The last six video game characters you played as make up a task

>>388292465
>Chosen Undead
>Ranger
>BF2142 soldier
>Mario
>Luigi
>Samus
The BF2142 soldier is doa but I think Mario & Luigi got this.

cuny cuny bang bang
firentus
yirma
jeremus
deshevi
klethi

hide the butter.....

>>388293419
>Inkling
>Gordon Freeman
>The guy you play as in Quake
>Villager (Animal Crossing)
>The Hunter (Bloodborne)
Good luck nerds.

>>388293761
Fuck, I read that as six, add Spring Man (ARMS)
He doesn't make any difference but whatever.

>>388292465

>Doomguy
>Samus
>Inkling
>Max from Advance Wars
>Pyro from TF2
>Captain Olimar

They take out the sphere and are back in time for tea.

my team of worms from worms armagedon
wang kon
duke nukem
grizzly one
the courier

>>388293968
Doomguy could probably do it alone honestly.

>>388292465
>Rising Storm 2 marine
>The Arisen
>Quake guy
>Male Morgan Yu
>Nazi from Day of Infamy
>Gordan Freeman
Hmm

>>388294086
It'd take him a thousand years at least.

>>388292465
>Big Bossboth of them
>Gordon Freeman
>Doomguy
>2B
and the most powerful of them all
>stardew valley protag

>the sole survivor(cha/int science guy)
>the courier(melee/bombs dummy)
>PoE necromancer
>Subnautica's dude
>champion of Cyrodiil(destruction mage)
>Geralt of Rivia

mages and a witcher with some tech specialists and a demoman. could be good

Soilder 76
Kazuma Kiryu
Bill from Left for Dead
Joker from P5
Hollow Knight

>>388294321
>send dyson sphere to hell

>>388292465
Mister Chief and Shepard could solo it

>Akira Kurusu
>Sonic
>Marisa Kirisame
>Hector (Castlevania CoD)
>that kid from The Pagemaster
>Marth
I have a bad feeling about this..

>Kaede whatever the fuck
>Hajime Hinata
>US Flamethrower guy in Day of Infamy
>Pointman from FEAR
>Gordon Freeman
So 2 teens, a WW2 soldier, a theoretical physicist, and a spec op walk into a bar...

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>>388294335
>Skull cavern level 1000

ive been marathoning classic shooters.
>doomguy
>duke nukem
>serious sam
>bj
>quake dude
>gordon freeman
doomguy alone could solo the damn thing.

>>388295014
sorry, I forgot
>Fuze

>>388292465
In order of last played:

Joel from The Last of Us (end of game, fully equipped)
Ellie from The Last of Us (ditto)
Witch Doctor from Diablo 3 (just started, not even 70 yet, zero equip)
Terraria dude (Post-Moon Lord equip)
Balthier aka The Leading Man from FF12 (Seitengrat and other best in slot equip)
The thing you play in Ever Oasis

Could work out, I feel that Terraria dude and Balthier would do the bulk of the work, while they're being guarded by Witch Doctor's pets and Ellie and Joel

>>388292465
Joker persona 5 with my death team
Bastion overwatch
Courier new vegas
persona 3
Sonic

Oh god

>>388292465

>Planetary Annihilation

I think I'm well prepared.

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>>388292465
>Joker (P5
>Skarsnik (TWWH)
>Nigger (Mafia III)
>Old dude (Observer)
>Garret (Thief)

I'm fucked.

>>388295116
shit son, that sphere is gone in 5 minutes.

>>388295126
endgame terraria dude would clean house desu.
im imagining the prism just ripping through it like butter.

>>388295116
Plot twist, they all kill each other

>>388293702
>Firentis has been knocked unconscious

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>>388292465
The combine are fucked beyond belief.

>Priest Watcher from Pillars of Eternity
>Female Saiyan from Xenoverse 2 (This alone probably wins)
>Orisa from Overwatch
>Sheva Alomar from Resident Evil 5
>Major/Minor protag
>Raiden from MGR
I think we're gonna be alright, maybe.

Blackheart
end game terraria character
smite Hades
a random prisoner
Ermac
Yamcha
i can do this easy

>>388294086
he cant as soon as he dies he cant get back
plus his weapons would be to weak unless he uses the bfg

>>388292465
Dante
Kirby
Demifiend
Asura
Bayo
Seraph

Beat me, faggots

>>388295565
>kirby
thats another soloist.

>>388292465
>Demi-fiend
>9S
>Morgan Yu
>P5 Joker
>Botw link
>Maxwell
I think demi-fiend or maxwell could easily beat it.

>>388295565
demi fiend asura bayo is all you need
dont know what Seraph is from but since that is a name for a certain type of powerful angel
>>388295614
kirby is not that strong he cant suck in most things and dies in 6 hits

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>Chivalry Jav-thrower
>TF2 Medic
>Greninja
>Hollow Knight
>L4D2 Coach
>Forest Law

...aside from maybe HK, not too well.

>>388295756
Seraph is from Digital Devil Saga
A tad bit weaker than Demifiend i guess

>Champion of Ash
>Bloodborne Hunter
>Winston
>Crash Bandicoot
>Niko Bellic
>Sonic the Hedgehog

What a shit show

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>>388295756
kirby has a pretty amazing kill list though. hes strong, fast, and what stuff he is able to absorb can be ejected as projectiles.
he can devour life, copy abilitys, and regenerate health through any kind of nutritional substance.

>>388295970
oh that guy not really a tad bit weaker it's like comparing raven to blackheart

>>388296050
copied ability's being worse than person he sucked in cant devour things atleast double his height and im pretty sure a monkey with a hammer is as strong as a gun ship made with stuff harder than Steel

>>388296007
>Niko Bellic and his team of raging autists plus a Victorian

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>>388292465

>Samus Aran
>Phoenix Wright
>Monster Hunter
>Miku
>Link

Samus solos, everyone else chills on her ship.

Thiccbrap Swoleson

Bayonetta
Nikolai Belinski
Edward Kenway
Master chief
Alex Mason
Chosen undead

this gon b gud

>>388292465
>KSP

Well this shit is already over

So can someone explain to me why the dyson sphere in the Ep 3 story is so big? I guess I don't understand dyson spheres.

>TWEWY
>tf2 sniper
Not even gonna try honestly no way can 5 kids and a psycho do it.

.....wait. My team has a god. No problem

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>Obese black alcoholic pygmy (pic related)
>Smoke from R6:S
>Montagne from R6:S
>Mujahideen with an RPG
>Coach from L4D2
>Titanfall 2 Grapple Hook Pilot

>Phoenix Wright
>Chun Li
>Crash Bandicoot
>Aloy from Horizon Zero Dawn
>Sanic
>Kat from Gravity Rush

Kat might be able to pull off some crazy shit with gravity powers. But above all, I trust Crash Bandicoot to do the job.

>>388292465
>Master Chief
>Samus Aran
>Doom Slayer
>Mario
>Sonic

The Combine is fucked.

>>388296942
it surrounds a fucking sun

>Ranger from Path of Exile
>Shadow from Path of Exile
>Courier from New Vegas
>Soldier from Battlefield 4
>Sonic & Tails

I think Sonic may be the only one to get alive.

>>388296942
a dyson sphere takes the energy of stars so it's feeds off Suns and stars and planets

>>388292465
>Mobius 1
>Razgriz/Kid
>Demon Lord of the Round Table
>Holo pilot with a Cold War
>Guy from Subnautica
The last two aren't really relevant, but as long as there are plane sized hallways in the Dyson Sphere team Ace Combat's got this.

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>>388292465
>Mercy (Overwatch)
>Carl Johnson (GTA:SA)
>Big Smoke (L4D2)
>Komaru Naegi (Danganronpa)
>Gordon Freeman
>Hajime Hinata (Danganronpa)

We might have a chance

>>388297123
Maybe I should just have either Master Chief or Samus solo this since they can wipe out Combine in the Sphere easily and completely destroy the sphere since both a good at destroying planets anyway.

>Nep
>Ibuki
>Widowmaker
>Dark Souls 2 character
>Sonic
>Villager from AC

Maybe Purple Heart and Super Sonic can do some damage but I sincerely doubt it'll be enough

>>388292465
>Chosen Undead
>Protagonist from BattleZone
>Venom Snake
>Johnny Rico
>Cross (XBX)
>Lancer (EDF)

ezpz, either with or without back up from the various military organisations behind them.

>>388292465
>Bill L4D2
>Amanda Ripley Alien:Isolation
>Random General (And forces?) WG:RD
>Random Soldier Foxhole
>Random Terrorist CSGO
>Gordan Freeman Gary's Mod

>>388294086
>Six Doomguys

>>388292465
>Ashen One
>Rico Rodriguez (Just Cause protag)
>Karl Fairburne (Sniper Elite protag)
>Spartan IV (from online multiplayer)
>Master Chief
>Spartan Locke

They're alright.

>>388292465
>James Bond
>Dante
>Vergil
>Chosen Undead
>Krieger Überschall Clear-View
>Joshua Fireseed

A troupe of sick heroes group up inside a racecar and try to get to the core of the sphere to somehow turn the star in there into a black hole. Maybe Yamato can do it or something.

>>388297429
Why even bother asking, it's not like every combined deck from WG:RD could do a dent in the combine homeworld.

>>388292465
>Laharl
>Sonic
>Felicia
>Yoshi
>Min Min
>Titus

Weird selection of characters.

>>388292465
>Oblivion custom class character
>Senua
>player character from Dusk
>Artyom
>Your lord from Strhonghold
>Kyle Katarn
we got dis.

>>388296942
The sheer scale and complexity of a Dyson sphere makes Gordon realize how utterly beyond humanity the Combine really are. It's the fact that they can even construct one. It shows how tiny and ultimately meaningless the resistance is. Nothing within the foreseeable future could ever be done to combat a threat so far above our technical understanding.

>>388292465
>Sonic the Hedgehog
>Pharah
>D.Va
>Brave Fencer Musashi
>Hero from DQ7
>Nova from Warframe
... Well we're fucking boned. DQ7's hero and Musashi might hang in there for a bit.

>Formula 1 Driver
>Valla
>Lt. Morales
>Tyrande
>Tommy Vercetti
>Doom slayer
uhr uhm.

>>388292465
Just drop population of Detroit onto it, will be out of service in few hours

>>388292465

- An Overwatch character I can't remember.
- Velvet Crowe
- Coco Bandicoot
- Adol Christin
- The Hunter (Bloodborne)
- Apollo Justice

Haven't played any DBZ games in like, 15 years, so yeah, they not accomplishing jack.

>>388292465
>Arma 3
>Rising Storm 2 U.S. Army/USMC, PAVN/NLF
>Red Orchestra 2 Allies and Axis
>Gordon Freeman
>Max Rokatansky
>Max Payne

>>388296942
If you meant why it's so much large than the star itself by volume, it's because it's constructed to be 1 AU away from the star, to maintain the distance form the star suitable for life

>>388292465
>Weanus, my guy from mountain blade
>Marine from Enter the Gungeon
>Isaac from the binding of Isaac
>Weanus, my guy from Kingdoms of Amalur
>Weanus, my guy from Skyrim
>Titania from Warfame

Everyone died except for maybe Titania.

>>388296942
As others have said, Dyson Spheres are just impossibly large. If you imagine one like its a planet then its crust's circumference is the orbit of the Earth and is as thick as an entire planet is wide. At the very least. Talking a surface area immeasurable for us to truly imagine and comprehend and that's ignoring that populations live throughout a Dyson Sphere's crust. Not just top side. They require many times more resources than our entire solar system could ever begin to provide.

They are a conceptual zenith for civilization to attain.

>>388296849
Maybe Alex could hack the Sphere being an expert in Numbers?

>Sonic
>Tom Banner (kf2)
>Elizabeth I (Civ5)
>Vietcong Guerilla
>Jimmy Hopkins
>Kilik
Yeah we are fucked

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>>388292465
What if the combine faced these guys and

>Link (BotW)
>9S
>Pikachu
>Ashe (FF12)
>Just Cause 3 guy
>Master Chief
Master Chief, JC3 Guy, and 9S got this shit on lockdown.
Link, Pikachu, and Ashe die horribly.

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>>388292465
these guys

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>>388292465
>TF2
Heavy with brass beast and sandvich

>DOOM
Doomguy, nuff said

>FEAR
Pointman with shotgun, penetrator, and particle cannon

>GoW 3
Kratos

>Oddworld NnT
Abe
Oh fug

>MGR:R
Raiden and his insatiable thirst for left hands

>Black Mesa
Gordon from before the events of HL2
Dudes in for a rude awakening

Could go either way

>>388292465
>Isaac (binding of isaac)
>Chris Redfield
>William "B.J." Blazkowicz
>Chosen Undead
>Lo Wang
>Salvador

Don't think they could take it out, but they would give them one hell of a time

>>388292465
>Nanashi
>Joker
>Inkling
>Mario
>Ashen One
>Snake

Nanashi solos, right?

>>388292465
>Mario
>Luigi
>Sonic
>TF2 Soldier
>Killia (Disgaea 5)
>MC from Cat Quest

I'm fucked.

Anub'arak
Malthael
Aloy
Donkey Kong
Wario
Monster Hunter from X

Think they got a shot at least if they cut Aloy as dead weight

>>388292465
>Nova
Squishy as fuck, but she'd allow the rest of the team to half the time needed to destroy the Dyson Sphere, and the Combine would take years to reach the team's position
>Mesa
She'd evaporate everything around her with bullets, and the Combine would suck complete ass trying to kill her with projectile and beam weapons.
>Cipher (F15S/MTD)
It would be pretty difficult, but I imagine he'd be able to jet joust Combine spacecraft easily
>Mobius One
Jesus. Need I say more?
>Turn A
All man-made structures in a radius equal to the distance between Earth and Jupiter turns to sand, destroying significant chunks of the Dyson Sphere without even trying.
>Jehuty
Teleport around, and spam Vector Cannon to annihilate fleets.
They'd fare pretty well, but Turn A would have to use its Moonlight Butterfly as a last resort.

>A Stalker
>Daniel Lazarski from >observer_
>Senua
>Sam Fisher
>Geralt of Rivia
>Madotsuki

I reckon the Stalker would give them a run for their money. Daniel would just be tripping balls the whole time. Senua same. Fisher would be an invisible god and probably make it to their main command centre. Geralt would get distracted by some combine pussy. Madotsuki would just kind of wander about, not really doing anything.

I think it's really interesting looking at these lists and seeing what gaming trends are currently like for the time being.

For example I noticed a lot of people have mentioned Sonic, which highly indicates people are currently playing Mania

Or there's also people saying Gordon Freeman, for obvious reasons

idk I think it's cause I partly tried to predict what people would say and I was correct in regards to these characters

>murderous space bug hive mind civ from stellaris (hive mind counts as a single pro-tag right?)
>warframe murder-space-hobo
>MGR Raiden
>MGR Sam
>E.Ψ.Ǝ divine cybermancy protag
>soup com 2 commander (again it counts right?)

>>388296007
>Niko Bellic
>Heist Missions: Combine Dyson Sphere

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>MGR:R Raiden (this already wins it)
>Blazkowicz
>The 2016 Football Team(They'll hold the line)
>Regina(Dino Crisis)
>Trevor Phillips(Will fly us out of there)
>Jack Cooper from Titanfall 2

Fucking piece of cake.

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>>388292465
>Doomguy
>Warband Character
>a Militaristic and Fanatic Xenophobic Human Emperor in Stellaris
>German WW2 commander from company of heroes
>a squad of Spetsnaz from Rimworld
Only doomguy would make an impact

>>388298931
Meant to say Patriots football team

>>388297336
>Johnny Rico
In a game?

>The Nameless One
>Yoshi
>Whatshername from Life is Strange
>Link
>The Unravel yarn guy
>Caim and his dragon
So the team has an immortal dimension hopper, some low level time travel, some good mounts including a dragon and good fighters. The yarn guy is screwed though.
I actually don't think they can do. They are tough but not quite there.

All the MGR mentions, that'd be a helluva game to play as a cyborg trying to fight his way to the center of a massive megastructure.

>>388292465
>Space Empires IV
>Dominions 4
>NetHack
>Darkest Dungeon
>Crusader Kings 2
>Street Fighter V

Now I'm wondering how would the Combine fair against my galaxy spawning empire.

>>388299184
That's kinda close to what Vanquish is.

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>>388292465
Daniel Lazarski (>Observer_)
The Hacker (System Shock: Enhanced Edition)
Senua (Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice)
Bathoryn (Slain: Back From Hell)
Naked Snake (Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater)
Old Snake (Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots)

Two hackers, two warriors, two sneakers. I fucking got this.

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>>388299034
Terran Ascendency. Complete with Powered Armor and portable nuke armed squad

>Sokol (Payday 2)
>Katie Forester (Yokai Watch)
>Nocturna (Crypt of the Necrodancer)
>Patapon army
>Gardener from Viva Pinata
>Cubivore
hell of a team but i'm not sure they'd be able to pull it off

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>>388292465
>doom marine
>immortal redneck
>UA Necrons
>Vodyani
>Hunter from Call of the wild
>Warlock from Destiny

We're gonna be fine

>>388297161
>>388297192
>>388297659
>>388297864
>>388297917

Thank you all. A shame we'll never see it in action.