>E3 2018
>Gaben walks out on Stage
>"Hey guys, we've heard all you of your voices over the last year, and are excited to bring you, after so many years....Half Life 3!"
>"developed by gearbox"
>>388424934
With weapon skin crates and paid mods. And of course always-online DRM, because otherwise it wouldn't be an innovative game!
I know it's a meme to hate on Gearbox but the only consistently bad thing about their games is the writing.
>>388424934
This meme needs to end
>>388424934
Eh I liked Opposing Force better than Half Life so I'm okay with this.
>Gaben
>walks
Bad thread
>>388424934
Sounds BADASS
>>388425123
and the gameplay
>>388425315
That was 19 years ago, Anon..
The Gearbox we knew is long gone.
>>388424934
"As our main writer was, ghm, laid off, we hired a new talent! Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage, Anthony Burch!"
>We're going to have a lot of BADASS moments.
>We decided to rewrite Alyx Vance a bit to make her more BADASS
>The new weapons are going to be BADASS
>We decided to be more revolutionary with the Half life 2 story line and add BADASS women to the resistance. What do you mean at least half of the resistance were already female? -You have been blocked by this Twitter-
>after over nine years in development, hopefully it will have been worth the weight