>"Here is your pizza sir" >"Thank you"

>>388585667
>Food analogy

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dude food analogies lmao

>>388585667
Out of curiosity what games are like this?
Only game i can think of is San Andreas with their songs removed and such.

How many updates fundamentally change the base game to something completely different from the original?

Not to mention recalls for updates on physical products are very much a thing. Also anchovies are shit.

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>>388585813
Truly the worst of all the analogies

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>>388585667
>Get anchovies and mushrooms
>Hear the people over the counter shit talking it

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>>388585667
>Anchovies

>>388585813
The fact that there is never an argument against food analogies is pretty good evidence that there is just hivemind hatred for them

>>388586031
This.

>buy boiling water on amazon
>gets to home
>pour onto egg for 10 minutes
wahh wahh i bought cold egg

>>388585667
You agreed to the terms and services, dickhead.

>>388585849
how can he be so fucking fat with only one hand

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>>388586031
>uuh dude
>what if like our games were pizzas
>and the updates were pineapples
>better make a thread on /v/

>>388585667
>>388586014
What the fuck why would you do that to a pizza?

>>388586014
listen man, fast food is a shit job. they gotta keep up the bantz on the make line so they don't kill themselves tomorrow.
let them have this. and enjoy your pizza.

>>388586256
Anchovies taste bad at first but you get used to them real fast. I use them all the time to keep my housemates from stealing my pizza

>>388586201
How does losing a hand make you less of a fat fuck?

I'm not sure that should count as losing a few pounds.

>>388586031

No, they just usually oversimplify what they're trying to be analogous to.

In OP's example, a pizza is generally comprised of four main ingredients: crust, sauce, cheese, toppings. In most scenarios, the toppings is what differentiates one pizza from another -- yes, there are different crusts and shit but that isn't the point.

What I'm saying is, by changing the toppings, you are modifying no less than 25% of the product and most would argue significantly more since the topping is what "makes" a pizza.

How many video game updates actually fucking change that significant a portion of the game? That's essentially arguing, "I bought nuDOOM, there was an update and now it's Minecraft." It's still an FPS but the type of game you wanted to play has fundamentally changed.

That straight up doesn't fucking happen. It's a stupid analogy. Most food analogies are stupid. That is why people don't like them.

>>388586441
Yeah well human piss used to taste bad to me too until I got used to it, so what?

>>388586243
Not an argument.

>>388585667
The Valve dev philosophy

>>388585667
>30 minutes later

>>388586557
Do you need a food analogy to understand it?

>>388586031
maybe it's because they're always how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real-tier bait horseshit

>>388586201
He lost his hand because he's fat as shit. Diabetes is one terrible drug.

Okay, but why wouldn't you want pineapple? It's objectively better than anchovie, objectively better than pretty much every topping besides pepperoni. Stop bitching about free upgrades.

>b-b-but I WANTED my pizza to taste like ass!

No you didn't, you're just mad about not having control over every little thing in your sad, pathetic life.

>>388585667
You own the pizza, you don't own the digital product.

>>388585938
A recall doesn't involve the company sneaking into your house when you're asleep to replace the product you bought with something else, you moron. It's not even remotely comparable.

>>388585667
Pizzas have no free updates.

>>388586031
Food analogies are like McDonald food: they look good on paper but in practice they're dreadful and obnoxious and everyone's fed up with them.

>like anchovies on pizza
>like olives on pizza
>like pineapple on pizza
>you can pick the shit you don't like off of a pizza anyway but people still BITCH
fuck off, pizza doesn't need to cater to your needs

>>388586645
>"I don't like thing" is an argument now, apparently

You're supposed to cut up the anchovies and put them into the sauce, that way they impart a subtle savoriness. Not fucking eat them whole spread over the pizza.

>>388586031
Correct. Food analogies are generally a good idea - eating food is something that all people experience regularly and so it's a pretty safe bet that people will understand what you're getting at.

Mocking food analogies is pseudo-intellectual teenage virgin behavior.

>>388586765
kek

>>388586031
fatasses don't get their opinions validated here, put the twinkie down

>>388586031
the argument is that americans can't think of anything without bringing it back to food

>>388585667
Jokes on you. I'm okay with Pineapple Pizza.

>>388586893
obscened

>>388586856
I'm not hearing a no.

>>388586808
>you don't own the product you purchased with money

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>>388586143
Just boil your own water and freeze the extra for later use.

>>388586750
>diabetes
>drug

american education

Why did you give him back the pizza, idiot?

>>388586031
>order a burger
>get a pile of shit
>but you haven't made an argument against the pile of shit, why are you complaining about it?

>>388587001
>I don't know any memes
>better blame americans

lurk more

>>388586853

All of those will leave flavors behind. Olives least of which but the pizza will fucking taste like pineapple and anchovies you twat.

Get your own pizza. Pizza doesn't cater to your needs.

>>388586808
Moral arguments based on laws are some dumb shit dude.

>>388586893
If Americans are so obsessed with food why is their food so shit?

>>388586464
Minecraft added hunger and food and that's when the game changed from adventuring/building to survival game. I think that analogy works now

>>388585667
It's your own fault for not pirating the pizza.

>>388587001

>Dave Chapelle joke
>Doesnt get it

EU Brain

>>388586808
>You own the pizza
For now. In a few years, we'll see.

>>388585667
>Not making your own pizza

>>388586449
I'd assume because you lose a good deal of efficacy when it comes to shoving food down your craw.

>>388585667
Unless you're talking about kickstarted you don't order a game in advance. You see the final product and decide whether to buy it. It's more like buying a pizza slice.

>>388585667
So do they only serve anchovies on pizza at local shops now?

>>388587170
Dave Chapelle humour is haram and against Sharia Law, why would we have it here in Europe?

>>388586982
You don't though.

>>388586982
Technically with digital copies that you access through a company's browser, the company owns your copy you just paid for digital access.

Hmm, now what company could I be referencing...

>>388587137
>memes
fuck off redditard

>>388585667
Food analogies are retarded, however the problem of developers updating a product you paid for removing features without your consent is an issue. Take the fucking PS3 for example and Sony. Too bad that lawsuit didn't result in anything more than Phat owners getting 20 bucks.

>>388586201
That's not a stump, it's just his thumb held closer to the camera.

>>388586014
My brother once ordered a pizza with alfredo sauce and salami. I would've loved to see the staff reaction to that.

>>388586464
>topping is what makes the pizza
Spoken like a true pleb.

>>388586856
Analogies are not arguments.

Food analogies are even worse, because they're not even directly comparable to video game business practices.

>>388587248
So if we're still going by the food analogy anon's got going.
Then Dominos or whatever pizza company would be mad cause you stole their pizza if you just made your own.

>>388587148
>If Americans are so obsessed with food why is their food so shit?
You only think American food is shit because of the internet. You've never been to America and you've never personally eaten anything homecooked in America or restaurant cooked in America. Admit that.

>>388586417
They can have their bantz when they stop putting fucking mayo on my chicken sandwiches when I told them not to

>>388586031
Because it's beyond retarded
Food is a specified product, you are literally supposed to get the whole dish you ask for unless you specified to take or add something. In no reality something like OP would happen.

>>388586031
Not everything is as simple as food

>>388587507
Sorry bruh, maybe if you were a cooler person they'd respect you more.

>food analogies thread
end all of your lives

>>388587436
But in reality they don't care if some guy is busy making their own pizza. Food analogies don't really work for this game industry talk, huh?

>>388587486
I've been to the USA two or three times (for long periods) and I've been living in NA for over a decade.

>>388586031
99.9% of food analogies posted here are false equivalencies, and are pretty much exclusively used to shitpost. Dismissing them out of hand is good practice around here.

>>388587413
Are you retarded? They're logical proofs that take your opinion on one thing and transpose it onto another in an attempt to make you change your mind about it. They're undeniably arguments.

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>>388587582
Stop

>>388585667
>Food analogy
>Food analogy Unironically

>>388587151

I wouldn't go so far as to say "changed from" since those other elements are there but I'll give you that it changes a significant aspect of the game. Even then, can it not be disabled? I don't play Minecraft.

I'm pretty sure you can also roll back to old builds can't you? Also, wasn't it advertised early on or from the start as adding Survival elements eventually?

If we were to say it can't be disabled, can't be rolled back and was never advertised at the outset as adding survival, sure, it's a significant enough departure.

So, fine, it very rarely happens and maybe in that scenario, I could see you maybe asking for a refund if it really, truly detrimented your enjoyment of the game.

>>388587737
>They're logical proofs
>logical
lol

>>388587582
Maybe I would be a cooler person if they STOPPED PUTTING MAYO ON MY CHICKEN SANDWICHES

better food analogy
>here's your pizza sir
>what the fuck? where's my pepperoni
>you only get pepperoni if you preorder. sorry!
alternatively
>here's your pizza sir
>what the fuck? where's my pepperoni?
>we downgraded you to cheese
>your commercial showed pepperoni on the pizza
>uhhh, so?
alternatively
>here's your pizza sir
>what the fuck? where's my pepperoni?
>itll be here in a few hours and costs $15 more
>i already paid for a pepperoni pizza
>so?

>>388587872
None of these work. Stop with the food analogy and just go straight to the point.

>>388587868
looks like you fell into the fatal loop
you'll never be cool, I am sorry

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>>388587148
>shit
>Literally a culmination of foods from all over the world in one country

>>388587802
You're marking out for your own gimmick now.

>>388587151
Minecraft was still being developed though. There was no clear indicator of what the game would end up being.

>>388587737
wow anon you are right after OP used pizza toppings to express his frustration with the current state of the industry i now acknowledge him as an intellectual, 10/10 point made

>>388588014
>All food is American food.
Get your imperialism out of here.

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>>388585667
>>388585813
>>388585849

>>388587413
Here's an argument:
If I purchase a digital product in some sort of form and the game is significantly changed through updates, then there should be some sort of consumer right against getting fucked over by updates.
Imagine tomorrow Player Unknown updates his game with a complete overhaul, it's now a white guilt simulator. You play as a whitey and you have to serve blacks to repent for your white sins.
That's far from the original game it's vision
I understand there may be complications, like in a scenario where someone refunds a game they legitimately enjoyed before that update.

inb4: he bought digital hehe xd COD LOL

>>388588129
>All food is American food
Are you also retarded? You clearly lack a proper education since you can't read certain words in my post.

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>>388587872
>food analogy uses "preorder" and "downgraded"
that's not an analogy. Just stop. Jesus christ

nothing wrong with pineapple on pizza.

>>388585667
Because you don't own the game, you use a license to be allowed to play it.

>oh boy pizza hut says itll make a super deluxe pepperoni pizza if they get 500k on kickstarter
>*pizza comes out*
>its just pepperoni on bread

>>388588156
oh believe me, it's not that we don't get it, it's just that OP is a huge faggot. And that his food analogy makes no sense.

>>388588243
upgrade/downgrade isnt exclusive to video games and you can order pizzas in advance to picking them up too anon

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>>388587850
A logical proof is a type of proof, you pitiful fucking retard.

>>388586808
you do in the eu

IMAGINE BEING SO FAT

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>>388586417
This. I worked as a cook for a fast food joint when i was 16, shit makes you depressed when you work 6 hours a day for minimum wage.

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>>388585667
What's /v/'s preferred frozen pizza of choice?

>>388585667
where did this retarded pineapple meme come from, pineapple is actually pretty good on pizza
i understand people not liking it but there are lots of toppings people don't like, why is it specifically pineapple that people always sperg out over?

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>eating a 3 course meal
>served soup
>served main course
>the desert menu is missing
>when the staff is asked about dessert they just hide in the kitchen
>a decade later someone posts the dessert menu on his website

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>>388588436
>"Hi I'd like to preorder a pizza for pickup"
>"can I downgrade from a medium?'
>"you mean a small?"
>"no a downgrade"
no you don't. stop trying to defend your garbage post. Just stop.

>>388585667
You don't own a copy of the pizza dumbass, you own the pizza. UNLIKE the game where you bought a liscenced copy.

>enter this thread expecting a discussion about companies patching features in and out of games
>100 posts debating the merits of food analogies
wew lad

>>388588501
try working a 72 hour week with $7.25 minimum wage

>>388586031
it's just a dumb /v/ meme, food analogies are extremely common and easy to make because everyone eats food
thinking about it now, it's just another "popular" thing that autists reeee over on here

>>388588713
git gud

>>388588707
single player games rarely have patches that change the game enough to where the first analogy is even relevant and when they do if its single player you dont even have to download it. early access need not apply

>>388587742
is that a real thing?

how can they make a whole VN about a girl having butthole pain?

>>388586850
this is actually a really witty post but nobody respodned to it

>>388588505
Red Baron

>>388586031
Imagine being so fat you see food when you look at your computer

>>388588713
That must suck anon, I was lucky enough my mother only charged me for car insurance so my bills were low. Some people had to make ends meet with rent and shit.

>>388588892
This is called the stealth upvote, and you usually just post "underrated" or a reaction face, lad.

>>388588941
IMAGINE BEING AT COMPUTERS

>>388587146
>wah wah it leaves a tiny bit of aftertaste maybe im scared of maybe tasting a little bit of something mommy help me
you are such a fucking crybaby you shouldn't even be eating solid foods
stick to sucking on mommy's tit

>>388588990
i didnt have bills at the time but my store only had 3 people left so i got guilted into staying. as soon as corporate started letting my manager hire more people i got myself fired

>>388587331
thats ironic considering chapelle converted to ISIS

>>388588505
DiGiorno Pepperoni Dipping Strips and that crappy garlic sauce

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>>388588671
Obviously I'd choose Big Boy.

>>388585878
Virtually every game with updates changes something. Dark Souls patches nerf some weapons and buff others. Dragon's Crown patches destroyed Amazon when she was insanely op.

>>388588446
Okay?

Still not an argument.

>>388585667
Your fault for letting your pizza sit uneaten for 30 minutes, you wasteful fool. It's not good cold. Eat it immediately or order a smaller pizza next time.

>>388588126
Are you honestly, legitimately retarded or do you really not see how an analogy is a form of argument?
>you would be against a pizza place coming to your house to change the toppings on your pizza after you bought it because a company changing your purchased product against your will after the fact is wrong, correct?
>yes
>then why is it okay when it's done with a different product?
There, that's the argument. Guess what? How "intellectual" you deem it to be doesn't change the fact that it's still an argument.

>ordering pizzagames
>dad walks
>asks for a tip
who here /canrelate/?

>>388588941
Imagine styling your box like a sandwich.

>>388589029
sorry

I'd eat a food analogy

>>388589369
i never said it wasnt an argument - i was pointing out that OP's analogy is trash and makes no goddamn sense.
Again like this anon said >>388586195 you accepted the terms and services on the pizza hut website when you ordered your "pizza." congratulations, even if OP's analogy made any sense, you're still dumbasses for thinking you have a case against it.
Also it's "paid," not "payed." maybe pass your spelling courses before tackling analogies.

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>>388585667
>pineapples
I bet you like pumpkin spice to you faggot.

>>388587868
Maybe you would be a cooler person if you learned how to cook and forgot about the fast food

>>388589617
Let's not do this, okay? You made fun of him for using an analogy as a form of argument, implying you didn't think it qualified as such and explicitly stating that it wasn't "intellectual," as though that has anything to do with the actual quality of the argument being made. Here, I'll post what you wrote:
>"wow anon you are right after OP used pizza toppings to express his frustration with the current state of the industry i now acknowledge him as an intellectual, 10/10 point made"
Don't try to backtrack,
>Also it's "paid," not "payed." maybe pass your spelling courses before tackling analogies.
1. I'm not the OP.
2. This is a very poor argument. What if he has dyslexia? Have you never made a typo? Why does a misspelling disqualify his entire argument when it's not related to it?

>>388585667
go home Jim. no one likes you and you're wrong like always you fat British cunt.

>>388585667

I'm never okay with it. I'm not okay with a lot of things, no one ever fucking listens to me.

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>>388585667
>putting pineapple on pizza

Fucking heresy of the highest degree.

>>388585667
Me and Sonic Mania on PC on a nutshell
Good thing that you can "steal" a game off the internet by torrenting it(and hence delivering divine punishment to those greedy kikes) meanwhile you can't do it with food/physical stuff

>>388590879
I'll listen to you.

>>388590539
good night OP hope you dont make any more threads until next week

>>388586501
At least fish isn't Human waste matter.

>>388591198
>next week
?

>>388591198
>doubling down on your argument when it's revealed your whole premise is wrong
That's not a very intellectual thing to do, Mr. Smarty-Pants.

>>388591371
that's when school starts up again, OP will have his bitch ass on a school bus to the seventh grade. Maybe there, he will learn how to make better analogies. A man can dream.

>>388591579
you're*
retard.

>>388591579
>This buttblasted at OP being called out
>"i'm not OP btw haha

>>388589704
>>388590982
>"I'm 15 and i don't understand flavor profiles"

>>388585667
because you didn't order a public pizza you ordered a personal pizza

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>Pizza thread

>>388589110
>>388589110
i put whipped cream on your macaroni but you can take it off who cares if it tastes different from how you wanted it

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>>388591838
I thought the only ones who like pineapple on pizza were children under 12 and the developmentally disabled.

OK TV analogy
You buy an HDTV and months later it can only display Stadard Definition

>>388585878
World of warcraft
>Played Legion
>Fire Mage during the first patches
>everything was great it was a fun playstyle and required more thinking than the regular Frost mage
>Patch comes
>Firemages useless mage class again
>Frost and Arcane both top dps classes now
Blizzard are the kings of taking my anchovies pizza and replacing it with fucking pineapple

>>388591818
>cuts it into a star
Fucking tards work at fast food places

>>388592563
That's a pentagram if you flip it upside down retard

>>388588505
>frozen pizza
None.
Not having pizza at all is preferable to frozen trash.

EULA

/thread

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>i can't make an actual logical argument so I'll resort to an analogy that has zero relation to the task at hand

wow genius

>>388592835
You better be making your own pizzas, otherwise enjoy your overpriced shit.

>>388589086
SO FAT YOU LOOK AND SEE FOUND

>>388592398
>being this much of a hivemind retard
You should probably kill yourself, the hivemind commands it.

>>388592969
>Paying $5 for some shit frozen pizza
>Have to then supply my time and energy to cook it
vs.
>Get $5 dominos pizza
>It's shit but still better than frozen garbage
>It's also cheaper since I didn't have to provide energy to heat it.

>>388585667
I SURE AS FUCK LIKE VIDEO GAMES
I DON'T LIKE TALKING ABOUT FOOD
BECAUSE FOOD IS NOT VIDEO GAMES
YEAH OP, IT SUCKS THAT COMPANIES DO THAT

I had Papa John's the other day and I threw up afterwards

>>388593165
Where are you getting a $5 dominos pizza?
Sure as fuck not with delivery, and if you're going to pick it up that's time and energy (and maybe gas)

>>388586765
>pineapple
>better than bacon

This fucking pleb

>>388586201
By going to McDonalds and ordering the Grand Mac presumably often. I would assume cooking with one hand is hard so he probably orders a lot of shit

>>388585667

This is such a stupid example.

why is Pizza Hut really good when they aren't the only pizza place around, but absolutely shit when they are

>>388593774
>why does competition create better products but when a company doesnt have any competition, it churns out shit?

I wonder

>>388593774
>Why does a business compete for your business when there are competitors around
Who knows?

Seriously though, is this level of complete unawareness the reason why US citizens think it's impossible for Broadband competition?

>pre-order the super awesome pizza 9000 for $14.99
>don't know what pizza it is but I MUST pre-order it anyways
>it finally comes
>it's a margherita
>the pizza boy asks if I want to buy some extra ingredients for my pizza
>only $4.99 for one ingredient
>buy all the ingredients like a good goy for only $49.90

>>388592891
underrated post

payday 2 got an update recently and I had to reaccept the eula on launch
did read it though, probably signed my soul away with no legal recourse

>>388588505
Why do Americans love floppy cheese salami bread? It's not even pizza and has no toppings

>>388594371
didn't*

I ain't no fucking fag

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I found this on my front door today

>>388585667
>30 minutes later

>>388589118
Ham and pineapple is the basic standard pizza in Australia.

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>>388585667
Imagine if you looked at video games and saw food

>>388586850
You're an entitled fuck.
Think of the starving WE WUZ that'd kill for some food analogy.
They ain't fed up.

>>388586014
I used to work at Pizza Hut and the other cook and I would always shit talk the orders we had to make. some of you fuckers got weird ass tastes, but I can't really talk because my favorite combo was cherry peppers, chicken and pineapple with Alfredo sauce.

>>388588501
I work in a fucking deli.

I make above minimum wage but it's food service combined with retail and it's the busiest deli in the corporation I work for so it's always fucking batshit insane.

I also go to school and work a file clerk internship. The internship makes a little less than my trashcan deli job, but I'm about to ask for 30 hours a week and quit this deli. It's wearing down my human spirit.

>>388585667
I'm pretty sure you don't have to sign a fucking EULA when you buy and consume a pizza.

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>watching youtubers talk about Destiny 2
>omg it sucks it doesn't have dedicated servers
>omg it sucks 30 fps what a fucking joke
>but I can't wait to play it, I've already preordered

Some things can't be helped OP.

>>388594874
You do when you pay with a card.

>>388595034
wat

>>388595063
Signing the merchant copy upon delivery.

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>>388585667
>30 minutes later

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>>388586031

>>388586243
what this thread was pizza and your post pineapples?

>>388590539
Ill jump in

The reason food analogies are so retarded is because there is almost nothing actually in common between food and video games that isn't also in common between everything else and everything else. Analogies are arguments, sure, but that doesn't they're all airtight, especially not food analogies.

>>388595106
so after you've verified the contents of the delivery is what you want?
they're not holding a gun to your head to sign for something you didn't order

>>388592803
>>388592563
Youre both retarded, its a pentagram because the outer circumference of the pizza makes the circle around the star to make the pentagram. What youre both looking for is an inverted pentagram

>>388585667
Except that video games, mainly ones which edit the game in as drastic of a way as you're describing, have an EULA which you must agree to. I'll explain with a food analogy, because that's the only way you'll understand.
>Go to a restaurant
>Waiter says, "We may change any part of your meal whenever we want, is that okay?"
>You agree and order a steak
>Your steak comes, and you start eating
>Waiter comes and covers the steak in ranch or some shit
>"WHAT THE FUCK YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU COULD CHANGE MY MEAL"

>tfw my pizza comes with a EULA

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>There are people in this thread that equally dislike anchovies as much as they dislike pineapple on their pizzas.

Jesus, how terrible it must be to have such uncultured taste buds

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>>388585667
Because I'll have eaten a pizza within 1-3 days. They're just feeding me pineapples and tracking down the shit in the toilet.

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>buy a game because of specific qualities
>they change these qualities so that it is no longer the product you purchased
>because of this you should be entitled to a refund as you had no say in the matter, however you likely won't get one due to accepting the EULA unless you or someone else decides to play the lawyer card and the company sees that it would be less expensive for them to just give refunds

Was that so fucking hard?

>eula not mentioned for a majority of the posts
>one person mentions it
>now suddenly everyone claiming eula
did summer finally fall asleep?

>>388595196
Accurate as fuck.

>>388595710
This is like arguing you shouldnt be arrested because you didnt agree to the laws in place

>>388595845
laws are forced upon you

they don't give a shit lmao

>>388595845
No it isn't, Seinfeld.

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>there are people in this thread who like fruit on pizzas

>>388595845
>law changes
>your actions before would've been considered a crime now but legally you're exempt from them so long as you do not repeat them while the law is in place

Guess shitty underage-brain burgers don't understand their own law.

What happened to /v/ lately?
>defending food analogies
>unironically using popularity=good as an argument
>praising mobas and hero shooters as the epitome of skill

>>388586464
If you buy a pizza, and then they add pepper without your consent, and you don't like pepper, why should you pay for the pizza? Keep in mind pepper makes up less than 0.1% of the total pizza.

>>388596021
Contrarian opinion being contrarian about themselves.

>>388596021
>lately

Try post-2012 when Tumblr and NeoGAF started to regularly invade.
It didn't start getting as bad as it is now until "Go back to Reddít" got filtered, really big coincidence huh? Just a fucking astounding coincidence that a drop in quality can be linked to that moment.

>>388595878
You could make the argument that deciding to live in said country is an agreement to said laws

It most definitely is

>>388585667
>tfw craving anchovie pizza for months now
>literally no pizza places nearby sell it anymore

>>388596021
Food analogies saw heavy use since the early days of 4chan, people only started shitting on them because they couldnt' come up with convincing counterarguments.

>>388596009
of course i understand this, the point is that this analogy falls apart as soon as any kind of scrutiny is applied

>>388596021
popularity is the only objective measurement of quality. the fact you dislike things by default if they are popular is enough to say you are a faggot contrarian

>>388596021
Dont forget,
>hourly gay threads
>new pol thread every 15 mins

>>388596275
If I hadn't explained why you were wrong in a clear and concise manner you would've argued.

>>388585667
>that will be 19.99 plus tip

>>388596371
Can you prove it?

>>388588505
I'll usually get some stuffed crust three-meat digiorno or something

>>388594608
>australia
It's all starting to make sense.

>buying uncooked food
>buying unfinished vidya

just don't buy it

>>388594542
There's no pizza on that menu

>>388594608

If your Australian then get a fucking Aussie.

Pineapple on pizza is fucking retarded you drongo

>>388596564
IF THE movie STINKS, JUST DON'T watch IT

>>388596405
Yes, but I choose not due to indescribable circumstances.

>>388596703
yes, i agree.

>>388596657
You're looking at the ass end of a fucking menu.
>take a photo of the end of a menu and all it lists is refreshments
>"woooow wtf this restaurant doesn't serve food? shits fucking bugged"

>>388588713
why would anyone try being such a failure?

>>388595031
Ofcourse youtubers are going to buy it, it's the next big thing and they have to make videos of it in hopes of making money. I believe they can even write off the cost of the games so it's just free games for them

>>388595920
But there's tomato on like 80% of pizzas.

>>388596763
fair

>>388596840
Tomato isnt a fruit anon, it technically exists in a separate category from fruits and veggies

>>388596763
Describe it

>>388596312
>popularity is the only objective measurement of quality.
That's literally a fallacy. "Argumentum ad populum."
Saying that popularity is a measure of actual quality is objectively wrong. This is because of the simple fact that you could take the same movie or game, inflate the advertising budget, and suddenly it's a much more popular while retaining the same quality. That's just simple logic. The fact you dislike things by default if they are popular is enough to say you are a faggot sheep.

>>388595920
Yeah who the hell mixes vegetables and fruits?

>>388596312
Since you love food analogies.

>Mcdonalds is popular and yet it is of objectively bad quality.
Explain this

>>388597105
define quality then. if being able to be enjoyed by more people does not equal quality it is a meaningless word

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What are y'all eating tonight?

>>388597132
Anyone whos had tomatos and lettuce on a sandwish

>>388597195
it isn't though, everyone who eats at mcdonalds enjoys their food so therefore it is a quality chain

>>388597240
>>388597043

>>388585849
GRAND MAC?!

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>>388597234

>>388597091
They cannot be described to such a weak mortal. Go somewhere else to get things described to you.

>>388596021
m8, 2017 /v/ is a literal fucking tumour. This is the generation of faggots that grew up on COD and Halo on XBL. That prepubescent voice screaming nigger on the mic on COD4 back in 2007 is about 20 years old now and comprises the majority of /v/'s userbase along with faggots who rail against anonymity and free speech and think you should be banned from games for saying rude things on the internt. These are the idiots you're speaking to and they think they have any right to an 'opinion'. There is literally no credibility left to this fuckhole at all. It is complete and utter cancer, make no mistake about it.
>>388596312
4chan objectively decreased in quality as it became more and more popular so it turns out you're fucking wrong and retarded

>>388585667
The anchovies were unbalanced and you know it you fucking scrub

>>388597043
>>388597285

(You)

>>388597206
Quality isn't objective, and popularity can be manipulative making it meaningless as a metric for quality.

Objectivity would be talking about gameplay, sound, worldbuilding, balance.

It have nothing to do with popularity all genres have their own metric to measure how "good" something is and it is never popularity

Popularity can be an indicator that something might be good, but popularity does not mean it is good

>>388597206
>if being able to be enjoyed by more people does not equal quality it is a meaningless word
IGN is the most popular game reviews site
Therefore IGN reviews are the best and most accurate
That's how retarded you sound.

>>388597340
Yeah, it's just a larger version of a Big Mac. They've also got the Mac Jr which is just a smaller version. I like the Mac Jr vecause the fact that there is less to it means that there is less that they could fuck up

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>>388597282
>everyone who eats at mcdonalds enjoys their food so therefore it is a quality chain

Imagine being this braindead

>>388585667
i think the real question here is why you would rather eat salty hairy fish then pineapples

>>388597282
By that logic every single fast food chain is a quality fast food chain.

>>388597692
Big macs are retarded anyways, the patties are tiny, Double quarter punder with mac sauce is where its at

>>388598014
Big macs are more popular than double quarter pounders therefore they are better >>388596312

>>388598095
ah shit, guess im a big mac man now

>>388594608
I am Australian and this man is a fucking liar.

The true blue Aussie standard is BBQ meatlovers.

>>388596063
but the flavor from the pepper makes up much more than 0.1% of the total taste

>>388598014
This chick gets it

>>388589118
stay mad at other's tastes

>>388585667
You're just baiting but in essence you are right. Especially on consoles, staying on a specific patch version is not just an inconvenience like on PC.
Games unfortunately aren't even treated as commodities, much less art. They're just licenses and as a customer you're at the mercy of the publishers.

>>388585813
>oey vey goyim, you cant use simple and straight forward food analogies, only we are allowed to use them when demonstrating what a good deal this new dlc is... it's just 9.99, the cost of a humburger and fries!

shut the fuck up.

>>388598314
Yeah, if he was going to make shit up he might have said that the Aussie is the standard pizza.

>>388598572
Has an Australian ever actually ordered the 'Aussie' version of anything?

>>388596175
What does it filter to?

>>388586031
Simplifying the acquisition of food was the first thing we did as a species regarding the development of our culture and technology.
Ancient Mesopotamians worshipped food gods and looked to the beginning of agriculture as a religious genesis.

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>Videogames are like food, you must have it when is served otherwise it gets cold and lose its taste

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>"and why would I want them?"
>"don't worry, no charge"

Does the analogy make sense now, /v/?

>>388586031
kek, this.

>>388598314
Seconding, also strayan

>>388598838
>cutting meat like that with a bread knife

Its like hes trying to get rid of all of the juices

>>388598838

That looks as delicious as it does deadly.

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Nothing gets replies faster than food analogies on this website.

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>>388599398
IMAGINE BEING SO FAT YOU LOOK AT ARGUMENTS AND SEE FOOD

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>>388599664
>tomato
>fruit

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>>388585667
Payday 2
Bought on release and enjoyed how it could feel like a heist simulator with the stealth.
They made it so it would push you more and more to the arcade shooting aspect which from what I've seen the fans of the first one wanted.
It's a totally different game to what I bought now though. I feel robbed.

>>388596664
You're either southern or bogan with y'all like that but I didn't say h&p was the aus favourite. I agree with you honestly, BBQ meat lovers is goat

>>388599664
Wow your opinion is fucking garbage. Thanks for sharing. I wish I could identify you to forever block any form of communication because literally anything you say will be totally devoid of rational thought.

>>388597340
>>>/reddit/

>>388599664
What's the fucking appeal to coconuts? I can't understand why people like them so much

>>388587260

if anything, it makes you more likely to shove easily grabbed, unhealthy shit like burgers and pizza down your craw

>>388585667

So with WoW they just scrape everything off and shit all over your pizza?

>>388585667
I accidentally ate pantry moths because of this thread. Thanks for the videogames.

>>388600310
no, WoW is like this pizza
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0YLfUIbDbg

>>388599664
>pumpkins low-tier
Carving the pumpkin and eating the innards is the best part of halloween. Eat me.

>>388585667
Thats not how food works you dumb fucking shit, take your shitposting elsewhere

>>388595196
What the fuck is this saying about toast. I fucking love toast. Dont talk shit on toast plz.

>>388587170
>American """""""humour"""""""
>American"""""""comedy"""""""
>American """""""comedians"""""""

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>>388598838
PUT SOME MORE OKRA WITH THAT YEAH

>>388591579
your thread isnt very intellectual

faggot

>>388599664
>pineapple in shit tier
I mean it does suck on pizza, but just plain pineapple is delicious.

>>388600429
Are you a pumpkin?

>>388600573
Simpleton.
Why spend time on eating toast at the restaurant when you could have your world rocked.

>>388600719
German detected

>>388585667
I like anchovies. Then again I also octopus, cuttlefish, avocado on pizza. Also jalapenos and pineapple together taste great.

>>388600938
shut uuuup

>>388600889
I don't know, but I can be a cannibal either way.

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Murkans discussing food is like black people discussing science

>>388600404
That actually looks kind of good?

>>388601052
Or Yuropenises discussing guns.

>>388601106
Pretty sure the plural of penis is peni.

>>388600404
I want to lick the toppings

>>388601156
The plural of you is Christopher Street Day.

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>>388585667
but pineapple is objectively better on pizza than anchovies.

>>388601319
Who's that? Someone cool?

>>388598735
Nothing it's considered spam.

>>388601453
Yes, very gay.

>>388599664
Fuck you man, pumpkin is great roasted

>>388601441
WRONG

>>388585667
How do you take 30 minutes to eat a pizza

>>388601743
You are right, pineapple is not only better than anchovies, it is pretty much required for a good pizza.

>>388601775
Maybe he went to poppa Murphy's and had to cook it himself.

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>>388595196
>PS4
>The pinnacle of innovation
>Highest quality gaming experience
Is this a joke?

Anyone else getting hungry?

>>388601994
I'M GETTING HONGRY HOMBRE

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>>388601976

>>388601994
Yep, making myself some garlic bread and pineapple sherbet milkshake

>>388585667
Anyone who thinks pineapple doesn't belong on a pizza, but enjoys anchovies on a pizza, is retarded. Absolute shit-tier taste. There's plenty of pizzas where the flavour and texture of pineapple makes sense. Anchovies are just trash.

>>388602156
why does everyone on this god forsaken board want to fuck mads

>>388601976
>expecting any pc game to have the time and effort Sony's first party games have put into them

Of course PC will run it better, but the game probably wouldent have been made without sony

>>388602156
>Seriously being excited for Death's Stranding
Please tell me no one's this gullible to fall for Kojimbo's shit. Again.

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Why do people hate pineapple pizza? I get the bbq chicken pizza at california pizza kitchen all the time with pineapple, and it's a pretty good addition to meat lovers pizza to add a different more crunchy texture and a contrasting flavor.

It's like a hivemind reddit meme or something.

>>388602224
>"game"
*cinematic experiences

>>388585667
Do they still make anchovies pizzas? I've always wanted to try it but could never find a place that does

>Steam updates ToS
>Don't agree with new terms
>Click no
>Steam closes, no option to refund at full price the 100's of games I bought over the years
What the fuck is this bullshit? Do they need another lawsuit like the one in Europe?

>>388602231
Because they are plebs that eat nothing but pepperoni pizza

>>388602231
Here's your legitimate, real answer.
Most people get their pizza from shitty places like Domino's or Papa John's, places that can't possibly have fresh pineapples. And for pineapples, fresh makes all the difference.

>>388602231
Sweet fruits don't belong on a hot food. Sweet fruit is best when it's cold and juicy not hot and dry

>>388599664
>coconut and pineapple low tier
>bananna and crisp apple mid tier
>tomato high tier

>grape god tier
ok that one works

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>>388602224
This is one of the most finely crafted baits I've ever had the honor of replying too.

Name any sony exclusive game made with the dedication and effort of any of these 5 titles with proof to back it up and I will personally give you 100 dollars over paypall so include contact info there too.

>dwarf fortress
>endless space 2
>deadwood
>red orchestra2/rising storm
>homeworld 1/2

>>388602335
Except the ToS you accepted before the new terms dictate that Steam can rescind your license to play those games if you do not agree to new terms set in the future.
Seriously, read the fucking terms.

>>388602291
>minecraft

>>388602231
It fucking sucks that it became a meme. I've never really liked pineapple on pizza because I just don't like the texture of pineapple, along with the sweetness. It doesn't mix well with the cheese for me. It usually becomes a weird slightly snotty texture with a crunch.

>>388602382
>And for pineapples, fresh makes all the difference.
cooked on pizza? no way you're tasting the difference

>>388602421
>dwarf fortress
i said game
>>388602421
>>endless space 2
>>deadwood
>>red orchestra2/rising storm
>>homeworld 1/2
what even are those

>>388602395
>Sweet fruits don't belong on a hot food
Never had pineapple glazed ham?
>Sweet fruit is best when it's cold
Or a damn pie?

>>388602382
This and they are also probably poor and have only had pineapple that's been canned in syrup and think pineapple is this super sweet fruit.

>>388602421
Bloodborne

>>388602395
you know tomatoes are sweet right? and so are oranges and apricots and many othet fruit used in savoury cooked dishes?

>>388585667
because you've already consumed it. imagine infinite pizza that you've been eating for weeks and then someone added infinite pineapple on top of it

>>388602460
... is owned by Microsoft

>>388602421
>Name any sony exclusive game made with the dedication and effort of any of these 5 titles with proof to back it up and I will personally give you 100 dollars over paypall so include contact info there too.

keep your jew money. you probably need it for updating your pc in a year or two to play the new AAA games

>>388602231
I don't like pineapple at all, the only thing I hate more than pineapple is olives
>Order large pizza supreme
>specify no olives three times because some how EVERY time I order something no matter where they put olives on it
>Pizza gets to house
>Check it before paying guy
>Fucking olives again
>"oh our bad man, want a coupon for a free small pizza?"
>Explain to him im not going to buy this pizza
>Delivery gets angsty before he goes
>Never order from them again

I have just been telling people I am deathly allergic olives, seems to prevent this shit more

>>388602606
What retard Europoor puts tomatoes on pizza?