>half life wiki
>gman article
>"characters aware of gman" section
>adrian shephard, eli vance, gordon freeman
>boxcar joe
>fucking boxcar joe
Why the hell would gman give a shit about boxcar joe?
>>388416865
probably did something for him like Gordon does
That's clearly just John Freeman in uniform
Half Life 2 was a tech demo with really boring gameplay and an empty world, stop trying to pretend it has any sort of interesting world or lore. Nobody except neckbeard spergs cared about HL3 by 2011. your manufactured outrage over Valve canning it is meaningless.
>>388417026
>My opinion is objectively right
Neck urself m'man
>>388417001
What? No, that's Gordon Frohman
>>388417026
>many people like something I don't like
>this makes me extremely upset and I need to share my butthurt with everyone at every opportunity
Ok.
>>388417084
>>388417139
He's right though.
>>388417026
>the way I feel > the way you feel
why even post?
>>388417176
No, you're not.
>>388416865
He fixed Gman's ride, duh!
>>388417026
>talking about something that hasn't even been mentioned yet
Trying really hard to shitpost, aren't you faggot?
>>388417238
>If I accuse him of samefagging that means I win the argument
Get fucked retard, your game is trash.
>>388417301
So what are your top 5s?
>>388417176
>>388417301
We get it, you're extremely mad that something you don't like is popular. You made that abundantly clear the first time. Contain your autism and learn to deal with having opinions.
>>388417473
>learn to deal with having opinions.
You're the one having a fit because people are calling your game shit here.
>>388417538
>not defending things you like
You're a beta, aren't you
>>388417538
>Deliberately going into a thread of a game you don't like
cuck
>>388417538
>goes into a thread for a game he hates
>throws a spergfest over people liking something he doesn't like
>b-but it's OTHER people that are having a fit!
Fuck off, retard.
>>388417026
(you)'re retarded
STOP RESPONDING TO THE SHITTER YOU FUCKING PLANETOIDKEKS
>>388417920
How would you use portal technology to destroy a dyson sphere?
>>388416865
That looks like mike from half in the bag
>>388416865
hit the road jack
>>388416865
>>388417001
>only one person in this thread recognizes John Freeman
What a sad state /v/ is in
>>388417026
Quality bait.
>>388417026
100% agree except for the second last sentence. The episodes redeemed HL 2 slightly.
>>388417026
>>388417301
>>388417538
>>388417920
Classic /v/ shitstorm brewing
>>388417963
>"consider it done"
>shoot portal on giant platform in space
>hurl it at black hole
>shoot another portal at sphere dearie
>ZAM sphere sucked into whole
>>388418129
>I need to kill fast and bullets too slow
>>388419042
Why were the pants dead, /v/?
>>388418002
Male #7 is actually referred to as Mike in the game files and in real life.
>>388419042
is this Ito-posting?
>>388419042
>dad mom has dead
>>388416865
JOHN FREEMAN WHO WAS GORDEN FREEMANS BROTHER WAS ONE DAY AN OFFICE
>JOHN FREEMAN
>>388417001
>We get actually get Episode 3 in game form one day
>It follows the blogpost almost word for word
>Reach the end of the game
>Gordon looks out in horror at the combine Dyson sphere and it looks just as fuckhuge as you could imagine
>The hopelessness and dread is felt as Gordon Silently approaches the behemoth of a fortress
>Someone walks up behind Gordon and puts a hand on his shoulder right in the middle of the cutscene, disrupting the flow
>"It is time to live up to our family name..." he says while bringing out a supercharged physgun gun
>Fade to black
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKuT8f7gSXA
IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO MY DEMANS TOO LATE
NORMAL PEOPLE CLOSE
>>388418398
Just proves that Reddit is better if you want to have an actual discussion about video games.
People just come here to shitpost now.
>>388421961
ALREADY BLOWN TO SMITHEROONS
>>388416865
Didn' t g-man talk to several people during Half-life 1 or am I shitting myself?
>>388422176
they all dead
ZOMBIES GOASTS
LEAVE THIS PLACE
>>388422073
>>388422450
BUT THIS IS OUR HOUSE :'(
>>388422612
AND JOHN FREEMAN FELT SORRY FOR THEM BECAUSE THEY COULDNT LIVE THERE ANYMORE BECAUSE THEY WERE ZOMBIE GOASTS
>>388416865
Well, just because Freeman is most useful tool doesn't mean there can't be anyone else of use to G-Man.
>>388418129
Just let it go, before some fag links it to Reddit and forces it into the ground.