>Click on vidya video >"Hey whats up guys"

How are you supposed to start?

>>388801196
'Sup bitches'

>>388801196
"Hayooo everynyan!"

>>388801196
"DAMN SON WHERE'D YOU FIND THIS"

>>388801587
Pretty cute desu

>>388801196
It's a me, Mario
Wahoo !
Here We Go!

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>>388799882
#open thread
#greentext
#close thread

>>388801196
"WE" followed by ten seconds of silence for the audience to finish the meme sequence

>>388801196
*heavy breathing*

>>388801196
By not saying a fucking word for the entire duration

>>388799882
>click gameplay video
>WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS UP EVERYBODY HOW ARE YOU DOING
>dislike
>close video

>>388802148
This

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>>388801196

bandicam watermark and notepad.

>>388801196
Depends on the context of the video. I'm sure 9 times out of 10 you can get more creative than 'what's up guys '

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>>388802148
>only vidya channel I watch is World of Longplays

>>388802242
>bandicam
>not hypercam
Dropped.

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>>388799882
>Click on vidya video
>"sometimes, i pull so hard i rip the skin"
>i'll buy that vidyagaem

>>388802242
>not xvideos and notepad

whatever.

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>Open 5 minute video
>Loud as fuck music plays obnoxiously
>SUBSCRIBE
>TWITTER
>LIKE AND FAVE
>Close and never return

>>388799882
WHADDUP YOOTOOB ITS YA BOY BLAH BLAH BLAH HERE, BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH, YO CHECK OUT MY SPONSOR SHIT HERE BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH, DON'T FORGET TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE HERP DERP HERRR DERP BLAH BLAH BLAH

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Sup y'all this is Marcus also known and epicnamebro and today we're gonna play some Dark Souls! Let's do the thing!

>>388801279
SUP BEECHES

>>388801196
Welcome back wolfpack

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>dubstep intro

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>intro is like 20 seconds long
>3 minutes video

I discovered this new technique that takes 5 seconds to show off and maybe 10 seconds to explain

let me spend 5 minutes at the start of the video doing shoutouts, discussing everything I've been doing in the past year, then showing the technique, doing it again in slow motion, doing more shoutouts to people, explaining the technique, then showing off bits of my stream so you can like, donate and subscribe

>>388801196
Cold opening into you yelling nigger into the facecam

>>388799882
Youtube made a big mistake with Adsense. Now everybody makes 10 minute videos with 30 seconds worth of information, so you have to watch a shitload of video to find a little piece of information. Especially clickbait vloggers.

>>388801587

How are you, fine sank you

>>388802930
why 10 minutes? never understood this

>>388801196
Howdy y'all!

>>388801196
WAZZZZZZ GOOOD NIGGUAHH

>>388801196
Howdy, niggers.