I'll tell you what's weird? What's up with all

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I'll tell you what's weird?
What's up with all the people who don't have Skyrim?
*audience giggles*
I mean yeah!! I know!!
People like that seriously exist
*audience laughs*
I'll tell you a story.
One time I was going to pick up Skyrim Special Edition for the Nintendo Switch and I saw a kid and his mum buying a Nintendo Switch...
*pauses*
But without Skyrim Special Edition!
*audience laughs*
I know right?!
So I walk up to him and say, "yeah I already bought Skyrim too on the PS4."
So get this.
*Lone audience member giggles*
He looks at me and says "I'm getting Skylanders later"
*audience laughs hard*
I reply, "Not Skylanders, Skyrim! You fucking millennial! When are you getting Skyrim?"
He gives me the look, you know the one.
*Todd gestures to audience member and the audience member giggles*
What's a Skyrim? Is that a new Skylanders game?
*Audience bursts into laughter*
"Thanks Everybody you've been a grand audience, please buy my game!"