>RPG >random race from the north of the map >+30%

name a game that isn't from the elder scrolls series that does this

It's realistic, though. My negroid friend is far less resistant to the cold than I.

>>388380427
wow, its almost as if there is some kind of natural process that causes a group to adapt to their environment over a long period of time

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>>388381313
>>388380971
...you're not serious. Are you?

>>388381313
>>388380971
Thats a fucking terrible racial passive though

>>388380816
Kingdoms of Amular

>>388380971
Just because your African American friend refuses to sleepover in your igloo, it doesn't mean he is less resistant to frost.

>>388380427>>388381434

im only pretending 2 be retarded

This guy had a hard life.

>>388381546
Man what the fuck went wrong with that game?

>>388381512
>terrible racial passive
Is this a term I am not familiar with or a spelling mistake? Serious questions, I'm not anyone else in the thread.

>certain races have skin limits
>you can't make a white (race x) guy and a black (race y) guy

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>>388380427
>race of which are mostly dark-skinned
> +30% missile resistance

>>388381652
Fill me in, he seemed content being an indie singer or some shit like that

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>>388380427
>Race with a dark skin
>Stealth +15%
>Intelligence -2

>>388381789
>want to play as (race y) because they have good passives
>because of skin tone limits you can't have a (race y) character that isn't a nigger
fuck my life

>>388381660
It was generic shit. The combat was fun and the skill tree was neat but after 20 hours even that got old. Funny that Mass Effect Andromeda copied the skill tree and it also flopped.

>>388381512
It's a better passive than the inability to swim.

>>388381660
made by bethesda rejects, went as well as you'd expect

>>388381512
we'd better just remove all effects and attributes then
since things like that are useless

>>388381678
passive = constant effect that doesn't require you to activate, cast, or otherwise interact with it for it to work
racial = something that you get because of your race

>>388381512
So what do you propose for a passive for the Northern race?

>>388382696
+30% cold damage. Make ice spells worth a damn.

>>388382696
Make bonuses through actual gameplay and not arbitrary shit like damage modifiers.

People of certain raises treat you better/like shit, you're locked out of/unlock specific quests/items etc

>RPG
>random race from the north of the map
>+100% cold resistance

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>>388382889
But ice spell is already OP anon. Unlike other element- based spells, ice is superior thanks to the slow and the freeze effect.

>>388383019
That shit would be dope. Kind of like VtMB does for clans.

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>RPG
>Midget-race
>Instant dickheads

>>388383118
Completely useless compared to fire's burning ability and lighting's disintegrating ability.

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>RPG
>some lizard race
>10% poison resist

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>>388383241
>game has several different types of elves and humans and orcs and cats and lizards
>no dwarves
I just want to play my favorite games as a comfy manlet dwarf blacksmith

>>388380427
How come every fictional world takes place in that world's northern hemisphere?
Why is the south never colder than the north?

>>388383282
But Fire is shit in crowd control anon
and Lighting spells usually cost a shit ton of mana for the same effects of Ice but slightly more damage

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>>388383241
>RPG
>Midget-race
>not playable
Why?

>>388383381
People love doing their own spin on elves to try and make them seem different from everyone else's

But dorfs are literally always exactly the same, hence why creators probably don't bother.

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>>388383492
Cuz no one wants to deal with the savagery and stupidity of the South anon

>>388383493
>Fire is shit in crowd control
What?

>>388383650
Fire spells literally have no side effects other than burning
Explain your point

>tfw peter mccallister is dead

>>388381512
Whites have several passives.

>>388383796
Nigger what game are you playing where fireballs aren't THE crowd control spells?

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>American race
>+30% burger affinity

???

>>388384046
Name one (1) food that's better than a burger.

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>>388380427
>sand nigger race
>30% fire resistant
JUST

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>be a warrior
>enemy is immune to physical

>Orc race
>+10% blunt -2 Int

>>388384397
>orcs are dumb and they roll blunts
Guess they really are the niggers of fantasy.

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>>388384551
WE WUZ

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Just hit Act 2 in Pillars of Eternity but fuck if these racials aren't pants on head retarded. I don't care about balance cuz singleplayer story CRPG but fuck if moon godlike's bonus is way better than "+1 weapon set" like nigga what

>>388383796
Killing things is crowd control.

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>>388380427
Nothing wrong with this.

What I have a problem with is:
>Consume poison.
>Sick animation.
>+30 poison resistance.
Fuck you. You should be dead!

>>388380971
People disagree with you, but it's somewhat true. It's mostly related to sunlight. People near the equator have darker skin because they evolved to suit the environment. People with whiter skin are like that so they can absorb sweet sweet vitamin D from the sun. If a black person lives in the arctic/antarctic without any vitamin D supplemented food they will face deficiencies faster than a white person.

The flipside is white people get skin cancer way more.

>>388383796
>higher damage to everything except few things that resist it
>enemies with health regen almost always have this negated with fire element specifically
>Everything burns to death with DOT even when you have to run away
>usually even more cost efficient than Ice, especially for the AOE moves. Usually a much wider effect, too.
>some games enemies on fire react realistically, writhing in pain and unable to do anything, making it the same as ice, but better

>>388384154
cheesecake

>>388385106
Desserts don't count.

>>388384154
a really really good pizza
steak
lobster
sushi
chicken and waffles
teriyaki beef
pho
an actual legit bowl of ramen
hot wings
sweet potato fries
spaghetti with homemade family recipe meatballs and sauce

burgers are still my favorite food, though.

>>388385269
long pig

>>388385440
>>388385509
Nah

>>388385557
shepards pie

>>388385031
That has nothing to do with cold.

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>>388383573
>>388383381

I will never forgive Howard for this.

>humans that are just nordic
>humans that are just romans
>humans that are just french
>humans that are just moors

>elves that can sneak
>elves that can cast magic
>elves that can shoot bows

>cat people that are just arabs
>lizard people that are just fucking lizards

>no dwarves because they're all dead because muh lore asspul

>>388385795
I forgot orcs which are as you can imagine just fucking generic brutish orcs, aside from the two or three characters that are wizards just because a wizard orc is funny to imagine

>>388385440
>spaghetti with homemade family recipe meatballs and sauce

Got some Italian in your family tree too? Our recipe involves veal and chopped onions.

>>388385795
The dwemer weren't even midgets.

>>388385031
Actually, what's really funny is that white people actually handle sunlight better than black people. Black people are terrible at getting vitamin D and can get sun sickness, while white people live it up.
Only reason people think otherwise is because they run around in loincloths half naked since they don't have buildings

>>388385795
TES dwemer are just another fucking branch of elves you dingus.

>>388380427
People with scandinavian blood have been found to have an ability to rush blood back towards their fingertips/toes to combat frostbite.

>>388385941
>>388385967
They're literally dwarves in every way except for the generic midget ginger human look

>>388385967
>>388385885
Orcs are unironically literally shit elves

>>388386037
>they're literally dwarves except for the main thing that makes someone a dwarf

>>388386232
Dwarves are more known for being metalworking burly assholes living in mountains than being manlets lmo

>>388385917
you know it, amico.
we use pork neckbones that sit in the sauce for hours while it simmers.

>>388386354
>>388386037
They're 'dwarves' because they're not a unique take on dwarves, they're literally elves transplanted directly into the role.

It'd be like making orcs lizardmen and claiming it's a fresh take on fucking orcs.

>>388386354
Nigga what the fuck are you talking about? Google dwarfism. The entire word dwarf revolves around height.

>>388386434
Roasted Red Peppers?

>>388386504
Lol no

>>388386551
Lol yes.
dwarves. \ˈdwȯrvz\ 1a : a person of unusually small stature (see stature 1); especially : a person whose height does not exceed 4' 10" and is typically less than 4' 5"b : an insignificant person a literary dwarf.

>>388386650
Uhm, sweetie... Dwarves doesn't mean short. Dictionaries don't apply to fiction.

>>388386708
Kill yourself you stupid bitch. Dwarves are short point blank period.

>>388386773
Prove it? I mean the elder scrolls dwarves aren't short.. So yeah :/

>>388386848
They aren't dwarves they're dwemer.

>>388386881
Same thing ,':p

>>388385948
What the fuck are you on about. That's exactly what I said but in a racist way.

White people cannot handle lots of sunlight compared to black people.

Black people can handle lots of sunlight compared to white people.

Of all the racial differences you could point out in biology this is one of the few that is actually pretty balanced gameplay wise.

>>388386937
No. Dwemer means "Deep Elf" which is derived from them living underground.

They're only called dwarves by the uneducated masses because of the same reason you don't get the same message at the end of a game of telephone.

>>388387085
>community calls something a name
>"it's not ACTUALLY called that because I said so!"

>>388387142
have you played an elder scrolls game?

>>388387189
just skyrim

>>388387283
guessed as much :^)

>>388387323
is there a problem? sorry not everyone plays your dumb old games lmfao

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itt: retard getting trolled by a retard

>>388386354
You realize dwarf is synonymous with midget in common non-fantasy use, right? It's as much part of their identity as drinking ale and bearded women.

Dwemer literally translates to "Deep Elves"
Dwemer are known for being pretentious asshole eggheads, not burly warriors
Dwemer are anti-religion, while dwarves in most settings at very least worship some dwarf deity.

there's also the fact that they're descended from aldmer like all the other elf races.

>>388387142
Most elder scrolls lorefags I've met prefer the -mer names to the common ones.

>"it's not ACTUALLY called that because I said so!"

You're misusing quotation marks, and missing my point which is that "dwarf" was a shoehorned in term when bethesda was first writing their lore. They wanted a generic steampunk race or faction, and it later developed into its own thing, which is just another elf.

>>388386530
nah it's just sweet and not spicy
to be fair I don't actually know the recipe, though.

>>388387471
dwarf and midget are offensive retard you're supposed to say little people in real life

>>388387494
it's STILL dwarves though

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>>388387364

>>388387470
Unfortunately there's more than one of us falling for this retard's bait.

>>388387602
I've never once met a dwarf that got offended when I called their condition by its proper medical name: dwarfism

>>388380816
anything with D&D or Square

>>388387706
just because people don't flip out doesn't mean you aren't hurting there feelings asshole

>>388387743
Pathfinder...

>>388383291
Now that is always total bs.

>>388387771
god damn you're good at baiting.

>>388387602
And would you call a black person a chink and an asian person a nigger?
they still have definitions

>>388387912
you call them there real names instead of calling someone by there skin like a racist

>>388388140
fuck off nigger

>>388387602
little people sounds so condescending

>>388388270
it should be lesser-people

>>388388185
wow you can just go to h*ell with your racism crap asshole

>>388388270
its what they asked for

>>388388348
yeah fuck those short fuckers

>>388388270
this
never understood why it isn't "small person"
Small just sounds like you're saying they're small.
Little people sounds like you're calling them insignificant regardless of size.

>>388386354
TES Dwarves were the best magic users tho
So much that they're still the only ones to mix it with machinery

>>388388270
scientific term is "unlearning homo"

>>388382696

The ability to turn into a giant polar bear once a day.

>>388384046

id dip my fries in that juice on the plate

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>>388388586
lol

>>388388743
I'd dip my thick fat cock into the juice on your asshole rim :)

>>388388888

>>388388984
Who got the quints? the world may never know.

>>388389050
Nobody because /v/ doesn't have dubs except for 00's.

>>388389138
how does that work?

>>388389351
They just get skipped.

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>>388389485
gay

>>388388348
Instead of sounding condescending that sounds outright insulting.

>fire emblem awakening
>the brown skinned people live in the frozen north
>the pale skinned people live in a desert
always bugged me

>>388383492
because all games are made by devs in the northern hemisphere

>>388389524
ur fucking gay dont reply to me fuck you bro fucking gaylord

>>388384159
>30% resistance to blast damage

>>388388717
Honestly a fucking amazing idea for a Northern Werewolf race

>>388390547
It's called a werebear, fag.

>>388385031
>It's mostly related to sunlight.
It's about body size and proportions. People from hotter climates are more likely to be shorter/thinner and have proportionally longer limbs because it helps them dissipate body heat and stay cool. People from colder climates are more likely to be taller with proportionally shorter limbs and bigger torsos because it helps them hold onto their body heat.

>>388381660
they clearly wanted to make it an mmo but pussied out halfway through and made it a singleplayer game but kept the mmo style quests.

>>388393114
manlet confirmed niggers

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>>388393409
6'4" reporting in

>>388383145
>Kind of like VtMB does for clans.
Clan histories were actually done pretty well. VtMB is buggy and unbalanced but has a lot of really well thought out designs that work great.

>sun version of race
>harvesting skill +5
>moon version
>stalking or someshit +5

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>>388383492
70% of Earth's landmass is in the Northern Hemisphere. 30% in the South. It's actually close to 20% because a large chunk of that landmass is actually Antarctica and we can't live there.

The Northern Hemisphere also contains like 70 - 80% of the world's population. Of the world's 20 most populous countries, 17 of them are in the Northern Hemisphere. The 3 that aren't - Indonesia, Brazil, and the Democratic Republic of the Congo, amount to about 7% of the world's population.

Northern Hemisphere is far more successful than the Southern Hemisphere, so it makes sense to never give those mongs any recognition.

>>388394038
what's that cunt? couldn't hear you over my #1 HDI

>>388394080
The Chinese are grateful for the new land.

>>388382010
chr -4
favored class : Rogue

>>388394080
HDI is bullshit because there is no scientific way to measure it. It's all feelings. You can't just feel that a meter is actually 131 centimeters.

For all intents and purposes, the US is the best country to live in. That's why we're one of the few developed countries with positive population growth. China, Japan, Germany, Sweden, France, Australia, New Zealand, South Korea - all have declining populations.

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>>388394080
>Norway
>Southern Hemisphere
And they say Americans are bad at Geography

>>388394142
>Rogue
>small chr
That's not a rogue, thats a faggot

>>388383493
>fire shit at crowd control
so when i blockade the doors of a factory for my radical neo-lesbian militant anarchist movement, i should freeze it down with all of the innocent bystanders inside

gotcha

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>>388382696
+20% INT

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Races have developed traits based on their environment. Makes sense that a race predominantly from a cold climate would have developed a higher resistance to cold than a race from a warm climate.

Many Chinese have enormously large cheek bones as well as naturally thin slitted eyes. The reason they developed that is because their ancestors of 30,000 years ago lived in a very sunny but very snowy environment. As anyone from the north knows, the sun reflecting off of lightly melted bright white snow can be terribly blinding. Most people squint in order to see in that environment. Chinese people developed a natural squint. Resistance to blinding light, +30%.

>>388382010
Name seven games that do this

>>388397150
Do Chinese people ever need to wear sunglasses?

>>388385440
>steak
Steak is so overrated.

>>388380971
>having nigger friends

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>>388382010
Todd strikes again.

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>>388386232
I beg to differ, this is a 100% dwarf

ah yes, if we're based on tolkien-based shit where races are just humans with a physical tweak.
where's the "fantasy" in the genre now, where culture and education worth more than just a body height and the shape of the ear