>be indie game dev >make game about small creature/child

what

>be indie game dev
>make pixelated zelda clone
I are creative!

>tfw I have Fill's hairline
fucking kill me

>>388567815
Its souls clones now.

>be indie game dev
>it deconstructs video games and tries to make you question/feel bad for playing them

really gets the almonds going................

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>be a whore
>suck hundreds of dicks
>get men to do my bidding and make a twine game for me
>take all the credit
>release their hard work for free so you don't have to pay them
I am creative!

>be indie dev
>first line of kickstarter includes the phrase "souls-like"
>130% funded in 28 hours

>>388568142
G...GG..GOOBLLEYGRAPPLERE
G-G-G-GAMERGATORR
G...G.G.G.G

>>388566853
>ex-ubisoft employee
>have all the connections in the media
>make a documentary in which he is acting like a total manchild
>shit game is smashing hit due to above reasons
huh

>be indie dev
>make a good game out of nowhere
What's her name, /v/?

>>388568552
no such thing,all successful "indie devs" were in a major studio at some point.

>>388568142
jeez i forgot her name already...chloe?

>game sucks, shit controls, shit mechanics, shit graphics
>give it some "deep message"
>Polygon GOTY

>>388568142
please dont be so salty the rules are simple
>if a woman originates from rich family and is successful you can be sure she is not a whore
>if a woman is not from a rich family and is successful you can bet your left nut she did some stuff to get there

>>388568743
What about Pixel? Or Toby Fox?

>>388568743
Dennaton games?

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>>388568275
Shut up, fag

>>388569679
>badthings.gif
Where'd you get that image anon?

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>be indie dev
>have no skills, and don't want to work
>make a game
>it's terrible, everyone knows it's terrible, god I'm going to have to get a job no god why please spare m- wait
>make a strong black woman with an afro as the main character

"THE BEST GAME I'VE PLAYED THIS YEAR" - IGN
"YOU'RE REALLY MISSING OUT IF YOU DON'T PLAY THIS" - POLYGON
"THIS IS THE GAME I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR" - PC Gamer

>>388567916
So do I. Its the hairline of the gods

>>388568142
You fuckers couldn't shut your fucking mouths and made WAY bigger than it was.

>>388568275
God damn, why did this post make me fucking laugh?