More than the score, I think it is somewhat impressive that there

>>388548042
>Are the sensationalists biding their time with games like this, so they can hand a negative a negative zinger when everything seems good and nice?
Of course, Sterling's already masturbating to the very thought of it.

>>388548226
idk if it would work with this since literally nobody expected this game to be good because ubisoft and rabbids.

Working on my 1/10 review, give me some time.

just play xcom ew

>>388548226
Sterling is too busy madturbating to his wife getting fucked by Tyrone

BASED EXPLAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS1Iz8FcW5k&t=4s

>>388548042
You do know you have to remove 10 from every Nintendo game's score to get an accurate score right?

>>388549504
That's one of the stupider memes I see around here.

>>388548042
>Nintendo and Ubi are rich
Nah. With the mediocre score ARMS got and the below-expected score of Splatoon 2 (both being extremely huge titles), it's pretty obvious that if they're paid, they're not paid that much lmao

>>388550267
ARMS got 77 though

>>388550515
Which is mediocre in terms of Nintendo material. This game was branded as one of my major system sellers, after all

>>388550635
the *

>>388548042
Is this game worth getting?

>>388550635
not an argument, don't forget the game's getting a bunch of free DLC

>>388548042
Ubi and Nintendo probably were extra careful with this one, because if it was bad, then it would likely hurt multiple brands, and make the two companies look bad.

>>388550838
>>388550515
77 is a C+, I'm sorry.

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>>388548042
I'm happy it's doing well. It sends the message that crazy crossovers are well-received if it's done well.
Tails Gets Trolled: The RPG when?

>>388550905
57 is a C+

>>388550905
I forgive you

>>388550838
77 is mediocre. I'm not quite sure what the fuck you're talking about. Now if the game is good and you think it deserves more than 77, fine. But a score of 77 is still a mediocre score

>>388551056
nah

>>388550838
>free DLC
when will this stop being argued as a selling point? if the game isnt good enough, people will leave and most likely not come back. if they don't come back, whether they make a million free dlc or none doesnt matter. that content wont be played by the player.

that nonsense was spammed during the overwatch marketing campaign. if the gameplay is awful like it is, no amount of free dlc will make people come back.

>>388551010
I'm sorry your educators didn't care about you.

>>388548226
I'm not sure Sterling will dare criticize this game, considering he and Laura Kate Dale suck each other's dicks about how it was '''''leaked.'''

>>388551234
good thing the game is good enough though and just going to get better thanks to all the free DLC.

>>388551056
>77
>mediocre

Dude, a 50 is mediocre. 77 is on the higher end of "good".

>>388548042
Ubisoft has a penchant for getting good reviews and great sales on mediocre games that no one talks about a week later.

>>388551375
No it's fucking not. Stop kidding yourself with thinking that's the way video game review scores work.

70 is the baseline for passable.

>>388551375
Yeah now that I think about it you're right. Probably because I'm used to play garbage that are noted in the mid-high 80's :^)

>>388551607
Depends. Isn't ME:Catalyst noted in the mid 70's ? This game is objectively great (and better than the first gameplay-wise) if you don't waste your time doing garbage side quests

>>388550905
You're using a system in which work is graded on specific right and wrong answers/ways of writing argumentation for comparison, and that's not really comparable to entertainment media of any kind. Asinine autism. That being said, ARMS should be lower because it's a fucking bore.

>>388551607
>video game scores adhere to my own personal subjective scale so I can make any argument i want and be correct

wow

>>388551789
GRAZIE DAVIDE
Now make a Pokemon+Digimon a reality.

>>388551302
It has a season pass, it's made by Ubisoft and has Nintendo characters, he's going to rip it to shreds.
He'll give it an 8 anyway to please his tranny friend

>>388551828
>>388551909
Just like in school, you don't fucking pass by getting half your shit wrong.

These aren't movies, where you can pay $5-10 to waste 90 minute. Video games are higher end purchases that require hours of investment. If the product is fucking up half the time, then it's a bad product.

>>388551375
mass effect andromeda got a 76 on xbone

>>388552079
>Just like in school
>>388551828
>You're using a system in which work is graded on specific right and wrong answers/ways of writing argumentation for comparison, and that's not really comparable to entertainment media of any kind. Asinine autism.

>>388551302
Jim doesn't give a shit about anything except for the attention he gets through controversy. He exists just to shit up everything he touches.

>>388552256
If a reviewer is finding just as many wrongs in an entertainment product that requires a serious investment, then it's a bad product.

Do you know how many video games there are out there? How do the exact same thing, but better than their relative competition? If you're getting a 50%, you messed up, and no rationalizing will fix that.

>>388552485
In fact, I'm gonna ask you a question.

How many 5/10 games have you bought at full price? $60 releases, that reviewed as a 5/10 from your preferred source, or Metacritic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzGMkvNvwTY

01:42:34

>>388549504
>you will never be a buttblasted sonygro.

why even live?

>>388551789
GRAZIE DAVIDE

>>388552079
heh welcome to the real world..... kiddo.

>>388551789
GRAZIE DAVIDE

>>388548042
>less than 20 hours
Maybe I'll rent it someday, no way I'm giving Ubisoft of all people $50 for that.

i'll buy this shit fuck it

anyone know how much space it takes up digitally?

>>388553456
you should

>>388551375
>>388551607

In the UK, 40 is a minimum passing grade, 60 is considered good, 70 is considered very good, and beyond is considered exemplary.

Where the US makes 60 the minimum passing grade and 70 is mediocre, this is where things get fucked.

>>388553486
2.3 gbs

>>388553597
No actually, 60 translates to a D here. A plain 70 is a C-.

I don't know why your system works like that. Sounds pretty fucked that you could get the majority of your answers wrong and still pass. I had a teacher came from Ireland that worked off that system. Baffled me. Relatively easy A, though.

>>388553705
source?

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>>388554047
I don't know if the original video exists anymore. It was a live stream in like 2010.

>>388553789
The main thing you're proving is competency in the field, not mastery. If you are competent, you're fit to continue in pursuit of mastery or otherwise starting a career in that field, as that's where the growth is.

The US education system demands far too much.

>>388554295
You're not competent in something if you're getting over half of it wrong.

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>>388552979
THEY ACTUALLY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN

I hope this is a hint at Wario and Waluigi being playable in the DLC.

>>388551789
GRAZIE DAVIDE

>>388551375
>Dude, a 50 is mediocre
Literally what the hell are you smoking. Show me even one (1) game with a metascore of ~50 that's "mediocre" instead of absolute dogshit. A score of 50/100 basically means that half of the game is garbage. Does that qualify as mediocre to you? This logic doesn't apply to just video games by the way, there's a pretty good reason why any decent university for example considers any exam score below 50% to be a failure. Half of the maximum score is the absolute bare minimum for you to even pass, and this type of ranking works very well with games too. Games with a score of 0-5 are not even worth talking about, 6-7 is around the mediocre / below average range, 7.5 is average, and 8 and higher is when we actually start talking about good games. Calling 77 "the higher end of good" (as in, the game is better than most games that are considered to be good) means that your expectations are ridiculously low and your ranking system is completely fucked. 77 is barely above average, not good.

>>388551789
i thought he was french

It's Ubisoft.I have no doubt that they are buying reviews as per usual.
I hope the game is actually good though.

>>388553597
>60 is considered good, 70 is considered very good
Jesus, what is wrong with your grading system? A test where almost a third of all your answers are wrong is considered "very good". Do you even understand what you're defending here?

>>388551010
not sure what school you went to. most places don't do minus just A+ A B+ B C+ C D F

100-95 94-89 88-83 82-77 76-71 70-65 64-59 58-50 49 and less

Though in university it generally changes based on students marks

>>388548042
Why would they pay for negative reviews?

>>388555019
>>388553789
>Test
>Answers

I'm not the UK guy so i can't speak for his country, but not all school systems revolve around written tests with a number of questions, you're assuming it's always about the percentage of right and wrong answers, it's really not

>>388553705
>>388554273
haha

>>388551607
If a 70 is "passable" and 80 is "good" then a 77 would be way more than mediocre.
I fucking hate % or /100 based scores.

>>388554641
So all you did was make the score from 0-5 but made zero a larger swath of games. bravo, it takes incredible stupidity to fail to understand a basic scoring system.

>>388554427
>Waluigi is the fat one

>>388555910
Thebppint is that is taller than wario

>>388555861
No one said ARMS was a bad game, but 77 is the equivalent of around a C+.

Not something you'd trumpet about yourself, unless it's a subject you seriously had trouble with.

>>388555019
Odds are grading criteria is a lot harsher so the average score is lower, so getting 100% is mastery on the subject.

>>388551789
GRAZIE DANIELE
SPERO CHE RISPONDERAI ALLE MIE LETTERE

Does this game have any post-game content or is it just 30-40 story missions + some sidequests and thats it? Is there anything like randomized battles or anything else for after the story to give you something new to play? I love XCOM and I'll get this game but I fear that I'll play this for 20 hours, finish it, and then never touch it again

>>388556734
Lettere addirittura, che gli hai scritto?

>>388549040
thanks Jim, do your best

>>388550795
I would also like to know

>>388549504
You mean add.
There's a nintendo tax you know that costs them points from most reviewers.

>>388550910
I'd like a proper Mario and Sonic Crossover dome by the mania team.

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>>388557113
Nulla
Non so scrivere

Probabilmente gli mando una foto del Gabibbo

>>388557045
each world has 10 solo challenges and a secret chapter

>>388557767
Hm, that doesnt sound bad. How many worlds are there? How many regular stages are there? How many stages in total, with solo challenges and secret chapters?

>>388557880
4 worlds with 9 normal chapters + 1 secret chapter each.

the majority of chapters have more than 1 map within them though, usually 2.

no-one has actually shown off the challenge levels yet, so I can't say what they're like.

>>388553204
>B-B-BUT SONY!!!!!!!!
Every single time

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>>388551789
GRAZIE DAVIDE

>>388550910
When you really think about it though, it isn't that implausible to connect Rayman to Mario since Mario itself was connected to Rare titles up to and including Conker's Bad Furday prior to the MS buyout, it's just that "rabbids" is usually codeword for phoned in game that doesn't deserve Rayman proper. Nobody expected them to actually put effort in.

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APOLOGIZE

>>388558459
well i have to say
the game is better than i think anyone was expecting
even if it's not GREAT or anything
so i'm sorry i suppose

Is there anything I can buy to use as a replacement dock for the switch?
I don't like the idea that it's so poorly designed it is almost guaranteed to scratch the screen at some point

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iTs3hFkSyI

MY

FUCKING

DICK

>>388560418
Kirkhope must have fucking loved being on this project.

>>388560868
Soliani said Kirkhope would send him tracks at 3 in the morning, so he definitely did.

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>>388558459
Soon

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>>388560418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOVx4XIHI50

>>388548042
Pretty sure everyone around here including me thought the game was going to get a 70-75
im actually surprised

>>388560418
I guess we now know why Yooka-Laylee's OST was so bland. He put all his actual effort in this game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjs3RqiHtXM

>>388560868
He didn't even know it was a Mario game at first, he thought it was a rabbids game. But he loves Mario music so this whole game became bit of a passion project of sorts.

>>388564421
>He put all his actual effort in this game.
That actually explains a lot.

>>388564421
>generic orchestra clown music
wow

>>388554427
>They actually cared for him

>>388551789

GRAZIE DAVIDE

Should I get this or Metroid?

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That's only because /ourguy/ hasn't reviewed it yet.

>>388552421
this

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smhfam

>>388567946
you do realize he's best buddies with laura kate dale right?

there is literally no chance he will give it lower than an 8

>>388548226
Sterling was waiting for everyone to post their reviews first so that he knew which stance would be contrary.

>>388569760
But the score ended up being average to above-average. What is going to say? It's not average, but it's very average?

>>388569856
The average score is high compared to what everyone expected. So he'll say it's low. That's how it works.

>>388548226
Must be hard to write that contrarian review when his throbbing cock constantly demands the attention of one of his two hands.

>>388549504
Divide by 1.2 *

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>>388548226
>game journos are never wrong, you can't argue against them
>except when they disagree with my opinion, then they're wrong

>>388570291
Who are you quoting?

>>388570441
The people saying that games are good because they have high metacritic scores, who then cry about contrarian game journos going against the grain.

>yoshi is only available after the world 4 miniboss

top kek. 36 chapters and he's only available for 4 of them.

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>>388568824
wtf I hate nintendo now

>>388565127
Generic is the criticism used by people who can't describe why they don't like something.

Sounds like boss music straight from Banjo.

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Have we talked about the small hamlet of Daisy yet?

>>388552643
None obviously. It's important for game's to end up above 75 because most games are $40-$60. Your point about pricing is far from off the mark, a game basically has to be deemed great to be worth full price. I just take umbrage with the idea that a B- would be the video game equivalent of great, since 80 is usually where that threshold is. 80 doesn't mean barely above average to most people playing vidya if metacritic discussion is anything to go by, so calling it a B- isn't an apt comparison for me.

>>388551789
GRAZIE DAVIDE

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I'm glad the game's being reviewed good. I know that everyone hated it at first when it was leaked, but it has a surprising amount of charm put into it that just makes it enjoyable.

>>388551789
GRAZIE DAVIDE

>>388571898
From what I've seen, they're actually trying to put personality into it, unlike most of the Mario games as of late.

Some of the aspects feel like they came straight from Paper Mario.

Anyone have a general idea how long this game takes to beat?

>>388572948
20 hours for the story, 10 hours for the side content.

>>388571172
My only gripe with the game is that I wish they would have done more of these and Rabbid Kong rather than just Rabbids with magical properties or based on terrain.

But even so, I'm glad also they went with different shapes of Rabbids rather than just the generic size with different costumes.

Wait, this game is out? When did it even get a release date? Shit, I'm really out of it.

>>388573471
It comes out tomorrow

>>388573471
The game get the release date at the conference of the E3

>>388548042
HAHAHAHAH SONY PONIES BEAT THE EVER FUCKING SHIT OUT
>>388549256
>gets shot from behind a wall

>>388551789
The fact that the guy was tearing up from Miyamoto giving praise to the crossover showed he really cared about this project and the end result of the actual game reinforces that.

Why can't Ubisoft be this competent all the time? Is it because this guy isn't put on most games?

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>>388548042
>A Mario game with minions turned out to be good
How it WEbisoft do it?

>>388573972
Dunno about him specifically, but his group, Ubisoft Milan, is usually employed to develop games like Rabbids and Just Dance

Kingdom Battle shows he and the others have interesting ideas and the potential to pull them off, but it came kind of out of nowhere as far as i can tell. But i'm glad so i can finally brag about an italian game, featuring Mario no less

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>>388548042
>100
>lowest score is 75
>no one gives any legitimate insight into the games strengths and flaws
Yeah, I'm sorry, but this just screams paid reviews to me m8. Switch has no games, and pretending this game is "surprisingly good" is a good way to market it to people. It's baby's first Xcom with a Mario reskin. I don't see why you're all getting so hyped up for a children's strategy game and pretending this matters to anyone with actual taste.

>>388574490
You read all 47 reviews then?

>>388574490
Maybe if you pressed the
>read full review
On more than a single review you'd know that you're legitimately full of shit

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>>388574490
>"I didn't want the game to be fun! It's no fair, they must be cheating!"

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>>388574490
>buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword
>fuck these kiddie shit games, I only play CoD and Gears of War
Why has shitposting become so lazy? It's always the same bullshit copypasted paragraphs over and over every single time a new game comes out
If your life is so miserable just fucking end it already

Holy shit, this game is not for casuals, do a single mistake and you get fucked. Also it has some crazy challenges
>https://youtu.be/mqE4eWq0C1g

>>388551789
GRAZIE DAVIDE

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>>388574634
>>388574664
>>388574785
>100 is a perfect valid score for a reskinned Xcom with the difficulty set to beginner, only because it's on a Nintendo console

Yeah ok, sure thing buddy. You go on ahead and masturbate to your meaningless metacritic scores for children's videogames, I won't stop you.

>>388571172
>They don't return to normal upon defeat, they just fuck off
>They return with the lava queen rabbid for a rematch
>Once again, upon defeat all three just fuck off
Confirmed to be main villains in the new story DLC?

>>388574886
>pretty much all of the cover is hazardous
>Chain Chomps
>several bosses
Holy shit.

>>388575073
Where the fuck did I even say anything like that you cherrypicking retard?
Nice strawman tho

>>388575073
>metacritic and reviews don't matter when I say they don't
Can't wait for the next Sony or Microsoft exclusive to come out, I bet my right testicle you fag will be sucking Reviewer's dicks then

>>388575214
>cherrypicking
>strawman
Stop using words you don't understand in an attempt to sound smart kiddo, it makes you look like a retarded parrot.

>>388575425
Right back at ya, motherfucker

>>388575425
Wut
>Stop using smart words ya meerkat!

>>388562885
I mean I don't think that the score is that far off, besides it's xcom with a mario skin, it's not innovative.

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>>388575378
I don't care about reviews.

I bought Guilty Gear cause I like Guilty Gear and Arc System Works.

I'll be buying DBFZ, cause I like DBZ and Arc System Works.

I'll be buying MHW, cause I like Monster Hunter. Reviews be damned. MHFU got shit for reviews but it's still a great game. only you Nintendkiddies go around circlejerking over metacritic scores as if other people's opinions ACTUALLY fucking matter. Hell, you got fucking buttmad when Jim Sterling gave BotW a 7/10 (a good score) because it dropped the Metacritic score down a point from 98. You people are ABSURD. And bear in mind, you're the ONLY fanbase to do shit like this, and put so much weight behind review scores.

The rest of us don't give a fuck. We know most reviews are paid off, and that niche games don't get fair treatment. It's all marketing, and we don't need other people's shitty opinions to validate our purchases. Seriously, get a fucking life you losers.

iS THIS GAME GOOD OR NOT

>>388575935
>only you Nintendkiddies go around circlejerking over metacritic scores as if other people's opinions ACTUALLY fucking matter.
All three variations of console fanboys do that, it just happens most often with Nintendo because Nintendo puts out more games.

Well, Xbots might not do it, they haven't gotten a good exclusive in a good while.

>>388576071
It's mediocre. Play XCOM instead unless you bought a Switch and are starved for games. Simple as.

>>388576125
>All three variations of console fanboys do that
No, it's not.

When has ANY other fanbase ever DDOSed as site or threatened to kill someone because their favorite game didn't get a perfect score?

Go on, give me some examples, I'll wait.

>>388576195
what if i don't fucking like aliens

>>388575935
>playing the victim card and accusing others
Fucking pathetic
Literally and unironically kill yourself

>>388576390
And when did I say they did THAT?

>>388576195
It must suck that your mom only allows you to buy one game. Us adults get to have both.

>>388576390
>moving goalposts
Holy fuck you're going all out I see

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>>388558459
>>388551789
GRAZIE DAVIDE
I just wanna give him a big hug no homo

>>388576195
Who says I can't play and enjoy both?

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Bowser Jr. tells it like it is
I honestly don't know if this is real or fake

>>388576659
Do you suffer from some brain malfunction?
I think you've been here on 4chan way too long if you legitimately can't tell if that's real or fake

>>388574460
>>388574045


>Take Mario
>Copy Xcom mechanics which already borrows a lot from jagged alliance/Wasteland and refines them

Considered "unique and how did they do that"

It's really hard to make a turn based game bad.

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>>388576431
>>388576480
>can't give examples
Maybe if your games were as great as you claim they are, you'd spend more time playing them instead of arguing on the internet about the validity of metacritic scores and threatening to kill people who disagree with you.

>>388576854
Again nigger, when did I say that?

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>>388576854
very good argument

>enter thread
>see people getting incredibly buttmad about a fucking rabbids game
>leave thread

>>388576195
what if i dont like RNG and grim setting?

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>>388549376

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>>388577123
robbie is always right

Is this suppose to be the "convince gamers" portion of the PowerPoint?

>>388572841
This is honestly what has me most interested. Even the Mario RPG's have been spinning their wheels lately, this seems like a shot of life. Odyssey later this year could potentially do that too, with how cookie cutter and safe Mario was during the Wii U and 3DS.

>>388577460
>people saw the leaks saying this, and still pretend that reviews aren't paid off

>>388577460
No, the "convince gamers" part was the gameplay impressions a month or so ago.

>>388577740
What part of the PowerPoint said that involved paid reviews?

OY VEY GOYIM. YOU'RE GOING TO BUY THIS GAME OR WE KILL MARIO.

Will this be up on the eShop at midnight?

>>388578526
Potentially, there's not as much hype for this as Splatoon 2 so maybe the traffic won't be as horrible

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Waluigi finally gets into something

As a generic strongarm enemy

>55 after the Nintendo bonus
LOL

A 98 couldn't make me interested in XCOM gameplay. I actually don't mind the thematics of it at all

>>388579041
He was also the main antagonist in the DDR game.

>>388579041
>>388580131
At least he still has his taco stand.

>>388551789
>GRAZIE DAVIDE
give me watch_dogs+metroid...their basically the same franchise so just combine them

>Killer Instinct reference in a game with Nintendo characters
Wow. Never thought that'd happen.

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What

>miitopia was actually good
>now this

what sort of timeline have we ended up in?

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>Absolutely certain that Mario + Rabbids would be a failure if the leaks from the beginning were real
>mfw it's now and it's all been turned upside down

>>388583564
This is all Bubsy's fault. This all started when he came back.

>>388583564
Turns out, you actually CAN polish a turd.

>>388583631
That's the Trump Effect for you.

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>Mania was supposed to take August because there was nothing else, even if it was good
>this happens

Damn, Sega still can't keep up with Nintendo even when their contracted fans pull up a better Sonic game than the main team itself.

It bothers me that they didn't give the girl her stuff back at the end. I guess the washer is still there if they need it but still.

It's her only prototype not to mention Beep-O is probably her only friend.

>>388583884
Mania is still probably better.

>remove all the cool things about Xcom
>somehow end up only 3 points off from Xcom

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>>388548042
>making Metacritic threads
>2017
Seriously fuck off with this shit. No one cares about the opinions of a bunch of gender studies graduates who think videogames have too much interactivity. They have less value than Youtubers.

>>388584096
Maybe. Maybe not.

>>388584435
And yet if the reviews had been bad, you would have used them to prove the game was bad. Don't lie to be you fucking faggot, it's true.

>>388575871
Except its innovative in being a game type that Mario hasn't been in until now. I'm sorry, but that's how people judge Mario, by what types of games he has been in, and what types of games he has not been in. You say "xcom mario" so easily like its such a simple thing, but this is Ubisoft we are talking about, everyone expected it to be terrible shit. Everyone expected:
>Rabbid humor to be the center of the story, ruining it
>The gameplay to be extremely simplify garbage because, remember, according to Miyamoto, Mario isn't suppose to have story, and gameplay is suppose to be simple
>Mario using guns could have angered a fleet of mothers (this could still happen)

Its innovative that this idea even worked at all.

>>388576071
Its good. Has stuff for casual players, and people looking for a challenge. People calling it mediocre are doing so because they are probably the same people that see turn based games themselves as mediocre or outdated. They consider turn based games to be simple, therefore mediocre.

>>388549504
Yes, I too remove 10 points from every game I see if I dislike the company that makes it. That's how I know that every Sony game in the past decade is shit

>>388584882
lol u mad bro? I was just trolling

>>388570721
only the top left one is the nog shit pose. Are you retarded?

>>388551056
>Caring about review scores when its convenient to you

Rabbids is a GOTY platform seller, you heard it here folks

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>>388585424

>>388551789
GRAZIE DAVIDE

>>388575935
>ArcShitter playing victim

Pottery

>>388584882
Kill yourself retard. Not everyone is some console war obsessed chimp like you.

>>388586089
Eat a piece of dick, tranny.

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>>388586337

>>388567946
>"""journalist""" cuck
>/ourguy/

No thanks

>>388575425
>Implying that cherrypicking and strawmen are intellectual words

I mean if youre mentally retarded I guess they would seem like it

is it out at midnight or something?

>>388587514
Since it's not out now, probably not.

>>388587514
It's not out for another hour in NA.

>>388587631
west coast best coast son. we stalled mania for 4 hours

>>388548042
no they're just giving it the number of the beast because nobody gives a fuck

Why isn't preloading a thing on the Switch, yet? It was a thing on Wii U and it's still a thing on 3DS.

I'm going to laugh my ass off when you can preload the 3DS version of FEWarriors but not the Switch version.

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>/v/ is actually unironically praising ubishit now just because it has Mario in it

NintendoGaf is real.

>>388587978
is that a real dog?

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>>388583564
>>388583721
Post yfw Bubsy's return ends up being a good game.

>>388549504
>gee, you know reviewers always have bias with [insert own's hated game company], unlike [own's favorite game company], who constantly gives us good games!!! hope that review money they gave them makes em go bankrupt!!!1!!

>>388548042
I still think this game would have been more enjoyable without the rabbids, the mario franchise had so many characters/enemies they could have used instead.

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>>388587978
>The game can't be good because a company I don't like made it

>>388587978
Once in a blue moon, when all the planets align, and the stars form the master constellation, Ubisoft makes a good game. This is one of those times.

>>388587978
People like me who don't actually play Ubisoft games don't really have anything to say

>>388588983
eclipse wasn't that long ago.

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>>388588325

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First Crash is back, then Sonic makes a comeback, Mario + Rabbids is good somehow. If Mario Odyssey truly is a return to form, the stars may actually align and Bubsy's game will be good

>>388588150
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks it's a drawing.

>>388589810
Impossible. Not even baby Jesus could make that happen.

>>388589942
what if this is the sign that baby jesus has returned?

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>>388590068

>>388590068
None of the four horsemen appeared yet.

>>388589942
>>388589810
But Bubsy being bad would mean everything is back in order. If Bubsy turns out good then something has truly gone wrong.

>>388590338
Who do you think is the current president of Burgerland?

>>388590338
i don't know m8, WAR is probably on his way.

>>388558276
>PCkeks are too busy playing DotA, CS:GO, PUBG, or whatever and begging for ports
>Xbooties don't exist
Literally the only people left who could be buttblasted about this are Sonegroes
>Y-YOU'RE L-LE ARGUMENT!! XD
Back to plebbit.

>>388589098
More rare then the eclipse.

>>388587978
Ubi also made the Rayman games. Out of the big three WE'VE GOT TO HAVE... MONEYYYYY corporations in video games they have historically been the most likely to make something decent.

>>388549504
True, but when you consider the Rabbids Penalty and Niche Genre Factor it all ends up balanced.

interesting that a game that ubisoft makes that tries to be nothing more than just a game gets good press and praise.

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>12:02
>not on the eShop

well fuck you then Nintendo

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>>388554427
Wow there's no complaints left for me. I can't believe the madmen actually did it.

When does it come out on the eshop? It should be out here in California. Splatoon came out at 9 and that crashed the servers but I was still able to download it off the website. Anyone know when it should be releasing?

>>388592664
It'll go up whenever they decide to put it up tomorrow morning.

>>388592783
Fucking Nintendo, at least be consistent. Every game comes out on the eshop at 12 est why is this any different?

>>388592876
This one is being released on a Tuesday, not a Friday.

>>388592967
Why didn't they release this game on Friday? Kinda weird how they release a major game on a fucking tuesday

>>388593059
It's what literally the entire rest of the industry does. Nintendo is pretty much the only company releasing on a Friday.

>>388593137
shit, looks like I should be paying more attention

>>388593059
most games are released on tuesday. don't ask me why

Wait you guys aren't playing already? My local gamestop let people pick it up tonight. I haven't got very far but I like it so far. I was surprised to see the enemies use pipes and team jumps and everything

>>388551789
GRAZIE DAVIDE
Now, Steven Universe + Kirby
MAKE IT WORK.

>>388593230
Because shipments arrive on Sunday/Monday, so it's the earliest date they can generally be guaranteed to arrive for.

>>388593310
>Tumblr cancer: The show + One of the most cherised vidya characters ever.
No.

>>388583564
>play Miitopia
>well this is probably going to be dumb
>make party
>scan random anime characters since I have no amiibos
>suddenly FUN ALLOWED
I don't know what that game did right but it was pretty good. The way they interacted in parties was spot on with the character I scanned and I was just giggling through the adventure

>>388589810
is Sonic Mania good?

>>388578526
21 min passed midnight here and it's not up yet.

Big Strong Australian checking in, I've had the game for 14 hours already AMA

>>388548042
>IGN said it was too hard
kek

>>388593918
What's Yoshi's skillset?

I had my doubts, but I picked it up at the local Gamestop midnight release, and wow! it's so much fun! I can't even describe it, it's just a blast to play. I can't even set it down to go to the bathroom, luckily I can take the Switch into there!! LOL! Be sure to pick it up as soon as you can! :)

>>388594004
I'm ashamed to admit I've died already on one of the early missions. You can't fight all the enemies you have to just get to a safe zone and I got rekt. Beat it the second time but still lost rabbid luigi

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>>388570721

>>388594145
shillbucks deposited

>>388594004
>it actually is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqE4eWq0C1g
The guy has to abuse the shit out of crits and life steal to get through this.

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>>388594316
Why is Mario running like Naruto?

>>388594259
>tfw long time JoJo fan
>The anime attracted all these faggots
Just end me.

Why isn't it on the eShop yet?

>>388594178
really? from what I saw in SOME gameplay videos it's just a REALLY casual xcom with static hit chances with minimal damage divergence,
healing is free with aoe and short cooldowns.
the jumping mechanics also guarantee rapid deployment and mobility so you can quickly flank and get constant crits while remaining in solid cover.
it also seems like some characters even get a free overwatch shot

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>>388594438

Let me sum up this thread
>This game is actually pretty fun
>NOOOOOOOOO, IF YOU ENJOY ANY NINTENDO GAME YOU MUST BE PAID AND A TODDLER REEEEEEEEE
How'd I do

>>388594731
>this thread
You just summed up every Nintendo thread on /v/

>>388594731
85/100
;'')

>>388594589
Maybe I'm just shit. Whatever the case it's a fun game.

>>388594731
>This game is actually pretty fun
No real person has this opinion though

>>388551789
GRAZIE DAVIDE

>>388594958
so the people that do say it's fun aren't real people, but fake people?

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>>388594958
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN OPINION IF I CANT PLAY THE GAME YET

>>388560418
Kirkhope did do the music for DK64.

>>388595068
>he's a digital download fag
You could have picked up a copy from a store already. Been playing for 3 hours.

>>388594731
>>388594958
Oh since you want to be a special snowflake about it
>This game is actually pretty fun
>NOOOOOOOOO, IF YOU ENJOY ANY NINTENDO GAME YOU MUST BE PAID AND A TODDLER OR DON'T EXIST AT ALL REEEEEEEEE

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>>388595157
I just don't like having to carry around a bunch of cartridges for a portable.

>>388594316
Lifesteal is retardedly strong what where they thinking

>>388595772
Pretty sure you need a lot of coins to get lifesteal weapons that strong.

Horrible fucking game
played 30 minutes of it, then removed it and asked for my money back. This is shit, nobody can enjoy this, its like a game for little babies with cartoony rabbits and annoying sounds and yet it lacks all the very basic essentials of modern games like 4k resolution, 60 fps, anti-aliasing, hell it doesn't even have voice acting for 95% of the characters. Shit game, a real 20/100 if there ever was a game this bad. This is the kind of junk that EA passes onto a company as bad as nintendo, guess this is all they can be bothered to deliver for the kind of babies that want toys instead of real games with real graphics

>>388595482
I don't want to keep having to switch out Splatoon 2 for this so I'm just gonna go digital

>>388576767
It's a fucking Rabbits game from memesoft with dabbing and selfies already confirmed in, at this point anything can be real.

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>>388598042

>>388594589
There is no healing, at least early on, until you clear an area. And enemies have the same mobility and crits, so your cover means shit. Mario can shoot on enemy turn but it has 3-4 turn cooldown.

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>>388599007

>This is in a Mario game

>>388600127
>same mobility and crits
Of course they have the same skills otherwise the game would be easily steamrolled.
>cover means shit
Stand in the open then dumbass, get shot like the idiot you are.

https://www.slantmagazine.com/games/review/mario-rabbids-kingdom-battle
fuark

>>388600674
I love how Ubisoft (Or western companies in general) just seem to have no control over their inhibitions. Like making a kid friendly Mario game should be the easiest thing but they have to introduce swearing, toilet humor and gender politics.

>>388572841
You do realize every Mario spinoff has pesonality in it, right? Its not a surprise another Mario spinoff would do the same.

>>388551789
GRAZIE DAVIDE

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>>388551789
GRAZIE DAVIDE!

Monster Hunter + Pokemon.
I believe in you.

>>388551789
GRAZIE DAVIDE

It launches in less than a half hour right?

I'm in the hurricane and need it to release before electricity or internet goes out.

>>388549504
Only one review is a 10 so....

>>388551789
GRAZIE DAVIDE

it's on the eshop lads

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>>388576659
To be fair, what he actually says there is pretty unbelievable too.