>literally the highest rated rabbids game It's like

>>388520946
>series known for trashy shovelware
>pays for review and STILL only gets 'meh it's okay' scores

Fucking embarrassing, I can't believe how far Nintendo has fallen

>>388521308
>rated 85/100
>"meh it's okay"
are you actually fucking retarded

>>388520946
I'm really going to start believing that the "nintendo bonus" is actually real

>>388521721
It's real because nintendo games are actually better.

>Highly difficult game suited for X-com vets

Nani?!?

>>388521776
then why ARMS got such shit score compared to other figthing games?

>>388521721
More a Mario/Zelda bonus.

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>>388520946
>It's like everything nintendo touches becomes pure gold.
nintendo didnt touch it though, they just licensed their bing bing wahoo character. its like everything with Nintendo branding gets a Nintendo bonus.

>>388521987
It's like those characters are so well designed they can improve a game simply by being there.

>>388522110
>It's like those characters are so well designed they can improve a game simply by being there.
Ummm
http://www.metacritic.com/game/wii-u/mario-tennis-ultra-smash

>>388521589
I can't wait to see your reaction when odyssey comes out and everyone trashes it for having a 92.

>>388522397
How is a 92 bad?

>>388522216
Now let's see the original game that this was a remake of.

>http://www.metacritic.com/game/nintendo-64/mario-tennis

>>388522589
Ok how does that change the fact that game with Mario got a terrible score?

>>388521861
>Nintendo pays critics!
>no they don't, they're just that good
>then why did this game get a low score?!
Flawless logic, anon.

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>>388520946

That's three points higher than the original Splatoon's score if I recall correctly

>>388522570
If it's not 95 or higher, it's garbage. If it is 95 or higher, it's paid reviews.

>>388524716
So all games are bad?

>>388524805
Welcome to /v/

>>388524805
Yes, liking a game is subjective to ones own taste but realistically they are pure garbage.

>>388522397
92 is pretty meh for a mainline Mario game.

Pretty sure because Ubisoft actually tried after making a deal with Nintendo that if they released the game as fucking shovelware the yakuza would cut off all of Ubi's higherups egg rolls.

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>>388525081
>mainline mario game

>>388525612
How is Odyssey not a mainline Mario game?

>>388520946
>85%
>pure gold

It's like everything nintendo touches becomes pure silver.

>everything nintendo touches becomes pure gold.
>developed and published by Ubisoft

>>388526092
>tfw this will sell more than uncharted sjw edition.

>inb4 switch owners are desesperate 'cause no games.

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>>388524124
Hate to bring logic into this, but wouldn't that imply that Nintendo doesn't pay reviewers, does earn it's good scores, but does have an occasional flop?