next week, /v/ would fucking collapse from the collective shitposting that would commence.

Times have simply changed, and gaming as a whole has too.

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>>388813409

>>388813405
Nothing. It's just a trendy name to sell more jars.

>>388813276
>tfw almost no one tries to look good
It's amazing the amount of compliments you can get for simply not throwing random cosmetics together like a retard.

>>388813490
nu-/v/ would call Demoman SJW pandering

>>388809796
You mean it's the number one joke?joke?

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step aside plebs

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>>388815879
>7351 hours

>>388812065
>>388812121
IF GOD HAD WANTED YOU TO LIVE HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED ME

>>388811850
The actual line is better. It's
>You cannot burn me, I'm already ablaze with passion FOR WAR!

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DOMINATED SMOKEY

Nice hustle, tons of fun!
Next time, eat a salad.

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That was an amazing killing spree... by the other -MEDIC!

>>388809796
>tf2 """jokes"""
so funny haHAA 12 btw

>You're like a car crash in slow motion, it's like I'm watching you fly through a windshield

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>>388813409

This. Everyone would call it reddit tier humor / cringe.

>>388816694
>I've seen better sides of beef been run over by a dyson sphere

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIC

YOU LOOK LIKE NA'LI

>>388817082
I DIDN'T NEED YOUR HELP YA KNOW

>>388813409
No, not really.

>>388817082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ur0aP4BO94
Admit it, you micspammed this at least one

>>388812701
>Ugh
>Cough
Kindly remove yourself

>>388817123
>want to thank my teammate
>"DIND NEED YUOR'E HELP U KNO"
thanks demoman

>>388817237
He's drunk, you don't have an excuse

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>Yeah…
What did he mean by this?

>>388817237
yeah the first time I heard that I genuinely felt bad and spent the rest of the match trying to protect the medic

Tsundere Demo is cute though

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This is a bucket

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>>388817386

Let's IMPLY, I insist on the IMPLY part of the question; that for some reasons, valve decides to make 4 of TF2's classes women, which 4 should get aftcted?

>>388817386
Dear God...

>>388817468
There's more.

>>388817508
No...

>I'm also shagging ur wife
what did he mean by this

>>388817461
3 obvious choices and one bullshit choice

Pyro
Scout
Spy

Demoman

>>388817461
None.
Each class's level of masculinity (or lack thereof) is an integral part of their character

>>388815753
Nu-/v/ is 80% kids, why would I respect their opinions?

>>388817461
Medic because girls only play healers

Pyro because what difference would it make?

Sniper because 12 year olds don't want to pay as girls.

Spy because women are backstabbing assholes

10th Anniversary update when

>>388817545
Except Pyro. You could arguably make Spy work as a femme fatale, and I don't think the Heavy's masculinity is ever brought into the spotlight but what kind of madman would want to have Heavy changed in any way.

>>388816984
(you)

yes, twitch humor IS better than TF2 humor! right Kappa LUL PogChamp XDD!!!

>>388817461
Heavy's sister will replace Heavy in TF3.

>>388817651
I would trade medic for scout desu.

>>388817710
There's a whole bunch of voice lines questioning pyro's gender or just calling him a girl, if he really did turn out to be a woman that dynamic is lost entirely

also meet the pyro would get retconned because muh harmful stereotypes

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>>388812701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK9ya1vZZcU

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>>388817653
>What? 10 years? That's can't be right ...

>>388817890
Why would they change any Pyro quotes? It's not like anyone in the team will ever know whether he's truly a she or not. It's just confirmation on Valve's part for the playerbase, nothing more.

Also they wouldn't change a thing, especially considering the only black man is a drunken mess.

>>388817868
that would be neat tbqh

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>>388817868
I was thinking that instead of Demoknight continuing to be a tumor on Demoman, they could flesh it out into a full melee class with Zhanna.

Am I the only one who thinks that Valve should update the medals for people who have been playing since atleast 09 minimum?

Game is close to 10 years old and Im tired of seeing so many people with the Merc medals

>>388818587
I mean 07-09 mainly

>>388812415
A Tzu

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>>388819050
a TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>388818587
All those medals are some of the worst cosmetics ever made, so I don't really care.

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*looks at b4nnys hours*

>>388819957
Well when your income depends solely on a dying game, its kinda what you have to do.

Hopefully QC picks up

>>388812701
(you)

>>388815753
"""nu-/v/""" calls anything sjw pandering

>>388811850
>>388816686
He has both, as well as
>Your white flag does not stop American bullets!
>How do you like that, All Quiet on the Western Front?

>>388816994
You're like a cock in slow motion
It's like I'm watching you FAPpin
through a windshield

also, why is playing demo so hard? laying down stickies spontaneously against the enemy in near-frontlines I don't get how to do, yet I see red badged demos just remove everything with his pocket demo on the other team. I get that you have to lay them 'predictably' and slowly box them into a spontaneously generating killzone while damaging them, but it's too fast.
or it's a soldier with a fancy hat. it's always the demo or solly.

>>388824309
>pocket demo
shit I meant pocket medic

>>388817868
>TF3
>Valve has proven they literally cannot count to 3 by suiciding episode 3

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>>388819050
Holy shit I just got the joke.

>>388817865
they're the same level of stupid.