>Nintendo literally can't keep the Switch on the shelves,

I'm honestly confused as to why its selling so well. There are still no games for it. Good for Nintendo I guess.

>>388473524
/v/ hates everything that sells well that isn't anime

>>388473625
NIntendo intentionally manufactures very few systems in order to drive up demand.

I was going to buy one but the new MonHun isn't exclusive to it so fuck that business, bing bang wahoo and HYAGH isn't worth it

>>388473625
Zelda
Spla2
Minecraft
Puyo
Mario Kart
Sonic Mania

At least those are mine ordered by play time.

Saved thanks for the gif shitposter

>>388473703
I've seen this shit so many times but never have I seen evidence for it.

>>388473703
Then explain why Nintendo is in an active legal battle with Apple to make more Switches
>B-B-But Arin Hanson says sooooo!
Grow up

>>388473953
The evidence is that he's salty and wants to blame Nintendo for the complex manufacturing complex of this planet

>>388473789
New Pokemon will probably be good. And Odyssey looks like the Citizen Kane of Bing Bing Wahoo

>>388473524
No, /v/ is not one collective entity.

It is a bunch of third worlders who have a ton of time on their hands since they don't have a job or uni to go to and thus scream that their money is better spent than others to random strangers on the Internet. /vint/ really opened everyone's eyes.

>>388474107
I haven't cared about pokemon for three, four generations now?
As for bing bing wahoo, I'm not buying a console for a single game

Wasn't there gonna be a super adult, lewd game coming to the Switch e-shop? What was it called again?

>>388473524
sure showed me with a gif of a childrens' show you fucking nonce

That's every Nintendo console though.
If /v/ was around for N64 they would be saying how shit the library is and how PS1 is better and Crash is the future of all platformers.
People are fucking retarded.

>>388474716
It's not even a children's show. It's a show created by pedophiles to give kids the mind set Jews want them to have. Good thing CN airs Gumball more.

trying to use actual logic instead of just REEEEing on /v/ is like trying to get a whale to fetch a ball

>>388474890
it's a disgusting sjw show. the only reason people like it is because it has a plot and panders to sjws and tumblr so hard

>>388475175
People overshoot this show's SJW agenda WAY too hard. It's seriously not that bad, there are just occasional eluding towards some SJW stuff, sometimes more and sometimes less obviously.

>>388474890
This is true
>>388475350
This is also true

Its a show made by a pedo who saw the market for sjw crap and so is running with it

>>388475350
i'm maybe overshooting it a little bit too

could just be because it's basically the only show to push it/feature it at all

prove to me the switch is selling well
i work at target, ive seen no proof of this

Watch when all the the nintenniggers get there switch how sales will fall off.

They it still needs to pass the Wii Us sales for anyone to even mildly give a shit.

>>388476143
0% chance it doesn't outsell the Wii U by March

>>388476024
Well that settles it

>>388473524
Why her tits so big?

>>388476358
Protector of the Earth

>>388474890
>>388475175

its seriously funny how upset people get over this show, honestly it doesnt even come close to invader zim as far as inappropiate shit for kids go

>>388476358
She's like eight feet tall and fat

>>388476435
The Brazies on /v/ get really annoyed by gay stuff.

>nintendocuck
>steven jewniverse

legitimately end yourself

>>388476024
yeah well, my uncle works at nintendo and he tells me its selling like hot cakes

>>388473625
Because people already have their console for multiplats (+ a few exclusives) so they get a Switch.
See
>>388473913
Obviously, if you bought a Switch when you already own a WiiU, you're retard (fanboy)

Also Nintendo having problems with the production also helps its "sould out everywhere" status.

>>388474107
Odyssey looks good but I'll wait until it's out.
Then again I listened to people who said that 3D World was "best 3D Mario ever" good. It's not even the best platformer on the WiiU

Got BotW running at a constant 30fps on Cemu. Bought 2000 rounds of ammunition instead of buying a switch.

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>>388476358
>Why her tits so big?

shes an alien whore whos been getting dicked for thousands of years

>>388476645
What does this have to do with Mario

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What if the SU game coming out is fun?

>>388473524
Is it still a problem with stocking or what? Because that is marketing in itself.

Hilarious that MH won't be on it but who doesn't have a PS4 at this point anyway. MHWorld will be like this imo, PC = 4U, PS4 = Gen.

Anyway, I digress. I love my 2DS so, so much. If it broke right now, I wouldn't hesitate buying a new one but the damn thing is so durable. It has survived some serious neglect on my behalf, even to the effect of sodas. I love it. I just wish I could get Super Metroid for it. There is such an incredibly huge library available with the backwards compatibility, especially considering I didn't know anyone with a DS growing up, aside from that one kid. Thus, Switch really just doesn't stand a chance unless that Pokemon is tits. Zelda more with it on WiiU. What a mess. God speed, Switch owners. I sincerely wish the best for you. If it picks up, ima get one too.

>>388476694
Probably will be. It looks like Paper Mario. A little bummed about the art style tbqh

>>388473953
>What was the 3DS launch
>What was the second and third wave of Smash Amiibo
>What was the Wii U Gamecube Adapter

>>388476573
3D World is great

>>388473524
>>388473625
Scalpers

>>388476358
Fat

>>388476796
It's alright.

is the switch battery life as bad as it seemed pre-release?

>>388476931
The only time I was ever annoyed by mine was on a plane where I could only play Zelda for a few hours. Other than that I'm good with it.

>>388476694
it looks VERY fun, it better comes out for PC tough

>>388476645
haha niggers DO suck, and so do the white women who fall for them!

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>>388476749
Seems okay to me, what are your complaints about it?

>>388476358

It's for attracting humans since she is/was into bestiality

>>388476997
can you recharge it with a power bank?

>>388473913
>Port
>Technically a new game / exclusive, but barely
>Available on literally every current platform, and last gen as well
>Port
>A glorified port
>A port, but it is currently the only portable port, so I will give you that

Sooooooo, you gave me two games that are actually worth getting exlcusivley on the Switch, one of which is an actual exclusive. Well, you are smarter than those who bought the Xbone, but still not smart enough to go in on a PC. I do wish you the best and hope the Switch gets more variety in the near future.

>>388473625
>There are still no games for it.
>Breath of the Wild
>MK8D
>Splatoon 2
>ARMS
And be for you say
>B-but half those games are on Wii U!
Remember that no one owns a Wii U

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>>388476694

>>388477070
Not him, but
>Connie would make the perfect glass cannon
>instead they make her a tank

>>388477114
Yes but only certain ones I think

>>388477323
but who else would be the tank then?

steven would be the obvious choice but hes support

>>388473625
good marketing, no gimmicks, Nintendo made sure to get third party and journalist support this time

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>>388477070
I like the way the show looks and wish they tried to replicate that.

>>388477450
Garnet.

>>388477420
>Yes but only certain ones I think

wow ok you better elaborate nigga, what do you mean """certain""" ones, does it use a proprietary connector or some shit like that?

>>388473703
>children on /v/ still pushing this meme of a company intentionally denying itself money

>>388477486
>I like the way the show looks and wish they tried to replicate that.

technically they did just that, only they used the character models they normally use for showing characters on a distance

>>388477535
yeh it could work

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>>388477143
I own a WiiU.

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You aren't going to have Connie on your team, right /v/?

>>388477563
Not proprietary, I'm just honestly not sure. Look it up I guess. Sorry.

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>>388477657
Yeah I suppose, but those just look cheap to me. One of the big draws for SU is that Rebecca Sugar is a genuinely amazing artist.

>>388477687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns7otcjQ_jk&t=49s

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>>388477687
Diamonds are NOT for sexual

>>388477143
>Remember that no one owns a Wii U
Some people do, and those that do are sure to have bought the few worthwhile titles for it. Moreover, you could buy one now and it'd be much cheaper than a switch to play those games you mentioned on.

>>388477687
BIGG

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>>388477703
>having the poo in the loo on my team

anon please, theres only room for 1st, 2nd and 3rd best gem on my team, poil, peri and amy

>>388477703
Peridot/Greg/Lapis. If I can't have Lapis I'll just fill with whatever. Probably Connie so I can have Stevonnie.

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>>388478080
This is only true because Jasper isn't playable in this

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>>388477891
>Tfw you will never sleep between Blue Diamonds boobs while she sings to you.

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>>388477703
I'm gonna roll a human-only team of Steven, Connie, Greg and Lars. Alien scum go home.

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>>388478172

as a kinda late owner of wii u, i wish for switch to fail. but then again nintengames is really comfy to play for free

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>>388478237
Gay boy faggot.

>>388478086
And only Lapis because she has a cool aesthetic. Peridot is really the only gem that is cool all of the time.

>>388477915
There is a reason why Nintendo didn't have any big WiiU advertisements/bundles anymore.
They didn't want people to buy WiiUs anymore since they were already working on the Switch and had library planned out

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>>388478237
Aliens will never like us if we keep calling them scum.

>>388477915

How do you play Splatoon 2 on a Wii U?

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>>388473625
Marketing and selling nostalgia and a brand before video games. Honestly, I own one and unless you never had a wii or are a fervent mario lover, wait until 2019. They'll still be supporting it because they won't allow the company to suffer a wii 2 catastrophe twice, the games will be cheaper, and a revision will be on the horizon.

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>>388473524
die barneynigger

DIE
I
E

>>388479736
Pfff..bit late?

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>>388476637
>>388476694
>>388477070
>>388477486
>>388477687
>>388477703
>>388477792
>>388477891
>>388478080
>>388478172
>>388478201
>>388478446
>>388478572
>>388478886
>>388479497
all you autists should kill yourselves
pic related is your mindset

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>>388480019
to be fair we pearlfags are highly autistic

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>>388480019

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>>388480198
all SU fans are highly autistic

>>388480019
>implying every fan of a show is like the small weirdo minority

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>>388480398
Don't feed him.

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>>388480398
don't pretend like you fags are better than these fags.
It takes a special kind of retarded to watch this show. I know, because I work with a gay kid with downs who won't shut the fuck up about it

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Found some in a target nearby two days ago. I actually like Nintendo, but I think that's inaccurate.
>inb4 t. falseflag or phoneposter

>>388473625
It's selling points extent beyond just "its the new console with prettier graphics" and its not in direct competition with Sony and Microsoft over it

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>>388480697
Old VI>Young Vi

>>388473625
It's only one game, but having Breath of the Wild at launch really helped it, even if it is a port. And the promise of Splatoon 2, Mario Odyssey, and Xenoblade 2 solidified a successful first year on the market. After the holiday, it's up to Nintendo to keep that momentum going.

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>>388482852
no anon, she STICC

People are so deluded, I found a switch at gamestop and they had at least 5 more.

You can right now go to gamestop.com and order a switch online.

>>388483040
you can right now go to Amazon.com and order a switch online

>>388484045

All from resellers at marked up prices.

>>388483040
>I live in the middle of nowehere: The post

>>388485013
My middle of nowhere town has 60,000 people in it.

fuck off, we nintenbots don't associate with Steven Universe shit.

>>388476645

Once you go black, he'll never come back

>>388477323
>5 HP less than Garnet.

>>388484881

No matter, BotW on cemu. No other Nintendo game I want to play, they're all for babies.

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The Switch failed me.

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>nintendo cant make any systems due to fighting over chip sets with Apple
>the systems they do make get bought up instantly by scalpers and/or die hard fans
>"its selling so well!"

Next youll say diamonds are actually rare.

>>388477453
>Nintendo made sure to get third party ... support this time
Nintendo barely has first party support for the Switch. It's pretty much a Zelda and Splatoon machine. So yeah I guess technically 50% of the two games it has are third-party.

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>>388473625
It was the last one I needed. Already had an XboneS, PS4, and PC so the Switch was the next logical step. All my bases are covered now.

Still don't have a god damn PS4 Pro though, fuck my first gen

>>388473625
>Zelda
>10/10 marketing to millennial hipsters

That's it

>>388473524
/v/ Will jump on any opportunity, legit or not, to shit on anything nintendo.

>>388487698

Nothing to do with there being supply issues.

>>388473524
>>388473625
I don't get it myself. I'm a nintendo babby at heart, I fuck with them all. I loved my Wii U. But the Switch just doesn't interest me.
It still needs more interesting games.

>>388489449
I'm the same, but I'm getting one for Mario in October.

>>388489243
y tho