how can I get back at my friend who always blames me for everything? If we're playing fps games, I am always the culprit if he gets shot, if we're playing mobas, I am supposedly always the reason we lose, either to me dying 2 or 3 times or not calling the position of the opponent that I am faced with
>>388542207
Sounds like you need to find a new friend.
>>388542207
Block him and find less retarded friends.
>>388542207
don't be a pussy faggot and call him out on him being shit? you fucking loser.
Stop playing with him.
Losing his punchbag cuck of a friend would be a pretty big punishment for him, he won't find another beta like you for a while.
>>388542323
this, stop trying to make happy every faggot you meet you are not a golden coin.
>>388542207
roast him
or maybe you're just too autistic to see hes making fun of you
>>388542207
Stop playing magicka with him
Playing magicka with friends will make you sick of those friends very quickly
>>388542207
Bully him with your penis. It worked for me.
>>388542207
Maybe stop sucking
Doesn't sound like much of a friend to me.
Don't allow yourself to be an outlet to his frustration. Find new friends.
>>388542207
Start taking hormones and suck his dick.
>>388543562
this, suck his dick and learn how to be a slave, you will like it when he insult you now.
>>388542207
Seems like the only reason why your friend wants you around is to blame you for his failures. Not being able to realize this after a while makes you a big-pussied idiot.
Why are femboys such dependent and needy faggots? I mean, I'm not complaining because I use them the way girl gamers use betas for free stuff but what's the deal? Why do they like getting treated like shit and belittled? I make this guy wait for me all day to play and then tell him I'm busy just to see if he'll stick around and keep buying me things.
I think I'm going to block him at this point.
>>388542207
>had a friend like this
>stopped talking to him for few years
>he came to me to reconcile
>>388544285
damn you're alpha
>>388542207
I'm gonna make you my girlfriend
>>388544841
>damn you're alpha
The weird thing is I'm a beta weeb but he's somehow more beta than I am
>>388545129
>more beta
Ita called omega retardo
>>388545129
you're lucky
i'm yet to find a person more beta than me
Hi Zack
>>388542207
post steam ID
i'll b ur friend and never be mean to you
>>388542319
literally this
or play games more his speed
>>388542207
Show him who's the alpha and make him fuck your ass while you look him straight in the eyes and then make him finish in your mouth. That will show him that you're not someone to be messed with.
>>388542207
>beta weeaboo faggot is bad at video games
Everytime. Just stick to healing and have fun shoving thing up your ass fucking degenerate trash.
>>388542207
Start playing fighting games
Either beat his shit in or accept that you really are just bad.
>>388542207
The real problem here is your friend clearly gives too much of a fuck about his performance in an online video game
>>388542207
it sounds like its more of a problem with you being too sensitive to pressure
but some concrete advice: just tell him to stfu, what you have no backbone? Do you actually let him talk his bs and then apologize?