>You live in a timeline where people get killed in commercials for a Mario game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXQNkrEApk8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FetQuUFGrM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsK088tYgxo
>>388287894
Finally copied Megaman
What about that fat guy from the Yoshi's Island Commercial who exploded?
Not posting because it's disgusting.
>>388288143
has megaman had people die in his commercials?
Does anyone know when the reviews come out for this game?
>>388288294
That was far more comical though, and it's possible he survived
>>388288294
Then I will post it
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPJJQHF4tTo
>>388288708
I don't get how the fuck they got away with people fucking blow up and dying on child-friendly channels in the 90s just because the blood/guts were green.
>>388288479
"Survived"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqVVG4FCq7w
Finally taking a page from Kirby's playbook, I see.
>>388289897
And even better
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raKGQWIMEC0
>>388287894
>That first one
Damn I wonder if this lasted on TV, looks too much like a terrorist attack
>>388289562
How about a bonus level?FFFSSSHHOOOBOOM
>>388289897
It just fucking digested that guy, what the fuck is their problem?
As for something past the 90s, even Kirby, the supposed hero, eats and kills these people participating in a race.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wksaZ4gaIc
the game unironically looks good
>>388287894
Reminder that Soliani is literally /ourguy/
Some part of me still can't process that this game fucking exists and is receiving the kind of marketing that it is.
>>388290119
These feel more like movie theater ads.
>>388290439
Miyamoto-senpai noticed me!
>>388290528
Agreed.
Seeing this, I don't feel anything other than confusion and a twinge of amusement where I would normally be critical or appalled.
I suppose I've just been numbed.
>>388287894
I like it
Reminds me of the 2000's outlandish style