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>When Carmack was 14, he broke into a school to help a group of children steal Apple II computers. To gain entry to the building, Carmack concocted a sticky substance of thermite mixed with Vaseline that melted through the windows. However, an overweight accomplice struggled to get through the hole, and opened the window, setting off a silent alarm and alerting police.
>Carmack was arrested, and sent for psychiatric evaluation (the report mentions 'no empathy for other human beings' and describes Carmack as 'a brain on legs'). Carmack was then sentenced to a year in a juvenile home.
>'no empathy for other human beings'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X68Mm_kYRjc
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fat people ruin everything
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>>388579624
This
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>>388579159
>Person is smart
>person has no empathy

is empathy for sub-80 IQ?
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I hate being fat
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>>388579159
>a brain on legs
what a stupid analogy
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>>388579159
fat """"""""people""""""""
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>>388579159
Didn't Carmack fucking kill a cat once or something?
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>>388579159
We need more John Carmacks in the world.
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>>388579624
God damn, fpbp again.
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>>388580035

He gave away the popular company cat at ID because it annoyed him. He did it behind everyone's back.
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Gee if he's so smart how come he fell for the vr meme?
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>>388579159
>a brain on legs
Aren't we all, technically?
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>>388580035
His cat started being a cunt so he sent her to a shelter. His coworkers were surprised because she was almost a team mascot, and carmack didnt seem to care at all.
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>>388580272
He didn't "fall" for it, he just wanted more money, so he worked for it.
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Is Masters of Doom the best video game book ever written?
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>>388579159
Isn't he being sued by both oculus for leaving, and id/zenimax for bringing shit over to oculus?

How is that going?
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>>388579624
/thread
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>>388580272
He fucking stole shit about it while he was leaving dude.
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Doom must be how he feels and sees humans. If he was born 50 years earlier, he would've been a serial killer
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>>388580321
fuck you man, I was born without legs.
Techically correct, but they were going for a metaphor you dunce
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>>388581354
are you a good dancer
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>>388580253
Sounds like a analogy for the development of Quake.
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>>388579159
>an overweight accomplice who now hates windows
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>Genius mind
>Forever stuck as a Facebook slave working on a failing product
Tragic.
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>>388581814
Kek
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>>388580035
The cat was pissing all over the couches so he sold it because it was annoying.
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>>388579787
I really think you're onto something there. It's generally said that many of the most successful people are sociopaths. It might in fact be that empathy is a trait that correlates negatively with IQ. I'd guess it's because stupid people are too dumb to realize the average person is a total asshole who would screw you at the first opportunity.
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>>388581814
Kek
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>>388581814
Kek
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>>388579787
Most 14 year olds don't have a well developed sense of empathy, this isn't a trait unique to the intelligent.
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>>388579907
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>>388581814
Fucking nice
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>>388581814
FUCK, I LOST
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>>388580272
>Gee if he's so smart how come he fell for the vr meme?

Fall for the VR meme?

Nigga? How do you think we get these kinds of tech in the first place? Someone has to invest the funds and do the research to turn them into workable products.
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>>388580272
He just wants to work on tech, he doesn't care if VR will eventually fail or not, it's a new field and he wants to explore it.
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>>388580272

He made the VR meme, the problem is everyone is too retarded to actually make something of it.

Kind of like how the Sega Genesis used " GEMS " for music to allow artists to make songs. But everyone was so retarded that only Shiny and the guy who made the hitman soundtrack actually made use of it.
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>>388579159
Where'd he get the thermite?
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>>388581814
This deserves it's (you)s
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>>388582794
VR tech literally exist for decades. We are just at that point in our society that it is commercially viable enough to be marketed to the masses.
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>>388581814
Good one
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>>388584449
>thermite
Not gonna tell you but this is readily available if you're smart enough.
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>>388584449

You mix iron oxide which I think is rust and aluminum powder.
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angry manlet
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>>388580135
fuck off neogaf, no one wants your upboats
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>>388579159
JOHN "GOOGLING HARD DRIVE WIPING" CARMACK
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>>388584449
made it
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>>388580272
>mfw if \Vee\ was around in the early 90's they would have been calling out devs for "falling into the 3D meme"
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>>388585359

They did on RTS games, they bitched about 3d RTS games.
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>>388585359
That implies VR is the next evolution of gaming when it's not. It is literally attaching a monitor near your eyeballs with an accelerometer..
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>>388585623
They were 100% right and 3d fighting game are all shit too.
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>>388585859

It is, it's already infecting every fucking sim game. From racing games, to flying jets or space sim freespace mods.

There are literally 3 mech games in development, a sort of star trek arcade sim was released in like less than a years development that is multiplayer that every VR owner has.

Just watch nigger, you'll be playing SteelBattalion VR before you know it.

I don't even own the shit yet, but its fucking tempting.
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>>388586127

Nah,
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>>388583070

Didn't he say he doesn't really give a shit about vidya but likes making game engines?
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>>388585859
I'd tell you how I know you never tried the shit, but then you'll adapt your shitposting in the next thread.
I agree though, it's not the next "big thing" but it's also far from a "meme".
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>>388585623
>early 90's
>3D RTS
>RTS at all
niggro be more specific
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>>388579159
read masters of doom.

the dude interrogating him asked Carmack if he would have continued stealing if he hadn't been caught. Carmack answered straightforwardly, yeah he probably would have because he was a fucking kid and hadn't learned his lesson yet.

Fat stupid police man thought Carmack was trying to be a smart ass which was why he wrote the brain on legs shit.
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>>388581814
kek
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>>388586328
Well you know why? Because companies like steam are literally giving them seed money for development.
>>388586534
Don't be so defensive VRfag. Did I say it was a meme? All I am saying here is it is not "THE FUTUREâ„¢" like you VRfags are saying.
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>>388586670
hahahahahahahahahaha
pic related
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>>388586736
>like you VRfags are saying
unlike the other post calling VR a meme, this never happened, in any of my posts in this thread at least
I agreed with you my jumpy poorfag
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>>388580272
It doesn't matter if VR is "successful" or not, anon. It's possible to get enjoyment out of something regardless of the number of games it gets.

Some people will be interested in it even if it flops overall.
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>>388586670
>a=8
>b=8
>function returns 5
is this correct?
wow thank you, women programming
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>>388587113
>It's possible to get enjoyment out of something regardless of the number of games it gets.
Unless that number is 0, obviously.
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>'no empathy for other human beings'

People who are clinically diagnosed with psychopathy don't necessarily have any desire to commit murder or acts of violence. They can and sometimes do integrate into society without any issues. Carmack may very well be a psychopath, or such a high-functioning autist that his lack of empathy is only an incidental trait.
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>>388581814
10/10
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>>388587267
Code skrub here, how do you know that a and b = 8?
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>>388587281
>Unless that number is 0
SCultist got that exact number and they're still enjoying their shit
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>>388586670
That second reply's honestly got a point, though. If you're making software for as a living, comment on your fucking code, because eventually someone else will have to work with it.
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>>388587407

If the numbers are equal the code on the right returns 5.
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>>388579159
Carmack has always been /our guy/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzmbW4ueGdg

>>388587549
Not commenting can be an anti-piracy measure though can't it?
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>>388587407
max is a function you have to use with 2 parameters, a and b
it will return the value of a or b depending on which one is bigger
but if they're both the same number it will always return 5
at least that's how I understand it
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>>388587113
You're the one that brought up "meme" VRfag.
>poorfag
LOL. Keep justifying your expensive accessory.
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>>388587624
>yesssss im going to "port" so much pussy tonight!
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>>388587676
>>388587605
So the "random" (as she calls it) part is that instead of "y" for "yes, they're equal" or something, she uses "5" to recognize it?
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>>388584449
Thermite is very easy to make. Only requires two readily available ingredients, aluminum and iron oxide, and you just have to mix them at the right ratio.
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>>388581814
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>>388586997
BLUE BOARD
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>>388587717
The post you just responded to was my first post in the thread, anon. I didn't bring it up, all I'm saying is that people don't need something to be popular to have an interest in it.
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>>388586736

Thats a lot of fucking seed money and half of these companies have no connection to them.

Some of them are fucking mods.
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>>388579624
>>388581814
This is why I am still here, only to see quality posts like these.
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>>388587812

Yeah. The screenshot probably isn't real because no one would do something that stupid.
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>>388587812
where it says "return 5" it should say either "return a" or "return b" since that's what should happen when they're equal
that function is stupid anyways, most programming languages already have a native function/method/whatever for that
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>>388588019
>Thats a lot of fucking seed money
>steam
>Some of them are fucking mods.
So not really crucial?
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>>388586997
HER NAME
QUICK !

MY DICK DEMANDS IT !
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>14 year old boy does stupid shit and is smart enough to be genuinely destructive so he must be a complete sociopath

Or maybe he was just a dumbass kid too smart for his own good.
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>>388588158
are you retarded?
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>>388588056
>Yeah. The screenshot probably isn't real because no one would do something that stupid.
kek, have you seen her github?
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>>388587717
>You're the one that brought up "meme" VRfag.
the post replying to the one you're replying by mistake is calling VR a meem

>so poor couldn't even afford books for reading comprehension
LMAO@u
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>>388588158
The absolute state of this retarded board...
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>>388582035
actually, it's the other way around. High intelligence tends to correlate (which doesn't mean it's directly in proportion with) higher sense of empathy. Also, being empathical doesn't mean being nice necessarily. It means you can intuit better what other conscient beings are being conscient about. The idea that smart people are cold and unfeeling is a meme.
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>>388586997
how is she anorexic if she has that toned ass and abs?
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>>388581814
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>>388586997
Makes sense I would find Revenant porn in a Carmack thread
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>>388586997
Thank Ms. Skeletal
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>>388587624
Not really; making your code a total bitch to edit doesn't do much against piracy. If pirates have access to your source code or can decompile your code to the point where they could see the comments they generally won't even need to crack it anymore
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>>388581814
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>>388579787
I see this in white people a lot, it's why they make good business men and bankers
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>>388586997
half expected her to start firing double rockets at me
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>>388579787
Pretty much any level of intellect in either direction of the bell curve be it lower or higher tends to lend itself to potential problems.

Low IQ and retarded people tend to have serious issues emotionally, and high IQ people also tend to have them.

There's an average for a reason, the farther you swing away from that in either direction the more common problems arise.
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>>388579787
Once we can test for a lack of empathy we need to start throwing those babies into ditches like the spartans.
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>>388586670
HAHAHA IM SUCH A FUCKING NERD GUYS :3:3:3:3:3:3
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>>388588276
>>388588353
I don't get it

Is it a guy?
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>>388579159
Put me to sleep, Carmack.
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>>388589482
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>>388589561
I don't see a filename
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>>388581814
UCUNTU?
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>>388589668
Get some glasses.
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>>388589743
Joke's on you, I'm already wearing glasses
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>>388589668
Look harder, it's there.
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>>388579787
No. Empathy is for the capable. Once you become too dumb or too smart empathy tends to become more difficult.
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>>388589929
I think I can't see it because I'm on mobile
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>>388589997
>admitting to being a mobile poster
jesus fucking christ
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>>388587501
What is "SCultist?"
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>>388589997
filename is karlieanorexic.webm
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>>388581814
goddamnit
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>>388589997
Isn't there a mobile application that allows cell phone browsers to have a similar experience as computers?
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>>388589997
If you're on clover, it shows you filenames of spoilered images.
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>>388581814
Written in the stars
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>>388580272
>Implying the future isn't bright
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>>388591306
The fist shake really sells it.
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>>388579159
>tfw no one watched Jace Hall Show but me
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>>388591306
lmao
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>>388579787
Nah stupid people with low empathy make up the majority of career criminals
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>>388580578
No, that'd be the Splinter Cell books
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>>388580578

I'm surprised it didn't get a netflix miniseries or something.
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>>388590238
A Star Citizen backer, and unlike what that poster said they do actually have snippets of gameplay to play.
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>>388584932
>He still submitted his lanky ass in jujitsu

Truly a learned manlet. Many have tried and failed
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>>388592141
Give it 5 years.
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>>388586997
For such a STICC she actually kept decently-sized tits
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>>388592795
has anybody learned anything from fighting games
grappling always wins
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>>388586997
Find a flaw.
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>>388592795
>Bruce Lee Jeet Kune Do bounce, down to the hand gestures
I guarantee you this manlet went to a McDojo
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>>388593124
S T I C C
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>>388593124
She looks like a low budget taylor swift with even less ass.
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>>388593124
Way too thin
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>>388582020
I love my cat but had these thoughts when she was pissing all over the place. Luckily I took her to the vet and found out she had to go to surgery.
Now she's better.
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>>388593267
McDojo? Is that where you learn to fend off hamburglars?

>>388593124
She hasn't been going to the McDojo
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>>388588119

Mods are customer first nigger, so much so that the best are always free.

And since when is steam microsoft?
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>>388581814
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>>388593375
Actually, Taylor tried to look like her.
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>>388593536
It's where you learn meme martial arts that get you killed in a street confrontation
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>>388593267
Obviously the little shit couldn't throw a punch properly and swung wide, low and slow while keeping his torso static and didn't even lean or step with his punches.
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>>388579787

No. I tested 125+ ( the scale didn't go higher for the school test ) when I got in the GT program as a kid, and I have an overwhelming sense of empathy toward people who are suffering.
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>>388582035
No. People that don't have the ability to appreciate things on different (usually superfluous) levels turn their energy and attention to other avenues. Since people are easily accessible and they've learned social skills, they tend to focus on what brings them value. What you're describing is bias confirmation, probably because people that think this way want to believe they're smarter than other people since they're a social rejects. It's a desperate attempt for validation, in essence because they're retarded.
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>>388593617
Wow karlie looks uglier than taylor too.
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>>388593684
Me too. Smart but crippling sense of empathy.
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>>388579159
>When Carmack was 47, he googled 'How to Wipe a Hard Drive"
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>>388593887
That was alleged by an accusing attorney on Bethesda X Carmack, though

>Believing Todd's lies
>Especially when Oculus won and Carmack counter-sued (in what is sure to be) succesfully
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>>388593846

>a situation where I have to tell someone no
>overwhelming guilt and frustration just from the simple act of saying no or being unable to deliver

I am not cut out for management. It sucks.
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>>388593887
>wanting to wipe your harddrive means you're suspicious
or you know you could've just decided to start fresh again. I really hope the police isn't that stupid
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>>388579787
considering that nignogs and spics are sub 80 IQ and lack any empathy at all id have to disagree
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>>388581319

He just developed the technology behind the games. Doom's creative design was all Tom Hall and John Romero
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>>388583452
Not even Michael Fucking Jackson used it
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>>388586670
You morons know this is fake, right?
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>>388581814
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>>388581814
can i be in the screenshot too?
>LOL
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>>388589049
It's interesting really.
I think stupid people don't get on well with others because they can't understand them, and intelligent people don't get on well with people because they understand them too well.

The most amusing thing is that you won't be able to to tell which you are, because if you're stupid you don't have the knowledge required to know that you're stupid.
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>>388581814
Nice
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I really like carmack. I wish he would do some autistic seminars on optimization and shit.
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>>388596376
>>388596563
Fuck me.
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>>388593387
I've never wanted a cat to sit on a sleeping persons face more than I do you now. Congratulations.
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>>388584976
Suck my dick nigger
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>>388581814
I don't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
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>>388585859
>accelerometer

LOL are you seriously so fucking poor that you've only tried phone vr? Guess now we know the caliber of "vr is dead" posters, literal poorfags.
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>>388583452
Because getting good music out of GEMS was overcomplicated and Americans were too used to composing for MIDI. Meanwhile Japanese engines like SMPS and Cube were based on foreign concepts like MML that probably seemed strange and imposing to them, but was a lot easier to write.
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>>388588979
Yeah because niggers are so empathetic, thats why they kill and rape way more than white people. Maybe white people make good bankers and businessmen because they aren't retarded and can do math?
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>>388598898
this is what actual poorfags believe
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>>388598898
I haven't tried any of those games the grapes are talking about. Are they good?
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>>388579787
Look at all the retarded niggers wrecking havoc in the world. Every last one of them is a sub-80 IQ and they're all goddless, apathetic bastards.
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