>you're an orc shaman level 47 grinding vultures in Blasted

>>388574723
>look up
Wew

>>388574723
I ask her if she needs some company for the road.

>>388574723
>/laugh
>/laugh
>/pat

YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?
HOW ABOUT I SHOVE MY FINGER UP YOUR ASS!

Ask how the warlock ported me to tanaris and how they learned to speak orcish

>implying I would ever lower myself to play something as barbaric and disgusting as a greenskin "shaman"
Good joke.

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>>388575080
You want to die sir?

Fuck.

>>388574723
I'd put my big orc cock in her mouth

zug zug

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>>388574723
>look up
>tanaris winds blow her robe up in the air
>get a clear view of her muff
>she gets embarrassed and shy, stumbles and falls off her disk
>run over to her to see if shes alright
>she sits up only to realize she landed with her legs wide open
>blushing, she bundles her robe up and stands up dusting herself off

"I-idiot g-green skin! what'd you do that for.. are you some kind of pervert?"

>>388578863
Chromie is for sex. All gnomes are for pornographic sex.

>>388574723
log out and delete my character, all Orcs need to be purged
reroll as a Night Elf fuckslut

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You want a piece of me, boy?

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>>388578863

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>playing as an Orc
>not as the best race

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>>388574723
Stopped reading at shadman

>>388574723
Chariot chariot. Cave Johnson here just wanted to let you know im a huge prick.

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You wake up in South Shore's inn. You're awoken by the ships coming into port. You get dressed and gather your things and head out, saying good bye to the inn-keeper and fellow patrons.

Stepping out into the cold air. The winds had brought snow down from the Alterac Peaks, you can see the air forming before your lips as you head off on your adventure.

Looking around you see the snow slowly dropping onto the ground, grass and your armor. The birds have left for the winter and you can see the wildlife scrambling to get their food for hibernation.

You feel at peace as you continue onward but as you reach Tarren Mill you sigh and shake your head at it's destroyed-state and you try to keep your distance.

You end up in the Alterac Mountains. The air is more colder. You see Horde warily pass by you, their hands clenching on their weapons in ready for defense but you wave at them and smile and continue onwards into the town of Alterac and with the ogres wiped outm you find shelter before the storm comes in.

Lighting a cozy fire in a small shack, you look out at the heavy snowfall and wonder if you'll ever or when make it back to Light's Hope Chapel as you train to become a Paladin of the Alliance.

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>>388580473
Vanilla WoW really was something else.

LAAAAAAAAVA BUUUUUUUUUUUURRSSST

>>388580473
>getting past tarren mill that easily
What a fantasy

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You login into your class hall and head directly for your mission board, loot the gold, the AP items and other crap. With a sigh you change spec to apply the AP item to your secondary artifact then you head to Dalaran.

*Five minutes and a D/C later*
You log into Dalaran and you leave tradechat then peer at your map. ''DAILY QUESTS HERE, GO GO, ONLY 30 MINS LEFT AND INVASIONS, OH NOES, Don't you want to level that 7th alt?''
With a groan you decide what quest to do after circling Dalaran a few times.
As you make your way to your quest you're bombarded with ''ENEMY FORCES HOLD THIS TOWER, DESTROY THEM.'' - ''I need WINE, JUMP IN THE VAT.'' ''Here use this quest item on the withered, bitch.''

As you finish your 4 daily quests, you head off to the emissary, hoping for a piece of loot.
You receive: Blood of sargerasx1
You receive: Shattered jerkin of tumbles - 850 titanforged
You loot 15 gold and 2 silver.

You hearth back to Dalaran and fly in circles again as you wait for your order hall missions to finish.

>>388580473
>he writes this poorly and played Alliance

retard loser dumbfuck idiot moron silly goosehead imbecile

>>388580473
>Lighting a cozy fire in a small shack, you look out at the heavy snowfall

rping around a campfire with friends.was the best fucking thing ever..

holy shit the nostalgia

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What an orgasm looks like.

>>388585164
This is spooky because I play on Warmane TBC and just did all of those quests 30 mins ago

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WoW then, WoW now.

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Gnome girls are for

>>388586695
beating up

>>388578863
http://rpboyer15.github.io/sounds-of-the-storm/vo/vo_hero/Chromie/Chromie%20-%20Default/ChromieBase_AI_GoodJob00.mp3

>>388586695
embarrassing on adventures

Do you guys think it would be possible to make it so that people are unable to data-mine? I think a big part of WoW's downfall was the use of datamining, completely negating any kind of surprise and challenge that may come the raiders way.

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>>388582609
>mfw spending 12 hours flying around waiting for order missions to finish

>>388586695
Being cannibalized by female undead

>>388588591
if by cannibalized you mean eaten out by, then yes I would agree

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>>388586695

>>388589497
when will they learn

>>388582609
This is a bit too accurate it scares me

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>>388586695
Punting.

I hope gnomes finally get gnomergan back in the next expac.

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>>388586695
Cuddling, spooning and consensual headpatting.

>>388592994
sauce?

>>388590597
It's Tarren Mill fyi.

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Why are gnomes such messy eaters?