Your honor, my defendant, Anon, could not have been the

Im gay

Im not gay

maybe Im gay

Traps are gay

I don't know if I'm gay.

You're gay, your honour

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>>388457654
>>388457840
>>388457936

WHEN YOU WALK AWAY

>>388457654
>>388457840
>>388457936
>>388458167
Can you repeat the question?

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Don't even pretend you didn't do pic related at least once Wright.

This parrot told me someone else is the killer.

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I LOVE STOCKY HAIRY MEN YOUR HONOR

>>388458217
THE MIRACLE NEVER HAPPEN

>>388458427
AA ONLINE IS DEAD!

Remember to be here next Friday, people.

>>388458431
Where can I find more

Not gay btw

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>>388458201
What's wrong Nick? Are you feeling sexually insecure right now?

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>>388458519
We've got 77 people on our /v/ server right fucking now

>>388458803
>/v/
you mean reddit

>>388458673
I want to feel sexually secure with Maya.

>>388459116
this

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>the glory days of aao will never return.

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>>388458201
Wright, up to your old tricks again I see? The defendant's sexuality clearly has no relevance to the case as he was found at the scene of the murder FULLY CLOTHED and covered in blood.
*Photographic Evidence added to the record*

>>388458431
Is this jirard?

>>388457548
He was at home playing games on his PS3!

>>388458431
Oh my

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>>388457654
>>388457840
>>388457936
>>388458114
>>388458167
>>388458180
Hmm I see.. the defense might have a point...

>>388459602
nah jirard is a fat faggot, that guy is built as well

>>388458639
nibba you gay

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>literally get charged for sexual assault by some broad I slept with three years ago
>She's just mad I ghosted her after and didn't date or talk to her
>Could ruin my whole life, my whole schooling/medical career
>Have to appear in court
>Bought a blue suit with a red tie

The defense is ready, your honor ;__;7

May Feenie be with me, and wish me luck, friends..

>>388461217
I don't believe you.

>>388461217
claim you're a tranny and that prison isn't safe for you

>>388461217
Why don't you just flee to a country where you already control the courts?

>>388461217
Assuming this is real, you're going to defend yourself? This isn't a fucking video game, anon. This is a serious charge, you're fucking toast

>>388461282
I know you don't. You don't have to. I've only got a handful of people I can tell and talk to about this.

It's the most difficult thing I've ever gone through. But if you believe anything,
just believe I'm innocent

>>388461217
This is why I don't trust Women
You literally can't be sure that they won't fuck your life forever in the blink of an eye
I don't care if I get called a misogynistic piece of shit my entire life, I rather be that than risk my livelihood at the hands of a fucking viper

>>388461453
Of course I'm going to defend myself! And of course this isn't a joke or a video game. I've already got my lawyers and everything in place. I've got no choice but to wait and see.

Refer to >>388461472

>>388461217
The defendant is found GUILTY.

>>388461561
R.I.P. Anon.
The courts always favor the victim in these cases. Unless you've got hard evidence that you're innocent, you're done for

>>388461584
I'm not. Probably an hero if it turns out that way, though.

>>388461723
Yeah, I know. The thing is that she doesn't have hard evidence either. But I do have evidence of her inviting me out and being friendly/flirty with me months after the 'incident'. Hopefully can prove that she just regrets what happened and is trying to atone for it.

>>388461561
As
>>388461723
Said.
Courts tend to favor the victim, and given that the victim is also a Woman you're just double fucked.
You're not gonna win. Not agaisnt a woman crying sexual abuse.
You might as well declare yourself guilty.

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>>388461472
>I know you don't.
I'm just shitposting though. If that roastie is lying, I hope you sue her afterwards for false charges.

>>388461890
I know they do. But I'm not guilty, and I absolutely will not declare so. I will fight tooth and nail for my life, for truth, and for justice.

I'm just hoping that what I have is enough...innocent until proven guilty, I guess..

>>388457548
I never leave my mom's basement and never interact with other human beings.

>>388461217
Great, now I feel bad for memeing extraterritorial rights.
Good luck anon.

>>388462002
I will pay the best lawyer in town to sue that woman into oblivion. The amount of stress and grief and anxiety and depression and misery and fucking hopelessness I have been dealing with and feeling for this is beyond measure.

Call me edgy all you want, but once the truth comes to light, I am going to sue her into the ground.

>>388462157
It's okay. Obviously my luck isn't the greatest anyway. Thank you, anon.

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>>388462024
>>388462162
If for any comfort, you should know that the conviction rate for rape/sexual assault is very low, probably less than 10%, so you are quite likely to win.

>>388458803
>/v/ server
where?

>>388462336
Thank you. Honestly this is fucking tough, man. I'm trying so god damn hard to keep face and remain tough in the face of this bullshit. Especially in the face of my mother who is having a hard enough time.

I have evidence of her being friendly and inviting me out afterwards. I'm hoping to show that she enjoyed and liked me, but then changed her mind about what happened several years later.

>>388457548
NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER

>>388458431
Who doesnt?

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>>388458431
Can the baliff kindly escort this man out? He's clearly not in the state of mind to testify.

>>388458431
Source pls

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>>388461548
>tfw literal cock sucking faggot
>tfw hated women all my life
>people try to explain that's why I'm gay or that I have mommy issues or something
>raised in a poor household by my extremely hard working mother and fucking asshole alcoholic father
>I just find a massive majority of women to be manipulators, extremely annoying, poor decision makers, and destructive to social groups

Feels good man

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>>388459116
>>388459236
This is her actress in JP.

>>388464085
Lucky guy

>>388464569
this makes my peepee feel funny

>>388464085
Man l wish there was a thing that could just make me gay. The world would be so much nicer to me.

>>388457548
Because op was too busy sucking _____

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Did someone say gay?

... he never leaves the house. An airtight alibi.

>>388461890
Women who do shit like that are more harmful to feminism than /r9k/ crying about "muh roasties" but you don't see women doing anything about it.

>>388467650
Why would they care? It's not affecting them in anyway so it's not even a thing that exists to them.

>>388467509
EXCEPT the murder happened in anon room, at the exact time he would normally be in his room

>>388467650
Why would it be women's job to police women? Is it men's job to stop men from raping?
A problem in courts need to be cured either by the courts, law enforcement, or the government.

>>388468068
Common sense dictates bad behavior makes your group look bad, but I guess common sense isn't a strong thing with them.

They just pull the classic "what are you talking about? No woman does this" or just puts the blame on the man.

>>388468431
Why would anyone come to anon's room?

>>388469047
The victim was known to be one of the very few people anon knew on real life.

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>>388457548
...this clearly contradicts the defendants statement!

>>388457548
... his name is Dindu Noffin

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>>388458431
oh fuck

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>>388460593
Perfection