>tfw 95% of /v/ picks invisibility because they're creeps

>>388447509
Yes.

I'm not even a creep, invisibility just allows you to profit more because you can steal shit easy.

>>388447509
I picked invisibility as a causal outcome of me being a creep.

>>388447509
Invisibility has been considered one of the ultimate powers since ancient greece.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cap_of_invisibility

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Post squibs

crap not even one flightfag? i guess they're gonna get their shit pushed in, since all the NEET autistic players will pick invis., and the majority of normies pick the pleb choice, meaning they have to play against other while we wreck children.

>>388447509
flight has no benefits aside from drawing lots of attention to yourself

invisibility has lots of benefits, and can be used any way you want, creepo or altruistically, your choice.

Why Can't Nintendo abandon hardware market and make it projects multiplatform?
I want to play their games on PC.

>>388447721
>steal shit easily
>someone calls the police because they see a floating object leaving the store

>>388447721
But the thing you take won't be invisible

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>flightcucks
>>388448157
Why don't you make a petition about it?

>>388447509
To be quite honest current fest is worse than previous one.
It just so boring.

>>388448231
good luck getting caught

>>388448259
Because they wouldn't listen to a petition.

But a person can still ask "why" and want things, can't they.

>>388447509
I picked flight simply because I live in a city with a shitload of traffic.

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Invisibility is the better choice desu. Flight is usually accompanied by another power. Just flight, though? That's shit. Enjoy getting to places faster, I guess.

INB4 everyone votes for whatever the sexier squad endorses, and the other side is left with more focused players.

>>388447509
is there a way to see how many people are picking each side? i don't want to get stuck fighting my own team over and over again.

>>388448257
hide it and get it later

>want to play new map
>got Starfish 10 times in a row

>>388448562
Okay. Enjoy stealing shit or watching people masturbate I guess

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How does this image make you feel?

>>388448562
you can only fly as fast as your fastest walk.

I'm a flightfag but if Marina is repping invisibility I pick that one.

>>388448730
horny

>>388448123
>able to travel with ease and with almost no costs involved
>no benefits

>>388448231
>Run
>Hide object
>Come back for it later
>No one knows who took it
>Free shit

>>388448741
According to?
>>388448747
You're playing Splatfest wrong.

i can only play this game for like an hour until i get bored

>>388448730
green

>>388448741
Wrong.

>>388448867
>You're playing Splatfest wrong.
I don't even own the game. So that's like triple degeneracy on my part.

>picked flight because I think being able to fly would be cool

Well shit, how many sea snails will I get when we lose? Assuming I am a flight king by then of course.

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>>388447509
Flight has the cool factor going for it, but other than making a celebrity out of myself by being able to fly, I see more uses out of invisibility for personal gain, whether it be murder, rape, theft, or hell even doing heroic things

I am a creep but I choose invisibility because I am terrified of heights.

>>388448852
What a useless fucking plan. You might as well keep running with it since you're invisible anyways. And good luck stealing literally anything heavy.

>>388449027
>I see more uses out of invisibility for personal gain, whether it be murder, rape, theft
I guess OP was right.

>>388448730
Impractical even by furry standards

>>388448602
flight is leading by a lot, it's not even close from what I can tell. Everyone online is saying that invisibility is for pervs, so no normies are picking it.

>>388448674
>not wanting to sneak into different female locker rooms
>not wanting to spy on people
>not wanting to steal easily
nigga do u even

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I'm afraid of heights and I want to disappear from the world occasionally.

>>388449025
You only miss out on three snails if you lose.

>>388448730
WHY ARE THERE SUCKERS ON IT'S TAIL??

>>388449036
>Steal 1 pound worth of gold jewelry
>Set for 10+ years
Weight doesn't mean shit.

Melt down the gold and sell.

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THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION

Does invisibility extend beyond the spectrum of light visible to the human eye?

If I'm going to get picked up by some jackass's FLIR system from the fuckign 1980's, flight is clearly the better choice.

Flight is the power of protagonists
Invisibility is almost always a power for jobbers

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>>388447509
>getting guilted into picking flight

How pathetic.

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>>388449153
Indeed. Given the opportunity, I'd say I'd end up being more of a villian than a hero if I was given powers.
I don't think I'd commit straight up murder with invisibility unless I needed to, but other things like theft and rape I can't deny

I would go with Flight if I could do it at a decent pace. I'd never have to pay air fare or even gas, and never having to worry about falling from great heights.

Just seems to be a far more practical power than invisibility.

Invisibility at least seems useful in some way. Flight is 100% guaranteed to get you noticed, captured, and experimented on until you die. If you don't get shot out of the air first.

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Flight is without question the most practical
Invisifags can only think of commiting crime

I feel like the more fair splatfest choice would have been flight vs. super strength. Invisibility is always going to have perverted/shady overtones, hell the game itself notes this.

>>388449031
>terrified of heights
Well congrats on not picking the power that would make it nigh impossible to die from falling

>>388450008
>Implying crime = morally bad
I wonder who could be behind this post?

I don't want to kill, rape or steal anyone, I just want to be invisible and be able to GET OUT OF PLACES I DON'T WANT TO BE AT ANY LONGER without having to say goodbye and go through the whole proccess of "why are you leaving so soon? tomorrow is sunday, come on! have another drink with us!" AaAaAAArgH

>>388450240
>DINDU NUFFIN'

>>388448231
robbery would literally be piss easy
just hang around at night, wait for someone to walk around alone, knock him over the head and take his money, then walk away

>>388450240
All invisifags here can only think of rape, theft, and murder

Invisifags are morally bad

>>388450396
You can do that without invisibility

>>388450240
Theft, trespassing, and sexual assault are all morally reprehensible. Tell me what you would do with invisibility that does not include these things.

>virgins
Invisibility
>chads
Flight

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>>388450209
Inking your splat zones is completely natural and will not cause suction palms.

>>388450576
Break into someone's home and rape them while stealing their valuables

>>388450547
not without risk
for example if invisible you could just hang around an ATM and take people's money

can't do that normally with all the cameras around, nevermind the whole "getting the jump on people" is actually not that easy if you're visible

>>388450008
I mean you can do hero stuff with invisibility too.
Like entering a hostage situation unnoticed

>>388450517
>All invisifags here can only think of rape, theft, and murder
WE WUZ INVISIBLE N SHEIT

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>>388450396
But anon niggers already do this they become practically invisible at night

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CAVEAT!

your ability only work when holding your breath,
now choose!

>>388450576
>Implying property of any kind is ethical
LMAO

Sexual assault is morally bad though, peeking not so though.

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>>388447995

>>388450576
>trespassing is morally reprehensible
I bet you're a property cuck too. There's lot of different places you could go to, some important, some not, but at least interesting, and it'd be harmless. No reason to be barred from traversing the earth because of rich assholes with deeds.

>>388450820
see
>>388450714

I'd totally creep on people with invisibility but I still think the rush of flying would be the best feeling in the world.

>>388448602
Always pick Pearl.
Everyone is picking side with their dicks.

>>388448926
nice blog.

>>388450884
>>388450987
Let me reiterate: trespassing on someone's home, so as to steal, peep, or distress them in any fashion.

>>388451346
Ownership of everything except ones body is unethical.

That includes where you live and "possessions"

>>388447509
Teleportation is better than both. Three way splatfests when?

>>388451819
Fuck off commie prick, your ideology is a meme

>>388452002
Communism is unethical because the state owns possessions and property.

I'm am anarchist.

>>388452249
Possessions exist in anarchy because each person is self-governed and they own that which they can protect and hierarchies will form out of might-makes-right philosophies.

It's not what /v/ picks, it's what the little children don't pick, and you can be sure that children will pick flight.

>>388448830
Cost becomes irrelevant with invisibility since money is easy as fuck to get.

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>>388447509
LOL

>>388453001
Actually
It's not what /v/ picks, it's what the manchildren don't pick, and you can be sure that manchildren will pick invisiblity.

>>388452694
>Anarchy
>Hierarchies will form
Pretty sure anarchy as a political ideology isn't just "lol do whatever the fuck" precisely for this reason

Which is the easier way to grind for abilities?

1. Keep scrubbing a piece of gear with the likelyhood of getting a specific ability to save up chunks to get enough to buy three of a ability.
Or
2. Keep rerolling a piece of gear till it has the abilities you want.

I've written out four gear sets I am working on (speed, bomber, special respawner, and maintenance), so I need to know which grinding method would be the fastest.

>>388453416
The furry posting phase is over I assume

>>388453416
I'm glad there is no more trans stuff, and that everyone has moved on to wanting Callie back instead.

>>388447509
I want to spy on cute girls going to the bathroom and no amount of creep shaming you spew will change that.

>>388450720
And then what, you try to knock out the gunman, he'll randomly flip out and start shooting, and if he hits you once you're done

>>388450827
I can hold my breath for 3 minutes.
Whats the speed limit on the flight power?

The team with less people will always win though. Seems like the actual versus matches count more than the same team matches. So whoever gets more versus matches will always win.

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>>388453683
i think it is faster grinding with the splatfest t-shirt.
>put splatfest t-shirt
>drinkan ability soda
>gain 4000 points
>scrub for 2000 gold.
>repeat.

>>388454091
>The team with less people will always win though.

This is not always true.
Ice Cream was more popular than cake and it won.

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>>388454052

>>388454183
interesting, thanks.

imagine marina's clothes going invisible haha

is run speed up worth it?

>>388453683
scrubbing a splatfest shirt only cost 2k, so it's a fine way to get chunks

>>388451819
on my way to steal all your games :^)

>>388448231
>Plant some clothes and a mask inside a store toilet
>Stay there until it closes and put on the disguise
>Steal shit
>Get the fuck out

I'd rather fly because I can kill more people that way

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>Put on wing suit
>Fly around and dive
>No one knows you have superpowers

>>388453637
Well who's going to enforce that?

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WE FLY HIGH
NO LIE
YOU KNOW THIS
INKIN'

>>388447721
>>388448257
that's why I'll put it in my asshole
you guys are bad at thinking out of the box

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>Have glasses
>Can't pick invisibility because I can't have floating glasses

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>>388454646
someone?

>>388456225
If invisibility works on hair, nails, and other dead bits of skin then I see no reason why it wouldn't work on glasses, and clothes too, except for trainers if wearing socks

>>388456384
Look at OP's picture. Clothes don't apply.

>>388454646
No.

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We will win this Splatfest, invisibros.

When do we get the results?

>>388457742
Last splatfest it was 2 hours after the splatfest ended.

>>388454646
It works well on Blasters and Spatlings.

>flight
>travel large distances in a short amount of time and bypass virtually any obstacle

>invisibility
>you're normal just can't be seen
What a hard choice

>>388448830
>Sneak on a plane or boat or train and never pay because invisible
Very hard

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How long do splatfests usually last for?

>>388458734
What makes you think you could travel large distances, or be any faster than you could run or swim? I guess you could find four buddies and fly in a V formation, but it would still be tiring to do long trips, and not necessarily fast

>>388458772
Sneaking on any of those would be fairly easy for the most part, there aren't physical barriers to your entry that aren't easily evaded if you aren't seen.

Staying on a plane would be hard. You'd be assuming vacant first class seats or something to have it so that nobody bumps into you. A train at non-rush would probably be pretty doable though, as would a cruise liner if you snuck into an unoccupied room, stole food, etc.

>Pick Invisibility
>Have near unhindered access and freedom for every location on the planet.
>Pick Flight
>Can get somewhere quickly for free
Flight is overrated.

>>388459035
Trains would be easy in this country, just turn invisible whenever a speccy comes into your carriage.

With planes you can go visible again soon as you find a vacant seat, as they don't check tickets on the plane itself

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>>388458734
>Flight
>Governments all over the world want to capture you, live in fear for the rest of your life and have to hide identity
>Die by airforce

>Invisibility
>Don't have to worry about accidently revealing identity, you're fucking invisible
>Do anything you want, you won't get arrested
>Die by nothing

>>388459034
Flying indicates speed. If i could only move as fast I could run then it would just be floating

I'd pick flight just for when its needed in an emergency.
>Some guy tries to mug me with a knife
>Fly the fuck away

>get stuck in a 9/11 situation where a building is collapsing
what do invisniggers do here

How about a harder choice.
Teleportation or shape shifting

Can't rape women and fly away forever, ergo, invisibility is better.

>>388447509
Why is Pearl LITERALLY always right?

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>>388448730

>>388459345
only depends on if your invisibility can be turned on/off, if someone sees you doing it and if infrared can spot you

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>>388447509
We can solve this with a straw poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/13803286

>>388447509
flight would be fun, but I could literally buy a paramotor and fly nearly everywhere (if I had natural flight, the FAA would probably still come at me with the same rules for ultralights)
I can't get fucking optical camoflage, so invisibility is entirely out of reach for me.

that being said, all the good uses for invisibility I can think of are either perverted or blatantly criminal
also, infrared and thermal cameras have gotten pretty cheap these days, ruining that fun

>>388459491
ketchup is the better condiment you disgusting egg-sucker

that said, she's right by law now

>>388448562
>Flash is an underpowered hero and speedforce is shit because its just "getting to places faster, I guess"

>>388459398
>he has a gun

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>>388447509

If flight included effortless levitation I bet most of /v/ would pick it.

>>388459358
How does it, butterflies, bees, and moths, all fly, and none of them particularly fast, barely breaking 10mph.

You may get lucky and have peregrine falcon speed, but there's no reason to assume so,

>>388456305
TASUKETE

>>388458981
One entire day.

>>388459762
SERPENTINE

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what can you do with invisibility? Be a piece of shit. That's it. The only people that choose invisibility are people that can't get laid, can't work hard to get money so they have to steal, are too weak to fight, or pieces of shit that want to fuck with people.

Flight is an ability of personal power and fortitude. Invisibility is the choice of the weak and cowardice.

>>388450958
>meme username
>meme opinion
whoa really made me think

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>>388459849
Holy shit.

>>388459772
They made a film of Dune? Was it any good?

>>388459915
If you're going to be a vigilante you'd be better off with invisibliity

>>388456225
>go invisible
>light is either reflected off your eyes or just passes straight through them without hitting your invisible retinas
>either way, you're blind while invisible
Glasses don't matter because you can't see shit either way. Checkmate, invisifags.

>>388459849
Virgin could survive snu snu

>>388453416
Putting politics into games and shoving it into people faces constantly really does nothing but speak in the favor of what you oppose. Has anyone exposed to the tranny and furry shitposting gained anything but more disdain for them and their shitty cause?

>>388460064
which is a shit thing to do. Vigilante isn't justice, it's revenge.

You can get more done with a jet than an invisible tank anyways.

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>>388459849
>On the spectrum
>Undetectable on any spectrum

>>388460114
>implying physics matters to magic
have fun suffocating and plummeting to your death then flightfag

>>388459956
>Gender dysphoria is an opinion.
Oh boy.

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>>388459849
Holy shit dude

>>388453683
You're probably best off scrubbing a splatshirt T as its 90% off.
Though if you have a dragon hoard of gold at your disposal and that's not an issue, if you upgrade a piece of gear with only 1 stat into a 3-stat it grinds them out so you can do a full scrub faster than the splat-t afaik.

>>388447509
Invisibility doesn't not make life easier or cheaper.

Lest we forget, the ability to move yourself from one place to another quickly is what allows for modern society. The ability to fly lets you go anywhere in the world for free.

>>388460064
>They made a film of Dune? Was it any good?

If you're okay with some very creative licensing with the source material yes.

>>388460274
Marina confirmed for pervert!

>>388459915
Stop posting pics of my wife, thanks

>>388460294
You can wear O2 masks and shit while flying to fix that problem. You can't unfuck your invisible eyes, invisifag.

>>388459787
Bugs weigh like nothing. If a human could fly it would be the fastest thing because we weigh so much compared to flying animals. Flying is just falling sideways

>>388460369
*grinds them out faster.

>>388459694
Not a good comparison. Anyone knows that with enough speed or momentum, your punches/attacks will hit like a truck. You have options. But flight? Depends on how fast you fly, whether you can fly indefinitely or not, etc. Not like you have anything to go along with it.

Super speed is much better than only flight.

>>388447509
>Can literally and figuratively pick up chicks with flying
I know what I would choose.

>>388460372
>steal 500 gold chains
>set for the next few years

>>388460491
>having to steal to make money

>>388459665
>all the good uses for invisibility I can think of are either perverted or blatantly criminal
This. Just because nobody can see the color of your skin does not mean you're not a nigger.

>>388460489
Just because you can fly doesn't suddenly make you hot

Invisirape all day nigga

>>388460464
>implying flightfags are smart enough to get the oxygen mixture right for high altitude
brainlets i swear

Pyromancy, or Cryomancy?

>>388460402
In what way, Paul going to one of the extremes, like ruthless, or just paralysed with fear by the jihad, or stuff like the Hawat or Gurney arcs being tinkered with, and Kynes being completely left out?

I may try it though, how far through the series does it go, just the first book, or further on?

>>388460817
If Dune was first published today, how big of a shitstorm would there be over all the islamic holy war language in it?

>>388460567
>take compromising pictures of celebrities and sell them to press
>record politicians saying awful things and sell to press

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>>388460801
Cryomancy obviously.

Anyone else experiencing issues today with inconsistent damage? I feel like some damages are dealing much higher than they should like an Enberry Dualie killing in two shots or a tiny drop from a Charger killing me instantly. Is it my connection?

Invis still

>>388460801
Cryomancy.

>>388460948
>be assassinated

If I didn't have a fear of heights I would have picked flight.

Because I am already invisible.

>>388460817
IIRC it's cliff notes of book one with some changes made for length.
Not a bad movie but gets a bad rap from fans because it isn't 100% book accurate.

>>388455823
>flipnote art
What

>>388460801
Cryo of course

>>388461134
Tooru?

>>388460801
Pyromancy, all day every day
>construct heat engine
>provide infinite heat source
>sell electricity for far below market price
>save the planet from climate change
or alternatively
>use free energy to mine cryptocurrency

>>388461134
you wouldn't have any fear of heights if you could fly anon. You would never fall.

What is the better power:
>Giving yourself infinite good luck
>Giving your enemies infinite bad luck

>>388447509

I'd pick invisibility and live for free the rest of my life. Sleep in people's basements, eat their food, use their computers while they're at work, and just freely travel around all over the place.

>>388461119
>not selling anonymously

>>388460635
While I never said anything about my looks, you need to stop projecting your insecurities.

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I'll take flight over invisibility for this one. Invisibility lets you get away with a lot of shit, but flying is just cool. I get to work on time and I get to cruise around in the wind, sounds good enough to me.

>>388447721
>wear mask
>mug someone/rob bank/whatever invisifags can do
>fly the fuck out of there with all your new jewels in bag.
>no one knows who you are because mask.
>govt will instantly cover it up cuz muh ayyys
>live the peaceful life anywhere you want.

Invisifags btfo.

>people wanting to use invisibility when in reality they want Time Stop power

>>388461298
gd luck because casinos. also influencing things by betting on a certain outcome. that's almost like omnipotence, actually

>>388461298
>Giving your enemies infinite bad luck wouldn't help you if you were running late and trying to catch a train, you want the good luck to make it delayed.

>>388461331
Nobody is anonymous when they start going after high-value targets with near infinite resources to bring to bear to find them

>>388461225
This only works if pyromancy doesn't take any sort of energy on your part
Also
>deprives globe of oxygen to fuel pyromancy

>>388461429
>Time Stop vs Invincibility

>>388455526
This
I mean even assuming the worst, flying at walking speed you could still travel fast/far if you wore a wing suit. For me the debate was if I had invisibility I could do some black ops special forces shit, I am surprised every ones generic answer is to "steal shit"

>>388460801

Cryomancy

>Can make any drink ice-cold instantly.

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>>388447509
some fun talk between Marina and Pearl here

>>388461487
if cryomancy makes shit cold I assumed pyromancy makes stuff hot. If either take energy on our part then both are functionally useless, there isn't enough energy surplus in a human to create noticeable temperature changes

>>388461553
>I am surprised every ones generic answer is to "steal shit"
Because invisibility is for niggers and perverts

>>388461540
Time stop always

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>>388459676
>still mad over furries vs ketchup
you should have known better by now
just know that either way, you sleep with the enemy regardless of which side you go with
invis has squidcoon, we don't have our equivalent yet
>>388461624
Marina is an ass and we won't be working with her again

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>Use Flight
>Fly around in the sky like some idiot
>Get shot to death by paranoid retards
Or
>Government takes you away and makes you a science experiment for the rest of your life
Or
>You fly too high and die from lack of oxygen

>Use Invisibility
>Enter High/Middle schools to see chicks nude
Or
>Get a loli and molest her
Or
>Enter homes of qt lolis and molest them as they sleep
Or
>Rape adult women while getting away with it
Or
>Rape lolis while getting away with it
Or
>Murder without getting caught
Or
>Steal expensive shit without getting caught

Wow this is SO hard to choose from

>>388461624
>go to a bank and make sure the money is still there

Marina is to good for this world

>>388461624
Ay yo is Marina saying that she gets off on the idea of sneaking into people's houses and watching them masturbate?

>>388461540
Time stop is invincibility

pick flight so you could live in crazy fucking places. Have lunch on mountains, towers, tops of trees, get some amazing photography, do literally fucking anything you want because you can fucking fly. Get out of danger while invis fags have to just take their fate while invisible.

>>388459345
I assume it would be a bit like that movie Ted
>Choose flight
>Do public spectacle so every one knows your face and 100 youtube videos are uploaded
>Do talk shows because HOLY SHIT YOU CAN FLY
>Get tons of money just for being able to fly
>year later no one cares any more, just fly around town to do errands rescuing people from burning buildings on occasion

>>388461624
>"With invisibility, you could spy on people while they're... inking their Splat Zone."
>Wants to lick Crusty Sean's grease trap

Why is Marina such a slut?

>>388461803
Nuh uh, it's still possible to be in danger in stopped time

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>>388461729
this is why I went flight, at least the degenerates on flight have basic human decency
>>388461540
>anything other than timestop

>>388461540
Time Stop is more versatile than Invincibility, so Time Stop is the best choice.

>>388461729
just cause you're invisible
doesn't mean they can't fight back

>>388461540

Invincible isn't that great because people can still hurt your loved ones or just bury you alive where you can't ever dig yourself out.

>>388461892
How?

>>388461648
What I'm getting at not if a human can exert that energy it's just that any power that doesn't require any energy source or causes any sort of exhaustion is overpowered and automatically the best power like deadfool

>>388461729
t. nigger

>>388461420
>be invisible
>sneak in anywhere and rob it
>no one will even see it happening if you're being intelligent about it
>if any video of it surfaces, no one will believe its real regardless of coverup
>live the peaceful life anywhere you want

woahhhhh

>>388447509
Web swinging is literally better than flying, invisiblity will win easy as fuck

>>388461540

Time stop is simply the best superpower. you could stop time and just get 10 hours of sleep in the blink of an eye. You'd effectively have 24 hours of time to use every day. Not to mention how you could stop time at work to just fuck off and do something without anyone knowing you left.

And then the obvious criminal aspect of being able to stop time, travel to the other side of the country, steal some shit or do whatever, and then go back to where you were at the start, creating the perfect alibi. You can't be convicted of a crime if you were present on the other side of the country at literally the exact same time the crime was being committed.

Benevolent, Not-Completely-Evil uses for Invisibility

>Vigilante work, imagine how paranoid criminals would be if they can't see the guy who's about to get the drop on them. Could do some serious psy-op fuckery to keep the creeps indoors.
>Become an awesome stage magician, incorporating your power into your acts
>Peek-a-boo, for keeps
>Join the military if that's your bag, they won't care how long they have to train you.
>Chill out in unlikely places without people staring at you
>Observe animal behaviors without them getting spooked (though that might require staying really quiet and masking your scent)
>Full body sun-tan without having to be self-conscious
>Get triple laser pointer and make clicking sounds at people
>Run around with things so they look like they're floating
>Headless Horseman impression is on-point
>I'm sure there's someone with a ghost kink in the world, I'm talking consensual stuff here

The non-scummy potential is limitless.

>>388462067
how... is that better?

>>388461973
Someone ties a rope to you, people who are touching you when you stop time can also move in stopped time, this is known.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi4a1rehadY

>>388460369
Well, I am pretty much waiting now till I have the pieces of clothing from the stores that I want to use, because Murch is too expensive. Once I have those, it takes a lot of grinding to get three slot gear to all have abilities. By the time I do that, I reach 20,000 easily, so I can just scrub the gear then. And by doing this for gear that is more likely to get the abilities that I want to get chunks for, once I reach 30 chunks, I don't really need to grind to buy three of the same ability, when due to being more likely to have said ability, I just need to grind until I have two of that ability, and then buy the third with the 30 chunks.
Example:
1. Fight with krak on gear with three slots till all three abilities are gained. Get one swim.
2. Scrub it for the swim.
3. Keep doing this till I get 30 swim chunks.
4. Keep grinding the gears abilities till I roll two swims and something else.
5. Use the 30 swim chunks to get the third swim up.

>>388461987
I don't agree with you. Flight but only for as long as ur endurance lets you go isn't that great.

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>>388461624
nice that they added more conversations for the stages too

>>388447509
>/v/ chooses the evil/pervy option
typical

>>388462128
>this is known
says fucking who, some dumb anime?
>ties a rope to you
How? You'd stop time before it got to that.

>not wanting to be an invisible superspy or master thief

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>>388448730
It doesn't, I'm not an autist from the splatoon general.

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>>388461920
>>388461937
>>388461992
>Butthurt Flightfags

>>388462367
>You'd stop time before it got to that
>Implying that someone couldn't do it in your sleep, or while you were distracted, or when you're compromised by something like sex, etc.

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When you kill 3 opponents in a row and die to the 4th one so you hope your team will clear that one out so you can get the splatzone back but they're away from the zone because they're farming specials or some shit and the opponents have time to squidjump back into where they were and the situation hasn't changed at all

>>388461729
Leaving your DNA everywhere. Wew. Also, implying the govt can catch you wherever you are flying. Just don't land and land miles and miles away. The govt still has to believe citizens, then give the order through chain of command (if the ranking officer is to believe the fggt) to scramble a jet for something that may not be there.

>>388462080
Time stop only works if you factor in other superpowers.

You have to be able to allow photons to move so you can see, force air molecules to move so you can breathe, allow energy to transfer through objects so you can move them, etc.

Time stop is vastly different than The World and other similar abilities.

>>388449531
You but with flight you'll probably get shot down by jets, airforces don't take kindly to shit flying about their airspace.

>>388459424
hide from the fire

>The World or King Crimson

>>388459345
>Stray car driver doesn't see you
>get run over

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Superpower_Wiki
>hit random
what power

>>388462510
don't have to be a flightfag
to know that your limp virgin arms can't overpower a girl

>>388462576
>You have to be able to allow photons to move so you can see, force air molecules to move so you can breathe, allow energy to transfer through objects so you can move them, etc.

I'm pretty sure anyone who mentions time stop as an ability already assumes these things to be part and parcel with the power.

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>>388447509
What if you were born a bird?
Would Invisibility just be your only option?

>>388462797
I prefer the air

>>388447509
Invisbility.
>If your eveil you can kill,rape,adn steal as you please
>If your good you can break in and stop kills,alert the police,and be a bodyguard
>Netrual can just fuck around

>Flying sure you can escape from the crime scene but you will be noticed quickly
>You can help people escape but still can be found and shot down
>Have to worry about stuff flying toward you like bug,birds,and planned
>Could still get sick form going to high

>>388462767
If you can't overpower them, just stab them. Ezpz. Or get /fit/.

>>388460171
it would be as bad as if splat 2 was released during the election, how much trump/hillary shit would we have seen then? i wonder if nintendo even monitors at least a portion of what fuckers post anymore

>>388462726
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pain_Magic
Hardcore.

>>388462726
>Universal Force Physiology
D-did I hit a jackpot?

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If there's some set of invisible rules where the goverment will for some reason not instantly hunt you down to research you, flight would be better

but, if you're not setting up a ton of "oh but X isnt included" and it's just straight up flight vs invisibility, invisilbility is far better since you can actually use it without fear of being tortured for the rest of your life / killed anyways

>>388447509
I would pick invisibility because, sure, flight seems like ok at first but then where would you fly to? What would you do to avoid electrical cables? And most important, the rain/extreme heat/polution /the eventual maniac with a shotgun just preventing you from going to cool places.

Yeah I would rather sneak in on an airplane and go to Japan then flight there myself

>>388462514
>not noticing someone breaking into my house
>letting myself get so distracted that I could be tied up without realising
The sex one is the only valid one wherein I might have myself consensually tied up. But even if I am bound against my will, with time frozen and enough struggling I could get myself free. I have all of eternity to weaken those ropes.

>>388461729
Reminds me of that picture of the flash where he looks left, then looks right, and then says "everyone in the world is now pregnant"

>>388462726
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Regenerative_Replication

>sever body part
>body part grows back
>severed part grows into a clone
Holy shit I'm a starfish. I'm going to Agent Smith the fuck out of this world.

>>388462576
Same things apply to invisibility and flight, really.

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>>388461729
>invisibility doesnt include thermal camo
>loli can still identify you

>>388462908
>Become invisible
>Eyes can no longer take in light as it passes right through
>Become blind
you are a blind spook

>>388462086
>Get triple laser pointer and make clicking sounds at people
this would be worth a laugh in jungle areas, preferably in the US so that people would get the reference
>for extra credit whisper "over here" and then do the clicking noise

>>388462726
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heart_Restoration

I can become the surgeon mother always wanted me to be now.

Choose, /v/
>Super speed vs super strength

Everyone focuses on the wrong thing for invisibility.

Imagine the raw pranking potential.
Sure, you could sneak into places and do things you're not supposed to.

But imagine the how much you could just fuck with people on a day to day basis.

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>>388462546
>Leaving your DNA everywhere
>Have no record
>Can simply travel hundreds of miles to molest and rape

Plus I'm invisible, HOW will they know if I did it? WEW

>implying the govt can catch you wherever you are flying. Just don't land and land miles and miles away.

You realize that we have millions of cameras everywhere right? All they need is a clear pic of your face and it's over.

>Just wear a mask

Okay, you still have to be worried of nutjobs just randomly shooting you down

>Well I can flyz super fast
There's a limit towards that though, you don't have a super strength body, if you go too fast then the speed could snap your neck or you might fall unconscious then die from the fall

>>388462767
Uh, unless you're a little boy then it's easy to overpower them, but if you can't then you could either

>Drug their drink or food
Or
>Tie them up as they're sleeping

>>388462546
dna doesnt really mean anything if they have no matching dna on record to compare it to

>>388463542
super speed, I want to break the fabric of reality

I want to be invisible because I'm plain curios of shit, not even talking about the lewd stuff.
I just want to see what's inside places people can't go into, for example the HUGE storage the Vatican has full of pieces of art and documents almost no human eye has the possibility to see.
I want to go through that door that says "NO ENTER"

>>388463571
>Can simply travel hundreds of miles to molest and rape
you can do the same thing a lot faster with flight

I like how flightfags just think they would be able to use their powers whenever. You would be the govenment's bitch in no time once they catch on to a flying man. Also there's obviously no mention of being immune to altitude sickness so you wouldn't be flying too high. Hell you would probably have to design a special suit (or buy one) for yourself to deal with temp differences. There's also no mentioning of how g-force is dealt with in regards to flight powers. Hell you don't even know how fast you can even go.

Of course a lot of hypotheticals also apply to invisibility as well. It's just too vague saying flight or invisibility. Need more details to truly say which one would be better.

>>388463557
>Make people end up in an asylum because of unexplainable shit tormenting them
>it's just a prank bro

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>breaking Olympic records involving jumping
>easily do sweet backflips with zero chance of braking your neck
>ultimate comfort level when gaming due to being able to float however you like
>pretend to be a magician and do levitating tricks but for real
>fuck with people who are jogging late at night by flying right past them, then pretending they're crazy if the cops ever question you
>use a hang glider and fly around without people really questioning you

The sky's the limit with flight.

>>388463686
>I want to go through that door that says "NO ENTER"
>Lets the Combine in
t-thanks

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>>388463789
>get an effay flight suit like the new Vulture
sounds good, sign me up

>>388463789
This is where this whole thing becomes stupid when you apply consequences to the other side to justify your own choice without applying any consequences to your choice what so ever

>>388463756
Do you realize how much harder it would be to do this though?

You're still visible and shit could go left, how are you going to molest and rape inside a home? You would have to do it while girls are outside in public, which sucks.

Plus you can get caught from cameras

It's a lose-lose situation with flightfags

All these invisifags seem to assume that you'd be special for choosing flight. What about everyone else choosing a power? Your entire plan falls apart once you account for everyone else that's suddenly invisible and it starts becoming expected, meanwhile flying is no longer special and is just another way to get around.

Peacefully floating among the clouds vs der popo can no see me durr. Invisibility would become boring real fast.

why is there no inkharpy yet, we can't let the coons have the upper hand
someone draw Papi as an inkling

>>388463594
Maybe. But they'll keep it because the crazy lady said someone invisible did it. They might study the semen.

>>388464014
I did say at the end that the same types of questions can be applied to invisibility. There's just too many variables on how each power could work since there's no standard.

What's the problem with becoming a government secret agent, again?

>>388465220
having to go do shit when i just want to stay home

>>388453743
bird furries

>>388465220
Anyone picking invisibility would be on the government's most wanted list if they ever showed their face. For them, the government is the enemy.

It looks like your clothes don't turn invisible, which means you can't do shit without being completely naked.
Meanwhile with flight, I'll never have to waste money on gas ever again.

If everyone on earth gets the power, i would take flight.

If not, invisibility is the only logical choice. Flight just gets you killed of you are the only one who can do it. The government will capture you and to their tests until you die.
Invisibility is much saver and at least gives you the option to become rich easily.

Dont get me wrong, flight is much better, but just not smart considering our society.

>>388447509
Assuming it also hides your heat signature, invisibility is a much more practical superpower. There are all kinds of useful things you could do.

>>388454646
If you main Splatlings, yes. Especially since they just got a movespeed buff already.

>>388465464
>cute girl acquires power of invisibility and has to go naked 24/7

>>388465464
>Meanwhile with flight, I'll never have to waste money on gas ever again.

You can just run already

What if you could only fly as fast and as long as you can run? Checkmate, flyfags.

>>388448830
Flight doesn't come with super speed though. You'd still only be able to fly as fast as you run, and it'd be just as tiring.

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Lets make the choice even harder

Yes, you are invisible, but only naked
Yes, you can fly, but at the same speed as you walking

Choice

>>388448257
Come on man, you can grasp it in your fist or put it in your mouth or if you're committed enough shove it up your ass.
If it's too big for these you might be able to get away with hiding it whilst you move it.

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>>388459849
>on the spectrum

Ayy

>>388465558
This is really the deciding factor. Invisibility is only as useful as it is unexpected, and flight becomes safer the more common it is.

>>388465902
invisible, i walk slow af

>>388448231
>store it inside your body
>can't be seen

Unless you're implying that any foreign object will still be visible, which would technically mean that anything you eat and drink would be visible as well, defeating the entire purpose of the power to begin with.

And hell, that step might not even be necessary depending on how it works. What if you can make anything you touch invisible at will as well as yourself?

>>388461540
Even 9 seconds of time stop is better than invisibility.
Assuming you're a sick fuck and just want to rape people, stories of The Invisible Rapist will circulate. Police and then the government will get involved.

>>388461729
Invisibility is not invincibility.

>>388455526
this isn't necessary, you could just become the next paranormal flying around its not like anyone would believe anyone else

>>388465220
the vast majority of existing governments are objectively evil.

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>HURR TO BE INVISIBLE YOU HAVE TO BE NAKED INVISIFAGS BTFO

>Oh, but to fly I'm 100% sure you have no repercussions whatsover

Let's even ignore the whole "you fucking die dude" and "the gov will use you as a guinea pig forever" problems.
There's a quicker problem you need to consider, stamina.
Do you assume you can just magically fly? At very least you need to spend the same amount of energies as running, how long can you run?

If an invisifag runs out of stamina he becomes visible, big woop.
Meanwhile you can break a bone or worse.

>>388447509
Thanks doc.

>>388448562
>desu
Opinion discarded

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>>388462726
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Slicing
>The power to slice through absolutely anything. Absolute/ultimate form of Cutting.

>>388462663
King Crimson by itself can go against you.

>>388448741
And you can only stay invisible for 5 seconds.
Source? My ass

>>388462726
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Origin_Embodiment
>become God

Oh yes

>>388466840
So you could slice through time and space and create your own pocket reality.

>>388465791
The point is, you don't get tired

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>>388466598
>DOWN WITH THE SYSTEM XD

>fly around in public
>people notice you and soon FBI will be on your ass

>>388467109
This. Big government is fine and a deep state is better than a Trump state. Only edgy kids want small governments.

>>388447509
Sometimes I have dreams about flying around, it feels so good even though it's just a dream. So I'll choose fly even if it's useless.

>>388465869
Birds don't fly as fast as they run. So who's to say our speed would be limited? How is it even possible to fly with no wings? If we can do that, then speed is not a factor until you hit terminal velocity.
>Inb4 you can't go super fast or you'll break your neck.
If you took any physics, you'd know that itbis acceleration itself that will break your neck. Not speed. Accelerate reasonably and you'll be fine.

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>be invisible
>gravity doesn't know you're there because you're invisible just like air and wind is so you can just fly anyway

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these powers are useless. what about these?
>power to ejaculate at any time
>power to force others to ejaculate at any time

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>>388447995

>>388461729
Hey there "The Ring of Gyges"

I don't disagree. It's inevitable. That's the whole point of that story.
I'd still totally take invisibility, corruption and all.

>>388467395
Air drag is an acceleration though and can definitely break your neck.

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>>388447509
>turn invisible
>sneak onto airplanes
>best girl is team invis

Flybabbies on suicide watch

>>388467683
does the ability to ejaculate remove the natural diminishing returns(i.e. literal buckets of cum)? regardless seeing how people react after having a random orgasm could be funny as shit

>>388467395
Birds use their wings to run and fly. They've also evolved to fly over millions of years. If a human being suddenly got the ability to fly through magic, they barely be able to accelerate, and they would gain speed through momentum. It'd be kind of like Mario's wing cap in Mario 64. And you can't go too fast or air drag will break your neck. Almost every superhero with the ability of flight has some sort of super speed. Goku, Superman, Captain Marvel. The one that can fly and doesn't have super speed also has a jet, because she can't fly nearly as quickly.

>>388468004
>that likeness
>invisibility
I don't like overwatch but I still appreciate this.

>>388459586
Without the context of Pearl and Marina, I would definitely pick flight. Invisibility is far more practical, but flight is just too much fun.

>>388468020
no but you can control not only how fast you ejaculate but how long as well

>>388447509
Just because you're invisible, doesn't mean you don't leave fingerprints or other biologicals.
But creeping on women is the best, though.

>>388454052
lets say as fast as you can sprint at top speed

>>388447509
flight nigga

>>388468675
Does 'flight nigga' mean that while you're mid-flight, you turn into a nigger? You can't go for cheat combos that let you be invisible and fly, Anon.

>>388467820
Then supersonic speeds are out the window, but you can still fly as fast as terminal velocity, which is 200 mph. Not bad. Still kinda slow for flying.

>>388469119
Still faster than any car on the road, or anything a human could do on foot.

>>388459570
If you can be seen in infrared, you're not really invisible.

>>388469119
>>388468092

>>388447721
that just means I get to shove things in my ass AND get good money for it
win/win

I picked it because I like green more.

>>388469234
Which is great. Fastest helicopter can't even catch up.

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>>388459849
O
MY
RUBBER
KEK