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Give me one good reason why video game characters should not be more realistic.
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>>388777561
fat people need to be culled from this earth so this shitty argument won't exist

there, that's a good reason
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>>388777561
No. YOU give me one good reason why they should.
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>>388777561
They're not real
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>>388777724
This
Answer the question OP
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Thiccc as fuck boi
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>>388777724
because Fat people are naturally more adept treasure hunters
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>>388777561
fat people can't do what Lara Croft can do. do you suggest they retcon the entire series and say she actually died in her cell because she was too fat to get out?
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>>388777561
because i like big titties
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>>388777561
Lara does a lot of climbing and gymanstics, people who do that are thin. A "realistic" version of her might have bigger arms, shoulder and back muscles but would definitely not be carrying excess fat.
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Why should the characters be realistic if the games aren't realistic?
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>>388777561

Because video games aren't about realism.
Faggot.
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>>388777561
people have been wanting realistic vidya since the beginning of its birth OP
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>>388777561
because I don't play video games for realism
give me one good reason why you haven't killed yourself yet
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>>388777891
This. Old Lara design is a bit ridiculous but closer to a real gymnast than some fattie.
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>>388777561
Because realism in videogames is a bad meme. It's also realistic that after going up a few flights of stairs you get to the top and do a little heave, you catch your breath, do that in a videogame and see how fast you grow to hate it.

I already deal with reality on a daily basis, why would I want to deal with it in a game world as well? Fuck that shit, I want to be the Doom Marine, or a mech pilot, or a space explorer, or a mage, etc.
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>>388777561
>argue with SJW about putting cultural groups in historically inaccurate setting
>It's fiction, it doesn't need to be realistic!
>show SJW a fictional adventurer with an attractive body type
>This video game needs to be more realistic!

Nobody cares about realism, they just want to force others into following their personal ideals.
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>>388777561
>amerifats think than be obese is normal
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>>388777561
Art.
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Video games and movies are escapism, the hulk isn't real.

The only people who care about female characters being "realistic" are fat / old / ugly feminists that are jealous as fuck.
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>>388777561
She raids tombs not fridges.
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>>388777891
>be fat lara croft
>climbing on mountain
>carabiner breaks
>it's the patriarchy's fault these aren't designed for realistic women!
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Give me one good reason why video game characters should not be more men.
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>>388778804
Because I would have to resort to 'realistic' waifus
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My pelvis is already starting to hurt.

She looks like she'd destroy my hip bones. Hiking girls are always like that, what gives?
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>>388777561
>there are people on /v/ RIGHT NOW who think that the left lara is mr skeletal and the right lara is """thicc"""
noone wants an obese treasure hunter
left lara is fine as she is, and looks like a fit woman
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>>388777561
Because real people are shit.
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>>388778804
>fit woman in a video game
>misogynistic sex object
>fit man in a video game
>male power fantasy why aren't there more women in games?!

You can't win.
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if lara were real shed be 800 lbs and constantly suing her multiple partners(cucks) for alimony and child support for her 321944233155^215 kids

she is american afterall
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>>388777561
Because the game is called "Tomb Raider", not "Fridge Raider".
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>>388777561
Because I play vidya to escape from reality
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Fat video game characters will never be well received because their initial premise is already a joke. The only one getting a pass is Mario because he's been around forever.
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>>388779094
Girl on the right would cowgirl my fucking thighs into dust.

>"HARDER ANON! I'M ALMOST THERE, WE'LL STOP AT THE RITE AID ON THE WAY BACK!"
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>>388777561
>realistic means fat

The world is laughing at you America.
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>>388777561

>AoD Model

It's surprising how well that model works in 'Rise of the Tomb Raider'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNuzsNfznfs
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>>388777561
Just because you didn't see attractive women in your life that doesn't mean they don't exist.
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>>388779170
I actually get annoyed at how muscular men are in video games, pic related is how devs think you'll look if you spend years doing nothing but mix alcohol with painkillers
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>>388779170
its by design retard so they can always bitch
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>>388779927
Max Payne is a seasoned cop with a penchant for brutality though.

A better example would be someone like Trevor from GTAV.
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>>388780087
trevor is a nigger though
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>>388779927
I mean mix drugs and alcohol with some workout in between and you get this in real life so not too far off
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>>388779187
She's a british aristocrat with daddy issues, she'd run a museum or something.
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>>388779187
Isn't she a brit?
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>>388777561
Because I play video games to escape the shitty aspects of reality, not to have them shoved in my face.
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>>388777561
Default Lara is already very realistic
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>>388777561
I have seen more women in real life like left than right.
Maybe Americans should stop thinking the rest of the world is like them.
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>>388779449
>The only one getting a pass is Mario because he's a cartoon
If you don't try to pass them as a moral choice that has to be followed by everyone, a character can be whatever you want.

Problem is feminazis and SJWs want every minority and female character to be "role models".
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>>388777561
Give me one good reason why Lara Croft, a character established as adventurous and athletic, should be a fat fuck.
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>>388780281
Isn't that more reason for him to be less muscular and dependent on his body weight? I don't see how being a jiggaboo makes you an ultra healthy guy. There's no correlation between skin color and fitness.
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>>388780737
>women with hourglass figures

kek yeah right. most women are either fat cunts or block shaped cunts
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>>388780737
The fuck you have. Women with that hip to waste to boob ratio are fucking rare and always have been.
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>>388779262
kek
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>>388777827
>Adept treasure hunters
>Hunts for Cake and or McDonalds
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F E T T
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>>388777561
The design on the right is one of the least realistic I've ever seen, no human being looks like that. Fucking bulimiacs should know better than to demand unrealistic body types.
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>>388780795
Because obesity is genetic and not influenced by your lifestyle or choices and has nothing to do with how active you are check your thin privilege you fatphobe reeeeee!
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>>388780960
What kind of person would deliberately pretend to hate something in order to attract those who disagree?
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>>388780960
Not in europe.
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>>388777561
Why would a gymnast look like the girl on the right?
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>>388781119
It's literally drawn by someone with a severe mental illness that affects their perception of reality.
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>>388777561
Since when has "realistic proportions" come to mean "american proportions"?
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>>388781157
especially in europe
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>>388781157
I've been to Europe several times. Most women there have bodies like pic related. It's worse than America. Sure America has lots of fatties, but European women have no fucking shape. They're either a shapeless stick or a shapeless blob.
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>>388781373
In europe you're more likely to see spoopy skeletons than that thing on the right. And I have never seen a morbidly obese people who wasn't a tourist, a grandma or a politician.
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>>388777561
Top half of the left one + bottom half of the right one = God
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>>388777561
You could play as a treasure hunter exploring ancient tombs lost to time solving puzzles, and fighting off jaguars.I guess that's 'fun'.You could also play a game that says something about society, and the human condition.Where's the Rosanne of video games?
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>>388781607
>You could also play a game that says something about society, and the human condition.
Don't wanna.
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someone should shope that to combine the best of both worlds
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>>388781507
Anon that's a tranny and you're full of shit.
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>>388781607
Stop wasting our oxygen, you disgusting inhuman monster. Not everything needs to be a deep exploration of __________
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>>388780960
try going to Italy
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>>388780993
>admits fat people are better treasure hunters
you literally just proved his point
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>>388782096
>fatty mistakes food for treasure
go do some pushups fat boi
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>>388782096
>Cake and McDonalds
>Treasure
Actually sickening, gross
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>>388779690
Does that include Canada as well?
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>>388777561
Just play Saints Row or something. Maybe then you can self insert you worthless slime
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>>388777561
>>388777724
>>388777828
>>388777891
>>388777923
if lara croft was realistic she'd be a man.
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>>388777561
Considering is Lara frequently is running around climbing and such it wouldn't make any sense for her not to be fit.
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>female athletes are fatasses
I don't think so, Tumblrina.
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Where does the "there are no physically fit women" meme come from?
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A woman spends a lot of time running and jumping and climbing and fighting is not going to be fat
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>>388781919
I'm inhuman?Maybe i'm too human.I care too much i guess.Why shouldn't video games be art?
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>>388783937
Fat Tumblr bitches that can't stand seeing women (even fictional ones) that look better than them. There's probably some numales with fat girlfriends that are insecure about their doughy blob of a gf and they want to make others feel bad for liking girls with nice bodies.
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>>388784317
>even her regular jumps are super high
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>>388784169
MORE MARIA
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>>388784895
>>388784169
He traps are fucking huge.
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>>388784895

What's the opposite of butterface?
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>>388777561
>Give me one good reason why video game characters should not be more realistic.
>realistic
If anything, the left is more realistic given her occupation.
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>>388777561
More like the Angel of thiccness am i right?
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Female athletes exist and they do not look like blobs
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>>388783060
At first I laughed at this picture, but then I realized it would be an effective method for explaining it to an elderly person.
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The fat epidemic concerns me more than any sort of social issues.
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>>388785034
her body looks great you fag
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>>388777561
If we shamed fat people as much as we do smokers, we wouldn't have this problem.
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>>388777827
oh yeah, no one else is better at raiding fridges
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>>388777561
Are slim people that rare in burgerland?
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>>388785412
Unless anon was being a fag, it seems like he was asking if there was a term for the opposite of butterface.
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>>388777561
Here's something we can all agree on
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>>388785616
Only in the south and on Tumblr
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>>388777561
Okay, realism.
Why would Lara be chubby? She's an adventurer archeologist who must be at the peak of her physical capacity in order to perform all feats she's able to.

For the sake of arguement, let's compare her to Solid Snake, or any soldier, really. Their duties DEMAND them to be at their peak, the same applies to lara. she must be slim to fit the Tombs' passages, athletic to move quick to both climb and hike, and other type of physical activities such as traps, monsters and other things.

If anything she should be MORE muscular, not more fat.
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>>388777561
I agree anon I'm glad at least one series got it correct
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Why aren't cartoons more realistic ?
Why aren't fictional books based more in reality?
Why aren't coming books based on fortune 500 execs instead of mutants ?

WHY don't you just go play some shuffle board and fuck a fuck you miserable faggot?
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>>388785626
>>388785034
Butterbody. Duh.
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>>388785650
why are they all so THICC
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>>388785851
This is the ideal treasure hunter. You may not like it but this is what peak treasure huntin looks like
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>>388784317
>>388784169
>>388783937
>>388783798
>>388784895
>>388785263
>>388779486
Please stop posting these fatshaming women! I'm feeling triggered!
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>>388777561
>fat is realistic

Thin people do exist, you know. I know it triggers you, but it's true.
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>>388785349
Good. Take on the food lobby and stop food companies from stuffing cheap products with sodium and sugars to fatten the population up. The obesity epidemic didn't even exist before high fructose corn syrup came into existence. They took natural sugar out of things in exchange for copious amounts of human fattening solution, then learned how to harden it and mold it into candies and other fatboy snacks. Even fries, chips, and other unhealthy shit is made differently now.
We're so keen on blaming individuals that we never even stop to think of how an entire network of corporations has convinced everyone to consume their obesity feed and love it.
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>>388786634
I'm definitely an individual blamer, but I do understand they have the deck stacked against them these days.
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Games about fit people running around tombs are meaningless.
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>All the girls posted here can easily pin me into submission
Is this how one develops a femdom fetish?
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>>388784284
Because anything can be art, you deluded fuck. A game that is made to be fun can be art just as much as a game that "explores the human condition"

Highbrow fucks like you always seem to forget that humor, crassness, etc. are also part of the human condition. Fuck even sitting on a table to eat with other people is part of the human condition,
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>>388785669
No in the entire country. I've lived from sea to shining sea and the thinnest state in the union, Colorado, is 1/5th obese and more than 50% overweight. Everybody is either fat or channels the extra calories into bodybuilding or some other activity because the hormones in the food are swelling us up like fat berries.
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>>388777561
The one on the right doing flips, climbing mountains, fighting..evil guys, swimming in the ocean is much less believable than the one on the right.
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>>388777724
>implying OP will post more than once
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>>388786838
I guess shitting in a can, and throwing it at a canvas is also art then
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>>388777641
Can we start with you?
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>>388786759
Well, yeah. Of course. If you ask two people to stand up, and one has severe arthritis in their hips, both can still stand. But it's harder for the one with arthritis. Same with staying thin eating American food vs natural food with no hormones or sugars pumped in.
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>>388787142
I'm into fitness, and I've personally helped people lose a lot of weight, and it just seems so easy once they commit to it. But I know that food addiction affects people differently.

I'm not going to lie though it's like the hardest thing to have sympathy for.
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>>388787043
It sure can be, just look at one of your highbrow contemporaries do it with another disgusting bodily function:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dZ5BtZkIR4
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>>388787343
truly this is the golden age of chubby chasers
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>>388785650
middle could have been the best one by far if she had a thinner waist
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>>388786935
>mfw remembering that article about a vegan dying on mount everest to prove vegans can do that sorta stuff too
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>>388787343
>tfw you realize the Hollywood blockbusters 100 years from now will probably feature 400+ lb actors playing historical figures from throughout history
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>>388787823
Really?
I remember a poor cat that had to be saved from vegan owners cuz they tried to force their cat into their life style.
Surprise, cats need meat or at least proteins from catfod such as Wiskas to NOT GO FUCKING BLIND.
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>>388787343
>Cortana
>intelligent AI that can choose what it wants to look like willingly chooses to have a fat avatar
lmao tumblr
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how to acquire greek gf as an american /v/?
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>>388788020
http://time.com/4344556/mount-everest-death-climbing-vegan/
yeah
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>>388777561

Fat people are only realistic in the USA, in the rest of the world they are not considered normal.
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>>388788201
Fucking christ.
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>>388788051
>fat
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>>388777561
>having attractive features is unrealistic
>you are only allowed to have breasts if you are ugly and fat
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>>388788256
It's alright soon everyone can join the party
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>>388785034
magarinefeet?
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>>388780087
>>388780281
>>388780834
Do you idiots mean Franklin, the actual black musuclar guy who isnt toned but more realistically built, or Trevor, the balding zany-Deadpool psycho.
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>>388788503
>Israel hasn't changed
>even the damned Africans are getting fatter
Yes...yes...the goyim are fattening up nicely.
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>>388788256
Except in Canada lmao.
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>>388789012
You should look at our fat statistics. It's weird, they're very concentrated. Like an area is either fat as fuck or has next to no fat people.
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>>388789012
and straya
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>areas full of asians
healthier
>areas full of anglos and negroes
fat as fuck
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>>388789003
>mfw Mexican
>Fat people tend to be the poorest, lowest-resources ones
>Because all they can afford are eggs, beans and corn tortillas
>All calorie high.
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>>388780683
who is she?
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>>388789392
China's on track to surpass everyone in the coming years now that 90% of their population isn't rice farming peasants
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>>388789392
This.

Cont.
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>>388789546
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>>388777561
cus dey dun look ged
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>>388789546
Those are some pretty dramatic colors until you realize everyone is either 20-25% or 35% or more in a few states. And that this map doesn't factor in the supermajority of overweight people that aren't obese.
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they are realistic for the most part
fat fucks sit on the couch or twitter, they don't raid tombs
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>>388789464
Rin Nakai.

>>388788461
>attractive features is unrealistic

Her waist is about as wide as her face, this is most definitely unrealistic.
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>>388789930
Could use a more lean muscle build on the left, but otherwise true for Croft.
A lot of archeologists are fat though.
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>>388780683
>5'1
>136lbs
I could take her in a dark alley desu
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>>388777561
I'm not playing games to be an average guy
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>>388789987
She's also very polygonal, extremely unrealistic, don't see people complaining about that.
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>>388790051
A lot of archeologists don't run around doing flips and shooting tigers with two handguns.
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>>388777561
Because it's fiction. Wanting fiction be like the real world is stupid and defeats the whole purpose of it.
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>>388790407
this
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>>388777561

If you think a chubster doing backflips like Laura Croft is realistic, I've got some bad news for you.
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>>388785318
Am I retarded? Is it a messenger pigeon?
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>>388777561
Video games should be modeled after the real world but not be the real world.

For example, mount and blade is a realistic game but the reason it's good is because it uses a variety of analog quantities to generate all of the gameplay elements.
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>>388777561
Realistic for who? American women? You go anywhere else in the world except for Brittain, Asia and Africa. and you'll find lots of ladies with big tits and/or no excessive belly fat.
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>>388777561
>From Tomb Raider to Refrigerator

In no way, shape, or form is that an "realistic" idea of a tomb raider. A idea of a all fat characters cheat-code maybe
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>>388791039
not really, whose the sterotypical guy who can bank roll a world wide trip exploring and stealing the worlds treasures? some banker fat cat
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>>388791039
>Left Lara is unreali -
Stupid American women.
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>>388791487
>picture: a cosplayer or officeworker who dosent actually raid tombs
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>>388791654
a /fit/ Cosplayer or office worker.
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>>388791654
You're retarded.
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>>388777561
I don't play video games for realism.
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>>388791357
>some banker fat cat
Lara's grandpa was the banker fat cat. She just inherted all and now has the dough to tomb raid.
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>>388791796
yeah /fit/ dosent raid tombs, they jerk off to eachother thinking about gainz. shes not either of those
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>>388791926
>imply she'd come to 4chan
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Video games aren't necessarily supposed to be realistic.
Look at some of the most iconic video game characters of all time. Not realistic in the slightest.
Are skinny people somehow unrealistic?
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>>388792087
yes, thats what i said
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>>388783798
>>388784169
>>388784317
>>388784895
>>388785263
>/v/ complains Lara should be thin because "it's realistic for her /fit/ness", posts olympic grills as an example of what she should look like.
>All these olympic grills have small tits, since tits are fat, but /v/ will trigger if anyone suggests Lara should have small tits because "it's realistic for her /fit/ness".
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>>388793197
tbqh her big tits are basically built into the design at this point
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>>388793197
faggot
>>388785650
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>>388793197
Look up Jordan Carver. She's got big tits and she's /fit/.
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Realistic does not mean average.
Or below average.
It's not impossible for someone who looks like Lara to exist in reality.
I fucking hate this planet
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>>388787343
>>388777561
This shit only started because land whales are mad because they can't get 10/10 superior husbandos.
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as a skinny chick with big tits, this post offends m. Why can't I be represented in video games?
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>>388794432
Heh, a friend who's like you is actually going to throw a shitfit if they reduce Tifa's bust in FF7 Remake. She loves Tifa for being a busy badass.
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>>388794432
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>>388793990
B-But muh vagina!
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>>388793675
>Jordan Carver
Fake breasts.
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>>388777561

we get enough realism in real life
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>>388792106
>Are skinny people somehow unrealistic?

Only skinny women. And only when you're a jealous landwhale yourself.
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>>388784435
>regular jumps

Nigger, that's the triple-jump event. Those two jumps before she launches into the sand are part of it.
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>>388777561
>Acrobat, diver and treasure hunter
>Fat
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fat =/= realistic
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>>388786327
Hope it triggered you to go for a sprint
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>>388794863
>Heh, a friend
>implying you aren't referring to yourself in some sad attempt to save face on an anonymous taiwanese cat rollerblading forum
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>>388777561
wow thats fucking disgusting what have you done
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>>388796753
No, I'm a guy. My friend isn't like "gaymur grill xD" But she liked the original FF7 when I lent it to her when we were on grade school.
... It was the PC version.
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>>388790407
If that were true this season of game of thrones would be the best
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>>388797156
But... Game of Thrones is real world, other than the dragons, it uses live people.
It's not comparable to a game or cartoon.
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>>388778804
Men are ugly.
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>>388778804
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2D>3D
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>>388778804
This fucking guy.
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>>388778804
Because men should honestly just be replaced with tomboys who can get regular women pregnant through, I dunno, just magic or something while having sex.

Then everyone is either a cute girl or a fit tomboy.
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>>388777561
why do they always make them look shit, there are lots of thicker girls irl that are good looking, why would lara croft not be one of them
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>>388798447
>Adventurer girl who's constantly working out and training to come out of tombs alive
I don't know, you tell me. Why Chad isn't fat?
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>>388795295
stop bodyshaming
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>>388798343
Low test faggot
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>>388799041
explain. Clearly my enjoyment of a wide spectrum of female bodies is indicative of high testosterone.
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>>388778804
>too fair skin
>no body hair
>manlet
>balding

Here's why.
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>>388777561

Lara crawls through tight as fuck holes, leaps rope to rope and does a whole bunch of shit that requires her frame to be small and sturdy, no way in hell is the right side more realistic.
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>>388799213
n... nani
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>>388799213
MODS
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>>388799213
MODS PLS
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>>388799213
I'm.. pretty sure that's not how penises work
I'm still fapping though
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>>388799398
STOP. STOP STOP STOP
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>>388799398
Why

Why
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>>388777777
>
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I get that the people making these edits are annoying and their edits are silly. But why there's a need on /v/ to continuously go to their sites/articles just to get annoyed by this kind of stuff, its retarded.
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>>388799213

Meh.

>>388799398

Now this is podracing.
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>>388799930
>Now this is podracing.
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>>388799398
MODS WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU DO YOUR FUCKING JOB ALREADY
JONTRON I KNOW YOU'RE A MOD HERE YOU FAT FUCK, DO SOMETHING ALREADY
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>>388791654
Are you implying that someone who isn't physically fit for their day-to-day career can look like that? That just means that an actual tomb raiding Lara would look better
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>>388777561
because games are all about the fantasy of being someone great and powerful you retard
>replying to a post with 214 replies
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>>388800495

Unless you're playing something like survival horror where the goal is usually the polar opposite of what you just said.
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>>388790082
Take her dick in your ass, maybe
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why are western video games so shit nowada-
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>thin people don't exist
>realistic is being a tub of shit


Why is "body acceptance" about fat fucks anyway? Are they aware skellys go through their own shit too? But down the damn burger you disgusting fuck. When's fat tax?
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>>388777561
escapism is the true purpose of entertainment.
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>>388777561
Because its Tomb Raider, not Tumblr Raider
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Realism is why the giant robot genre stopped being so popular. People need their crappy Call of duty tanks and even fun games like World of Tanks gets flak because it's "not realistic enough" and "has too much color".

Realism can go screw itself in an abstract manner, just to pour on the irony.
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>>388800181
pretty much. anyone who actually is active and have big tits all have the same issues. back problems and pain
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>>388777561

Because obesity is an epidemic literally killing burgers everywhere
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>>388777734
tpbp
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>>388777561
>Lara Kraft waddles into a whole foods
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>>388777561
>Fat = more realistic
Is this really what the average Americunt believes? That fit people are just a fanstasy? Wew.
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>>388785851
>>388786276
Didn't they remove this because it offended fat tumblr women?

I would love to play as fat Nathan, it looks hilarious.
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>>388801904
No, this is what a small subculture of Tumblr and Twitter believes because Muh Special Snowflake Feelin's
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>>388785650
Big boobs exist in real life too, asshole.
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>>388790207
Because nobody cares about polygons. Nobody cares if a character has eyes half the size of their head. Nobody cares if a character has wild crazy hair that defies gravity. But if your unrealistic depiction is something sexy? Oh, then it suddenly becomes a problem.
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>>388797156
Fiction can still be based/reflect on the real world. That's fine. But it actively wanting fiction to be like the real world is nonsensical. Saying "something exists in there real world, therefor it should exist in fiction" is backwards thinking as people use fiction to escape the real world. Going back to GoT, you can't add fiction to something that's already fiction to begin with. The only thing you can add it to is real life and once you do it ceases to be real life and becomes fiction. Me adding space robots to GoT isn't "adding" fiction nor is it making things "better".
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>>388777561
But Laura IS realistic. For fucks sake, she's an adventurer, of course she's well bulit. There's a reason you don't see fatties climbing through ancient ruins you know.
Shit like this really pisses me off.
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Lara Croft being fat doesn't make sense. Why would someone who literally raids tombs, climbs mountains, fights fucking dinosaurs, and swims with sharks even be fat in the first place? It's impossible.
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>>388802095
They do, but put your noggin' around this. If you were going around, crawling into tombs, which historically are filled with tight crevices and spaces, where being able to squeeze out of tight spots could literally mean life or death, would you prefer massive tits or a smaller, more petite figure and bust?

Again, this is speaking, as you said, realistically.
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>>388787343
I kinda dig chubby Helena, though they should've left her breasts alone. Or made them even bigger.
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I like fatties so make it so
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>>388793197
not all female athletes have small tits, anon, but I hope you realize why it'd be virtually impossible to be an olympic level track star with huge ones
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>>388802565
>would you prefer massive tits or a smaller bust
Unless surgery is involved, that's not something you have any say in.
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>>388802787
Well you do. You could choose not to be a fuckign tomb raider if you dont have the body for it. (Or wear a chest wrap)
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>>388784435
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
first time actually cracking up in days from something on 4chan
YLYL threads are shit, these posts are what I live for :') thanks anon
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Has a guy who's into fat women, I would like to see a fat female adventure type character like Lara just so 1.I can get porn of her 2.To see this place and other sites blow up and try to explain why being fat is bad.
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>>388802004
It's a shame they ended the tradition before the one starring chicks.
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>>388777561
The only thing that needs to be realistic is the dialogue between them. Nothing else needs to be convincing in a video game
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>>388802857
Or maybe she's just so good it doesn't matter.....Aren't women naturally smaller than men anyway?
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>>388777561
You talk about "realism" but how the fucking would a woman tomb raider who explorer and discover hidden cavern and treasure and dodge their trap be fucking fat?
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>>388777561
That's not realistic though. That's changing the body type of an athletic individual to that of a non-athletic individual.
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>>388785263
I love how you can see the jealousy on the chick behind.
>absolutely salty as fuck
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>>388787343
You actually expect me to believe, that women who partake in either martial arts or some kind of physical activity would look like the entire middle section?
>Bruh, L O FUCKING L
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I hate this push to normalize obesity.
Take a look at any video of any event in a western country from 25+ years ago. Almost NO ONE is fat. Being thin was the norm by a wide margin. It was EXTREMELY UNUSUAL to be obese until the mid 1980s, and even then fatties were highly outnumbered everywhere.

What's changed is that bad food is everywhere, westerners were propagandized into believing carbs should be a main dietary staple, and mothers/wives no longer cook. Obesity is nothing less than an epidemic and should be treated as such, not some new normal. It is anything but normal.
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>>388777561
1.Mario
2. You shouldn't need more convincing
3. Op is a fag
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>>388806256
This man speaks the truth.
Captcha: Mexico Leading... yeah, in obesity.
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>>388787073
fatty mad
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>>388777561
Those entire article was the proof that american are so fat they think average is being overweight
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>>388778430
fatty detected
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I play videogames to escape this mundane world and so do most people, so shitty games with boring uninteresting characters will always lose
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>>388793197
Lara isn't an Olympian and fat isn't burned evenly.
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>>388802787
Sports bras and binders exist

If you put your mind to it even a pair of Ds can become virtually unnoticeable.
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>>388777561
But how is it more realistic for Lara croft, who spends a shit load of time being extremely physically active and probably unfortunately prone to not eating as much as she should given level activity, to be in any way heavyset?
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>>388807047
America isn't even the fattest western country.
Australia and the UK are both fatter.
Western diets since the 70s, a shift to sedentary lifestyles, along with an emerging hedonistic approach to life has made obesity so rampant.

I mean look at the image in the OP, what is it really trying to say?
That fat people shouldn't change themselves, reality should change to accommodate them.
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>>388807902
Because realistic women are built like fridges and the only reason you can ever believe otherwise is through patriarchal indoctrination
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>>388777561
Because it's fiction you fucking retard. If games were completely realistic then every game would be a shitty boring simulator game.
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>>388787343
I don't give a single fuck what anybody says, middle Helena is perfect.
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>>388777561
Stop stuffing your face for a second Becky, Jesus Christ.
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>>388811053
Yay hypergamy.
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