Post your most pathetic story related to being a gamer >

>>388155027
If you're gonna make a blog thread at least make a proper green text telling the story

Here's mine

> I tried to play a video game for fun and not competition or achievements once

>playing LotR - The Two Towers with friend
>can't beat level where you fight Lurtz
>rage and start crying
>mom has to drive friend home
>i get an early bedtime
>tfw was 18

It took me 6 years to beat paper mario.

Although, if it helps, I didn't play very frequently and I started when I was 5, finished when I was 11.

>>388155320
Are you autistic?

>played ds3 for 22 hours straight when it came out

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>have never beaten a final boss in any game except for SMG2

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I stole hundreds if not thousands of dollars worth of videogames and consoles from the game store I was working at. Including a demo unit Dreamcast, a PS4, and Misadventure of Tron Bonne. There was absolutely no supervision, I only saw the boss ones, no stock system (many things were listed as having negative copies), and the store was already in the process of shutting down.

>spent $100 on a shitty mobage and cried about it
That's about it.

>>388155320

SURELY this is not true. If this is true then it is the gayest thing I have ever heard.

>>388155565
That's not too bad. When the first Ratchet and Clank came out I played it for 3 days straight. I didn't even eat I was so obsessed.

>>388155969
were you on speed? how did you stay up for 3 days

> played fire red non stop for hours

> vision goes to shit for a few minutes

> worth it

Anon tried to steal 15 copies of Quake. He tried to steal FIFTEEN copies of Quake on N64. That's almost as much as two tens. And that's terrible.

>>388155969
when the 7th harry potter book was released I didn't stop until I had read it all

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>join a random No More Room in Hell survival mode game in progress
>we're holding out in a store
>there's a gun jammed on one of the doors
>pick up the gun and the door now closes smoothly
>suddenly hear screeching screams from the other players
>realize what I just did
>leave the game so fast that I couldn't even understand what they're saying

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>almost broke my door because of mario party
>used to throw random objects around the room when I did bad in dota
>punched my brother in the face one time when he wanted to use the computer while I was playing wolfenstein enemy territory

I used to have anger issues

>playing TF2
>bad time in my life, family members dying to drug addiction, violence in the household, you get the idea
>spent 15 straight hours in the same server
>the last 3 hours were on some awful map I hated
>another vote passes to stay on the map another hour
>lose my shit and throw an entire plate of spaghetti onto my bed
>a literal plate of spaghetti, not the meme kind