>download Kinomatic mod >so hyped up >enter the into

>>388765334
I don't understand what this thread is for

Let's hijack. What are some good HL2 mods to play? Whether total conversion or just different gameplay.

I remember there being this SWAT or whatever mod for HL2 that was over the top and comically fun. Don't remember the name though.

>>388765523
FULLY

>>388765334
half life
half-life

>>388765616
BADABING BADABOOMED

>>388765334
Pretty sure you select them in some sort of GUI. It's been a while since I've tried it out. Check the install folder.

>>388765334
FERNS

>>388765532
I remember a mod where you are freeman's brother and your neighbor is the dude from Farcry.

It had some wacky humor and a okay campaign.

>>388765691
POLYPODIOPSIDA

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>>388765532
Research and Development still remains one of my favorite mods. It's basically a puzzle game similar to Portal, but set in the HL2 universe at a resistance research base. Only tool at your disposal is a Gravity Gun.

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>>388765803
Day Hard.

>>388765334
what's the actual name of the mod? can't find shit

Anyone else play Lambada Wars? If so, are you the glorious combine or dirty rebels?

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*Blocks your path*
>Pick up that can

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>cinematic mod is bad
APOLOGISE!

>>388766020
100% missing the point of Civil Protection. They aren't combined yet.

>>388766037
>SANTA TRANS
injecting gender politics into Half-Life AND Christmas? Unacceptable.

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DR freeman i presume?

Fuck that, when are we getting a Concerned mod.

Doing Freeman's entire adventure before he arrives, finding a way to escape Counterstrike, getting to dress up in different outfits with different perks(medic Frohman, Combine Frohman, Frohman Elite).

is there a mod with john freemen

>>388765334
you need to launch the character pimper, it's in the installation folder

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>>388766978
>Concerned

Someone post Gman so we can badabing badaboom.

>>388766098
but they look so cinematic!

How did you download the cinematic mod? Isn't it like 12 different parts? Link?

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>No SMOD

>>388765334
You forgot to use the "character pimper"

>>388767375
>google cinematic mod
>install it through a bunch of zips
>extract it
>run it
>extract all the stuff from the zips
BOOM

>>388767446

Was that the one were you kicked people, they explode into flesh gibs, which you then eat for health? That mod was hilarious

>>388765532
Toronto Conflict
Minerva: Metasis
Underhell
Coastline to Atmosphere
Research and Development

I want some Alix mods, they used to be posted a lot here years ago.

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AYYYY FREEMAN! YOU SLEEPIN ON THE JOB YOU LAZY SHIT???

>>388767662
Does it also have exploding bananas and other crazy weapons? If so then yes.

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>>388767953
how do you want your vagina senpai

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>>388766037
>>388766020

>Getting rid of the Nazi esque uniforms

anyone remember the zombie source game and the zombie master game? we should put together an event to get people to play it for a while

someone post the imgur link for all of the FULLY alyx models, for research of course.

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BADA BING
A
D
A

B
O
O
M

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1BCBWt3bNKb

>>388765334
>be me
>14 or so cant remember
>brother on computer looking for something
>he uses the search function and types N
>first result is Nude alyx mod .zip or something
>he awkwardly looks at me and i spaghetti a bit
>y-yeah you know half life? alyx? shes a girl its not alex as in a guy


regret

>>388766978
this sure does bring back memories
That time was a golden age

>CP soldiers are literally rewarded by both real and VR sex

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>>388765334
seriously, where the fuck is half life 3

>>388768887
it's been released as a Pastebin™ exclusive

>>388766020
Every time I see this it just makes me so uneasy. not because it's scary or anything like that, but because of how badly designed it is in every way possible. I don't even know where to begin with this. From the armor that looks more like cheap Halloween costume rubber to the shit generic sci-fi design.

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>>388768945
I mean half life 3 not Half Life 2: Episode 3

>>388769137
I reckon the real Combine are Strogg levels of fucked up with cybernetics.

>>388769110
Just have to add. I literally can't see a single redeeming factor to this thing. It's like someone took a shit human model and made an equally shit armor texture and bump map for it.

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he looks kinda badass

>>388769247
>breen's voice actor literally died some time ago
>can just have him beanified or heavily modified with combine machinery and dont have to use his original voice actor

there are ways around things...

>>388765532
>I remember there being this SWAT or whatever mod for HL2 that was over the top and comically fun. Don't remember the name though.
SMOD, maybe?

>>388766564
>she has the scar on her right eyebrow at this point in time
reeeeeee she gets that from being almost killed by the hunter in ep 2
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee get your shit straight people

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>>388769357
did somebody say BADASS?

>>388765532
Underhell? That mod is great.
Another good one is nightmare house 2.

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Why did that autist german change the OST of the game for the Dark Knight one?

>>388769453
Well, it was said that Breen became an advisor grub.

>>388769357
fuck off Randy

>>388769754
because it's cinematic

>>388769754
I swear everytime Alyx from this mod gets posted, she gets more and more ridiculous outfits

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>>388766978
Pardon my newfaggotry, but what's Concerned?

>>388769774

my fucking sides

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>>388769890

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>>388769839
>Dr Sneeds Feed 'n Seedman I presume?

>>388770067
Fuck off /tv/, Sneed posting is done by one guy who actually likes zombie simpsons.

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DAMM!! HE LOOK LIKE THAT????

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>tfw CSS sci-fi hardwired is beyond broken and will never be fixed

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What did he mean by this?

>>388765532
Day Hard

>>388765824
I remember that mod, good shit, one of my favourite single player mods.

>>388765824
Where do you get it? Is it on the modDB page? It seems kinda old (2009). Can't find it on steam.

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>>388770538
>he doesn't have the fuck

>>388769137
That's not a Dyson sphere

>>388770538
That got me thinking: why are Germans the most disgusting perverts on the planet? I knew few Germans in my life, and they always made scat jokes.
Is it due to ugly women?

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>>388769760
THE COMBINE TURNED ME INTO A BEAN GORDY
I'M BEAN BREEN!

>>388770852
They work hard.
They play hard

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FERNS?

>>388769137
So the Combine homeworld is literally Cybertron?

>>388770852
Germans pretty much fund the entire scat porn market themselves.

>>388770907
really though
why the fuck are there so many ferns

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Doctor Freeman, I presume?

>>388770910
It's like Cybertron except if Cybertron was 23 thousand times bigger

>>388771003
I guess he's trying to replicate the Crysis 1 look and failing miserably.

>>388771047
DSL

>>388766037
the kevlar and straps on the CP look cool
>real life brands in a video game
fuck that

>>388771047
We need to go further

>>388771003
i think he wanted everything to look "overgrown" and taken over by nature, similar to the envrionments in the last of us

only he didnt understand foliage, and used ferns without understanding why thats a bad design choice.

>>388765532

Zombie Panic! Source was fucking brilliant. It was multiplayer zombies done right.

>>388771160
Putting kevlar on Combine troops make it looks like they aren't that advanced after all

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>>388771003
Didn't you know? the Combine are all about environmental renewal and clean energy. why else do you think they'd seed ferns fucking everywhere? even in fresh rubble after having their HQ blown up

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MORE FERNS

>>388769792
I DIDN'T FRIGGEN DO ANYTHING WRONG

>>388765938
>>388770603
Was Day Hard ever updated to work with the newer versions of hl2? I remember it being pretty fun but it's been about 12 years.

>>388771275
well when it comes to armor they aren't
Basic small arms fire made right here on earth can kill even their elite units
Thats says a lot when we are a backwater planet and they are a intergalactic empire

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FULLY

>>388771549
>>388771275

I'd not give powerful armor and weapons to my slaves 2bh

>>388769890
http://www.hlcomic.com/first/

Start Reading

>>388771714
No fucking way

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>>388771302
>Citadel Completely destroyed and about to meltdown
>Lush Vegetation remains.

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>>388770852
because they're a race of autists

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>>388771714

>>388771714

is this... real?..

>>388771453
how is this bad though

>>388771549
That's elite modified humans with a couple of low ranking species looking over Earth

The real Combine force wouldn't take shit.

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OH NO BROS!!!

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>>388771768

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>>388771714

>>388771918
FULLY MODELED FERNS
FULLY DRIPPING
COMPLETELY POLYGONIZED VAGOO
BADA BING
BADA BOOM

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>hoping for a /dsg/ thread
>get FULLY thread instead

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>>388771918
>They even gave it a flesh coloured texture

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>>388771904
>[Dog Alert]

>>388771843
that's from highway 17

>>388772153
is that mossman on the left

>>388772153
>oh hai thar dr freeman :3 am i kawaii?

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FULLY
MODELED
BLOWJOB
FACE

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>>388765334
>enter the into

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>>388772315

DUDE

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>>388771302
>fern
>seed

>>388772305
What is going on with the shoulders?

>>388772315
He made the model for SFM porn didn't he

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>>388772496

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MORE BRIDGES

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UMA
M
A

>>388772451
why is everyone cockeyed in this mod?

>>388772153
Eli looks more uncomfortable than usual.

>>388772534
>shrug

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>>388772625
Nice pixels lad

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D O G ?

>>388772451
>>388772728
>bioware facial expressions

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>>388772610

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>>388772696
shit. heres the proper version Mr Merchant

>>388771302
>moar liek fern factory

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Now, about that beer I owed you

>>388772625
ᵈ ᵉ ᶫ ᶦ ᶜ ᶦ ᵃ
ᵉ
ᶫ
ᶦ
ᶜ
ᶦ
ᵃ

What's the best way of playing the first Half Life.

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FULLY
INTACT
PLANES

does anyone want to hl2erp with me

>>388772902
using s/v/en coop

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>if Cinematic mod just made the same models but in Episode 2 quality, removed the graffiti & the fucking ferns, it would be an amazing HD remaster

>>388772902
By playing Half Life, what kind of question is that?

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>>388772876
Shepard.

>>388772993
If the plane can phase through the bridge, why can't it phase through the ground?

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>>388772993
oh fucking hell

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>>388772862

>>388765334
you have to run the character pimper in the install folder
if you want lewd alyx models you need to download the adult pimper from the guy's main site

>>388773008
now because it would still have the godawful Highway 17 section remake

>>388772876
>>388773048
Are the Combine the Reapers?

>>388771726
>two pages then end credits
what

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>>388773008
I agree Anon. It certainly is amazing in some respects

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>>388772862
nice

WE

>>388772902
Either Playing the Original or Black Mesa (If you don't mind waiting for Xen that is.)

Avoid Source as it's shit.

>>388773181
That's been changed, fog added back, no planes, etc

a lot of the screenshots you see are from older builds

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>>388773343
WUZ

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>>388773343
fug

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>>388765532
Mistake of Pythagoras is an incredibly creative and underrated mod, even if it's a little clunky.

MINERVA is also a must-play.

>>388773045
I was wondering if there are any fan patches that fix things in the Steam version, thats all.

>>388773316
the dildo would be a cheeky easter egg if the rest of the game wasn't so perverted

>>388773008
The guy is skilled with a shitty horrible outdated engine like source I'll give him that. What a waste of skill though.

>>388771918
does anyone know where I can find the fully modeled alyx model?
I have everything else set to maximum degeneracy but I'm still lacking this

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ferns?

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>>388773561
> A deal's a deal Gordon

>>388773665
what the fuck

>>388771047
goongas

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>>388765532
Underhell
GIVE US FUCKING EPISODE 2 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>388773531
Goldsrc Package is your best bet & pretty easy to set up

The textures are still fucked thanks to OpenGL even if you put the filtering to nearest, but you can enable overbright & im pretty sure the pistol has an extra bullet & weapon bobbing is back

>>388767446
smod is broken, doesn't work

>>388772876
THEY GOT TOM CRUISE

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>fucking around with the console
any fun shit to do?

Whats with all this stuff about Dyson spheres?

>>388773883
Half-Life 3 was released

>>388773950
no

>>388773883
https://pastebin.com/q9DMFa7c
marc laidlaw's take on HL2ep3

>>388773825
Thanks

>>388773001
>i put on my HEV and wizard hat

>>388773316

Deus Life: Human 2

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Gorbon?

>>388773247
Bizarre, seems to be working on this site though. It's really a great comic, shame the main site's fucked.

http://www.screencuisine.net/hlcomic/index.php?date=2005-05-02

>>388771453
This is actually okay, there's a shitload of ferns in irl forests

>>388770694
I believe so. I'm sure you could just google it and find a download. It was pretty popular so there should be plenty of old mirrors out there.

>>388773863
mat_showlowresimage 1

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Doctor Freemaaan

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Doctor Freemaaan

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>>388772153
>>388772305
Literally a kiddy diddler

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>set player_pushforce to -1000000000000000000000000000
>objects just spin in the air when "thrown"
>jump into it
>game crash

>>388772138
It's now a forest.

Forests are typically overgrown the fuck out with ferns.

>>388774117
such complex emotions

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>>388774284
>>388774285
Is this the Combine hivemind I've heard so much about

>>388774117
WHY THE FUCK ARE HER LIPS SO BIG? Is FF BR?

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>>388774284
>>388774285
I want to die

>>388774581
I love how you can tell which textures don't have low detail versions. Fucking hell this mod is a bloated mess.

>>388774668
Even worse.
He's German.

>>388774754
>Mr.Freeman, tear down that wall

>>388774284
>>388774285
sauce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-cxKEPkxx4

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>>388774119
It's been years since I've read this, thanks for posting a working link.

>>388774668
I think he based her on some huehue model.

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>>388774619
>>388774754
We are one

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>>388774619
We are many

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>>388775034
>>388775037

>>388775034
>>388775037
Wait, what if this symbol's supposed to look like the Dyson Sphere?

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>>388775037
>>388775034
WOAH!! back the FUCK up!! this heres freeman territory ya hear?

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>>388775238
It doesn't really look like one.

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>>388774119
>don't drink the water, it's 2.95 a bottle

>>388775034
>>388775037
oh fug

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>>388775034
>>388775037
why does the combine symbol look like a ref putting his hands up as a sign that a football team just scored a touchdown, but sideways haha

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>>388775037
Am I the only one seeing a guy stretch his arms above his head?

>>388770852
They get off to their women being raped by sand monkeys, why else do you think they love refugees so much, bunch of degenerates.

>>388775428
whoa wait a second 0___0 me: >>388775409

>>388775238
It's part of the valve logo.

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>>388775037
DEEPEST LORE COMING THROUGH

>>388771714

every time

>>388775492
That was unexpected >>388775409 (^_^)

>>388775572
>The combine are a literal MONKEY WRENCH.

DEEPEST
E
E
P
E
S
T

L O R E
O
R
E

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We need moar of those.

>>388765532
Dear Esther :-)

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>>388775886
Goddammit

>>388771160
real life brands in a game is fine if it's a game set in our world in our time, but it's been decades since that was the case in the half-life universe and coca-cola hasn't been around for ages, let alone recently enough for a new-looking can to be used as a prop

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>>388775886

>>388775802
Would make more sense if it were the black ops instead of barney.

>>388775409
>The combine are literally tha interstellar po-po.
>tha space man be keeping us down yo.
>>388775572
>they exist to throw a wrench in our plans man
>fight da system

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>>388775886
Kek

>>388775886

t. HECU

How do you felt when your squad leader fainted like a bitch for 24hours?

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>>388775886
took me a second

>>388776038

BlackOps failed as much as HECU.

>>388765532
Transmissions - Element 120, it's short, but really sweet, good enough to get the creator hired by Valve themselves

>>388771769
>citadel about to blow
>was barren, lifeless area TWO FUCKING WEEKS AGO
>ferns goddam everywhere

>>388776223
The images are funnier if there's an obivious level of implausibility/dissonance, the point of the meme is to make fun of the "chad" concept anyway

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>yfw The Combine are real and super passive aggressive and they killed off the Half Life series because it portrayed them as cunts

>>388776291
that one was neat, but at the same time it felt like it was massively pared down from something larger
like, you have the section where you avoid zombies in the dark, but that mechanic never comes up again
then you have the combine soldiers in that one sewer with the lights coming from their helmets, that's the only time it shows up
like i said, entertainingly different, but i feel like in another world it's a full-fledged game mod

>>388765532

G-String is a total conversion that's about as long as the original game and its weird. It's a bit rough in some areas but there are some great creative level designs in other areas that make up for it.

>>388776406

I know.

But Barney being Chad makes a lot of sense since everyone were using fancy equipment while he was just a normal guy with normal equipment.

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>>388771904
>[Pain]
>[Pain]
>[Pain]

>>388773771
After insurgency: sandstorm
maybe

>>388771769
is that carl from shameless?

Is there any mod that enhances vanilla Half Life 2 without making it shit?

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>>388775802

this fucking meme

best shit to come off this site in years

>>388776840

Half-Life 2 Update makes a variety of soft changes that don't fuck with the art style. I think the most controversial thing it does is overhaul the skyboxes in the highway levels, which really isn't saying a whole lot. It's on Steam.

>>388765824
when he thinks HL and Portal are in different universes
>>/out/

>>388775886
finally a time that this joke has been funny

>>388775238
Its supposed to be a clamp, most people assumed it was around a planet, conveying that they will take your planet and put it under a vicegrip, enslave your people and squeeze your resources dry. The recent 'leak' has made people think its a star instead of a planet, with all of the implications on a solar system level instead of a planetary scale
But that's just my take on it

>>388773448
mistake of pythagoras was made by some japanese architect or something like that. it's pretty cool

>>388777915
Nice.

These are Half-life mods, not HL2 ones, but I think they're fantastic:
Timeline
Timeline II: Iced Earth
Timeline III: The Heart of Darkness
USS Darkstar
The Trap
Poke646
Poke646: Vendetta

Though USS Darkstar seemed to end on a bit of a cliffhanger, with no sequel.

>>388772153
Being grubbed would actually do this guy a favor.

Would it be possible to do the Cinematic Mod in Synergy? That would make for a hell of a time

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>>388774119
I always really enjoyed the writer's sense of humour, he had plenty of other good stuff too like a series where he wrote commentary for NPC battles in Gmod. I think he writes articles for PC gamer now.

>>388771628
FERN'D

>>388778840
>>388774119
DANCE RAGDOLL, DANCE

ah the memories

>>388773771
Two days until maybe an update!

>>388765532
id tell you what mods iplay but i dont want br to get ahold of them and ruin the multiplayer

So are the grubs the Combine master race or nah?

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>>388774568
>the beard
What was he thinking?

>>388780053
Nah. According to the BreenGrub twitter, they're also victims of the Combine.

>>388780195
I have a feeling its gotten to the point where there is no one on top, its just a self-perpetuating system.

>>388780053
they got taken over so that their bodies could be used by combine higher ups

>>388766978
>tfw Christopher Livingston is still a great guy and working for PC Gamer
i'm really glad for him. he's a great guy.

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>>388768529
WORD TO THE WISE: PREPARE FOR UNFORSEEN CONSEQUENCES

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LONG AGO IN A DISTANT RESEARCH FACILITY, I G-MAN - THE INTERDIMENSIONAL MASTER OF MYSTERY - UNLEASHED UNFORSEEN CONSEQUENCES!
BUT, A FOOLISH THEORETICAL PHYSICIST WIELDING A SIMPLE CROWBAR STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME!
BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK, I TWOAH OPEN A PORTAL IN STASIS, AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE FUTURE, WHERE THE COMBINE'S EVIL IS LAW!
NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE BOREALIS AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS G-MAN!

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>>388770525

>>388780764
I'm still surprised that after all this time, nobody's made a good head model for Gordon.

>>388765532
thread hijacking should be banned

>>388775428
I'm so glad your reddit post got ignored holy shit

>>388778840
This is as funny as Tim Fuckley, it uses the exact same delivery. Absolutely shit.

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>>388775802
Updated

>>388769656
My brother. Still waiting for that Chapter 2

>>388780331
I mean, fuck, what could be more powerful than super-telekinetic grubs? The final boss of the Combine's just gotta be a giant pulsing orb of telekinetic anger

>>388770887
underrated

>>388780331
I find it hard to believe that anybody could be in control at this point, with how far the empire is supposed to stretch. The original species was probably assimilated and re-purposed eons ago.

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>>388778840
Man I absolutely loved concerned. The comic introduced me to the world of valve games and made me start to use steam single-handedly. When the author announced that he was going to start a TF2 comic I rushed to get the game to get some context for laterhe never got to it though, Im still a bit mad about it

I still remember getting so sad when concerned finished its run. I tried reading other gmod comics but nothing came even close in terms of writing quality and jokes.

>>388780883
Yeah what the fuck, the original Half Life actually had a Valve made model. Why didn't 2?>>388781396

>>388781396
u r dum

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>>388783597
it did, technically

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>>388775034
>>388775037

>>388765523
Fully cinematic dyson spheres

Can somebody tl;dr me on the Pastebin leak?

Can't really care enough to read all that after 10 years.

Hopefully Missing Information comes out with the story soon, seems like the only beta mod that goes through the leak's plot

>>388770852
Clearly you haven't read Indian facebook posts.

>>388785637
It takes about two minutes anon

>>388785637
gordon go to iceboat which has portal stuff on it and then alyx shots mossman cause she awants 2 shareit with freinds.
then godron goes intu combineland and eses big ball covering sun

>>388766020
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>388780807
underrated post

>>388786079
That's it? That's disappointing.

>>388768461
Zombie Master was brilliant.

Anyone remember The Hidden: Source? I fucking loved that mod.

>>388786401
perhaps it would be a lot less disappointing if you actually read it

>>388786481
>still no answers or conclusions
>still never going to be any answers or conclusions
Why would I waste my time reading it?

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>>388775034
>>388775037

>>388770738
>That's not a Dyson sphere

wait, HL3 was supposed to have dyson spheres ?

>>388786673
You've got the time to waste posting about what a waste of time it is to read a 2 paragraph summary bud I think you're severely overestimating the value of your time.

>>388786673
because you could have read it in the time it took you to post, fuckass

>>388771726
>http://www.hlcomic.com/first/
takes me back

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>>388786750

>>388786751
Where have you been? There was a sticky all weekend.

>>388787141
I hadn't seen this video before what the fuck

>>388786673
fuck dude, just eat a dick and get it over with already.

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dropping redpills

properly customized cinematic mod is the best way to experience half life 2

the meme models people post here are for the owner's personal use, they weren't meant to be the main way to play th emod

>>388765824
How do I install this? I've downloaded the mod and Source SDK 2013, but it quits to desktop as soon as I run it.

>>388787548
If you're seriously implying that that pic looks good, you're insane. It still looks like shit.

>>388787548
Are you implying that picture is good?

>>388787859
>>388787880

>literally alyx but hd
>looks like shit lol

Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.

Man, I forgot what a top tier waifu Alyx was.

>>388787859
Do you realize what game the mod is for?

>>388787970
>we will never get to see Punished Alyx
Why did we get stuck in this shitty timeline? What did we do to deserve this fate?

>>388787926
>literally alyx but hd
Oh man, I'm so sorry. I didn't realize you had such terrible vision problems.

>>388787353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3d4Mlk8O9g

>>388787970
How does it feel knowing the Combine penetrated Alyx before you?

>>388788750
plz no

>>388788649
The hell is Joule?

>>388787141
>that JUST hair

>>388788750
DPed at that.

>>388789082
He's too busy to care about his hair. He's just so so busy. Busy not making video games.

>>388775034
>>388775037
give script

>>388788649
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0jZlW1MrdtR

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>>388771918

>>388771256
dead

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>>388769754
FULLY MODELED VAGINA AND UTERUS

>>388775802
>>388775886
NICE

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>>388786182

>>388792679
what chinese cartoon is this?

>>388774553
>Euphoria engine

>>388776486
Thats the problem with most source mods. They're only like an hour long.

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>>388774974

>>388770694

Ofcourse its on the moddb you fucking moron.

Its from 2009 because its an old fucking mod.

>>388768529

God damn it, someone post the vacaroos, why the fuck didn't I save it.

>>388768593

That was fucking awful what the fuck.

>>388793348
https://whatanime.ga/?url=https://i.4cdn.org/v/1504146940809.jpg

>>388794075
im fine with the length, it just felt like it introduced mechanics only to never use them afterwards, like it was the tutorial for something bigger