Man, Ubisoft is really making the most of having access to the Mario IP.
>>388536498
Probably because Ubisoft is one of the few companies that has been consistently giving third party games to Nintendo and their consoles.
Nintendo think they slick....
What's more pathetic? Adding stupid memes to a children's game?
Or an adult that looks at said children's game and feels the need to piss on it?
>>388536851
adults buying a switch to play ubisoft garbage with children memes
>>388536498
Hey man, If I had access to a property that my company would never in a million years have access to again, I'd start putting stupid shit in too, just for fun.
Make the best of it, because you wont have that chance again.
>>388536498
I don't see why OP is so upset about this. Seeing well known characters doing dumb shit like this in officially licensed media is pretty funny, as long as it's only done once of course.
>>388536498
>Banned in Saudi Arabia
>>388536989
>long as it's only done once of course.
Nintendo is desperate. They released a garbage run on iphones then Pokemon Go which pretty much was a 2 week hype game now they are trying with ubisoft shovelware
>>388537063
>shovelware
use the word correctly or don't use it at all.
>>388536903
Anon, all video games are children games, or at worst teen. Adult video games are a myth perpetrated by manchildren trying to make their obsessions less pathetic
Welp guess I'm officially too old for video games now
>>388536498
is the image supposed to look bad? did I miss some retarded /v/ meme?
>>388537268
oh c'mon now the rabbids series is not literally wii shovelware? It's the appropriate word
>>388537043
THIS IS THE MOST RELEVANT POST IN THE THREAD
>>388537430
I didn't say anything about children games I'm talking about children memes
>>388536498
Is that Luigi fuckin dabbing ?
>>388537537
>established franchise
>money-maker
>own TV show
>established developer
okay anon.
>Normiemes
I hate current year.
>>388536498
I thought, hey; its probably just one of those perfectly timed screenshots? Right?
No.
Luggy actually fucking dabs
https://youtu.be/Jdhm4owajTs?t=25
>>388537685
>established franchise
false
>own TV show
canadian garbage are on tv all the time
>established developer
now it's either bait or complete nintendo obsessive
Wow I distinctly remember /v/ joking about the Mario characters dabbing after the leak with the press imagesI'm still going to buy it
>>388536498
>Lombardi
what's with Italian characters dabbing?
>>388537771
that looks just fine to me
>>388536498
MAKE
IT
STOP
>>388537925
Can you provide to why any of those are wrong? Or are you just retarded?
>>388538012
don't you have a weed thread or something else to do in Nintendolife.com/forum?
Fuck off. Get lost memelord
>>388538093
Good argument
>>388536498
>>388536498
holy shit what an epic homieage to 2011. brings me back...
>>388536498
what the fuck
Naughty Dog did it better.
>>388536498
>Stuffing a game with dead memes and pop culture references that will not be relevant in a year
It's like they want their games to be unimportant and forgotten
85 on metacritic. Sonygros on suicidewatch
>>388538346
>tfw you will never have a danny d tier cock
>tfw you will never BLEACH nigresses
>>388538507
as long as you make the negro put bleach in her mouth to remove bacteria you'll be fine
>>388538346
sauce
YEAH LUIGI
DAB LIKE THE *BURP* MOTHAFUCKIN CHAMP YOU ARE!
Wait... yoobisoft think they slick... HE DABBIN
Who would you say is solely deserving of punishment for everything Ubisoft does?
>>388538463
>reddit is scared of porn
Haha yeah sure bro you got us :^)
>>388537043
It is? Why? Is it Rabid Peach?
>>388537268
Ok mom
Luigi dabbing on an egg over the sea
For the longest time, I thought dabbing was a verb for discreetly snorting a "dab" of cocaine or something.
I'm still not entirely convinced otherwise.
Did he actually dab? Or was it more that this was paused at just the right moment, the same way as pic related?
>>388538613
I will never understand /v/'s rabid hatred for certain things.
>>388537771
How terribly Lame. Just like that Loser Luigi.
>>388538463
why a white guy fucking a black girl looks so fucking disgusting but a black man fucking a white girl looks perfectly normal & hot as fuck?
>>388537771
What the fuck?
This is bizarre. It's like if in the original Zelda, Link suddenly went "time to get jiggy with it."
>>388538991
What is this from
Luigi's been a memester for awhile, it's the only way he can remain relevant.
Luigi is a millennial who wants to be popular. Why wouldn't he dab?
>>388538992
Silly lame things make them easily embarrassed.
But they also don't want to seem as horrible weak as they are, so instead of awkwardly trying to ignore it, they do what /v/ always does and over reacts.
Because that's the strong thing to do.
>>388539150
It's like if in Ocarina of Time they made a Michael Jordan joke.
>>388537771
laughed my ass off just because it looked so retarded and out of nowhere.
>>388539197
>>388539150
It's like if in MOTHER2 if they had every member of the boyband SMAP
>>388539292
It's like if in Twilight Princess, Midna told Link that "all of your base belongs to us".
>>388536498
Its a weird idea, and I hate rabbids, but it wasn't actually pretty fun when I got to play it
lankHE confirmed DLC
>>388539892
what
>>388539468
This one is fine. It's referencing something that actually happens in the series, and it isn't too obtrusive. It could even be perceived as a joke without knowing anything about the Mario Kart thing; the that the idea of the normally docile Luigi could even make a mean stare is humorous.
>>388538992
>not rabbid
You done fucked up.
>>388538695
doing that arm thing is banned there.
>>388539892
>>388539962
Sorry for the retardation, I meant it WAS actually pretty fun.
>>388540102
>>388540102
Yes dear, I see.
>>388538873
Good content, thanks anon.
>>388540102
how butthurt are you
>>388539742
They actually did that in BotW, "All your base" was hidden in Shiekah runes.
>>388537537
If they can fit all three games on one disc why didn't the first game have all that content?
>>388540325
Have you done your homework?
Fuck you, I think it's funny
>>388540443
Because they didn't think to?
What, you think every disk is filled to the brim?
>>388536498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edry0kuy8bo
i hotpe they have amario say this ingame lol
>>388540579
That's weird but ok.
>>388540372
I'm honestly not sure how to respond to that.
>>388536498
Rabbids are now a part of deepest lore threads
>>388540650
LMAO WOW it really sounds like he's saying.. yknow!
>>388539197
pic related and the "Luigi wins by doing absolutley nothing" videos agree. Luigi's appeal are memes. He's like the pepe of vidya.
>>388542779
Post rare Loogs
>>388537685
I don't understand, are you trying to imply shovelware can't have any of that? Because that's not the case at all. Shovelware only describes the product, not its impact.
>>388543468
>>388539169
Hibike! Euphonium anime
>>388538350
that's the whitest dab I've ever seen
I cannot imagine a worse form of hell than having your boss think a dabbing Luigi is the funniest fucking shit and having to spend all day animating it
>>388538012
They are wrong, because you are implying that anything listed has any value. The Rabbids have always been a shovelware franchise at best, and the show is hot garbage that has awful ratings. Don't get me wrong, M+R looks decent, but lets not pretend that the Rabbids beyond this aren't completely worthless.
>>388545582
that reasoning alone makes it funny to me
>>388536498
yeah, nintendo would never stoop this lo-
>>388536851
You, for crying whenever products you like face any sort of criticism and using insults as your immediate and only defense for said products, are far more pathetic than memes or people who criticize things.
>>388545582
A worse form of hell is you yourself thinking it is funny and spending all day animating it. Trapped in a cage known as your own body that you can never leave.
>>388537043
Nintendo is a thing in Saudi Arabia?
>>388545771
Doesn't MK8 precede dabbing becoming a meme?
>>388545582
Someone thought that a Mario X Rabbids game was a good idea, just let that sink in for a moment
>>388545717
this
>>388546126
>>388546313
not before it existed but before it was a meme, sorry
There's literally nothing wrong with dabbing
>>388536498
I refuse to buy anything Ubisoft now. They have ruined so many good games and have made so many false promises.
ITT: people still see ubisoft games as if they were work of quality and good.
Top kek
>>388546845
rayman legends
'nuff said
>>388547297
4 (four) years ago.
What did they mean by this?
>>388548950
That's actually pretty kekworthy
>>388548950
It looks to me like he's sitting and possibly reading a manual for building a log cabin.
>>388536498
>>388538695
https://consequenceofsound.net/2017/08/saudi-singer-arrested-after-unintentionally-dabbing-during-concert/
>>388537648
Anon, all memes are children memes.
This aint nothing new
>>388548950
Is this a motherfucking Auguste Rodin reference?
>>388539742
It's like if in Super Mario RPG they made a reference to Bruce Lee!
>>388538350
YAS QUEEN
>>388538521did mario swear
>>388550470
except this isn't anything like a dab in motion where the rabbids one is a literal fucking dab.
Fucking moron.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMo8jAtU5Mo
>>388550323
>The Saudi Interior Ministry’s National Commission for Combating Drugs recently banned the dab because of a supposed relation to marijuana and drug culture.
Based arabs not dancing around the issue.
>>388540650
wow....this is so me
Why can't this game figure out how to do lighting? Even in the dark, it's like all the objects are their own light source to make things clearly visible. If you can do it correctly, then it will look good but they were either too lazy or not good enough to do it right.
BRAVO UBISOFT
He's not dabbing, its just a well-time screenshot
Look at how he is posed a second after doing the "dab" pose. He was in the middle of moving his arms into a "Step right in" pose.
I see you guys get real riled up when its Nintendo related.
>>388536498
>Luigi dabbing
>>388556772
Does this game have any post-game content or is it just 30-40 story missions + some sidequests and thats it? Is there anything like randomized battles or anything else for after the story to give you something new to play? I love XCOM and I'll get this game but I fear that I'll play this for 20 hours, finish it, and then never touch it again
>>388538350
>>388536498
>>388550187
What's up with anti-white people and dabbing?
>>388557140
There's challenges unlocked in each world you beat, and there's also the co-op maps.
>>388545771
That's not a dab. Cool pose though .
>>388551681
Niggers btfo
>>388536498
Awww shit, he dabbin'.
>>388536498
this is the most disgusting image I've seen all day
>>388557307
Yes, but I bet there aren't many of those challenges, and once youre done with them youre done with the game. Right? Like, there is no aspect of randomness to the fights, and once you find the perfect solution, there's literally no reason to continue playing for a few years?
That'd be kinda sad. XCOM can be played for hundreds of hours, with different kinds of saves and different outcomes. Every battle is a challenge, because every battle is slightly different. In Mario x Rabbids, though, there's no reason to touch a level again after perfecting it. Do that 40 times or so and youre done with the game.
>>388550768
i guess nintendo was just too slick for you
>Implying Nintendo hasn't always dabbed
>>388554937
>>388541261
NOT
CANoN
>People wonder of all characters, why Nintendo settled for Rabbids, instead of Sonic, Crash, Rayman, etc
Because Mario heavily relates
Mario's a plumber, Rabbids have plungers
Mario speaks in gibberish, Rabbids also speak in gibberish
Both express themselves more through body movement
Rabbids have the extra detail of being just like Toads; genderless unless dressed for the occasion and due to their simplistic designs, they fit practically anywhere
>>388558323
its because ubisoft threw a metric shit ton of cash at nintendo.
>>388536498
I'm so fucking glad I have the self control to not buy this garbage just because there's a drought going on.
>>388543893
>Shovelware only describes the product
You realise that would make most AAA games shovelware right?
>>388558434
>>388558323
Actually it's because Nintendo wanted to have AAA studios supporting the Switch's first year. Once that game director guy from Ubisoft pitched it to Miyamoto, he said yes and brought it Grant Kirkhope.
>>388558470
>implying assassins creed/farcry/anyubisoft tower climber hasnt been shovelware since their 2nd game
>>388542779
i miss Weegee threads, but memes have to die at some point.
>>388558619
Was there a need to make this post if you're essentially agreeing?
I allways love a good villain song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe8mqD7QdK8
>>388554937
im only gonna buy this game because of that fucker.
>>388548950
He's taking a shit in the warp pipe. Building a cabin with his logs
>>388537925
>ubisoft is not an established developer
Stop acting retarded on purpose.
>>388557586
>Like, there is no aspect of randomness to the fights
Except there are?
Man imagine still being a Nintendo fan after Iwata died.
Imagine what that fucking takes.
>>388557586
>XCOM can be played for hundreds of hours, with different kinds of saves and different outcomes
So just like Mario+Rabbids.
They're more or less the same game reskinned.
>>388540843
>botw
you call the game shit and watch people sperg over you calling the Legend of Skyrim shit
I dont get what this thread is about. One of you autists care to explain what exactly rustled your unused balls?
>>388558045
is that a mario 64 reference?
>>388548950
ubisoft think they slick. He cabin'
>>388550187
Nothing's gonna change this unless they see that PC pandering doesn't net more money so no use complaining.
>>388563317
Ubisoft put a shit tier meme into one of their shit games so we're making fun of them.
>>388543468
>>388559264
this is so very grant kirkhope
>>388557140
>>388557307
I honestly hope DLC comes down the line. Maybe they can have Wario and the Wario Rabbid as party members and a "Nightmare Mode" with extreme difficulty higher then Hard Mode with all the bosses having different color schemes and everything?
>>388559264
This segment/song alone is worth buying the game alone.
Theirs a ton of good shit in it already but this is a deal maker.
>out of every fucking game dev and/or publisher Nintendo chooses Ubisoft, a company that fucks Nintendo over whenever they feel like it
>they're completely trashing Mario and making a shit tier meme game
ugh, literally just ugh. This game is the least pallatable game I've ever laid my eyes on. The Ubisoft logo alone just reeks of fucking dogshit right on the box
To be honest this kind of shit has been in nintendo games for years, is anyone surprised now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5Mh3GLaMrE
>>388559264
I don't think anyone can hate the music in this thing
>>388567336
>Waluigi's first real game appearance is as a Rabbid in an XCOM clone
It's something I guess
all these 5CRU8Z DO NOT RE5P3C7 1337 GR4MM4R.
R L4Z0R H4X0RZ W1LL PWN U N00BZya dig?
>>388537537
Not anymore.
You see anon, there is something in the business sense called "dynamic evolution". You see, this is where a business is able to consistently change its logo's image to try to draw in specific crowds of people. Some people think that this is bad because it does not give the image a consistent tone, but this is not the case. Nintendo has been doing this for years:
>Jumpman started off known only as the main character in donkey kong
>Then they took his angle of being a construction worker, and changed it to plumber, another job defined by your outfit. Gave him a name, and gave him his own platforming series.
>Everyone became conditioned to expect Mario only in platformers.
>Then, Nintendo started switching it up by putting him in more and more games that aren't platformers. It was the question of, if people liked the gameplay, or the character?
>Nintendo realized, putting Mario in non-platforming games doesn't destroy his image, it expands it. Makes him less so simple.
Ubisoft is doing the same thing here with the Rabbids. The question is when it came to their games, is that did people hate the gameplay, or the character? The success of this game confirms it, fans hated their games, not their character. I know people won't believe me about this next part, but I lived it: When SMRPG came out, tons of Mario fans hated Mallow and Geno. They hated the fact that so many weird and strange things were in a Mario game. Lots of my friends in school were like this. But then they actually played the game, and their minds changed. To them, even though it was a different version of the Mushroom Kingdom, it was still a Mario game. Its the same here, the Rabbids characters are made specifically to be a certain way depending on what game they are in. They should be judged on a game by game basis.
Should I get this or Metroid Samus Returns
You mock it but this garbage is gonna sell millions to kids under 12.
>>388566791
>A company that fucks Nintendo over whenever they feel like it
That's not EA, anon.
>>388568592
It's also going to sell to me. Also, one of my friends.It's just too irrational to avoid what looks like a fun game, simply because I hate rabbids
>>388568594
>shovelware on gamecube
>endless shovelware on Wii then declaring "only Nintendo games sell!"
>dropped Wii U support after 5 seconds
>switch support pretty much nowhere outside of this game
lets not forget the whole meme back in the day "we make shovelware on Wii to afford to make AAA PS360 games!!!" God that was the most retarded shit.
Ubisoft has always been shit and I have no idea how Nintendo even got on board with this fuckawful idea
Look on the bright side /v/, if this does good, we might see another Paper Mario situation on our hands:
>Game does good
>Ubisoft doesn't want to make a sequel for some reason
>Ergo, Nintendo will just steal the game except for the Rabbids, and make its own version. Maybe as either a cross over with another Nintendo IP, or as its own original IP with Mario in it.
>>388569082
I'd love to believe this is possible but the problem is Ubi-fucking soft is true cancer. They're THE de-facto birdmen of the industry, only rehashing others ideas while fumbling and butchering them and turning their games into bland conveyor belt products to be pumped out yearly
will it have replayability?
>>388568409
I think you just answered yoursef
>>388569331
No?
>>388567336
>Nintendo won't feature Waluigi in anything more important than a character slot they need to fill up
>Ubisoft full on gives him a boss fight with Wario
Based.
>>388569427
then why the metroid pic?
>>388569082
Given where Paper Mario is now, that might not be a good thing.
Also a sequel might not be as good if it's not Soliani and the rest of the Ubisoft Milan team.
>>388568409
Metroid.
This game will sell plenty, but Metroid needs to prove it can still be worth keeping around after Other M and Federation Force almost killed it.
>>388569764
If Metroid dies it'll be because Sakamoto and Nintendo dropped the ball three times in a row and made 3 awful games, which is much more than other franchises have gotten
>>388567336
it legitimately looks fun
>>388568409
It's two different games on two different system. Just decide if you like either of the game enough to buy it.
>>388558045
>>388568023
>he didn't play DDR: Mario Mix
>>388536498
So fucking stupid. It's like if the Rabbids weren't bad enough, the game is just filled to the brim with normalgroid Twitter memes that nu/v/ adores so much.
>>388540843
It's hidden behind Sheikah language, which you need to know how to translate first. It would be like if "I am the senate" was written in Aurebesh on some random location in the next Star Wars movie.
>>388570340
so whats the problem?
>>388570510
That's way fucking better than Luigi dabbing.
>>388569082
>Ubisoft doesn't want to make a sequel for some reason
Ubisoft are the most money hungry shovel ware pumping cunts on the planet, if it sells they will beg Nintendo to let them make a sequel.
>>388570340
>normalgroid Twitter memes
that babytalk, could the sex genie be among us?
>>388538350
>It's ok when Sony does it
>>388536498
well nintendo is dead to me now.
>shitty 'ending' that resolves nothing
>featuring analogues to minions that might be even more intrusive
>paid reviews and shills on this very site
>xcom lite being sold for full retail MSRP
you got what you deserved for supporting this piece of shit desu
>>388572268
Nintendo isn't making this game dude. They have no part in the development whatsoever, it's Ubisoft.
>>388572551
You're getting your narratives mixed up. This isn't a hyped game that turned out poorly, it's an absolute wreck of an idea that turned out to be surprisingly charming
>Luigi being the meme fuck of the bros
Nothing wrong with that. Specially if they're outdated and overused memes.
>>388538521
>cussing in a mario game
>>388572971
Say what you want about the gameplay, you're still paying full price for in-jokes and self-awareness you could better find in a TV show
The only real selling point is the character interaction, and god forbid anyone is really looking for that in a Mario game of all things
>>388573369
The gameplay looks fun
The music is great
The aesthetic is solid
I'm especially prone to buying turn-based games, but overall, I just think this turned out to be several magnitudes better than I imagined it could.
>>388536498
>being surprised the Mario character that has the most Mario memes associated with his character gets meme'd on
You motherfuckers need Jesus.
>>388536498
Pretty sure he's just shielding his face from the dust trail his sentry makes. Seeing the video in motion doesn't make it look like they are actively trying to reference a meme
Why do you idiots think this is new?
>>388538976
>I'm still not entirely convinced otherwise.
>Dabbing (1) - Vaporizing concentrated marijuana, usually in the form of wax or hash, by placing it on an extremely hot metal object called a nail and inhaling the vapors produced. The nail is usually heated via blowtorch.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dabbing
>>388545582
Imagine being so mad at a mere motion.
>>388569764
>>388569898
only 2D Metroid is going away if SR doesn't meet Sakamoto/Nintendo's expectations to do another Traditional-style game(it will, 1.25 million locked)
you want Prime-only along with some fuck retarded experimental 3D Metroids or do you want Traditional Metroid to stay around?
>>388537043
More like Saudi ADABIA amirite?!
>>388537771
It fits Luigi though. He is supposed to be the lame out of touch brother.
What did OP mean by this exactly?
>>388537043
Underrated post.
>>388538992
If something is popular it is bad
>>388538350
runescape did it better
>>388548950
>LITERALLY shitting on the mario franchise
>>388563672
Underrated
>>388538873
Good
>>388536498
has no one drawn this connection yet?
its OBVIOUSLY a reference to mario party 3 when you select luigi on css
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nAWIBs0DY4