I can't do it anymore. I can't keep defending Nintendo

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>>388137468
>Takes the Switch back out of the trash, loads up Splatoon 2 (Still Rank C), leans back in his seat and waits for the fish to bite.

>>388137652
I never even played online. The game was too dull to continue passed the singleplayer.

>>388137468
simply epic

>>388137468
wow, nice clean trashcan
it's as if you can remove the switch and nothing will be dirty ;3

>>388137918
Why would I remove it from the trash? Its were it belongs until games come out for it...

>>388137918
what are you implying?

>>388138018
>...
Reddit trying to get yet another screen cap for upvotes huh. Your kind is not welcome here

>>388137468
Now piss and shit into your trash and post a photo.
If you don't do it, you are just a weak faggot.

>>388138150
The switch isn't even worthy of my shit or urine.

>people unironically buy consoles just so they can shitpost on a shitty image board
>people go out of their way to take picture of consoles in trash cans so they can falseflag and stir shit for LE EBIC TROLL

>>388138093
>tfw I unironically used ... all the time in the 6th grade
I still regret it.

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>>388137468
sorry you're not feeling well anon
please cheer up

>>388138205
Pussy. Shit thread, weak shitpost.
Your life is so shit you can't even shitpost propely on internet.

>>388137727
multiplayer modes are way more fun imo

>>388138778
I bought a Wii u and got fucked so I gave Nintendo one last chance and like a girlfriend that runs to her abusive boyfriend. But now I can't do it anymore. I just want something to play.

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>>388139042
>I just want something to play
Then why did you buy a console at launch?

>>388139138
Zelda.

I was hoping for the grand-slam like Melee for the GC

>>388139214
>grand-slam like Melee for the GC
Melee was shit tho.

>>388139323
ur mom

>>388137918
>clean trashcan
>jizz rags everywhere

nani?

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>>388139138
Even the Vita had a better launch line-up than Switch. Retarded fanbase is the only reason Nintendo keeps chugging along.

>>388139801
Cant be as retarded as the flaseflagging faggot who made this thread.

>>388139956
https://www.nintendo.com/games/nintendo-switch-bestsellers
You literally cannot defend this. This is embarrassingly bad.

>>388137468
>Puts a fucking tissue in a bag so he doesn't get his switch dirty for le ebin shitpost

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>>388140167
What am I supposed to be seeing here?

>>388137918
>clean
The fuck? That looks filthy, I bet you don't even clean your room everyday.

>>388140436
>Filthy
>A bagged tissue and some paper