I HATE TOUHOU I HATE TOUHOU I HATE TOUHOU I HATE TOUHOU I HATE

Get good.

>>388236973
i think you might be searching for the Dark souls thread.

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>>388236921
Which Touhou exactly? You gotta be more specific, seeing as there are more than 15 games.

>>388238246
I HATE THEM ALL. FUCK TOUHOU. I HOPE ZUN DROPS DEAD

>>388236921
Sell Touhou merch
Sell Touhou merch

>>388236921
SA extra is the easiest extra stage
The newest 2hu also has a piss easy stage but its too soon to tell

Is this how we start touhou threads now

>>388238991
>SA
>easiest extra

Try HSiFS. I beat that shit in 3 days while I can't get to Koishi second fucking nonspell after a week.

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Post your favorite 2hu

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>>388238483
>I HOPE ZUN DROPS DEAD
Now you went too far. Talk shit about the 2hus all day, but leave ZUN-kun out of this. He's an innocent family man who loves his beer and nothing more.

>>388239798
No

>>388239798
fuck off. I can't express my hatred for you waifufags in words. If all you want to do is post girls and jerk each other off, go to your elitist faggot board /jp/

>>388236921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhDJlX0oASY

>>388239957
When did I say she was my waifu? Not even close

>>388239882
is that Mark Zuckerberg? What the fuck was he doing with Zun?

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>>388240060
Facebook is buying 2hu

>>388239615
As I said its too soon to tell if its the easiest since it just released. Other honorable mentions include IN (up until the end) and DC

>>388240978
Do you judge its difficulty with restrictions, like NR or NB? If so, yeah, it's still too early to tell if it's the hardest, otherwise no. Releases and the myriad of resources you get make the stage a cakewalk.

>>388239615
look up a vid or two for Koishi, she's mostly gimmick spellcards. once you know what to do she's not too bad. one of the few extra bosses i've ever beaten.

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The blonde whore keeps killing all my IN runs. How do I get gud

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>>388244135
No but seriously, trust your insticts and just dodge through the stars, that works most of the time. Their hitbox is pretty normal compared to CP's stars, for instace.

I played Four Seasons, died on stage 4 got mad and never played it again.

What songs are good?

>>388244595
My instincts really suck though

>>388236921
git gud

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>>388246413
Just think of them as normal round bullets and imagine the blades of the stars don't exist.

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>>388238991
Sanae's easy, but the stage isn't as easy and Koishi's fucking hard m8
>The spells where she throws herself across the screen while making bullets

The easiest extras are PCB, IN, MoF and HSiFS

Who is this "Two Who?"

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I love Suika!

>>388244135
I feel you, Marisa is preety hard. I'd say she's harder than Kaguya on every difficulty

Stars are a bit smaller than they seem. Just focus on your hitbox and dodging the stars next to it while loosely looking for the boss indicator at the bottom of the screen.

>>388236921
Here OP I have the video to help you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGhy4x1tRMQ

Granted SA is fucking bullshit sometimes

Play more fair games like PCB, MoF, TD or IN

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>>388236921
git fucking good OP

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>>388238640
NO NO NO NO NO I'M NOT SELLING TOUHOU MERCH.

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>>388249776
>The only weeaboo stuff I have is Touhou merch

No fucking regrets m8. I love these girls

th16 fucking stink
the beta was so good
but stage 4-6 2hus have shitty designs shitty themes and 4-5 stages bosses have only 3 fucking spellcard
not to mention 6 stage is literaly junko sitting on chair even her last word is similiar
also no extra because DUDE YOU DIDNT BEAT HER THAT TIME YOU ACTUALLY BEAT HER IN EXTRA STAGE

>>388250024
I wasn't feeling the ost much this time around. I liked the 1-3rd stage boss themes and the level theme for stage 5. I think it may have just been the melodies though, the soundfont was fine.

>>388239994
fuck this dude and his goblin face

>>388250024
That was one of the reasons I beat and liked the extra desu. I really liked that I didn't beat her, a supposed god, on my first try.

>>388252742
she could be phantasm boss that could be even better because she is 'hidden god'
that was just lame excuse to not make 1 more newhu

>>388253050
technically he made 4 newhus

>>388253715
and in PCB you got 4 different 2hus in 4th stage

>>388239994
>the graphics...
immediately stopped watched. I hate when people criticize games over such petty shit as graphics or music

>>388254387
in DDC you got 2whos on stage 4 and one more 2who on extra

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I love Sakuya!

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I love Demetori!

>>388256636
what the fuck is that anatomy
where is her midsection, where is that hand coming from
why is her lower body so big if it's all being blocked by perspective

>>388250024
Chair Junko's last spellcard is nothing like regular Junko's.

All i want is more touhou

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>>388256328
Which Sakuya do you prefer?

>>388257447
both have the 4 phase spellcard what each phase adds more bullets the only saving thing is okina bullets depend on the season you picked

>>388258316
dude she is like 80% legs

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>>388258316
Pantyhose

>>388258316
>Skelly arms
>Thunderthighs with T H I C C legs

That's not how this works anon

>>388258367
I guess Utsuho, Byakuren, Miko and Shinmyoumaru's last spells are all Junko ripoffs too then, huh?

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>>388256636
how was this new album
last one felt like crows claw, which is not the reason I hear them
also FLAC when?

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>>388258316
>follow him for moderate thick and cute pixel art which deserves a game
>then some months later
well, a-at least he's making that game...

>>388258964
she's a maid in a mansion
those are the legs of someone that uses stairs everyday, they're not that impressive or unreasonable

>>388261872
Show me an actual photo of a person with thighs literally 5 times the diameter of their arms

>>388262102
do you really want to see my hairy legs

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Post your pairings

>>388244135
That bitch is annoying in IN. Just because of her I mostly used Marisa/Alice team since Reimu's spellcards are easier and more fun to beat.

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>>388262574
based yoko

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>>388258316
the one in sexy lingerie

I want to get into the touhous. Where do i start? Should i get the one on PS4?

>>388263438
shoot the bullet
don't try others till you finish that

>>388263438
Try Perfect Cherry Blossom or Imperishable Night

>>388263438
>>388263601
Don't forget to get the vpatches

>>388263438
Try Touhou 6 or 7.

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I love touhou

>>388236921

I mastered mountain of faith when it came out, couldn't be bothered to learn another. When I play it now, I can't pull off the 1-2 death playthroughs so I just get mad and ragequit. Never gonna pick up the series again.

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>>388262574
ReiMu is the best.

Should I get back into 2hu? The last one I played was 13 and I was never very good at them, I got a couple 1ccs on Normal here and there but that was years ago. I don't have the time to grind it out and just git gud these days I think.

>>388263814
Nobody cares

>>388265042

Nihilism.

>>388236921
I don't understand how these games are hard. Just don't get hit the shit isn't random

>>388236921
I FUCKING HATE THE BROWNS.
I HATE THE BROWNS SO GODDAMN MUCH.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HdhS2jIuHI&t=35s

Are you the same guy, OP?