>You are 10 years old again anon. >Your mom picks you up

>>388493902
who are you quoting

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>>388493902
Thanks for this anon :)

>You are 10 years old again non.
>Your mom picks you up from school
>It's Friday
>She's already drunk and smells of wine
>She drives you home, nearly killing you both in traffic
>She crawls into bed and starts watching law and order
>You go to your room and play pokemon on gameboy because your dad got it for you for christmas before the divorce
>Your mom hates video games so she never lets you have any more outside of the ones occasionally sent to you by your dad you almost never get to see because he moved several states away
>She forgot to go to the store to get stuff for dinner again so you just have a bowl of dried cornflakes that you found tucked in the back of the cupboard

>>388494347
Sounds familiar. Almost as if youre.... Me

>>388493997
Nobody. You are probably too young to understand.
>>388494160
This guy knows what I'm talking about.

>>388494347
>You are 11 years old again.
>Your parents just divorced.
>Your school life sucks.
>However, the Sega Dreamcast just came out, and you rented Sonic Adventure.
>You have no memory cards yet, so you play it until you fall asleep, but leave the power on so you can finish it tomorrow after school.

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we didnt have enough money... i had no childhood

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>>388493902
Y-you too...

>>388494347
>youre 14 again
>your family is dirt poor and you get 10$ for your birthday and christmas
>this chrismas your dad sneaks you a bargain bin 15$ racing game along with the 10 you normally get
>you also have 3 brothers and a mom who hates you and would scream at your dad if she noticed
>pretend like im happy about the game but only play it once knowing it would be boring
> its the thought that counts
>shortly after parents divorce and dad lives in an abandoned house but still gives you money wherever he sees you
>mom gives you nothing not even food
Who here has a BASED dad?

>>388495773
>your family is dirt poor
>>you also have 3 brothers
why does it never fail

I think it's time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUfgAbFY4CA

>come home
>get on runescape
>cousins already on
>we grind and quest and bullshit all night
>tomorrow i'll go to his house and we'll play ps2 while grinding
>still have about 6 years before he becomes a boring normie and dumps video games thus ending our friendship
>still have about 4 years before i fall for 3dpd and shit my life up

the golden years were great

>>388495773
had

>tfw your rich white friend gave you a copy of SA2 before you moved away
>tfw he's a chad now working at a business firm

>>388495880
hehe

I was the youngest of the 4

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>>388493902
>that one night both my brothers went to sleep overs and I was home alone
>my parents got pizza and let me pick the toppings & soda flavors
>took me to blockbuster and let me get 2 games TWO GAMES!

the reign of fire game blew fucking chinks but god damn if I still don't remember it fondly bc of that night.

thnx op, good memories.

Friday nights my mom would go to work and my dad would accuse her of cheating then she'd leave and he'd be mad and beat the shit out of me and make me his slave cooking and cleaning for him while beating me and telling me he wish I was never born so he wouldn't be stuck with her.

>>388496502
2 games homie?
You got 2 games?
How you gonna play TWO GAMES in TWO DAYS?

>>388496596
>he didnt get the 1 week rentals
small time, anon

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>>388496596
like I said, reign of fire blew chunks lol

so I just played the LotR 2 towers game

>>388496554
Did you grow up and become a sissy just to spite him for robbing you of your manhood?

I totally did. Just wondering if that happened to you too.

>>388494347
Sounds like an awesome fucking night. Pokémon and nobody bothering you? Fuck yes.

>>388493902
>renting games on weekend

bitch i was only allowed to rent/buy new games during school holidays. usually buy a game for christmas holidays and rent one every other holidays

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>>388493902
>Strict parents
>2 hours a week, on weekends only to play vidya
>MFW turning 18 and binging so hard on missed vidya I fail out of college

>You are 10 years old again anon.
>Your mom picks you up from school.
..yeah, my mom was totally there for me as a child

>>388496239
Sorry to hear Anon.

>>388493902
>>You are 10 years old again anon.
>>Your mom picks you up from school.
>>It's Friday.
>>She takes you to the vidja rental store.
Ok, so I'm not me.

>>388493902
Fuck ice cream bitch I want Chinese food
China Star in Havre de Grace has the best crab wontons ever
After that you can take me up to the Baltimore aquarium you fucking cunt

>mom passes out on the couch again

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>>388493902
>I am ten years old again
>I wake up in the middle of the night wondering why my asshole is sore, then again the following day and ask the same question

Videogames

>dad died when I was 10
Fuck you, I don't want to relive standing by his bedside at the hospice, watching him cry for the first time just for him to say he was sorry he wouldn't be able to see me grow up. I don't want remember how I left thim there without saying goodbye, running off to the bathroom to cry just to be grabbed by mom and brought back to a dead loved one. Don't remind me it's my fault, in his last moments, my father was alone.

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>>388495773
>>388494347
>>388496801
>>388501741
What the fuck.

Who /gamer family/ here?

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>10 years old again
>dealing with mom's drunken raging and her screaming at my dad
>still the same a decade later
haha I love being alive

>>388501856
He lives on through you anon

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You bastards are amazing.
Don't give up hope.

>>388493902
>>You are 10 years old again anon.
>you walk home with your neighbor bro and two refugees(good Christian people not the cancer rapefugees)
>the war just ended and they talk about murder, rape and pillaging
>you go to the arcade to play mortal kombat 2
>4 of you combined have money for 2 coins because hyperinflation and poverty
>you are hungry but dont care. mortal kombat after school is more important than breakfast in school
>after ten minutes you all go to your home because you have an Commodore 64 to play bubble bobble
>refugee kid eats bread and ketchup from your fridge
>mother comes home from work and brings a small can of cream
>everyone is happy

Fuck you man.

>>388494347
>you're 8 years old again, anon
>its a Tuesday, you're curled up on the couch playing pokemon yellow on your new game boy color
>just on the other side of the couch your parents are beating the piss out of one another as you hear the voice recorder placed on a dining table chair click
>you see red and blue lights reflecting on the wall through the screen door as the sheriff walks in and breaks them up
>your step dad packs his bags to stay at a hotel while your mother holds a bag of ice on her lip
>nice old sheriff who knows you all by name comes over and asks how you're doing and starts talking about how his grandson got pokemon yellow as well
>he says goodbye and escorts your step dad outside and drives behind him until they leave the neighborhood
>you ask your mother if she's okay, but she ignores you
>you spend 20 years resenting every member of your family, having a child, getting divorced, enlisting in the military, struggling to find work after the military, and eventually settling in for a quiet, hermit like life outside of work and friends you made in the military
>you get to live in a world where blacks hold up confederate flags and whites hold up BLM signs, while a celebrity is president and sand people commit atrocities across the world
>at night when you lay there in bed, thinking on everything, you realize you care nothing about the madness going on around you, you just keep going back to your child hood and your divorce, bathing in the burning disdain you feel for everyone involved
>the only thing helping you sleep is the warm rage you feel deep in your gut as the onset of shame and apathy fill your mind just as you doze off

Sleep tight, anon.

>>388502472
I miss when edgelords were atheists.

Did rental stores even exist 5 years ago when most of this board was 10 years old?

>10 years old
>middle class parents who hate each other fighting again
>dad throws pans at mom
>she throws em back
>older half brother storms in ready to beat the fuck outta my dad
>dad backs down like a bitch
>threatens to call cops on him
>bro says ight and calls cops on him first
>dad goes away
>forced to live in poverty from then on since the breadwinner was gone
>mom turns to alcohol and starts fucking a dirty mexican in the same room as us that we share in my older sisters 2 bedroom shack in which she already has 6 kids of her own
>live like this for 5 years before mom gets shit together
>gets job but can't afford to raise lil bro and sis
>forced to get a job myself and help pay the bills
>still stuck doing this until my bro and sis grow up
shit sucks bros but dont wanna let my brother and sister go without food or a home

>>388496596
Growing up in the 8-bit era most games could be conquered in a one day rental. If not one of your friends usually would get it eventually and you could beat it then.

Do you guys remember the greentext about poop day? I'm trying to find it again

>>388502509
Eat shit, cancerous tool.

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>>388502690
I'm trying to find the "Whoop mobile" retard greentext myself.

>>388502472
mother should've let you guys starve

>Be 10
>Its Friday
>Get a rental game and pizza
>Play Morrowind for the first time staying up till 4 in the morning
>Fall asleep as the first snow you've ever seen is falling gently outside and a fire crackles on the hearth

>Wake up when asshole step brother and his faggy buttbuddy dump a shovel of snow on you
>He then proceeds to make the next 6 years of your life hell by chasing you with power tools, waking you up rudely all the time, beating you, putting bugs in your room, breaking/stealing your things, and generally just trying to break you down
>Dad can't do anything or step-Mom (breadwinner) will leave him

Haha, those were the days ;)

>>388495613
Kill me, pete.

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>renting videogames
>not just buying them

is this the poorfag general?

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>>388502472
>bubble bobble

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>>388502948
Dick.
>>388502980
Get back at him.
Do whatever you can to remind him of the shit he put you through when he needs money. Bonus points if you do it in a way so that others don't catch on.

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>>388493902
We had no icecream places or arcades where I grew up

Or mom

>>388503164
I'm already past that anon.
I body slammed him through a wooden door one day around when I was 16. He was trying to pull his shit and I finally had enough and just went full retard strength on him. He never trying pulling any of that shit again.

He's also basically a total failure now, total wreck of a human being, I feel more pity than anger when I see him now.

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>>388493902
>don't know how old. but young. rented wild arms 2.
>had a great time with it, sad we're taking it back to the store so i pull the instruction manual out.
>chill mom driving listening to me read off character descriptions from the manual.
>read pic related's description because he was my favorite character.
>"prisoner 666"
>Mother shoots me an unforgettable look and asks me to repeat that one more time.
>explains to me the satanic reference.
>never allowed to rent this game again.

I will never forget the look on her face. it was priceless. i thought i did something illegal

>>388503353
>He's also basically a total failure now, total wreck of a human being, I feel more pity than anger when I see him now.

Kick him while he's down

unless you feel that realistically he is suicidal and might maniacally take you down with him if you make fun of him too much. in which case just cut all contact now and let him do it on his own.

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>you are 10 years old
>you live in eastern europe which is war-thorn
>you have a ps1 that was modded
>you have never seen a legit copy of a ps1 game, ever
>once a year you get money for birthday and you can afford two pirated copies and if you have friends they will buy you another pirated, shoddily burnt copy of a game that THEY want to play because they dont have the ps1
>games lack audio or are horribly compressed or just refuse to work or take forever to load
>or are in fucking german language
>you also have no memory card nor ice cream with sprinkles
>your parents are divorced and your mom yells at you to turn down the tv brightness because you are skyrocketting the power bill for no reason whatsoever

nigger do I sound like someone who ever experienced game manuals to you

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>>388493902
>You are 10 years old again anon.
Thanks for the age regression.

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I miss my friends
Wherever you are Joseph I'll never forget you bro, 5th grade wouldn't have been the same

>>388503054
Those are all the good states

>>388503370
Complaints about wikipedia aside
>In most manuscripts of the New Testament and in English translations of the Bible, the number of the beast is 666. Papyrus 115 (which is the oldest preserved manuscript of the Revelation as of 2017), as well as other ancient sources like Codex Ephraemi Rescriptus, give the Number of the Beast as 616 (χιϛ), not 666

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>>388494347
Too far, anon

>>388504105
joseph fucked me
mayb who ur looking for?

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>>388493902
>you are 10 years old
>live in a (soon to be) post communist country
>video games are super expensive
>no video game rentals
>the poorest westerners live like king compared to you
Those were the times.

>>388504304
t. poor flyover cuck

>>388495773
Not me.
> be 5
>parents divorce
>mom moves to another country (yes country not state, I'm a Eurofag)
>be 6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15
>dad never reached out to you or sent you a letter or even a present

>>388504863
t. coastie roastie

>>388504105
Michigan?

>>388504327
tfw it really was my childhood

>>388493902
>mom take me to blockbuster
>I'm maybe 10 years old
>decide to make a ballsy move
>pick out M rated game on shelf
>bring it to counter while mom looks for movie
>guy at counter looks at me and says nothing to mom about game
>get home and enjoy DMC
Most exhilarating day of my life and a bretty good but scary weekend.

>>388501856
Loved ones always seem to die in the 60 seconds you're all standing outside talking to the consultant

I swear they wait for a moment like that