Currently taking turns with my fiance playing Crash Bandicoot,

>>388550497
>Having a lot.
Of sex?

>>388550497
>girlfriend
Where do you think you are?

>>388550975
Of fun, sorry.

>tfw no bf

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>gf
>fun

>crash
>fun

almost had me

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>>388550497

>your Gfs/Significant others?

I didn't want to feel sad today, thanks OP.

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>>388552457
Sorry guess I forgot where I was

Honestly how can people expect you to get a girlfriend when you're a disgustingly ugly fuck?

>>388553220
work out

>>388553310
Ohhh just hit the gym with all the ghetto niggers. Brilliant idea fagbutt

>>388553462
How's the NEET life working out for you?

>>388553462
I am a faggot and I do have a nice butt, but those are both besides the point. Just start going for runs, then. Its honestly better than hitting the gym IMO.

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>>388551827

> Crash
> not fun

Time to get some taste, nigger.

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My wife only plays console western RPGs exclusively.
She does no side quests (except when she really has to.)
She always always plays a female mage but ends up equipping and fighting with the most powerful dropped weapon she can find because she never builds a character who works with mana.
She probably drinks more health potions than casts spells.
And she even reads the wiki while playing to learn the ending.

I wish I was fucking kidding. You could never comprehend my suffering.

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I don't have a gf because >3D women.

So I play games by myself, and don't have to worry about getting accused of rape or wife's sons or whatever.

>>388550497
my body pillow can't play vidya