EPIC DAB Why aren't you playing Mario and Rabbid: Kingdom

>>388674297
Luigi's dab range easily outmatches Marth's grab range, therefore making him the best character in Melee

luigi does this to try to appeal to millenials so someone will love him
as with everything, in universe and out, it will sail (see: year of luigi)

>no online
>in the year o da lord 2017

>>388674297
There is no possible way you can convince me this game is good.

>>388674756
But it is

>>388674756
But the game is good, no need to convince

I don't play games for fun anon.

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>>388674297
>Drug references become memes, which makes them acceptable to cart out to children

>>388674829
>>388674831

>ubi game
>DLC announced even before the game got released
>humor consist of stuff like mentioning selfie are a thing
>the only argument people can use about the game quality is "it's like x-com"

then go play x-com you fucking retard!

>>388674883
>computers, originally made for government use, become smaller and more widespread, making them acceptable to cart out to children

Context is everything

>>388675020
were you trying to be clever? because you weren't.

>>388675020
What?

>>388675014
Xcom doesn't have mario anon...

>>388674756
it has mario init

>>388675276

just scream "BING BING! WAHOO!" everytime you kill an alien and it's the same

>>388674297
proportions look really weird

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>>388674297
Pretty much why I'll never by this shit

>>388675414
you look weird

>>388675459
>by

I'm not ashamed to admit the rabbids made me laugh in this game once or twice

this is what happens when eurpoors try to appeal to american humor

game looks alright tho so good for them

>>388675382
But where are the mushrooms and colorful scenery?

>>388675752
>5 letters
what could it be?

>>388676115
dicks

>>388676115
"Shoot"

>>388675014
>no day one DLC
>charming art-style
>memorizing music
>no repetitious BS

It's easily one of the best Ubi games made in the past decade and probably one of the best Mario RPGs since TTYD

>>388676115
kikes

>>388674297
I can't find a Switch, as soon as I find one, I take Botw and this.

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>>388676330

>no day one DLC

then clearly this must be a very convincing photoshop
oh and i like how it's for "steampunk weapons" exactly the sort of thing i associate with mario

>>388676796
Season passes are an industry standard, are you surprised that a company that helped normalize them is taking part in them again?

>>388676796
Is there co-op in this game already?

>>388677178
yes

>>388677219
No u

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dabbing is probably the only reference /v/ gets in this game.

I watched a stream of this expecting total garbage.

I was surprised to say the least.

>>388678123
Tell me more, tell me more!

>>388678123
how does a 60's song sneak its way into a game like this meant for kids

what other weird references are there?

>>388674297
I was literally waiting decades for someone to make a YouTube video about this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Waz-xPnNcaI

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>>388675752
>Toadette can carry a crate on her head

What are they feeding her?

>Dabbing
Confirmed banned in Saudi Arabia

>>388675752
shite

>>388676796
>like someone is going to buy "steampunk weapons" day one

>>388675114
>>388675193
Computers didn't just fall out of the sky.
or did they

>>388678123
>>388675752
Dialogue looks great, like thousand year door tier amusing. Is it?

>>388680078
Toads are naturally strong as fuck. Toad actually runs faster in Mario 2 if he's carrying something heavy like a Turnip or a Shyguy