>Easter 1989 >My kindergarten class has an Easter egg hunt

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>>388675457

did you at least fuck her in high school?

>>388675457
>thots
>>>twitter
nigger

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>>388675457
>this is your average nintendork

if shes better than you at real life games she was probably better than you at video games

>>388675685
>high school
If OP wanted to fuck her why would he wait until she's a dried up old hag?

>>388675457
>32 year old anime dweeb blogposting on /v/

Absolutely pathetic waste of life.

>>388675457
Were the 80s as good as everyone makes it up to be?

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>>388675457
>in his 30's
>thots
>shit anime picture with his post
Hello fellow kids how do you do?

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>1991, third grade
>in the bus one morning
>girl living in the street behind mine sits with me
>she shows me a plastic ruler she got from a cereal box
>it's some sick hologram shit
>when you move it, you see Mario jumping on a skeleton koopa
>rad as fuck
>she tells me she'll give it to me if i play with her at recess
>agree
>aquire glorious magic ruler
>spend all recess hidden in one of those big tractor tires so i don't have to play with her
turns out she had a child at like 16 years old and facebook tells me she does crossfit now.
dodged a fucking bullet right there.

>>388675457
>implying this even happened

>>388675902
If you were a teenager or adult, they were pretty shit unless you were a normalfag. I enjoyed them only because I was six whenever they ended.

>>388675457
>>388675647
>>388675769
/v/ is for videogames
/a/ is for anime

go back to /a/ you dumb virgin weebshitters

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>>388675937
>thots
What is this new maymay?

>>388676173
You could have saved her.

>>388676173

She obviously wanted you to diddle her with the ruler, dumbass.

>>388676321
T.hose H.oes O.ver T.here
H
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T

>>388675843

are there literal pedos on /v/?

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>>388676173
I am sure she just wanted to play with you, you dingus.

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>>388675457
>30s
>THOTs
>animeposting

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>2006
>School having ticket raffles for Xbox 360, PS3, and Wii
>One of the main advertisements the school made for the raffle was "THESE SELL FOR A TON ON EBAY"

I'll never forget the one drama fag who legit put 50$ worth in the raffle and didn't win

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>>388675902
Yes.

>>388676520
Welcome, newfriend.

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>>388676520
No. Nothing be clean, well-adjusted folks on /v/.

Who the fuck had an NES but not SMB? Pretty sure it was the pack-in game for most of the console's production

>>388676572
yes she did, but it was a girl, that would have been weird.

>>388676280
4chan is for anime actually.
But don't let that take your sleep.

>>388676321
it's a shit meme that has the sort of ring as though it came from tumblr

>>388676735

shut u pfag

>>388676818
Did you believe in cooties or something? I legit had never heard that even existed until someone used the word on this website and I looked it up.

>>388676783
They were out-of-touch teachers, so can't expect much from them. They just knew that that 'Mario' thing was popular and hip with kids our age.

>>388676173
>feel old
>read this
>born in 1993

WHEW

To be fair I have a lot of friends in their 30s

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U DUN GOOFD

>>388675457
On the contrary, girls liked video games back in the '80s. It wasn't until the '90s when DOOM and Mortal Kombat made them all about macho blood and guts that they became turned off from playing them.

>>388676173
>>spend all recess hidden in one of those big tractor tires so i don't have to play with her

it was your fault you could have saved AND boned her

>>388676821
>4chan is what the mods allow it to be actually.
ftfy

>>388677019
not even.
it was really just that, there was always a small competition between boys and girls.
like when we boys built a snow fort in the winter, you could be sure not a single girls would be allowed.
i know kids get blowjobs for fun in second grade and shit these days, but you know, it was different.

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>>388676173
>crossfit

>>388675457
Where the hell is her nose? Her whole jaw is just a square.

>>388675457
>>388676173
how was it, old timers, the world before the internet?